Comedy Central HD (Pacific) Jerry and Elaine get a chance for romance after George's comment to a couple (Debra Messing, Cary Elwes) leads to a breakup. 2026-10-26 George searches for a way to stop his impending nuptials even as he and Susan are selecting their wedding invitations. 2026-10-26 George is ready to move on after mourning the death of his fiancée, while Jerry breaks off his engagement. 2026-10-26 George suspects the attorney for the Susan Ross Foundation believes he murdered Susan; Jerry likes his date. 2026-10-26 Elaine's ex introduces her to two of his friends who look like George and Kramer but act like their exact opposites. 2026-10-26 Jerry discovers a hidden talent when Kramer gets him to perform an illegal activity; George acts like a rebel. 2026-10-26 During a game of hide-and-seek, Stewie takes refuge in Quagmire's suitcase, only to wind up in Paris; Peter and Lois take a getaway to Vermont, where Lois is intent on breaking Bonnie's Instagram likes record. 2026-10-26 Stewie finds himself in public disgrace after a pop star unleashes her fan base on him for a benign comment; Peter gets lap band surgery and enjoys the merriment of excess skin. 2026-10-26 Peter and Chris finish last in a "Generation Gap" game at a carnival, forcing them to try to reconnect; Brian starts to date a carny, whom he can't break up with even after witnessing some of her crude habits. 2026-10-26 Stewie and Doug compete for the honor of class snack captain. 2026-10-26 The guys recount their first true love stories, leading to parodies of "Castaway", "Dirty Dancing" and various Meg Ryan rom-coms. 2026-10-26 The guys try to help Mayor Wild West reconnect with his estranged father, Old West. 2026-10-26 Peter is mistaken for being a single parent and relishes in the perks that come with it. 2026-10-26 Meg joins the basketball team; Stewie goes down a rabbit hole of conspiracies, which ultimately ends with him developing multiple personalities. 2026-10-26 To restore his public image, Carter adopts a young girl from an orphanage, drawing jealousy from Lois. 2026-10-26 Peter tries to take advantage of a work policy granting leave in the event of a pet's death; Stewie causes Brian to give up writing. 2026-10-26 Cartman gets an anal probe; aliens land in South Park and kidnap Kyle's little brother. 2026-10-26 A celebrity presents Cartman's essay-contest prize. 2026-10-26 Volcanic activity disrupts a hunting trip. 2026-10-26 Stan's dog pursues other dogs. 2026-10-26 A genetic engineering experiment unleashes Stan's mutant twin. 2026-10-26 Stan's grandfather helps summon the Grim Reaper. 2026-10-26 An outbreak of pinkeye interrupts Halloween. 2026-10-26 A battle for spiritual domination conflicts with Cartman's birthday. 2026-10-26 Government authorities mistake Cartman for a starving child. 2026-10-26 Town denizens try for a politically correct Christmas; Kyle's pal Mr. Hankey arrives. 2026-10-26 When the boys help Britney Spears get to the North Pole, they discover the shocking secret behind her popularity. 2026-10-26 In a South Park homage to the 1981 film, Heavy Metal, the boys are trying to get Kenny off the latest drug craze that's captured the junior high and under set. 2026-10-26 The head of the World Canadian Bureau leads the country into a strike and the responsibility of brokering a settlement rests with the boys. 2026-10-26 While Ms. Garrison is off trying to find a way to become the man he was always intended to be, Cartman is put in charge of the classroom. 2026-10-26 Randy packs up his family and heads west when he wakes up to find the Internet is gone. 2026-10-26 While the kids are on a field trip to a living museum, Cartman makes Butters sneak away from the class to go to the amusement center next door. 2026-10-26 Butters stands with Cartman as he confronts the Chinese after a tragic event. 2026-10-26 Wendy gets in trouble when she threatens to beat up Cartman after school. 2026-10-26 While the country celebrates the outcome of the election, the new President-elect arrives at the White House prematurely. 2026-10-26 A prominent religious organization, an ex-lover and serial killers threaten Satan's Halloween costume party. 2026-10-26 The Goth Kids are angry when the other children can't tell the difference between a goth and a vampire. 2026-10-26 Randy's big plans for Halloween night keep Stan from trick or treating with his friends. 2026-10-26 The goth kids are sent to a camp for troubled children. 2026-10-26 At the annual Halloween get-together, a witch casts a spell that terrorizes everyone in town. 2026-10-26 The kids plan to use the latest revolution in mobility to get even more candy on Halloween; the adults hoard emergency supplies and hope to survive until morning. 2026-10-26 Randy tries to deal with his daughter's marijuana problem on Halloween. 2026-10-26 Kramer tries to scam the post office; Elaine has a rash but has trouble finding a doctor who will treat her. 2026-10-26 The mentor of Jerry's latest girlfriend (A.J. Langer) is dating a rival (Steve Hytner); Elaine must fire a troubled employee. 2026-10-26 Jerry is unhappy about receiving bundles of small residual checks from a Japanese TV show; Kramer makes friends with a group of Japanese tourists. 2026-10-26 Jerry and Kramer are affected when a celebrity opens a new restaurant in the neighborhood and the eatery's sign shines its neon light directly into Kramer's apartment. 2026-10-26 George's intellect benefits when his girlfriend's illness requires their abstinence; Elaine experiences the opposite effect; Jerry returns to his junior high school for career day. 2026-10-26 George competes for a better apartment against a survivor of the Andrea Doria; Kramer visits a vet for his cough. 2026-10-26 Dwight picks up the slack when the party planning committee fails to plan a Christmas party; Darryl worries Jim has forgotten the promise he made; Pete teaches Erin about "Die Hard.". 2026-10-27 Pam accidentally brings lice into the office but lets Meredith take the blame; Jim spends a great day in Philadelphia with a potential business associate; Nellie, Phyllis and Kevin interfere with Darryl's love life. 2026-10-27 Everyone abuses the office's new espresso machine; Dwight takes Clark on a sales call; Darryl goes for an interview at Jim's company; Pam surprises Jim with a visit. 2026-10-27 Dwight tries to stop Darryl from leaving; Jim misses Cece's first recital because of work, upsetting Pam; Nellie exposes Erin and Pete. 2026-10-27 David Wallace asks Dwight to find a new part-time salesman who will fill in for Jim; Pam looks for a new desk mate; Erin searches for her birth parents. 2026-10-27 Nellie and Dwight spring into action when Pam needs help finding the vandal who defaced her mural; Darryl has a hard time dealing with Jim's habits. 2026-10-27 The staff pairs off into pretend couples so they can take advantage of a Valentine's Day discount at a minimall; Erin claims she will break up with Andy when he returns, but Pete has his doubts. 2026-10-27 During an interview for a job in Philadelphia, a manager gives Pam déjà vu; Dwight asks Angela to join him on a mission; Andy returns from his trip. 2026-10-27 During an interview for a job in Philadelphia, a manager gives Pam déjà vu; Dwight asks Angela to join him on a mission; Andy returns from his trip. 2026-10-27 Dwight takes a trip home for a Schrute funeral; Todd Packer tries to make up for a lifetime of bad behavior. 2026-10-27 The office employees are excited when TV commercials for the documentary begin airing; Angela is jealous when Dwight starts dating a farmer; Jim meets with professional baseball player Ryan Howard. 2026-10-27 A satirical look at news, trends, pop culture, current events, politics, sports and entertainment. 2026-10-27 Can President Trump hold his fraying coalition together? Jordan Klepper hits the 2026 midterm campaign trail to find out. 2026-10-27 Brian and Stewie travel back to the pilot episode of the series to change history. 2026-10-27 Joe's son, who was reported missing in Iraq, suddenly and unexpectedly appears during Thanksgiving dinner, but the story of his disappearance doesn't add up. 2026-10-27 Beavis and Butt-Head use a bulletproof vest to impress chicks; Stewart is getting a divorce and moves in with middle-aged Beavis and Butt-Head. 2026-10-27 The boys cross into a new dimension while searching for Cartman's leprechaun. 2026-10-27 Kenny takes his girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers' concert. 2026-10-27 A vigilante rises from the trash and attempts to wipe out crime in the town of South Park. 2026-10-27 Randy steps forward with a solution to fix the desperate state of the economy. 2026-10-27 Someone plays an April Fool's joke on the boys. 2026-10-27 The kids come up with the funniest joke of all time while helping Jimmy with his comedy routine. 2026-10-27 The boys fake Butters' death to reinvent him as a girl. 2026-10-27 When Ms. Garrison hears of Mr. Slave's impending wedding, she vows to stop same-sex marriage. 2026-10-27 When Stan looks to new religions to cure his depression, church leaders recognize him as the second coming. 2026-10-27 Kyle befriends a whale from the new Denver Sea Park; he convinces all the fourth grade boys to help him get his new friend back home. 2026-10-27 Things turn deadly when the boys spend a fun-filled day at the water park. 2026-10-27 Kyle is involved in the development of a new product called HumancentiPad. 2026-10-27 Jimmy hosts the Special Ed Department's First Annual Comedy Awards. 2026-10-27 Ike is obsessed with the Canadian royal wedding. 2026-10-27 Cartman is sent to anger-management therapy. 2026-10-27 Ground floor of Cartman's latest business venture. 2026-10-27 Butters is diagnosed with a multiple personality disorder. 2026-10-27 Stan's world view and friendships begin to change right after his tenth birthday; Randy latches onto a new music genre in an attempt to fit in, causing problems in his marriage. 2026-10-27 Cartman copes with Asperger's syndrome. 2026-10-27 What begins as an innocent game between the boys turns serious when Cartman joins the U.S. Border Patrol. 2026-10-27 Secrets are being leaked on a new gossip website. 2026-10-27 When the guys go to an abandoned asylum to gain inspiration for a new horror movie, they accidentally kill a man who they think is keeping them hostage; annoyed with Brian's perceived pretension, Stewie endeavors to destroy his glasses. 2026-10-27 Quagmire meets an avid dog lover and pretends Brian is his dog in an attempt to win her over; Chris helps Stewie track down the culprit who stole his Halloween candy. 2026-10-27 Peter makes a hologram of himself to get out of menial household duties. 2026-10-27 Quagmire is excited to meet a woman with a sex drive equal to his own, until she kidnaps him to make him her sex slave; a love triangle forms between Stewie, Brian and Stewie's teddy bear. 2026-10-27 James Woods invites Quahog residents to his mansion, and the evening turns into a murder mystery when guests end up dead. 2026-10-27 Brian and Stewie travel back to the pilot episode of the series to change history. 2026-10-28