Comedy Central HD (Pacific) The funniest thing Cartman's ever seen comes to town; realizing he'll never see anything funnier, he loses his sense of humor. 2026-10-23 Kyle tries to ditch his cousin, Kyle, who comes to South Park for an extended visit and embarrasses him in front of his friends. 2026-10-23 Token is teased as the only rich kid in town so he begins to lure others like himself to South Park, but the town tries to drive them out. 2026-10-23 Cartman has a personal stake in stem cell research. 2026-10-23 Butters reveals a dark family secret. 2026-10-23 A caddie (Armin Shimerman) helps Kramer improve his golf game; George is considered for a promotion at work. 2026-10-23 A girlfriend (Lisa Deanne) piques Jerry's interest by always wearing the same dress; Kramer expects Elaine to honor an offer made in jest. 2026-10-23 Jerry buys his parents (Barney Martin, Liz Sheridan) a Cadillac, which only complicates their lives; George rethinks his engagement. 2026-10-23 Jerry buys his parents (Barney Martin, Liz Sheridan) a Cadillac, which only complicates their lives; George rethinks his engagement. 2026-10-23 Jerry pays a price for mocking his uncle (Len Lesser) on "The Tonight Show"; tenants hate new shower heads. 2026-10-23 George is dismayed because one of the dolls in Susan's collection bears an uncanny resemblance to his mother. 2026-10-23 After returning from his romantic quest, Andy battles with Nellie for the manager's chair; Kelly has a difficult time choosing between Ryan and a perfect man (Sendhil Ramamurthy). 2026-10-24 Andy crashes a fundraiser and ends up adopting 12 dogs; Dwight learns that an auction winner loses money; Nellie learns how to eat a taco. 2026-10-24 Andy tries to jumpstart his comeback; after Robert drunkenly shuts down a local branch, Jim and Dwight join forces in hope of outsmarting a salesman. 2026-10-24 A former boss helps Andy go undercover and stage a coup; a new opportunity arises for Robert. 2026-10-24 Two new, young employees throw Dwight and Jim off balance; Andy returns from leadership training with a desire for revenge. 2026-10-24 A toast at Roy's wedding leads to Pam and Jim searching their relationships for buried secrets; Dwight reacts to Nellie's mandatory charity initiative. 2026-10-24 As Andy flaunts a discovery he made about his ancestry, Darryl struggles in his new role; Dwight teaches a language to Erin, who wants to impress her boyfriend's educated family; Jim reveals a secret. 2026-10-24 When Jim convinces Dwight the building is unsafe, Dwight rents a bus to use as his office; Nellie asks for Andy's help; Jim uses pie to cheer Pam. 2026-10-24 Andy invites his old a cappella group to perform for Halloween, which leads to a confrontation with his frenemy; Dwight tries to track down a madman in the office; Jim and Pam fight over his new job. 2026-10-24 Andy must step up when his dad loses all his family's money; when Dwight is a guest on a radio show, his co-workers call in to torture him; Kevin learns a secret about Oscar. 2026-10-24 The women of the office try to teach Dwight how to interact with female clients; Angela suspects the senator of cheating; Toby convinces some of the guys to grow mustaches. 2026-10-24 When Angela finds out about her husband's affair, she goes to Dwight for help; Stanley and Phyllis take advantage of Jim when he needs a favor; Pete distracts Pam as she begins painting her mural. 2026-10-24 All Happy Gilmore (Adam Sandler) has ever wanted is to be a professional hockey player. But he soon discovers he may actually have a talent for playing an entirely different sport: golf. When his grandmother (Frances Bay) learns she is about to lose her home, Happy joins a golf tournament to try and win enough money to buy it for her. With his powerful driving skills and foulmouthed attitude, Happ 2026-10-24 Beavis and Butt-Head use a power washer to do their work at Burger World; middle-aged Butt-Head makes Beavis drive to the next county for beer. 2026-10-24 Randy fights against home-grown weed; Kyle goes to camp. 2026-10-24 Randy sees an opportunity for Tegridy in China. 2026-10-24 Randy celebrates the success of Tegridy Farms; Cartman refuses to get a shot. 2026-10-24 Cartman is sure the new plant-based diet in the school cafeteria gave him a heart attack. 2026-10-24 Randy tries to deal with his daughter's marijuana problem on Halloween. 2026-10-24 The citizens of South Park have had enough of Randy and Tegridy Farms, and they just want to lock him up. 2026-10-24 The annual Strong Woman competition pushes everyone to their limits. 2026-10-24 Kyle's mum looks so good after her fecal transplant that everyone wants to get their hands on her goods; Cartman and the boys jump into the quest for the best microbiome. 2026-10-24 Scott Malkinson is desperate to impress the new girl in his class. 2026-10-24 Santa is stealing all the joy from the town's holiday season. 2026-10-24 Members of a fourth grade class are banned from wearing their pajamas to school on the most important day of the year. 2026-10-24 Stan's horrified to realize he's misinterpreted some of the greatest writing of all time. 2026-10-24 Cartman is not happy when his mom gets a new job. 2026-10-24 Ben gets a job offer, forcing Leslie to think about their future; Ron and Andy take Diane's girls trick-or-treating; Tom looks for a new business idea. 2026-10-24 Leslie meets Ben's parents; Jean-Ralphio helps Tom prepare the pitch for his new business idea; Chris has mood swings. 2026-10-24 April tries to get Lot 48 turned into a dog park, upsetting Leslie; Tom gets Ben's help with his new business idea; Andy improves his crime scene investigation skills. 2026-10-24 Leslie asks the public for park design suggestions but is suspicious when the best design comes from an Eagleton architect; Tom asks the office for help with his new business; Andy tries to make his job as a security guard exciting. 2026-10-24 Tammy II crashes a woodworking awards dinner that Ron, Diane and Leslie are attending; Jerry fails to invite some of his friends to his holiday party. 2026-10-24 Ann plans a bachelorette party for Leslie, but Councilman Jamm derails the event; Chris has a game night at Ben's. 2026-10-24 April and Leslie try to get more women hired in government; Tom asks Ben and Andy to teach him about basketball; Ron watches Diane's kids. 2026-10-24 After a series of unsuccessful relationships, Ann makes a decision; Ben asks Tom, Chris and Ron to help him select a caterer for the wedding; April has to complete one of Leslie's tasks. 2026-10-24 Average Joe's Gym and its owner, Peter La Fleur (Vince Vaughn), are both down on their luck. A fancy competing gym called Globo-Gym, run by the maniacal health nut White Goodman (Ben Stiller), is about to put Average Joe's out of business unless Peter can raise $50,000 to keep his mortgage. To save the gym, Peter and a ragtag group of Average Joe's members and employees enter a dodgeball contest w 2026-10-24 Brad Whitaker (Will Ferrell) is a kindhearted radio executive who wants to be the best possible stepfather to his wife's (Linda Cardellini) two children. When her freewheeling ex-husband, Dusty (Mark Wahlberg), breezes back into town, Brad's feeling of insecurity quickly develops into an inferiority complex. As Dusty demonstrates his flair for athletics, home repair and bad-boy charisma, Whitaker 2026-10-24 All Happy Gilmore (Adam Sandler) has ever wanted is to be a professional hockey player. But he soon discovers he may actually have a talent for playing an entirely different sport: golf. When his grandmother (Frances Bay) learns she is about to lose her home, Happy joins a golf tournament to try and win enough money to buy it for her. With his powerful driving skills and foulmouthed attitude, Happ 2026-10-24