WKPT-CD Doug tries to impress new driver Jared when he learns he was the only one at IPS not invited to Jared's barbecue. 2026-05-06 Carrie learns that in the beginning of their relationship Doug lied to her about getting a job at IPS so she would sleep with him. 2026-05-06 Charlie and Alan meet several women while attending one of Jake's soccer games. 2026-05-06 After Evelyn's new beau dumps her, Charlie and Alan enlist Jake to cheer her up; Charlie teaches Jake a lesson about screening telephone calls from women. 2026-05-06 For a school assignment, Jake draws the tattooed buttocks of Charlie's female friend. 2026-05-06 Charlie realizes Jake's classmates know the words to all of his jingles, and he is inspired to craft the fourth-grade musical with unusual results. 2026-05-06 George is unhappy with Max's less-than-compassionate dentist so he asks his bosses to change the company dental plan. 2026-05-06 George tries to get Max help in school by telling his long-lost sister, Linda, who is the superintendent of schools, that she was given up for adoption at birth. 2026-05-06 When a major earthquake shakes Los Angeles, George's repressed childhood fears resurface. Despite a positive assessment of the house from a contractor, George refuses to go back in, and he and Carmen set up a tent in the backyard. 2026-05-06 When Benny demands cash for a box of George's childhood mementos, George learns some painful truths about his boyhood. 2026-05-06 Dan and Roseanne decide the annual PTA rummage sale is a great time to donate some of the junk they've collected over the years; the trouble is they can't decide which items are junk and which are cherished possessions. 2026-05-06 Roseanne and Dan's wedding is ushered in without a honeymoon; it's their 15th anniversary, and they try to make up for it, but they cannot agree on a location. 2026-05-06 Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) is hung out to dry on "Sally Jessy Raphael" after he forces Fran (Fran Drescher) to cross a picket line. Guest starring Sally Jessy Raphael. 2026-05-06 Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) has a secret someone hiding upstairs, and Fran (Fran Drescher) is just dying to find out who. 2026-05-06 Fran (Fran Drescher) panics while trying to find a date for her camp reunion, but the kids have a surprise for her. Guest star: Erik Estrada. 2026-05-06 Brighton (Benjamin Salisbury) finds his niche on Fran's mother's (Renee Taylor) canasta team. Stars: Fran Drescher. 2026-05-06 Abishola must reconcile a decade-old wound when she's forced to attend the funeral of an unlikable aunt; Bob struggles at the factory with the first batch of socks before receiving support from an unlikely source. 2026-05-06 Abishola is nervous about Dele's trip to Nigeria with his father; Bob creates a guidebook on Nigeria for Dele that he proudly calls "Sights and Bites.". 2026-05-06 Paid programming. 2026-05-06 Paid programming. 2026-05-06 Investigating a friend's death, Mark encounters drug smugglers; guests Michael Bowen, Lee Bryant. 2026-05-06 Jonathan cannot reunite a couple because he has fallen for the woman. 2026-05-06 With Malcolm in love and Eddie considering a job offer in another city, the guys decide to dissolve their partnership. 2026-05-06 After one of the guys is jilted, they recall their first meeting, after Eddie had been left at the altar by his bride-to-be. 2026-05-06 Romeo's mother shows up and announces that she is leaving her husband to start a new life in Chicago. 2026-05-06 When Steve's students take him court for a classroom injustice, he goes before TV's Judge Greg Mathis. 2026-05-06 Mark's (Mark Curry) first coaching assignment is to spark life in a very uninspired cheerleading squad. 2026-05-06 The Golden State Warriors basketball team offers Mark a tryout at the same time he is offered a full-time coaching job. 2026-05-06 Fran gets an etiquette lesson from Niles and Maxwell so she can hold a mother-daughter tea for Maggie. 2026-05-06 Tension arises after Fran (Fran Drescher) chaperones Maggie (Nicholle Tom) on a date and the young man (Jimmy Marsden) becomes interested in Fran. 2026-05-06 Crystal is allowed to choose the activity for ladies' night and wants to play bingo; Dan and the kids babysit Crystal's son. 2026-05-06 Arnie and Dan compete to keep their bowling team out of last place; Jackie hits it off with Nancy. 2026-05-06 Things go from bad to worse when Roseanne injures her back, leaving Dan in charge of the household; Roseanne's mother arrives. 2026-05-06 Rosanne is suffering from persistent back pain and her doctor suggests a breast-reduction surgery; Roseanne informs Dan about it, who is shocked, but he takes his wife to the hospital; after the surgery, her breasts appears twice as large. 2026-05-06 Benny tries to reconcile with her dying brother in hopes of getting his Super Bowl tickets; George has trouble dealing with death. 2026-05-06 George gives Angie a disappointing Valentine's Day gift, triggering a flashback to high school in the 1980s when he painted a mural for her. 2026-05-06 Carmen's boyfriend spreads nasty rumors about her after she breaks up with him; George has a score to settle with a school counselor (guest star Steven R. Schirripa). 2026-05-06 George learns he has a half brother (Lou Diamond Phillips) when he tries to take out a loan for Carmen's private school. 2026-05-06 After Peg rescues him from a mugger, Al stages a robbery in hopes of saving his pride. 2026-05-06 In order to join a men's club, Bud attempts to get a wrestler's (King Kong Bundy) autograph and ends up in the ring. 2026-05-06 Kelly attends her high-school reunion only to find the former class nerd transformed into a rich hunk. 2026-05-06 Al seeks vengeance when the high-school scoreboard is named after Terry Bradshaw. 2026-05-06 On a bear hunt in Wanker County, Al and Bud triumphantly bag a hibernating bear. 2026-05-06 Forced from their mountain retreat, Al and the NO MA'AM guys find lodging in a bomb shelter. 2026-05-06 Doug convinces Carrie to take pole dancing lessons but is disappointed when she puts on a show for him. 2026-05-06 The guys' neighborhood restaurant names a new sandwich after Deacon, so Doug determines to get some kind of food named after himself. 2026-05-06 Carrie discovers that Doug's frequent trips to the hair salon are due to his attractive new hairstylist. 2026-05-07 Doug and Carrie's romantic getaway is a nightmare when the owners of the bed-and-breakfast become too much to take. 2026-05-07 Jake and Evelyn befriend one of Charlie's one-night stands, causing her to stay longer than expected. 2026-05-07 In an attempt to prove that he is a family man, Charlie invites Lisa (Denise Richards) over for Thanksgiving dinner. 2026-05-07 Alan reluctantly agrees to a makeover after running into his ex-wife and her new beau; when the brothers go shopping, they clash over what to buy. 2026-05-07 The housekeeper's beautiful granddaughter comes to work with her and attracts the attention of the men; Alan tries to convince Judith that Charlie's house is good for Jake. 2026-05-07 Wedding singers (Robert Rodriguez and Chingon, and William Hung) audition when George comes up with a plan for Angie's dream wedding. 2026-05-07 George invites Carmen's boyfriend to move in with the family when he realizes the boy's father is a little too tough on him. 2026-05-07 George must explain his treatment of Carmen when she enters a poetry slam. 2026-05-07 When Angie meets a former boyfriend who's now a news anchor for lunch, George becomes concerned she might be having an affair. 2026-05-07 Crystal is obsessed with her late unfaithful husband; Roseanne and Dan want to help her; Darlene starts smoking. 2026-05-07 Ed, Dan's father, comes to visit for a weekend; the children are enthusiastic, but Dan isn't; after Ed criticises Dan, Roseanne must become a mediator between the two. 2026-05-07 Mr. Sheffield (Charles Shaughnessy) asks Fran (Fran Drescher) to be guardian of his children in the event of his death. 2026-05-07 To help Maxwell's (Charles Shaughnessy) efforts to woo a playwright (Ray Stricklyn), Fran (Fran Drescher) offers to set the man up with a feisty woman. Guest star: Roger Clinton. 2026-05-07 When Fran (Fran Drescher) befriends an attractive male nanny (Christopher Rich), Mr. Sheffield (Charles Shaughnessy) reveals his possessive side. 2026-05-07 C.C.'s (Lauren Lane) dog is the main suspect when house guest Shari Lewis' (guest starring as herself) puppet Lamb Chop is missing. 2026-05-07 A conflicted Abishola pushes against her Nigerian roots when she opens up about her past to Dele; Bob attempts to bridge an emotional gap with Douglas. 2026-05-07 While Dele is in Nigeria with his dad, Abishola struggles with how to handle her free time; Dottie enlists Christina's help at her old house; Olu and Tunde try to keep up with their new Nigerian houseguest. 2026-05-07 Paid programming. 2026-05-07 Paid programming. 2026-05-07 Jonathan and Mark journey back in time to save Mark's grandfather's (John McLiam) farm from repossession. 2026-05-07 A college basketball star must face his illiteracy when a heart condition denies him a scholarship. 2026-05-07 Malcolm and Eddie must outsmart a slick landlord to get Malcolm's former bar back. 2026-05-07 Business partners Malcolm and Eddie open a jazz club with Malcolm's money. 2026-05-07 Cedric and Lovita pressure apartment-sitting Romeo to throw a party while Steve and Regina are out of town. 2026-05-07 Regina (Wendy Raquel Robinson) is prompted to tell Steve (Steve Harvey) how she really feels about him while at her best friend's wedding. 2026-05-07 Mark is excited about joining the Golden State Warriors until he hears the condition: a one-on-one game with Charles Barkley. 2026-05-07 Mark and Robin (Mark Curry, Dawnn Lewis) try to help a talented student (Christopher Carter) choose between extracurricular basketball and music. 2026-05-07 Feeling threatened by Fran's relationship with the children, C.C. takes them on a disastrous trip to the zoo. 2026-05-07 Fran (Fran Drescher) persuades Niles (Daniel Davis) to pose as her husband after her mother (Renee Taylor) tells their cousins she is married. 2026-05-07 Roseanne is overjoyed when Becky breaks up with Mark, but her long-awaited confrontation with him ends in surprise. 2026-05-07 Roseanne and Jackie say goodbye to their childhood home before the demolition crew arrives; Darlene befriends Mark's brother. 2026-05-07 Roseanne convinces Leon that the Conner family should appear in a television commercial for the coffee shop. 2026-05-07 Roseanne visits a therapist with Jackie; Arnie persuades Dan to hire a tattoo artist for the motorcycle shop. 2026-05-07 Angie's sister (guest star Jacqueline Obradors) makes a pass at George. Emiliano Diez also guest stars. 2026-05-07 George has a crisis of conscience when he is asked to demote an employee because of his ethnic background. 2026-05-07 When Benny learns that George's father is wealthy, she concocts a get-rich-quick scheme that jeopardizes George's job. 2026-05-07 George and Angie invite ex-gang member Marisol to stay with them, but trouble erupts when she becomes a role model for Carmen. 2026-05-07 Peg's mother gets a job as a 976-sex phone operator to help with Christmas expenses. 2026-05-07 Al and Peg join Peg's parents on a marriage-encounter weekend. 2026-05-07 Bud's life literally depends on getting Kelly to finish the exercise video she is signed to do. 2026-05-07 Bud unwittingly tapes a mobster's confession while shooting Kelly's video. 2026-05-07 Kelly and friends seduce Bud and his fraternity brothers out of their spring break tickets to Fort Lauderdale. 2026-05-07 Al concocts a scheme to have Kelly win the $100,000 prize in the beauty contest he is judging. 2026-05-07 When Doug is not allowed to hold Danny's girlfriend's baby, Doug tries to persuade Carrie to have a child so he can get back at Danny. 2026-05-07 Doug lets the attention go to his head when he gets anonymous e-mail from someone who saw him perform at a karaoke club. 2026-05-07 Doug and Carrie are confused when Deacon and Kelly are not interested in buying the house next door to theirs. 2026-05-08