WKPT-CD Doug starts acting like a child when Carrie goes on a business trip and his parents come for a visit. 2026-06-17 Doug tries to get Carrie drunk so he can cheat on his diet, but things get out of hand. Lou Ferrigno guest stars. 2026-06-17 When one of Charlie's old partners in crime dies, Charlie re-evaluates his own reckless lifestyle. 2026-06-17 Charlie and Jake fight for the affections of a waitress, while Alan fights sexual tension with his receptionist. 2026-06-17 Judith is pregnant with a baby girl, and Alan is convinced he is the father; Jake is in a contentious mood, and Charlie thinks he knows why. 2026-06-17 Convinced that Alan is not appreciated by his family, Melissa asks him to live with her and her mother. 2026-06-17 Failure to buy life insurance prompts George's obsession with death, surfacing in nightmares that hark back to his childhood television fixation. 2026-06-17 Max gets in trouble with the law when he starts hanging out with a gang of skateboarders in order to make new friends. 2026-06-17 An employer offers George a higher-paying job in a small Colorado town and George; Angie consider moving there to provide a better life for their children. 2026-06-17 Carmen and Max get homesick when they wind up getting into more trouble in a small Colorado town than in Los Angeles. 2026-06-17 Roseanne expects a fight between Jackie and their mother (Estelle Parsons), but she is surprised instead. 2026-06-17 Dan's father announces his plans to marry Roseanne's best friend, Crystal. 2026-06-17 Fran (Fran Drescher) becomes a bargaining chip when Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) tries to cast a soap star (Stephen Nichols) in a new play. 2026-06-17 When Maxwell's (Charles Shaughnessy) childhood nanny (Cloris Leachman) visits, she is appalled by Fran's (Fran Drescher) unique child-care methods. 2026-06-17 For her 30th birthday, Fran's mother gives her a cemetery plot as a gift to introduce her to an eligible funeral director. 2026-06-17 Fran casts Grace as the lead in the school pageant, but when Maxwell becomes the producer the girl develops stage fright. 2026-06-17 Bob, Douglas and Christina try to get Dottie to make a will; Abishola and Kemi's friendship is tested after Abishola catches Kemi in a lie. 2026-06-17 Abishola is thrilled when Bob gets back to work and goes on an impromptu road trip with Goodwin. 2026-06-17 Paid programming. 2026-06-17 Paid programming. 2026-06-17 Jonathan and Mark help an honest mayoral candidate campaign against his unethical opponent. 2026-06-17 A church council rules all teachers in a parochial school must follow and teach Christianity; guest Mimi Kuzyk. 2026-06-17 Eddie takes karate lessons from a kung fu master to prepare for a duel. 2026-06-17 Malcolm's new girlfriend and her father are not impressed when Eddie turns the bar into an exotic dance club. 2026-06-17 A snowstorm causes Steve and Regina's relationship to heat up; Lovita's cousin is attracted to Cedric. 2026-06-17 A replacement singer (guest star Adrian Zmed) shocks Steve's (Steve Harvey) band, the Hi-Tops, with his talented vocals. 2026-06-17 Geneva's (Saundra Quarterman) dull boyfriend tags along on Mark's (Mark Curry) birthday celebration; Nicole (Raven-Symoné) hides a kitten. 2026-06-17 Mark considers a job offer; Geneva gets laid off; Vanessa accepts Eric's marriage proposal, then has second thoughts. 2026-06-17 Fran is going crazy because her foot model reunion is coming up, and her feet went up an entire shoe size. 2026-06-17 Fran (Fran Drescher) loses Elizabeth Taylor's (as herself) black pearls after being asked to make sure they are delivered. Guest Star: Rosie O'Donnell. 2026-06-17 Roseanne and Jackie whoop it up with ghoulish glee at a glitzy Halloween party in New York. 2026-06-17 A wealthy family invites the Connors to visit their estate on Cape Cod. 2026-06-17 Roseanne goes on the offensive when her family is kidnapped by terrorists and held aboard a speeding train. 2026-06-17 Familial tensions mar the Conners' first Thanksgiving as members of the nouveau riche. 2026-06-17 When Benny learns that George's father is wealthy, she concocts a get-rich-quick scheme that jeopardizes George's job. 2026-06-17 George and Angie invite ex-gang member Marisol to stay with them, but trouble erupts when she becomes a role model for Carmen. 2026-06-17 Carmen's first day of school turns upside down when George misdirects his worry and concern; Max develops a crush on an older woman. 2026-06-17 George has to hide his concern when Ernie is made team leader at work; a cosmetics saleswoman (Hilary Duff) encourages Angie to lie to her clients. 2026-06-17 When Al can't pay the bills, he convinces Kelly to get a job in a diner. 2026-06-17 Al poses as a former rock star to gain entrance to a first-class airport lounge. 2026-06-17 Al and Peg discover they are short of money when shopping for a family burial plot. 2026-06-17 Bud's plans to move to college are dashed when his parents spend his scholarship money. 2026-06-17 To earn extra money for Christmas presents, Al becomes a department-store Santa. 2026-06-17 Everything goes wrong when the Bundys prepare to attend a cousin's wedding. 2026-06-17 When their accountant makes them feel guilty about their lack of charitable donations, Doug and Carrie decide to make a large donation to a school library. 2026-06-17 Doug hates Carrie's new hairstyle but can't bring himself to tell her the truth; Spence dreads an upcoming reunion with a former teacher. 2026-06-17 Carrie and Doug send Arthur to a psychiatrist (William Hurt), to whom he reveals his relationship with his father (Ben Stiller). 2026-06-18 Doug tries to keep $5,000 in gambling winnings a secret from Carrie, who didn't want him betting to begin with; Carrie is offered a new job. Eddie Money guest stars. 2026-06-18 In an attempt to prove he has changed from his old self, Charlie agrees to go with Chelsea to couples counseling. 2026-06-18 Charlie rushes to get a half-naked woman out of his bedroom before Chelsea (Jennifer Taylor) arrives. 2026-06-18 When Charlie swears his love to Chelsea (Jennifer Taylor), her response is nothing like what he'd expected. 2026-06-18 Charlie fights the overwhelming urge to flee when Chelsea gets sick, and he is forced to take care of her. 2026-06-18 A young upstart Vanessa is brought in to co-manage following a merger, so George pulls out all the stops. 2026-06-18 George accuses his mother of being a Scrooge, but she might just prove him wrong when mother and son compromise to help Max realize his dream of meeting his idol, BMX bike racing champion Dave Mirra. 2026-06-18 Carmen considers using birth control, and George and Angie try to convince her not to sleep with her boyfriend. 2026-06-18 Ernie considers marrying a troubled woman, and George risks their friendship to keep him from making a huge mistake. 2026-06-18 The Conners celebrate Darlene's wedding day; Darlene and Dan have another fight, but they reconcile immediately. 2026-06-18 Jackie has a date in her apartment; Roseanne and Becky have an argument and Roseanne's discipline drives Becky to Jackie's front door. 2026-06-18 Maxwell's ex-girlfriend, a 1960s supermodel, decides that Maggie has what it takes and arranges a photo session. 2026-06-18 When a plumber brings his granddaughter along to fix the Sheffield's broken shower, Brighton gets his first kiss. 2026-06-18 After examining Grace for the flu, the doctor checks Fran's throat and schedules her for a tonsillectomy. 2026-06-18 The entire Sheffield household spends the weekend at Fran's parents' when they are stranded by a blizzard. 2026-06-18 While Bob and Abishola struggle to pull Dottie out of her depression, Auntie Olu and Uncle Tunde come over to lift her spirits. 2026-06-18 Abishola turns to Gloria and Kemi when Bob mortgages their home to pay for a new factory space; Kemi worries that she and Chukwuemeka are losing their spark. 2026-06-18 Paid programming. 2026-06-18 Paid programming. 2026-06-18 It is Mark's high school reunion and his aging comrades from high school must come to terms with the fact that they are not the young, popular people that they used to be. 2026-06-18 Jonathan (Michael Landon) helps ambitious students learn responsible newspaper reporting. With Victor French. 2026-06-18 The guys land in jail when they try to scalp Jodeci concert tickets. 2026-06-18 After Eddie's band performs at Malcolm's '70s party, Eddie becomes so immersed in playing that the gang plans an intervention. 2026-06-18 Steve fears he will lose Regina forever when he is invited to Warrington's house for an announcement. 2026-06-18 Steve and Cedric (Steve Harvey, Cedric "The Entertainer") take Regina and Lovita (Wendy Raquel Robinson, Terri J. Vaughn) to casino night at the Onyx Club in Chicago. 2026-06-18 After being fired from a college coaching position, Mark returns and meets the school's new principal. 2026-06-18 Mark (Mark Curry) thinks he can do whatever he wants now that Geneva (Saundra Quarterman) is the new principal. 2026-06-18 Fran's (Fran Drescher) latest beau is a New York Rangers hockey player who believes she will bring him good luck. With Charles Shaughnessy. 2026-06-18 Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) has a midlife crisis after Fran (Fran Drescher) beats him at tennis. Guest stars: tennis player Monica Seles and Dr. Joyce Brothers. 2026-06-18 Roseanne worries about changes she has made when Dan announces that he is coming home. 2026-06-18 Dan returns home for Christmas, and he, Roseanne and the rest of the family realize how lucky they are. 2026-06-18 Jackie forces Dan to reveal the truth to Roseanne; D.J. wants to videotape Darlene giving birth. 2026-06-18 Dan prepares to return to California while Roseanne tries to assess where their marriage is headed; D.J. meets his soul mate. 2026-06-18 When George and Angie run into financial trouble, Benny reaches out to the second wife of George's estranged father. 2026-06-18 When George finally decides to approach his estranged father, Manny Lopez, his solitary journey is transformed into a family vacation and a day of reckoning for Benny. 2026-06-18 George unknowingly commits a felony while awaiting President Bush's arrival at the factory, resulting in the Secret Service paying a visit to his home. 2026-06-18 George is arrested for assaulting his father; Manny wants to clear the air so he drops the charges and George invites him over to dinner; on the same night Benny is bringing her younger boyfriend, Randy, over to meet George. 2026-06-18 Al goes on a solo fishing trip, but Peg and Marcy show up to spoil it. 2026-06-18 Kelly buys a motorcycle for fun, but disaster strikes when Al borrows it. 2026-06-18 Al is asked to pose as a centerfold when Peggy draws a cartoon of him that becomes a big hit in a women's magazine. 2026-06-18 Bud participates in a television dating game for nerds, with unexpected results. 2026-06-18 Peggy imagines herself a lady in distress and Al her pirate savior. 2026-06-18 After a theater cashier gives Al a senior citizen's discount, he becomes obsessed with age. 2026-06-18 When Doug goes to Dr. Farber (Tim Matheson) for a root canal, he finds out Carrie used to have a major crush on the dentist. 2026-06-18 Carrie becomes obsessed with trying to convince the new neighbors that she and Doug don't constantly fight. 2026-06-18 Team leader Carrie grows frustrated with her drab work group; Doug begins relying on Arthur's company in order to fall asleep. 2026-06-19