WIWN-DT Arthur accepts a job at Carrie's company; Doug and Deacon compete for a place in their company's calendar of hunks. 2026-10-07 Doug and Carrie are caught in embarrassing circumstances while looking after Deacon and Kelly's children. 2026-10-07 Alan has second thoughts about getting married after he's asked to sign a prenup. 2026-10-07 Alan and Walden must be perceived as a loving couple during a meeting with an adoption social worker; Lyndsey returns from rehab. 2026-10-07 A birth mother considers having Walden and Alan adopt her baby. 2026-10-07 Walden takes in a foster child named Louis but wonders if he made the right decision when they don't bond as he expected. 2026-10-07 George and Angie feel compelled to elaborate on the birds and the bees as their daughter Carmen matures. 2026-10-07 When Angie joins more charity organizations than she can handle, George and the family help her get things under control. 2026-10-07 Paid programming. 2026-10-07 Paid programming. 2026-10-07 Pregnant Roseanne's nesting instinct disrupts the household's routine. 2026-10-07 Dan fantasizes that the whole family is marooned on an island with Gilligan and his friends in a tribute to the 1960s TV series. 2026-10-07 Niles (Daniel Davis) quits in a huff when he learns that Fran (Fran Drescher) makes more money than he does. Guest stars: Dr. Joyce Brothers, Lainie Kazan. 2026-10-07 Fran (Fran Drescher) plays up a meeting with Chevy Chase (guest starring as himself) to make Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) jealous. 2026-10-07 The orphan whom Fran and Val adopted for a grade-school project looks them up while visiting the United States. 2026-10-07 Fran fulfills her dream of being a weather forecaster when her grandmother's fiancé turns out to be Bryant Gumbel's uncle. 2026-10-07 Bob enlists Tunde's help to buy an engagement ring, but his plans to propose to Abishola are upended by her belief that a traditional marriage is more trouble than it's worth. 2026-10-07 Abishola must reconcile a decade-old wound when she's forced to attend the funeral of an unlikable aunt; Bob struggles at the factory with the first batch of socks before receiving support from an unlikely source. 2026-10-07 No more slips or falls! Installation in just ONE Day! 2026-10-07 Shark's most advanced, innovative upright vacuum. 2026-10-07 Fran must overcome many hurdles when her pen pal (Florence Griffith-Joyner) of 25 years wants to meet her. 2026-10-07 C.C.'s brother (Michael McKean) bets her (Lauren Lane) that he can help Fran (Fran Drescher) qualify as a "Jeopardy!" contestant. 2026-10-07 Fran (Fran Drescher) accepts a marriage proposal from a doctor (Ian Buchanan), but the groom-to-be vanishes. With Charles Shaughnessy. 2026-10-07 Fran's (Fran Drescher) exciting plans for Maggie's (Nicholle Tom) Sweet Sixteen party go awry because of family antagonisms. With Renee Taylor. 2026-10-07 Al thinks changing the inventory to all men's shoes will solve the breast-feeding problem, until the owner pays a visit. 2026-10-07 Bud is compelled to make a house call when a woman calls his hotline for virgins and is on the verge of giving in. 2026-10-07 Jefferson's scheme to retrieve a valuable doll has Al spending the night with Marcy. 2026-10-07 The Bundys protest a new unauthorized sitcom based on their lives. 2026-10-07 After learning that a wedding reception is five hours away, Doug and Carrie scramble for an excuse to not go. 2026-10-07 When Doug can't understand the difficulties Carrie faces when caring for Arthur, he takes over and learns the hard way. 2026-10-07 Hostesses Becky and Darlene disagree over Roseanne's baby shower. 2026-10-07 Jackie has it out with Roseanne when she doesn't follow specific dietary instructions for Andy. 2026-10-07 A new restaurant opens up across the street from the Lunch Box; while Jackie is worried sick, Roseanne seems unconcerned. 2026-10-07 Roseanne and Dan would like to go out one more time before the baby comes; when there is no more room in the restaurant of the Grand-Hotel, they soon get mixed up with the guests of a Bar Mitzvah celebration. 2026-10-07 The Conners lead a life as a perfect All-American family in the fifties with Dan as a businessman and Roseanne as a diligent housewife; DJ is a successful footballer, but he would rather be a rock star. 2026-10-07 Jackie and Roseanne meet a young woman who teaches them what being independent really means; Dan tries to spend time alone. 2026-10-07 When Mr. Needles is found to be suffering from a large tumor, George contemplates putting the dog down; Max prays for a miracle. 2026-10-07 Benny's boyfriend Randy starts getting too serious about love. 2026-10-07 When Angie goes away on a business trip, George sends the spoiled kids to Benny's house for the weekend to teach them a lesson about tough love. 2026-10-07 Max gets an incredibly sexy new tutor and Carmen has dating troubles with Jason, subsequently resulting in the house turning into a teenage angst. 2026-10-07 Marcy tries to recover her valuable furniture, which Jefferson sold to raise gambling money. 2026-10-07 A pregnant Peg returns to her family in Wanker County when Buck is the only one getting sympathy at home. 2026-10-07 Al experiences a crisis when it appears he must get eyeglasses. 2026-10-07 Al's out-of-body experience sends him in search of the perfect pair of shoes. 2026-10-07 Kelly goes to Hollywood, and quickly lands her own television show. 2026-10-07 Kelly faces difficulties while starring in her own Hollywood television show. 2026-10-07 After Carrie tells Doug that it's okay for him to find other women attractive, he asks her to tell him which men she finds attractive. Unsurprisingly, this doesn't end well. 2026-10-07 Doug sets up Stephanie with Carrie's boss so he can watch the Super Bowl on a high-definition television. 2026-10-07 Carrie and Doug (Leah Remini, Kevin James) discuss the real definition of infidelity when Doug sees Deacon (Victor Williams) with another woman. 2026-10-08 Deacon's recent separation forces Doug and Carrie to re-examine some things they may have taken for granted. 2026-10-08 Alan decides to break Walden's rules so he can keep up an appearance of being cool in front of Louis. 2026-10-08 Walden and Alan befriend three mothers, but things get complicated when Walden becomes attracted to one of them; Alan joins a group of moms on a girls night. 2026-10-08 Walden discovers how difficult it is to be with women with Louis in the house; Herb asks Alan if he can take Lyndsey on a date. 2026-10-08 After the social worker discovers that Alan and Walden are not really a gay couple, Alan tries to help Walden keep Louis. 2026-10-08 George gives Angie a disappointing Valentine's Day gift, triggering a flashback to high school in the 1980s when he painted a mural for her. 2026-10-08 Carmen's boyfriend spreads nasty rumors about her after she breaks up with him; George has a score to settle with a school counselor (guest star Steven R. Schirripa). 2026-10-08 Paid programming. 2026-10-08 Paid programming. 2026-10-08 Dan revisits his youth when an old buddy brings his blues band (Blues Traveler) to town. 2026-10-08 Roseanne decides to film a family video to give the baby on her 16th birthday. 2026-10-08 Fran's love affair with her dream man is put in jeopardy by a little white lie and his obsession with astrology. 2026-10-08 Fran (Fran Drescher) invites Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) to her family reunion at Niagara Falls hoping he'll feel romantic. Guest star: Spalding Gray. 2026-10-08 Fran's romantic evening with Maxwell at a Michael Bolton concert is ruined by a rash her doctor can't cure. 2026-10-08 Fran (Fran Drescher) makes the mistake of telling a gossip columnist (Cindy Adams) that a famous actress (Joan Van Ark) has a fake mole. 2026-10-08 Kemi leans on Abishola after an argument with Chukwuemeka, disrupting her and Bob's engagement celebration; Dottie gives Douglas a new job at MaxDot. 2026-10-08 A conflicted Abishola pushes against her Nigerian roots when she opens up about her past to Dele; Bob attempts to bridge an emotional gap with Douglas. 2026-10-08 Regrow Thicker, Longer, Stronger, Healthier Hair with Keranique! 2026-10-08 No more slips or falls! Installation in just ONE Day! 2026-10-08 Fran (Fran Drescher) decides to share an apartment with Val (Rachel Chagall) when she feels stressed out. With Charles Shaughnessy, Daniel Davis. 2026-10-08 Fran's (Fran Drescher) reaction to the news that her ex is engaged lands her in Shoppers Anonymous. With Charles Shaughnessy, Daniel Davis. 2026-10-08 C.C. (Lauren Lane) is annoyed when Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) hires a gorgeous publicist (Catherine Oxenberg) to help him with his image. 2026-10-08 Fran is arrested for owning an unlicensed singles party business and Uncle Manny comes to the rescue. 2026-10-08 Al runs into football players from his old rival high school and accuses them of using ringers to win the championship game. 2026-10-08 Al forms a baseball league and the team sponsored by the nudie bar makes it to the championship. 2026-10-08 Al (Ed O'Neill) goes to Washington after he and the gang picket against the cancellation of their favorite show. 2026-10-08 Al and the gang drive to Washington, D.C., hoping to save their favorite show, "Psycho Dad.". 2026-10-08 Doug finds that working for a competitor isn't all it's cracked up to be after he quits his job; Carrie becomes a self-tanning cream addict. 2026-10-08 Doug and Carrie have different opinions about Deacon and Kelly's separation and share them with each other. 2026-10-08 The competition heats up when Roseanne and Jackie both get jobs demonstrating products at a supermarket. 2026-10-08 A family feud erupts when the Conners learn that Darlene has refused a job that pays very well. 2026-10-08 Becky considers making changes to her life after telling Roseanne how unhappy she is. 2026-10-08 Dan weighs a business opportunity; Jackie fears her new computer. 2026-10-08 Dan announces his job in the workshop and gets a pretty good compensation; instead of paying off the debts or saving money, Roseanne plans a holiday with the whole family; the goal is Disney World in Florida. 2026-10-08 The Conner family goes to Disney World; Rosanne becomes an expert in ordering room service; the park has a profound effect on Roseanne's usually complaining brood. 2026-10-08 A prank causes embarrassment for Angie at the school fund-raiser's dunk tank; George becomes fiercely competitive when pro baseball player Kenny Lofton pitches in to help raise money. 2026-10-08 Unbeknown to his mother, Max takes up boxing at a local ring owned by Laila Ali (guest starring as herself). 2026-10-08 When Vic loses in poker, he won't pay George and instead opts to just take off $50 from money George owes him. 2026-10-08 After receiving a business award, George humiliates himself by dancing at a party in front of his entire staff. 2026-10-08 Pressured to earn more money, Al moonlights as a private detective. 2026-10-08 Al proves he really loves Peg when he refuses a groupie's advances. 2026-10-08 Al looks up an old flame (Wendie Jo Sperber) to get back a high-school memento for Bud. 2026-10-08 While attempting to impress a girl (Bobbie Phillips), Bud is beaten up, nearly drowns and goes skydiving. 2026-10-08 Al pitches a new line of super sneakers in a television commercial. 2026-10-08 On Bud's 18th birthday, Al takes him to his first "girlie" bar. 2026-10-08 Doug dreams that he could solve all of his problems if he could assume the roles of vintage television characters. 2026-10-08 Doug's (Kevin James) parents bowl him over with an important request while on a brief layover in New York. 2026-10-08 Doug and Carrie's neighbor (Bryan Cranston) builds an aboveground pool that looks directly into their property. 2026-10-09