KFKZ-LD A magician claims an airtight alibi -- being sealed in a tank of water -- in the murder of a blackmailing associate. 2026-10-25 Lt. Columbo's prime suspect in the case of a drowned yacht magnate also turns up dead. 2026-10-25 A college basketball star must face his illiteracy when a heart condition denies him a scholarship. 2026-10-25 A dying woman tries to reconcile with her stern father for the sake of her illegitimate daughter. 2026-10-25 When Murdoch and Ogden are abducted, newly appointed Inspector Crabtree's first order of business is finding them. 2026-10-25 When Herman is forced to work overtime at the parlor, Lily grows furious and convinces him that he deserves a raise; he is fired when he demands an increase in pay. 2026-10-25 Herman rescues a little boy whose head is trapped in the park railings, but doesn't get all the credit he deserves; Herman strikes up a friendship with the youngster. 2026-10-25 Eddie runs away when one of his friends convinces him that all parents are mean. 2026-10-25 Herman decides to try out his diving equipment while at the ocean. 2026-10-25 Paid programming. 2026-10-25 Cut up to half the cost of your monthly cell phone bill; same towers, same coverage, but a lot less money; it sounds great but is it too good to be true?; join myth-busting legend Kari Byron as she takes on Big Wireless to save you money. 2026-10-25 Jonathan and Mark, posing as high-school teachers, help a diverse group of students deal with the trauma of the upcoming senior prom. 2026-10-25 Fearing success may end Jonathan's stay on Earth, Mark hampers efforts to reconcile a mother and daughter. 2026-10-25 Danielle and Dr. Pablo take actress Alicia Willis and racecar champion Tanner Foust inside the hidden world of hormones, which power everything from strength and sleep to memory and mood, and explains how hormonal shifts affect the Wheel of Age. 2026-10-25 A boy with Down syndrome finds his perfect sidekick in a donkey; a college student saves the life of a pigeon, and the pigeon returns the favor. 2026-10-25 Sheinelle Jones discovers how amazing animal architects like beavers, birds and honeybees create and build their "home-sweet-homes" in the most unexpected places. 2026-10-25 Dylan Dreyer discovers how the rarest of big cats survive, from snow leopards in the Himalayas to the nimble Iberian lynx on the prowl in Spain. 2026-10-25 Dr. Rae and Peter join field surveys to help monitor recovering and at-risk wildlife; Dr. Rae counts manatees in Florida; Peter helps survey endangered black-footed ferrets near Denver; Peter and Dr. Rae team up with shark experts in the Bahamas. 2026-10-25 Dr. Rae and Peter answer the call of wildlife in crisis as they head to the Cairns Turtle Rehabilitation Centre in Queensland, Australia; with a team of veterinarians and rescuers, they give a second chance to koalas, sea turtles and kangaroos. 2026-10-25 Nigel Sheffield (Harry Van Gorkum), rather than Maxwell, pops the question to Fran (Fran Drescher), who agrees to join him in London. Guest star: Shirley Jones. 2026-10-25 Fran (Fran Drescher) invites Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) to her family reunion at Niagara Falls hoping he'll feel romantic. Guest star: Spalding Gray. 2026-10-25 Fran's romantic evening with Maxwell at a Michael Bolton concert is ruined by a rash her doctor can't cure. 2026-10-25 Fran (Fran Drescher) makes the mistake of telling a gossip columnist (Cindy Adams) that a famous actress (Joan Van Ark) has a fake mole. 2026-10-25 Doug and Carrie are confused when Deacon and Kelly are not interested in buying the house next door to theirs. 2026-10-25 Doug tries to capitalize on his mother's poker skills by having her help him win a high-stakes tournament; Spence helps Carrie lose her accent. 2026-10-25 Doug and the guys secretly rent an apartment above their favorite Chinese restaurant; Carrie goes to extremes to keep her newest client, Kirstie Alley, happy. 2026-10-25 When Carrie goes on a trip with her father, Doug and his friend (Ray Romano) plan a guys night on the town. 2026-10-25 Doug fakes being injured so that Carrie, who feels responsible, will continue to tend to his every need and allow him to miss a dreaded wedding. 2026-10-25 When the Heffernans receive an oil painting of themselves as an anniversary gift from Deacon and Kelly, they dislike the picture so much that they decide to stage a robbery rather than hang the painting in their home. 2026-10-25 Bug-infested sheets force Doug and Carrie to hire an exterminator (Chris Elliott); Spence and Danny wrestle over vacation plans. 2026-10-25 Doug convinces Carrie to sell her hair so they can afford a cruise but finds he does not like her new, shorter style. 2026-10-25 Doug lies to Carrie about being accepted into the IPS management program; Doug tries to conquer a roller coaster that scared him as a child. 2026-10-25 Doug realizes he has more in common with Deacon's wife than with Deacon, so he starts spending time with her. 2026-10-25 A near-death experience has an adverse effect on Zoey and Walden's relationship; Alan thinks Lyndsey may have a drinking problem. 2026-10-25 Walden's ex-business partner shows up at the beach house looking to make peace. 2026-10-25 Alan and Lyndsey introduce their mothers; Jake and Eldridge get a ride from Walden to a party. 2026-10-25 Walden tells Zoey that he will be going into business with his ex-wife (Judy Greer); Lyndsey and Alan grapple with their mothers' new relationship. 2026-10-25 Zoey and her daughter move in with Walden; Alan gets more than he bargained for with Lyndsey. 2026-10-26 When Alan has a heart attack, Charlie's ghost (Kathy Bates) visits him. 2026-10-26 Zoey isn't convinced Alan deserves all the love and affection he receives upon his return from the hospital. 2026-10-26 Jake graduates and must decide what to do with his life. 2026-10-26 Walden plans a surprise for Zoey's birthday. 2026-10-26 Walden has a breakdown after his relationship with Zoey ends. 2026-10-26 Lyndsey and Alan try to add a little excitement to their love life. 2026-10-26 A friend's visiting daughter (Miley Cyrus) makes Walden feel his age. 2026-10-26 George and Angie consider asking Jason to move out when they learn he and Carmen have become more intimate. 2026-10-26 George acts as Jason's sports agent when NFL quarterbacks Daunte Culpepper and Donovan McNabb stop by to draft Jason; Carmen and Los Lobos guitarist Cesar Rosas stir things up at George's family birthday bash. 2026-10-26 Karen (Anita Barone) sends Jeff and Elliot (Jeff Foxworthy, Dakin Matthews) on a Halloween scavenger hunt. 2026-10-26 Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) may be forced to sell out to a rival company unless he heeds his brother's (Jay Mohr) advice. 2026-10-26 Wayne (Jay Mohr) hires his girlfriend (guest star Michelle Clunie) to work in the shop after Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) promised to hire his sister-in-law (Debra Jo Rupp). 2026-10-26 A man (guest star Scott Michael Campbell) who Wayne (Jay Mohr) bullied years before in high school attempts to wreak his revenge. 2026-10-26 Bob, Abishola and their friends and family reflect on how far they've come and consider what's most important to them as they head into the future. 2026-10-26 Bob, a middle-aged compression-sock salesman, unexpectedly falls for his cardiac nurse, Abishola, a Nigerian immigrant, while recovering from a heart attack and sets his sights on winning her over. 2026-10-26 Conflicted about exonerating a murderer to save their daughter, Murdoch and Ogden abduct the socialite to face justice. 2026-10-26 Paid programming. 2026-10-26 Paid programming. 2026-10-26 On the advice of her therapist (Spalding Gray), Fran (Fran Drescher) forces Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) to overcome his fear of intimacy. 2026-10-26 Fran and Grace (Fran Drescher, Madeline Zima) visit the Middle East and wind up being held captive by a swooning sultan (Charles Shaughnessy in a dual role). 2026-10-26 When Fran learns that Maxwell has bought a diamond ring, she suspects a marriage proposal is in the air. 2026-10-26 Fran (Fran Drescher) learns that some of Maxwell's (Charles Shaughnessy) high-society chums are making fun of her behind her back. Guest stars: Dick Martin and Mort Drescher. 2026-10-26 Al tries desperately to revive his ailing car, holding an all-night vigil with Peg. 2026-10-26 Jefferson goes to Cuba to hunt for a fuel pump to revive Al's Dodge. 2026-10-26 Peg and Kelly go on the road after winning a talent contest in Branson, Mo. 2026-10-26 Overweight women hold a kangaroo court charging hostage Al with disrespect. 2026-10-26 Doug's grade-school nemesis (guest star Jon Favreau) is Deacon's new friend and may become Carrie's new boss. 2026-10-26 Carrie's plan to stay at a hotel while visiting Florida backfires when the hotel is overrun by spring breakers. 2026-10-26 Dan is in charge of the children when Roseanne has to work late. 2026-10-26 Roseanne is concerned about Jackie's boyfriend (Brian Kerwin) when Jackie is injured on the job. 2026-10-26 Becky disobeys her parents when they request that she stop dating a certain boy. 2026-10-26 Roseanne's "PMS day" and Dan's birthday are on a collision course. 2026-10-26 The Conner family holds a contest to see who can play the scariest Halloween trick. 2026-10-26 In Halloween garb, Roseanne is mistaken for a guy at the Lobo Lounge. 2026-10-26 George tries to teach his niece, whose multimillion-dollar inheritance he controls, a lesson in the value of hard work by putting her to work at the factory. Meanwhile, Angie books her first new-age wedding. 2026-10-26 Angie's scam-artist brother, Ray (Andy Garcia), reappears after a long absence, looking to make amends with his estranged daughter, Veronica, and the Lopez family. 2026-10-26 George helps Ernie lose weight, so Mel Powers will not fire him. 2026-10-26 Max's online romance with a Chicago woman (Chloe Suazo) leads George to assume Max's identity to try to protect him from an online predator. 2026-10-26 Al discovers he has to retake a driving test and finds Bud is his instructor from hell. 2026-10-26 Kelly lands a job as a spokesmodel only to realize that her career isn't the only thing "breaking out.". 2026-10-26 Marcy's niece Amber moves to Chicago to learn some Midwestern values, but she ends up hitting it off with Bud instead. 2026-10-26 Al kicks a woman out of his shoe store when he becomes disgusted at her breast-feeding her baby in front of him. 2026-10-26 Al thinks changing the inventory to all men's shoes will solve the breast-feeding problem, until the owner pays a visit. 2026-10-26 Bud is compelled to make a house call when a woman calls his hotline for virgins and is on the verge of giving in. 2026-10-26 When Arthur embarrasses Carrie at a job interview, Doug must heal the breach between father and daughter. 2026-10-26 Doug sabotages Carrie's efforts to socialize with her co-workers by doing crass things, such as showing them his chest hair. Amy Stiller guest stars. 2026-10-26 Doug, Deacon, Danny and Spence take an impulsive trip to Memphis to try to stop the wedding of Spence's ex-girlfriend. 2026-10-27