KFKZ-LD Newly slim Doug surprises Carrie with a romantic getaway to a resort in the mountains, but she discovers that he was there with an old girlfriend. 2026-10-22 Newly slim Doug surprises Carrie with a romantic getaway to a resort in the mountains, but she discovers that he had been there with an old girlfriend. 2026-10-22 Alan gets a taste of what Charlie's sex life is like when he meets a woman at the grocery store who fulfills his every fantasy. 2026-10-22 Charlie bumps into an old flame he once thought would be Mrs. Right (Denise Richards) and is pleased to learn her marriage did not work out. 2026-10-22 Charlie is tasked with writing a theme song to one of Jake's favorite comics; things heat up between Alan and Rose. 2026-10-22 Charlie is surprised when a woman, Gail, with whom he flirts in a bar, rejects his overtures and tells him that women around town have been comparing notes on his philandering; Jake mentions that he did an Internet search on Charlie's name and found something interesting; when Charlie logs on, he finds out that he's the subject of a very uncomplimentary new website called www.charlieharpersucks.co 2026-10-22 Carmen considers using birth control, and George and Angie try to convince her not to sleep with her boyfriend. 2026-10-22 Ernie considers marrying a troubled woman, and George risks their friendship to keep him from making a huge mistake. 2026-10-22 George is unhappy with Max's less-than-compassionate dentist so he asks his bosses to change the company dental plan. 2026-10-22 George tries to get Max help in school by telling his long-lost sister, Linda, who is the superintendent of schools, that she was given up for adoption at birth. 2026-10-22 Roseanne tries to talk Darlene into reciting her prize-winning poem to the entire school. 2026-10-22 Roseanne and Dan drift apart after Roseanne takes a night job at the Lobo Lounge. 2026-10-22 While they are baking cookies, Grace becomes hysterical when Fran accidentally eats her imaginary friend. 2026-10-22 Fran (Fran Drescher) becomes a bargaining chip when Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) tries to cast a soap star (Stephen Nichols) in a new play. 2026-10-22 When Maxwell's (Charles Shaughnessy) childhood nanny (Cloris Leachman) visits, she is appalled by Fran's (Fran Drescher) unique child-care methods. 2026-10-22 For her 30th birthday, Fran's mother gives her a cemetery plot as a gift to introduce her to an eligible funeral director. 2026-10-22 Bob prepares to meet Abishola's mother but gets more than he bargained for when he enlists Tunde's help in securing her approval; Abishola considers breaking Nigerian tradition by having a small wedding. 2026-10-22 When Abishola's ex-husband, Tayo, visits Detroit for work, everyone falls under his spell except Bob and Abishola, who know there must be more to his visit than he claims. 2026-10-22 Paid programming. 2026-10-22 Tired of feeling old? Discover The Super Pill! 6 elite formulas packed with clinically studied ingredients for revolutionary heart, brain, joint, immune, skin, and eye health. Don't just age-thrive! Unlock your ultimate vitality and well-being today. 2026-10-22 Maxwell and Fran (Charles Shaughnessy, Fran Drescher) have their first date -- at a party being thrown by Elton John (guest starring as himself). 2026-10-22 Promoter Bobbie Fleckman (Fran Drescher in her "Spinal Tap" role) shoots a rock video at the Sheffield mansion. 2026-10-22 Fran (Fran Drescher) must find a way to raise $20,000 after she allows a dognapper to snatch C.C.'s (Lauren Lane) pooch. 2026-10-22 Niles (Daniel Davis) quits in a huff when he learns that Fran (Fran Drescher) makes more money than he does. Guest stars: Dr. Joyce Brothers, Lainie Kazan. 2026-10-22 Al's noisy attempts to build Lucky a doghouse force Marcy to sic the city inspector (Ian Patrick Williams) on him. 2026-10-22 Al and Marcy object when Bud gets Kelly and Jefferson a gig playing the loving couple in a coffee commercial. 2026-10-22 Kelly dates a UPS deliveryman who lives with his girlfriend and an odd assortment of dysfunctional friends. 2026-10-22 Al and Griff (Harold Sylvester) win a chance to relay the Olympic torch through Chicago. 2026-10-22 Doug and Carrie decide to renew their wedding vows, then try to cancel the ceremony; Arthur debates keeping his wedding present for himself. 2026-10-22 Doug decides not to ruin Deacon's weekend with a beautiful stewardess by telling him about his ex-wife's plans. 2026-10-22 Becky wages a war of silence against her mother after a feud between the two. 2026-10-22 Roseanne tries to improve her relationship with her obnoxious teenage boss by inviting him home for dinner. 2026-10-22 Roseanne, Dan and DJ visit Roseanne's parents; Becky stays home alone; she is supposed to be studying with her girlfriend Dana, but they get drunk instead. 2026-10-22 Roseanne must visit her parents, so she hands over household tasks to her sister Jackie; Roseanne is very worried about how Jackie will handle it. 2026-10-22 Dan and Roseanne realize their attitudes have changed during a visit from an old friend, which leaves them feeling old and boring. 2026-10-22 Roseanne keeps her new job sweeping floors in a beauty parlor despite her humiliation. 2026-10-22 Max witnesses a traumatic event at school, and it gives him chronic nightmares until George brings him to a counselor. 2026-10-22 When George peeks at a 10-year-old unopened letter from Angie, he discovers some secrets that they both may wish were never revealed. 2026-10-22 George's constant sarcasm about her age makes Benny self-conscious to the point that she decides to get overly large breast implants to compensate. 2026-10-22 George and Angie enter a fierce competition to determine who does more work in their marriage and around the house. 2026-10-22 An apple causes the Bundys and the D'Arcys to declare war on each other for property rights. 2026-10-22 Al is offered a sports car in return for a commercial about his old clunker. 2026-10-22 A prom queen, now a pop star, sent Bud a valentine six years ago. 2026-10-22 Al chains himself to a goal post to stop the demolition of Polk High's old sports field. 2026-10-22 When Marcy confronts Jefferson about his past, she is shocked to learn he is in a witness protection program. 2026-10-22 Al turns to the leader (Waylon Jennings) of a men's movement when he needs help dealing with feminists. 2026-10-22 Carrie's relationship with her gynecologist (Judge Reinhold) is in jeopardy when Doug's cousin charges the doctor more than he quoted for landscaping work. 2026-10-22 When the partners of Carrie's law firm notice Doug's softball skills, they ask him to pretend he is a lawyer and play on the company team; Arthur believes his great-grandfather was a slave owner. 2026-10-22 Carrie reminds Doug of a past incident at their first house when he wants to buy a chainsaw from an infomercial. 2026-10-23 After hearing of possible layoffs at her law firm, Carrie begins to worry about her own job security; Doug loses Deacon's lucky Koosh ball. 2026-10-23 Alan's homely high-school friend (Paget Brewster) returns as a beautiful woman, and the brothers quickly begin competing for her attentions. 2026-10-23 When Judith's pipes burst after an earthquake, Alan invites her to stay with him at Charlie's house. 2026-10-23 Evelyn takes drastic measures to get back into her sons' lives after Alan cuts her off. 2026-10-23 Charlie tries to distract Alan from an upcoming medical procedure by planning a trip to Las Vegas. 2026-10-23 When a major earthquake shakes Los Angeles, George's repressed childhood fears resurface. Despite a positive assessment of the house from a contractor, George refuses to go back in, and he and Carmen set up a tent in the backyard. 2026-10-23 When Benny demands cash for a box of George's childhood mementos, George learns some painful truths about his boyhood. 2026-10-23 Wedding singers (Robert Rodriguez and Chingon, and William Hung) audition when George comes up with a plan for Angie's dream wedding. 2026-10-23 Max's online romance with a Chicago woman (Chloe Suazo) leads George to assume Max's identity to try to protect him from an online predator. 2026-10-23 Roseanne, determined to fit into a pair of old jeans, ropes Dan into another dieting attempt; the pair ramps up their exercise regime but quickly start sneaking snacks. 2026-10-23 Jackie and her new romance seem to be getting serious; Roseanne interferes by trying to explain to Jackie how to behave in the new relationship. 2026-10-23 Fran casts Grace as the lead in the school pageant, but when Maxwell becomes the producer the girl develops stage fright. 2026-10-23 Maxwell's ex-girlfriend, a 1960s supermodel, decides that Maggie has what it takes and arranges a photo session. 2026-10-23 When a plumber brings his granddaughter along to fix the Sheffield's broken shower, Brighton gets his first kiss. 2026-10-23 After examining Grace for the flu, the doctor checks Fran's throat and schedules her for a tonsillectomy. 2026-10-23 When Gloria goes on vacation, Abishola takes charge of the nursing staff, but quickly falls short as the job requires "people skills"; with Abishola busy at the hospital, the Wheelers try to cope with her temporary absence. 2026-10-23 When Dottie moves her husband Max's urn into Bob and Abishola's living room, everyone is forced to confront their views on death and the afterlife; Goodwin pits Douglas and Kofo against each other in a battle for Dottie's vacant MaxDot office. 2026-10-23 Paid programming. 2026-10-23 Paid programming. 2026-10-23 Fran (Fran Drescher) plays up a meeting with Chevy Chase (guest starring as himself) to make Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) jealous. 2026-10-23 The orphan whom Fran and Val adopted for a grade-school project looks them up while visiting the United States. 2026-10-23 Fran fulfills her dream of being a weather forecaster when her grandmother's fiancé turns out to be Bryant Gumbel's uncle. 2026-10-23 Fran's love affair with her dream man is put in jeopardy by a little white lie and his obsession with astrology. 2026-10-23 A practical joke contest results in wedding plans that could make Al a bigamist. 2026-10-23 A hurricane forces everyone into the Bundy basement, trapping the men with their storm-excited wives. 2026-10-23 Al discovers the store's shoes are made in a sweatshop and tries using blackmail to get a raise. 2026-10-23 A morality clause in the "Extra Extra Virgin Olive Oil" girl contract requires Kelly to refrain from sex. 2026-10-23 Doug gets annoyed after Carrie loses her job, becomes extremely unmotivated and lazes around the house. 2026-10-23 After Arthur wins $2,500 playing bingo, a dispute erupts over how the money should be spent; Doug wants to purchase golf clubs, while Carrie would like to go to a day spa. 2026-10-23 Roseanne and Jackie stop speaking to each other because of Jackie's new romance. 2026-10-23 After they are both involved in a fender bender, Roseanne tells her former employer, Mrs. Wellman, a thing or two. 2026-10-23 Dan and Roseanne are in a panic to get their tax returns filed by deadline. 2026-10-23 Roseanne forces Dan to take Becky to the mall to bond with her as she tries to bond with Darlene. 2026-10-23 Roseanne wants to become a writer but can't find a quiet place to work. 2026-10-23 The Conner family and friends await the results of Roseanne's home pregnancy test. 2026-10-23 George enrolls in college to set a positive example for Max after he catches the boy skipping school. 2026-10-23 George drops out of school when it gets tough, but he finds it hard to hide that fact from the family when his professor (Ming-Na) drops by to check on him. 2026-10-23 When Max starts wetting the bed, the family learns he needs surgery that will help him avoid kidney disease in the future. 2026-10-23 George's former sister-in-law dies, leaving George in charge of her 20-year-old daughter and her very large inheritance. 2026-10-23 A radio show will give Peg $1,000 to seduce Al during lunch hour. 2026-10-23 Al and Kelly try to win money by becoming contestants on a sports trivia show. 2026-10-23 While trying to return an item, Al is trapped in a department store. 2026-10-23 Al is required to carpool with women from one of the mall's lingerie stores. 2026-10-23 After losing Marcy's money in a stock deal, Jefferson tries to raise the cash by betting on a football game. 2026-10-23 Trouble follows when Al gives a model a free pair of '70s-style shoes in exchange for an advertisement. 2026-10-23 Deacon and Kelly decide to take Arthur out to dinner so Doug and Carrie can be alone, but they ignore a warning about Arthur's reaction to spicy food. 2026-10-23 Carrie discovers Doug's annoying ex-girlfriend (Janeane Garofalo) has an employee discount at Saks Fifth Avenue. 2026-10-23 Carrie catches Doug fantasizing about other women while he is under sedation at the hospital. Steffiana De La Cruz and Angelo Pagan guest star. 2026-10-24