KFKZ-LD Carrie reminds Doug of a past incident at their first house when he wants to buy a chainsaw from an infomercial. 2026-10-23 After hearing of possible layoffs at her law firm, Carrie begins to worry about her own job security; Doug loses Deacon's lucky Koosh ball. 2026-10-23 Alan's homely high-school friend (Paget Brewster) returns as a beautiful woman, and the brothers quickly begin competing for her attentions. 2026-10-23 When Judith's pipes burst after an earthquake, Alan invites her to stay with him at Charlie's house. 2026-10-23 Evelyn takes drastic measures to get back into her sons' lives after Alan cuts her off. 2026-10-23 Charlie tries to distract Alan from an upcoming medical procedure by planning a trip to Las Vegas. 2026-10-23 When a major earthquake shakes Los Angeles, George's repressed childhood fears resurface. Despite a positive assessment of the house from a contractor, George refuses to go back in, and he and Carmen set up a tent in the backyard. 2026-10-23 When Benny demands cash for a box of George's childhood mementos, George learns some painful truths about his boyhood. 2026-10-23 Wedding singers (Robert Rodriguez and Chingon, and William Hung) audition when George comes up with a plan for Angie's dream wedding. 2026-10-23 Max's online romance with a Chicago woman (Chloe Suazo) leads George to assume Max's identity to try to protect him from an online predator. 2026-10-23 Roseanne, determined to fit into a pair of old jeans, ropes Dan into another dieting attempt; the pair ramps up their exercise regime but quickly start sneaking snacks. 2026-10-23 Jackie and her new romance seem to be getting serious; Roseanne interferes by trying to explain to Jackie how to behave in the new relationship. 2026-10-23 Fran casts Grace as the lead in the school pageant, but when Maxwell becomes the producer the girl develops stage fright. 2026-10-23 Maxwell's ex-girlfriend, a 1960s supermodel, decides that Maggie has what it takes and arranges a photo session. 2026-10-23 When a plumber brings his granddaughter along to fix the Sheffield's broken shower, Brighton gets his first kiss. 2026-10-23 After examining Grace for the flu, the doctor checks Fran's throat and schedules her for a tonsillectomy. 2026-10-23 When Gloria goes on vacation, Abishola takes charge of the nursing staff, but quickly falls short as the job requires "people skills"; with Abishola busy at the hospital, the Wheelers try to cope with her temporary absence. 2026-10-23 When Dottie moves her husband Max's urn into Bob and Abishola's living room, everyone is forced to confront their views on death and the afterlife; Goodwin pits Douglas and Kofo against each other in a battle for Dottie's vacant MaxDot office. 2026-10-23 Paid programming. 2026-10-23 Paid programming. 2026-10-23 Fran (Fran Drescher) plays up a meeting with Chevy Chase (guest starring as himself) to make Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) jealous. 2026-10-23 The orphan whom Fran and Val adopted for a grade-school project looks them up while visiting the United States. 2026-10-23 Fran fulfills her dream of being a weather forecaster when her grandmother's fiancé turns out to be Bryant Gumbel's uncle. 2026-10-23 Fran's love affair with her dream man is put in jeopardy by a little white lie and his obsession with astrology. 2026-10-23 A practical joke contest results in wedding plans that could make Al a bigamist. 2026-10-23 A hurricane forces everyone into the Bundy basement, trapping the men with their storm-excited wives. 2026-10-23 Al discovers the store's shoes are made in a sweatshop and tries using blackmail to get a raise. 2026-10-23 A morality clause in the "Extra Extra Virgin Olive Oil" girl contract requires Kelly to refrain from sex. 2026-10-23 Doug gets annoyed after Carrie loses her job, becomes extremely unmotivated and lazes around the house. 2026-10-23 After Arthur wins $2,500 playing bingo, a dispute erupts over how the money should be spent; Doug wants to purchase golf clubs, while Carrie would like to go to a day spa. 2026-10-23 Roseanne and Jackie stop speaking to each other because of Jackie's new romance. 2026-10-23 After they are both involved in a fender bender, Roseanne tells her former employer, Mrs. Wellman, a thing or two. 2026-10-23 Dan and Roseanne are in a panic to get their tax returns filed by deadline. 2026-10-23 Roseanne forces Dan to take Becky to the mall to bond with her as she tries to bond with Darlene. 2026-10-23 Roseanne wants to become a writer but can't find a quiet place to work. 2026-10-23 The Conner family and friends await the results of Roseanne's home pregnancy test. 2026-10-23 George enrolls in college to set a positive example for Max after he catches the boy skipping school. 2026-10-23 George drops out of school when it gets tough, but he finds it hard to hide that fact from the family when his professor (Ming-Na) drops by to check on him. 2026-10-23 When Max starts wetting the bed, the family learns he needs surgery that will help him avoid kidney disease in the future. 2026-10-23 George's former sister-in-law dies, leaving George in charge of her 20-year-old daughter and her very large inheritance. 2026-10-23 A radio show will give Peg $1,000 to seduce Al during lunch hour. 2026-10-23 Al and Kelly try to win money by becoming contestants on a sports trivia show. 2026-10-23 While trying to return an item, Al is trapped in a department store. 2026-10-23 Al is required to carpool with women from one of the mall's lingerie stores. 2026-10-23 After losing Marcy's money in a stock deal, Jefferson tries to raise the cash by betting on a football game. 2026-10-23 Trouble follows when Al gives a model a free pair of '70s-style shoes in exchange for an advertisement. 2026-10-23 Deacon and Kelly decide to take Arthur out to dinner so Doug and Carrie can be alone, but they ignore a warning about Arthur's reaction to spicy food. 2026-10-23 Carrie discovers Doug's annoying ex-girlfriend (Janeane Garofalo) has an employee discount at Saks Fifth Avenue. 2026-10-23 Carrie catches Doug fantasizing about other women while he is under sedation at the hospital. Steffiana De La Cruz and Angelo Pagan guest star. 2026-10-24 Carrie, still unemployed, helps Holly with dog walking; Arthur sells his burial plot to Spence's mother, Veronica (Anne Meara). 2026-10-24 Judith leaves Jake with Alan and Charlie while she spends a week in Hawaii, and the guys find that caring for Jake on a daily basis is much different from weekend visits. 2026-10-24 While in a precarious position with a woman, Charlie injures his back and won't let Alan, a chiropractor, help him; after Alan drives Charlie to the doctor's office, Charlie is surprised to learn that his physician died four years ago, and a female, Dr. Michelle Talmadge, has replaced him; Berta teaches Jake a lesson. 2026-10-24 When a gay ad executive invites Charlie to a cocktail party, Charlie makes Alan go with him, as his gay partner. 2026-10-24 Alan asks one of Charlie's beautiful ex-girlfriends (Jeri Ryan) on a date, but while they are out he is tormented by thoughts of her with Charlie. 2026-10-24 George takes over planning a wedding for one of Angie's very high-maintenance clients (Eva Longoria) in order to prove he can do her job better than she can. 2026-10-24 Benny is furious when she discovers that George has rigged the results of a productivity contest at the factory against her. Upset because Angie agrees with Benny, George goes drinking with Ernie. 2026-10-24 George finds out the factory is moving to Mexico; Benny flees when the police want to question her about an old robbery; Angie awaits the results of a home pregnancy test. 2026-10-24 George and Angie decide to have "the talk" with Max when a sexual predator moves into the neighborhood. 2026-10-24 Dan refuses to borrow money from Jackie to cover a loan he made to Arnie (Tom Arnold). 2026-10-24 Dan and Roseanne leave Darlene out when they talk to Becky about birth control. 2026-10-24 The entire Sheffield household spends the weekend at Fran's parents' when they are stranded by a blizzard. 2026-10-24 Fran discovers that Maxwell's sister is secretly in love with the chauffeur even though she is engaged to a duke. 2026-10-24 Fran's (Fran Drescher) altercation in the park with a theater critic's (Eric Braeden) son threatens the success of Max's (Charles Shaughnessy) new play. 2026-10-24 Fran returns to school to help Maggie pass her gymnastics final and encounters her high-school gym teacher. 2026-10-24 Bob and Abishola try to help a sad and volatile Kemi, who, after being dumped by Chukwuemeka, struggles with the possibility that her happiest days might be behind her. 2026-10-24 Christina kicks Abishola and Dottie out for making light of her pre-pregnancy preparations; Christina bonds with Douglas; Abishola spends a fun day with Dottie. 2026-10-24 Paid programming. 2026-10-24 Paid programming. 2026-10-24 Jonathan and Mark are assigned to reward the good deeds of a homeless street performer. 2026-10-24 After suffering a heart attack, a blind pianist turns to Mark and Jonathan to help him start a new life. 2026-10-24 No body, no weapon and a witness courted by the war hero she thinks committed murder, complicate a case. 2026-10-24 Columbo is caught in a case of stolen art and murder with evidence pointing to an innocent woman. 2026-10-24 The disheveled detective gets some free advice from a world-famous sex therapist. 2026-10-24 The detective is called in to investigate the death of a sergeant major at a training camp. 2026-10-24 Homicide detective Lieutenant Columbo investigates the murder of a famous painter's ex-wife. 2026-10-24 Marilyn decides to elope with a bank employee who is interested in the Munsters' money. 2026-10-24 Herman is mistaken for a perfectly preserved mummy. 2026-10-24 Lily works as a model. 2026-10-24 Eddie volunteers to have Herman perform in a school talent show. 2026-10-24 Herman buys a piece of land as a vacation home for the family, which he discovers in a prospectus; the fraudsters who originally sold the property have received a better offer and want it back. 2026-10-24 Herman drag-races in the family hearse to back up Eddie's boast that his dad is a better driver than his friend's father. 2026-10-24 A magician claims an airtight alibi -- being sealed in a tank of water -- in the murder of a blackmailing associate. 2026-10-25