WBXZ-LD Judith is dating Jake's pediatrician (Ryan Stiles), and Alan is upset until Charlie points out that if she remarries, his alimony payments will end. 2026-05-03 Charlie tries to save Jake from school suspension by romancing his teacher, but the results are unfortunate. 2026-05-03 Charlie's mother, Evelyn, asks to borrow his Mercedes so she can impress a Saudi prince who she wants to buy real estate. 2026-05-03 Charlie meets his match when he falls for a woman who is better at playing hard to get than he is. 2026-05-03 Alan denies having shoplifted a toy as a child and fears he has a dark side, until Charlie admits he planted the toy on Alan to stay out of trouble himself. 2026-05-03 Charlie and Alan hire Berta's sister (Camryn Manheim) to cater a party their mother has conned them into throwing for her. 2026-05-03 Alan gets a taste of what Charlie's sex life is like when he meets a woman at the grocery store who fulfills his every fantasy. 2026-05-03 2026-05-03 The inimitable cop must prove that a flamboyant Hollywood gossip reporter was murdered by her former lover. 2026-05-04