WBXZ-LD Carrie discovers that Doug's frequent trips to the hair salon are due to his attractive new hairstylist. 2026-05-07 Doug and Carrie's romantic getaway is a nightmare when the owners of the bed-and-breakfast become too much to take. 2026-05-07 Jake and Evelyn befriend one of Charlie's one-night stands, causing her to stay longer than expected. 2026-05-07 In an attempt to prove that he is a family man, Charlie invites Lisa (Denise Richards) over for Thanksgiving dinner. 2026-05-07 Alan reluctantly agrees to a makeover after running into his ex-wife and her new beau; when the brothers go shopping, they clash over what to buy. 2026-05-07 The housekeeper's beautiful granddaughter comes to work with her and attracts the attention of the men; Alan tries to convince Judith that Charlie's house is good for Jake. 2026-05-07 Wedding singers (Robert Rodriguez and Chingon, and William Hung) audition when George comes up with a plan for Angie's dream wedding. 2026-05-07 George invites Carmen's boyfriend to move in with the family when he realizes the boy's father is a little too tough on him. 2026-05-07 George must explain his treatment of Carmen when she enters a poetry slam. 2026-05-07 When Angie meets a former boyfriend who's now a news anchor for lunch, George becomes concerned she might be having an affair. 2026-05-07 Crystal is obsessed with her late unfaithful husband; Roseanne and Dan want to help her; Darlene starts smoking. 2026-05-07 Ed, Dan's father, comes to visit for a weekend; the children are enthusiastic, but Dan isn't; after Ed criticises Dan, Roseanne must become a mediator between the two. 2026-05-07 Mr. Sheffield (Charles Shaughnessy) asks Fran (Fran Drescher) to be guardian of his children in the event of his death. 2026-05-07 To help Maxwell's (Charles Shaughnessy) efforts to woo a playwright (Ray Stricklyn), Fran (Fran Drescher) offers to set the man up with a feisty woman. Guest star: Roger Clinton. 2026-05-07 When Fran (Fran Drescher) befriends an attractive male nanny (Christopher Rich), Mr. Sheffield (Charles Shaughnessy) reveals his possessive side. 2026-05-07 C.C.'s (Lauren Lane) dog is the main suspect when house guest Shari Lewis' (guest starring as herself) puppet Lamb Chop is missing. 2026-05-07 A conflicted Abishola pushes against her Nigerian roots when she opens up about her past to Dele; Bob attempts to bridge an emotional gap with Douglas. 2026-05-07 While Dele is in Nigeria with his dad, Abishola struggles with how to handle her free time; Dottie enlists Christina's help at her old house; Olu and Tunde try to keep up with their new Nigerian houseguest. 2026-05-07 Paid programming. 2026-05-07 Paid programming. 2026-05-07 Jonathan and Mark journey back in time to save Mark's grandfather's (John McLiam) farm from repossession. 2026-05-07 Paid programming. 2026-05-07 Paid programming. 2026-05-07 Malcolm and Eddie must outsmart a slick landlord to get Malcolm's former bar back. 2026-05-07 Business partners Malcolm and Eddie open a jazz club with Malcolm's money. 2026-05-07 Cedric and Lovita pressure apartment-sitting Romeo to throw a party while Steve and Regina are out of town. 2026-05-07 Regina (Wendy Raquel Robinson) is prompted to tell Steve (Steve Harvey) how she really feels about him while at her best friend's wedding. 2026-05-07 Mark is excited about joining the Golden State Warriors until he hears the condition: a one-on-one game with Charles Barkley. 2026-05-07 Mark and Robin (Mark Curry, Dawnn Lewis) try to help a talented student (Christopher Carter) choose between extracurricular basketball and music. 2026-05-07 Feeling threatened by Fran's relationship with the children, C.C. takes them on a disastrous trip to the zoo. 2026-05-07 Fran (Fran Drescher) persuades Niles (Daniel Davis) to pose as her husband after her mother (Renee Taylor) tells their cousins she is married. 2026-05-07 Roseanne is overjoyed when Becky breaks up with Mark, but her long-awaited confrontation with him ends in surprise. 2026-05-07 Roseanne and Jackie say goodbye to their childhood home before the demolition crew arrives; Darlene befriends Mark's brother. 2026-05-07 Roseanne convinces Leon that the Conner family should appear in a television commercial for the coffee shop. 2026-05-07 Roseanne visits a therapist with Jackie; Arnie persuades Dan to hire a tattoo artist for the motorcycle shop. 2026-05-07 Angie's sister (guest star Jacqueline Obradors) makes a pass at George. Emiliano Diez also guest stars. 2026-05-07 George has a crisis of conscience when he is asked to demote an employee because of his ethnic background. 2026-05-07 When Benny learns that George's father is wealthy, she concocts a get-rich-quick scheme that jeopardizes George's job. 2026-05-07 George and Angie invite ex-gang member Marisol to stay with them, but trouble erupts when she becomes a role model for Carmen. 2026-05-07 Peg's mother gets a job as a 976-sex phone operator to help with Christmas expenses. 2026-05-07 Al and Peg join Peg's parents on a marriage-encounter weekend. 2026-05-07 Bud's life literally depends on getting Kelly to finish the exercise video she is signed to do. 2026-05-07 Bud unwittingly tapes a mobster's confession while shooting Kelly's video. 2026-05-07 Kelly and friends seduce Bud and his fraternity brothers out of their spring break tickets to Fort Lauderdale. 2026-05-07 Al concocts a scheme to have Kelly win the $100,000 prize in the beauty contest he is judging. 2026-05-07 When Doug is not allowed to hold Danny's girlfriend's baby, Doug tries to persuade Carrie to have a child so he can get back at Danny. 2026-05-07 Doug lets the attention go to his head when he gets anonymous e-mail from someone who saw him perform at a karaoke club. 2026-05-07 Doug and Carrie are confused when Deacon and Kelly are not interested in buying the house next door to theirs. 2026-05-08 Doug tries to capitalize on his mother's poker skills by having her help him win a high-stakes tournament; Spence helps Carrie lose her accent. 2026-05-08 Charlie sets his ailing brother up on a date, then drags him to a steam room to help him get rid of his flu symptoms. 2026-05-08 Charlie realizes he's broke when his credit card is declined at the grocery store. Richard Lewis guest stars. 2026-05-08 Against Alan's judgment, Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman named Frankie. Guest star: Jenna Elfman. 2026-05-08 Frankie tells Charlie and Alan why she and her daughter are on the run; Frankie's daughter has a crush on Jake. 2026-05-08 George considers taking bribes from his father-in-law and best friend in exchange for permission to date his long-lost sister. 2026-05-08 George asks some old high-school flunkies (Ricardo Antonio Chavira, Danny Trejo) for help building an office in the garage, but their work falls short of expectations. 2026-05-08 George and Angie consider asking Jason to move out when they learn he and Carmen have become more intimate. 2026-05-08 George acts as Jason's sports agent when NFL quarterbacks Daunte Culpepper and Donovan McNabb stop by to draft Jason; Carmen and Los Lobos guitarist Cesar Rosas stir things up at George's family birthday bash. 2026-05-08 When Darlene can't sleep one night, she tells Roseanne she had a bad dream; Roseanne suspects it is something else, and she's right; Darlene has started her period. 2026-05-08 It's that time of year, Lanford's annual Spring-A-Thon; what better way for the whole family to spend the day than at the mall; the Conner clan packs up and heads for the place that has something for everybody. 2026-05-08 When Maggie's (Nicholle Tom) social life clashes with her job as a candy striper, Fran (Fran Drescher) comes to the rescue. 2026-05-08 Niles (Daniel Davis) does a different kind of job for Mr. Sheffield (Charles Shaughnessy) when he sings at a backers' audition. 2026-05-08 Fran and Maggie (Fran Drescher, Nicholle Tom) enter a contest where the winner appears on the cover of a Billy Ray Cyrus album. 2026-05-08 After attending a retirement party for a friend (Tyne Daly), Fran (Fran Drescher) stumbles into bed with Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy). With Daniel Davis. 2026-05-08 When Abishola learns that Bob talked Chukwuemeka into proposing to Kemi, she tries to fix the situation; Kofo permanently alters his relationship with Goodwin when he considers signing a lease in Olu and Tunde's apartment building. 2026-05-08 Bob and Abishola realize the perfect date for their wedding is in just three weeks and enlist their family and friends to help plan their big day. 2026-05-08 Paid programming. 2026-05-08 Paid programming. 2026-05-08 A dying woman tries to reconcile with her stern father for the sake of her illegitimate daughter. 2026-05-08 Paid programming. 2026-05-08 Paid programming. 2026-05-08 Malcolm plots an elaborate Halloween scam to get back at Eddie for his earlier prank. 2026-05-08 Non-church-goers Malcolm and Eddie accidentally volunteer to teach Sunday school while visiting at Nicolette's church and find that they have a knack for public speaking. 2026-05-08 Regina agrees to a date with Steve's friend (Jonathan Slocum) if Steve will return the favor to one of hers. 2026-05-08 Steve tries to help Regina overcome painful prom memories; Bullethead wins a date with a celebrity (Teena Marie) in a radio contest. 2026-05-08 Vanessa turns to Mark for help after she arranges a business dinner for her boss that he cancels at the last minute. 2026-05-08 While playing Santa Claus at a school festival, Mark promises a boy that his father will be home for Christmas. 2026-05-08 While they are baking cookies, Grace becomes hysterical when Fran accidentally eats her imaginary friend. 2026-05-08 Fran is shocked to discover her anticipated Christmas bonus turns out to be a present instead of cash. 2026-05-08 Darlene seeks advice from Dan and Becky but not Roseanne; Roseanne worries about passing a lie detector test. 2026-05-08 Crystal goes into labor, and Dan coaches her in the delivery room; Roseanne is delayed at the coffee shop. 2026-05-08 Mark turns to alcohol to solve his problems with Becky, and Dan lies to Roseanne to cover both their tracks. 2026-05-08 Roseanne is tired of being the disciplinarian; Becky and Darlene take Roseanne to the Beauty Box for Mother's Day. 2026-05-08 Carmen's first day of school turns upside down when George misdirects his worry and concern; Max develops a crush on an older woman. 2026-05-08 George has to hide his concern when Ernie is made team leader at work; a cosmetics saleswoman (Hilary Duff) encourages Angie to lie to her clients. 2026-05-08 When George and Angie run into financial trouble, Benny reaches out to the second wife of George's estranged father. 2026-05-08 When George finally decides to approach his estranged father, Manny Lopez, his solitary journey is transformed into a family vacation and a day of reckoning for Benny. 2026-05-08 Al and archenemy Floyd decide to go national with Bud's school project, a "Women of Trumaine" calendar. 2026-05-08 Jefferson gets a tattoo that he hopes will please Marcy, but the tattoo artist makes a little mistake. 2026-05-08 The Japanese owner (Pat Morita) of Marcy's bank falls in love with Al's old Dodge. 2026-05-08 Bud is charged with misconduct while taking at study break at the library. 2026-05-08 Al's noisy attempts to build Lucky a doghouse force Marcy to sic the city inspector (Ian Patrick Williams) on him. 2026-05-08 Al and Marcy object when Bud gets Kelly and Jefferson a gig playing the loving couple in a coffee commercial. 2026-05-08 Doug and the guys secretly rent an apartment above their favorite Chinese restaurant; Carrie goes to extremes to keep her newest client, Kirstie Alley, happy. 2026-05-08 When Carrie goes on a trip with her father, Doug and his friend (Ray Romano) plan a guys night on the town. 2026-05-08 Doug fakes being injured so that Carrie, who feels responsible, will continue to tend to his every need and allow him to miss a dreaded wedding. 2026-05-09