WBXZ-LD An embarrassed Doug discovers that Carrie buys his clothes at big and tall shops, so he vows to lose 30 pounds. 2026-08-13 Doug gives a cheesy card to his boss, whom he hardly knows, and gets chosen to roast him at a celebratory dinner. 2026-08-13 Charlie meets his match when he falls for a woman who is better at playing hard to get than he is. 2026-08-13 Alan denies having shoplifted a toy as a child and fears he has a dark side, until Charlie admits he planted the toy on Alan to stay out of trouble himself. 2026-08-13 Charlie and Alan hire Berta's sister (Camryn Manheim) to cater a party their mother has conned them into throwing for her. 2026-08-13 Alan gets a taste of what Charlie's sex life is like when he meets a woman at the grocery store who fulfills his every fantasy. 2026-08-13 George's constant sarcasm about her age makes Benny self-conscious to the point that she decides to get overly large breast implants to compensate. 2026-08-13 George and Angie enter a fierce competition to determine who does more work in their marriage and around the house. 2026-08-13 George tells a little lie to avoid visiting Angie's family for the holidays but regrets it when he spends Christmas alone. 2026-08-13 George enrolls in college to set a positive example for Max after he catches the boy skipping school. 2026-08-13 Dan returns home for Christmas, and he, Roseanne and the rest of the family realize how lucky they are. 2026-08-13 Jackie forces Dan to reveal the truth to Roseanne; D.J. wants to videotape Darlene giving birth. 2026-08-13 Fran (Fran Drescher) tries to play matchmaker for Niles (Daniel Davis) and has him portray a producer to impress C.C. (Lauren Lane). With Charles Shaughnessy. 2026-08-13 Maxwell is angry when Fran plays matchmaker for Niles and C.C.; the doctor (Rita Rudner) helps prepare Fran and Maxwell for parenthood. 2026-08-13 Fran attempts to convince Maxwell that Yetta's old love letters could be made into a Broadway musical. 2026-08-13 Maggie and Michael (Nicholle Tom, Andrew Levitas) announce their engagement, which thrills Fran and her mother (Fran Drescher, Renee Taylor). 2026-08-13 Dottie and Goodwin question Bob's ability to lead under pressure; Abishola is unsure if Bob's newfound success is worth it if it means he's never home. 2026-08-13 While Bob and Abishola struggle to pull Dottie out of her depression, Auntie Olu and Uncle Tunde come over to lift her spirits. 2026-08-13 Kills 99% of Bacteria, Viruses, and Germs with Steam! The 5-in-1 Lightweight, Fast, Powerful, And Completely Chemical Free Steam Cleaner! 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Call for a FREE quote & installation. 2026-08-13 Private detectives Mark and Jonathan help a Vietnamese couple locate their sons that were adopted and raised by an American family. 2026-08-13 Paid programming. 2026-08-13 Paid programming. 2026-08-13 Malcolm buys a car containing a secret load of cash at a police auction. 2026-08-13 Malcolm turns McGee's into a gambling establishment to prevent bankruptcy. 2026-08-13 When Regina accepts a job in California, Steve must decide whether to move with his loved one. 2026-08-13 Steve looks forward to Romeo, Bullethead and Lydia graduating; Regina and Steve compete to secure a celebrity speaker for the commencement ceremony. 2026-08-13 Mark (Mark Curry) and Geneva (Saundra Quarterman) get more than they bargained for when they confront the school bully (Raushan Hammond). 2026-08-13 Mark's (Mark Curry) college roommate (Steve White) comes to town, and they're back to their old ways. 2026-08-13 Fran's anniversary as a nanny for the Sheffields is coming up, but Maxwell seems to have forgotten all about it; Gracie visits a nursing home. 2026-08-13 Fran is arrested on kidnapping charges when she brings home a baby who she believes has been abandoned. 2026-08-13 Jackie's house buzzes with activity as Roseanne tries to hide David from Dan. 2026-08-13 Roseanne becomes involved in a family feud as Fred (Michael O'Keefe) sues Jackie for custody of their unborn child. 2026-08-13 Nancy wants to introduce Roseanne and Jackie to her new friend Sharon. 2026-08-13 Roseanne tries to limit Fred's participation when Jackie goes into labor. 2026-08-13 Carmen considers using birth control, and George and Angie try to convince her not to sleep with her boyfriend. 2026-08-13 Ernie considers marrying a troubled woman, and George risks their friendship to keep him from making a huge mistake. 2026-08-13 George is unhappy with Max's less-than-compassionate dentist so he asks his bosses to change the company dental plan. 2026-08-13 George tries to get Max help in school by telling his long-lost sister, Linda, who is the superintendent of schools, that she was given up for adoption at birth. 2026-08-13 The unknowing Bundys become part of an ancient plot when they win a trip to England. 2026-08-13 Kelly must save Al and Bud when Lower Uncton citizens plot to kill them. 2026-08-13 Al agrees to a duel with Igor to forestall the battle between Upper and Lower Uncton. 2026-08-13 Peg's 6-year-old nephew joins the household after his parents (Bobcat Goldthwait, Linda Blair) abandon him. 2026-08-13 Kelly's date (Corey Feldman) dumps her on a deserted highway; Peg tries to revitalize her marriage. 2026-08-13 When Seven can't remember his birthday, Peg assigns him Al's day. 2026-08-13 When Doug woos Carrie by speaking with the accent of a new guy at work, he finds that she responds to his charms. 2026-08-13 Doug splurges on a new car against Carrie's better judgment, and the bad decision immediately comes back to haunt them. 2026-08-13 With nothing to do during the IPS strike, Doug tries substitute teaching at the school at which his sister, Stephanie (Ricki Lake), works. 2026-08-14 Carrie and Kelly plan a get-together for Doug, Deacon and Arthur to keep them from going crazy during the strike. 2026-08-14 Charlie bumps into an old flame he once thought would be Mrs. Right (Denise Richards) and is pleased to learn her marriage did not work out. 2026-08-14 Charlie is tasked with writing a theme song to one of Jake's favorite comics; things heat up between Alan and Rose. 2026-08-14 Charlie is surprised when a woman, Gail, with whom he flirts in a bar, rejects his overtures and tells him that women around town have been comparing notes on his philandering; Jake mentions that he did an Internet search on Charlie's name and found something interesting; when Charlie logs on, he finds out that he's the subject of a very uncomplimentary new website called www.charlieharpersucks.co 2026-08-14 Alan's homely high-school friend (Paget Brewster) returns as a beautiful woman, and the brothers quickly begin competing for her attentions. 2026-08-14 George drops out of school when it gets tough, but he finds it hard to hide that fact from the family when his professor (Ming-Na) drops by to check on him. 2026-08-14 When Max starts wetting the bed, the family learns he needs surgery that will help him avoid kidney disease in the future. 2026-08-14 George's former sister-in-law dies, leaving George in charge of her 20-year-old daughter and her very large inheritance. 2026-08-14 George tries to teach his niece, whose multimillion-dollar inheritance he controls, a lesson in the value of hard work by putting her to work at the factory. Meanwhile, Angie books her first new-age wedding. 2026-08-14 Dan prepares to return to California while Roseanne tries to assess where their marriage is headed; D.J. meets his soul mate. 2026-08-14 Family and friends try to cheer up heartbroken Roseanne after she locks herself in her room. 2026-08-14 Fran (Fran Drescher), suffering from intense mood swings, becomes convinced that Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) is having an affair. With Lauren Lane. 2026-08-14 Maxwell throws Fran an anniversary party; Niles proposes marriage to C.C.; the Sheffields prepare for the birth of their twins; Fran's father visits. 2026-08-14 Maxwell throws Fran an anniversary party; Niles proposes marriage to C.C.; the Sheffields prepare for the birth of their twins; Fran's father visits. 2026-08-14 A cosmetics saleswoman from Queens (Fran Drescher) is hired to care for the children of a widowed, upscale Broadway producer (Charles Shaughnessy). 2026-08-14 Bob and Abishola decide her mother has officially overstayed her welcome; when Abishola and Kemi hatch a plan to have a spirit speak to Ebunoluwa from beyond the grave, Abishola gets more information about her mother than she bargained for. 2026-08-14 Abishola doesn't appreciate it when Bob gives her unsolicited parenting advice about her "unhappy son.". 2026-08-14 Kills 99% of Bacteria, Viruses, and Germs with Steam! 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Call for a FREE quote & installation. 2026-08-14 After years of taking care of a disabled brother, a man yearns to start a life for himself; with Michael Landon and Victor French. 2026-08-14 Paid programming. 2026-08-14 Paid programming. 2026-08-14 Malcolm's gay sister and Eddie compete for the attentions of a new waitress; Tim educates his nephews about the birds and the bees. 2026-08-14 Malcolm hires a new chef and lands in hot water after purchasing stolen lobsters; Eddie and Nicolette's affair comes to a crossroads. 2026-08-14 Musician Steve Hightower becomes an inner-city music teacher. 2026-08-14 When Bullethead (William Lee Scott) gets arrested, Steve (Steve Harvey) finds out that being a teacher doesn't end at 5 p.m. 2026-08-14 Mark (Mark Curry) looks like the bad guy when he rebuffs advances by Vanessa's friend (Dawn McMillan). 2026-08-14 Mark (Mark Curry) unwillingly takes Nicole (Raven-Symoné) to the movies, only to find that she has invited several friends. 2026-08-14 Fran lands the lead in an off-Broadway production of "Romeo and Juliet" and Maxwell is forced to care for the children. 2026-08-14 Fran (Fran Drescher) poses as Maxwell's (Charles Shaughnessy) business partner to convince a millionaire (Wallace Shawn) to invest in his play. 2026-08-14 When Dan's father (Ned Beatty) misses an alimony payment, he and Roseanne argue about covering it. 2026-08-14 Roseanne tries to help Dan see the kindness in the lies his father (Ned Beatty) is telling about his mother. 2026-08-14 D.J. has serious ethical questions for his mother after Roseanne takes delivery of too many stoves for the diner. 2026-08-14 Roseanne and Dan are amazed to hear how Bev (Estelle Parsons) broke her pelvis at the retirement home. 2026-08-14 When a major earthquake shakes Los Angeles, George's repressed childhood fears resurface. Despite a positive assessment of the house from a contractor, George refuses to go back in, and he and Carmen set up a tent in the backyard. 2026-08-14 When Benny demands cash for a box of George's childhood mementos, George learns some painful truths about his boyhood. 2026-08-14 Wedding singers (Robert Rodriguez and Chingon, and William Hung) audition when George comes up with a plan for Angie's dream wedding. 2026-08-14 George invites Carmen's boyfriend to move in with the family when he realizes the boy's father is a little too tough on him. 2026-08-14 Al moonlights as a topless bartender to pay the medical bills when Seven sneezes and Peg assumes the worst. 2026-08-14 Peg tries everything she can think of to renew Al's interest in romance. 2026-08-14 In an attempt to get a date, Bud founds his own community college fraternity. 2026-08-14 Faced with having to pay a tax increase on his beer, Al registers to vote. 2026-08-14 When Al can't pay the bills, he convinces Kelly to get a job in a diner. 2026-08-14 Al poses as a former rock star to gain entrance to a first-class airport lounge. 2026-08-14 Carrie starts taking college classes and Doug's sister Stephanie, who just returned to town, helps him adjust. 2026-08-14 Doug and Carrie (Kevin James, Leah Remini) think back to the couple's first Thanksgiving spent with her parents. Guest star: Florence Henderson. 2026-08-14 Arthur accepts a job at Carrie's company; Doug and Deacon compete for a place in their company's calendar of hunks. 2026-08-15