WBGT-CD A game of Scrabble causes a huge fight between Gloria and Mike, forcing Mike to spend the night with Archie. 2026-04-01 The newspaper accuses Archie's "Kings of Queens" club of being bigoted, which causes them to fear protests and the loss of their tax exempt status. 2026-04-01 The ladies celebrate their annual birth dates; Elka thinks her date might be Santa Claus; Victoria reunites with Captain Lebeau; Melanie's date has a high-pitched voice; Joy becomes a man's first date since he left priesthood. 2026-04-01 Joy starts a whirlwind romance with George (Kevin Nealon); Victoria undertakes celebrity shoe designing and puts Melanie and Joy in her runway show. 2026-04-01 Nobody really knows what Sally's new boyfriend does for a living. 2026-04-01 Rob recalls the time he and his best friend tried to buy the same house. 2026-04-01 Carla's offspring are guinea pigs for Rebecca and Sam; Cliff attempts to videotape Woody and Kelly. 2026-04-01 Carla fears that Boston Celtics forward Kevin McHale is turning into one of the bar bunch; Lilith gets a new hairdo. 2026-04-01 The cabbies take to the mountains and find themselves stranded in a cabin with no electricity or food. 2026-04-01 Oscar goes on a neatness kick to win the favor of his new girlfriend. 2026-04-01 Bob and Emily suffer international complications when they host a French psychologist in their home as part of a medical exchange program. 2026-04-01 Max and 99 are assigned to find a KAOS communications system. 2026-04-01 Part 2/2. Ralph wins a box-top contest by claiming to have lost 80 pounds. 2026-04-01 Bilko holds a poker game in a dummy space chamber. 2026-04-01 Harvey and Carol encounter a wishing well; in another installment of "The Family", Eunice and Ed suffer through Mama's recuperation after an accident. 2026-04-01 Dobie and Chatworth vie for one girl on a date. 2026-04-01 To keep Mr. Conklin's arch enemy, Hamilton High principal Jasper Flint, from stealing Madison's football hero Stretch Snodgrass, Miss Brooks and Conklin masquerade as Stretch's none-too-bright parents and refuse to let him change schools. 2026-04-01 As Hooterville's bounty hunter, Uncle Joe may finally get the chance to capture someone because two escaped convicts are in the area. 2026-04-01 Ann persuades Don to go to a women's lib meeting. 2026-04-01 Joey falls for Danny's visiting sister, but the disappearance of her pet chimpanzee may end the romance. 2026-04-01 Michelle discovers two sides to her character when she is told not to touch Jesse's recording equipment. 2026-04-01 Advice from Jesse and Danny makes D.J. a nervous driver; Michelle is annoying when Stephanie has friends over. 2026-04-01 When Jesse and Rebecca disagree over how to raise the twins, Jesse imagines them as teenagers. 2026-04-01 The Brady home is in chaos when Carol leaves to care for an ailing aunt and Alice sprains her ankle. 2026-04-01 Cissy gets her own apartment and new problems. 2026-04-01 Rusty asks his father for help in his campaign for the class presidency. 2026-04-01 Jeff is full of praise for the Stones' new neighbor. 2026-04-01 Steve (Fred MacMurray) is cast in the role of marriage counselor by a young couple who turn to him for help. 2026-04-01 Ernie's writing ability lands him in the dreaded special English class with a strict but efficient teacher. 2026-04-01 Uncle Harry moves in with Lucy and refuses to help out with chores. 2026-04-01 Lucy and the Countess visit a health farm to help out Mr. Mooney. 2026-04-01 Lucy's windfall at a casino starts trouble between the Mertzes and Ricardos. 2026-04-01 The Ricardos and Mertzes must return to the United States by plane instead of ship. 2026-04-01 A scratch on Rob's brand-new car brings on a domestic crisis. 2026-04-01 Mary decides to be absolutely honest when she learns that her income tax return is about to be audited. 2026-04-01 Marion transforms herself into a veiled beauty when she fears she might lose Howard to a younger woman. 2026-04-01 The girls avenge their treatment at the hands of a nasty singing star by selling gossip. 2026-04-01 The beau of Doc's ex-wife observes Doc's methods; a new divorcee confides in Judy; a girl learns of her uncle's (Patrick Macnee) past. 2026-04-01 Gopher and Isaac are suspicious of Judy's beau; a consumer advocate threatens to cause a scandal; a wife decides to have an affair. 2026-04-01 The Clampetts have to pay $10 million tax on their castle in England. 2026-04-01 Jethro continues to masquerade as Robin Hood of Griffith Park and draws the allegiance of a band of hippies. 2026-04-01 Mama wants to sing at Raytown's Founder's Day. 2026-04-01 Mama develops a crush on her night-school teacher (Joseph Campanella). 2026-04-01 Grady steps in to protect the Sanford "treasures" when Lamont invites an ex-convict friend home. 2026-04-01 Father and son nightclub performers are injured in Fred's house. 2026-04-01 Archie and Barney's friendship becomes strained when Archie retaliates after being continually harassed by Barney's unleashed dog. When he accidentally runs the dog over and breaks its leg, he makes matters a lot worse. 2026-04-02 Archie is obsessed with possibility of Edith inheriting her cousin's money and silverware, Edith has to convince him why she won't be taking any of it after she has a revealing conversation with Liz's longtime roommate, Veronica. 2026-04-02 Joy accepts her dying boyfriend's (Kevin Nealon) marriage proposal; billionaire Artie Firestone (Jon Lovitz) wants Melanie and Victoria to give him a makeover; Elka's twin sister (Joan Rivers) returns for a visit. 2026-04-02 The girls have to get their L.A. friend (Kristin Chenoweth) back together with her dermatologist boyfriend (Jonathan Silverman) or face the prospect of never getting an appointment with him again. 2026-04-02 Laura's toe becomes stuck in a bathtub spout. 2026-04-02 Just before they are due at a formal banquet, Rob and Laura mistakenly dye their hands black. 2026-04-02 Sam dispatches Carla to get revenge on John Allen Hill; on horseback, Cliff suffers from pony distress. 2026-04-02 Henri (Anthony Cistaro) upsets Woody's apple cart by proposing to Kelly (Jackie Swanson); Frasier turns to the Orient for pain relief. 2026-04-02 The cabbies develop a strong liking for Latka's chocolate chip cookies made from his grandmother's secret recipe. 2026-04-02 Oscar tries to cure Felix's fear of flying so he can accept a major photographic assignment. 2026-04-02 Bob is depressed by his seeming lack of success as a psychologist. He seeks help from his old college professor (Keenan Wynn), who manages to heighten his despair by informing him that psychology is all nonsense. 2026-04-02 Agent 99 is surprised to suddenly discover that she is working for KAOS. 2026-04-02 Part 1/2. Ralph loses lodge money. 2026-04-02 Bilko uses his gambling expertise on the Wacs. 2026-04-02 Guests: Wayne Rogers and Buddy Ebsen. 2026-04-02 Dobie goes all out to win a beautiful girl. 2026-04-02 Mr. Boynton's jealous of the glances Connie gives to the handsome new coach. 2026-04-02 Homer Bedloe uses an unusual case as a means of shutting down the Cannonball, when a bird makes a nest in the smoke stack, halting service. 2026-04-02 Ann wins a job in a commercial that involves her being abducted by two hoods. 2026-04-02 Danny's obsession with cleanliness causes a family revolt that turns him into "Dirty Dan.". 2026-04-02 Jesse, Joey and Danny trade an awards dinner for a drive-in movie when they learn D.J. is there with a teenage Casanova. 2026-04-02 Michelle begins dressing and acting like a boy to win back two friends who suddenly decide they don't like girls. 2026-04-02 Stephanie and Michelle get lost in the San Francisco airport and unintentionally become stowaways on a flight for New Zealand. 2026-04-02 Marcia feels as though her world has been destroyed when she gets braces on her teeth. 2026-04-02 Jody is accused of breaking a cafeteria window. 2026-04-02 Sparks fly when Danny and Kathy argue over who proposed to whom. Guest: William Demarest. 2026-04-02 Donna vows to read "War and Peace" in two days. 2026-04-02 Widower Steve meets a remarkable woman in a high-school corridor, and the two are quickly attracted to each other. 2026-04-02 Steve's (Fred MacMurray) romance with Barbara (Beverly Garland) flowers; Robbie (Don Grady) gets a job in his father's firm. 2026-04-02 Lucy and Kim discover a magic lamp at a garage sale. 2026-04-02 Aristocrats visit the penniless Countess. 2026-04-02 Lucy tries to convince Bob Hope she isn't a jinx. 2026-04-02 Lucy tries to determine her son's future career by the toys he prefers. 2026-04-02 Rob rounds up three notable personalities from the old days of radio for a TV special. 2026-04-02 A speaking engagement turns into a humiliating experience for Ted. 2026-04-02 Fonzie spends a lonely vigil praying for Richie to pull through after a motorcycle accident. 2026-04-02 Laverne's date shoves her into the aquarium at a seafood restaurant. 2026-04-02 A writer condemns her daughter's affair; a boy learns of his father; a couple's love is tested; Judy's ex-spouse boards. 2026-04-02 A writer condemns her daughter's affair; a boy learns of his father; a couple's love is tested; Judy's ex-spouse boards. 2026-04-02 When Jethro gets his draft notice, he buys himself a surplus Army tank and a general's uniform and begins his own training. 2026-04-02 Jethro's military career comes to a halt when psychiatrists won't believe his family is real. 2026-04-02 The Harpers baby-sit for the minister's grandson. 2026-04-02 Mama and Naomi team up for tag-team wrestling. 2026-04-02 Fred's lifestyle is disrupted when Lamont runs for state assemblyman. 2026-04-02 Fred, Grady and Bubba become contestants on a television game show, hoping to win a birthday present for Lamont. 2026-04-02 Archie's got more to lose than his collateral when he secretly puts everything on the line to buy Kelsey's bar. 2026-04-03