K44JV-D Doug becomes addicted to the nightlife after he agrees to go club hopping with Deacon to help snap him out of his depression. 2026-06-16 Doug and Carrie sneak off to New Orleans after having promised his cousins they would never travel there without them. 2026-06-16 Alan tries to escape Judith's clutches as Charlie and Herb go on the prowl. 2026-06-16 Charlie has trouble adjusting when his new girlfriend asks him to spend the night at her place. 2026-06-16 Charlie is left to cover when Jake disappears with the neighbor's daughter; Alan scores a hot date, thanks in part to Charlie's car. 2026-06-16 When Evelyn offers to pay for Jake's college education, Alan wonders if he ever needs to work again. 2026-06-16 Carmen leaves home after an argument with George, and the family finds her in Haight-Ashbury as a groupie for rap artist Chingy. 2026-06-16 Carmen wants her independence and remodels her room without her parent's consent, prompting George to charge her for living expenses. 2026-06-16 When George forgets his wedding anniversary, he scrambles to get enough money for a nice ring. A few failed schemes later, he promises Angie something even better: to renew their wedding vows. 2026-06-16 Angie decides to home-school Carmen, but when the new dynamic threatens their relationship, George must referee. 2026-06-16 Dan confesses his sexy dreams to Roseanne -- and she's not in them. 2026-06-16 Dan and Roseanne celebrate an anniversary; Becky and Darlene are grounded. 2026-06-16 Feeling threatened by Fran's relationship with the children, C.C. takes them on a disastrous trip to the zoo. 2026-06-16 Fran (Fran Drescher) persuades Niles (Daniel Davis) to pose as her husband after her mother (Renee Taylor) tells their cousins she is married. 2026-06-16 While they are baking cookies, Grace becomes hysterical when Fran accidentally eats her imaginary friend. 2026-06-16 Fran is shocked to discover her anticipated Christmas bonus turns out to be a present instead of cash. 2026-06-16 Bob must gain the confidence to fight for Abishola when she goes on another date with Chukwuemeka; Uncle Tunde finds an unlikely friend in Dottie in the aftermath of his fight with Auntie Olu. 2026-06-16 Bob lets Dele get a new haircut and finds himself caught between an irate Abishola and a surprisingly stubborn Dele; Dottie runs into difficulties with the MaxDot board of directors. 2026-06-16 Paid programming. 2026-06-16 Paid programming. 2026-06-16 A former Vietnam nurse suffers from post-traumatic stress disorder; a teenage boy learns he's adopted. 2026-06-16 An adopted boy meets his biological mother who is a Vietnam veteran suffering from traumatic flashbacks of the war. 2026-06-16 Malcolm tries to reconcile his grandparents by transforming his bar into a romantic spot, with Eddie serenading the couple as Sammy Davis Jr. 2026-06-16 Holly passes Malcolm off as her boyfriend when her parents come for a visit. 2026-06-16 Steve and Romeo fight for the same woman's attention; Cedric and Lovita question their compatibility. 2026-06-16 Hiring a maid (Esther Scott) leads to even more work for Steve, Cedric and Regina (Steve Harvey, Cedric "The Entertainer," Wendy Raquel Robinson). 2026-06-16 Earvin (Omar Gooding) misunderstands Mark's (Mark Curry) advice and decides to elope. 2026-06-16 Mark's (Mark Curry) superstitious aunt (guest star Saundra Quarterman) visits and claims that he and Vanessa (Holly Robinson) are meant for each other. 2026-06-16 Fran (Fran Drescher) devises a plan to test Val's (Rachel Chagall) new boyfriend's loyalties; C.C. (Lauren Lane) quits her job in a tantrum. With Charles Shaughnessy. 2026-06-16 When Fran (Fran Drescher) gets a valentine from a secret admirer, she assumes it is Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy). With Daniel Davis and Lauren Lane. 2026-06-16 Roseanne's grasp of reality slips as she grapples with her newfound fortune. 2026-06-16 When Roseanne confronts Dan about his blue mood, he admits he feels remorse over his relationship with his mother. 2026-06-16 A wealthy prince (Jim Varney) sweeps Jackie off her feet and whisks the entire Conner family to New York on his private jet. 2026-06-16 After being slapped, wrapped and starved, Roseanne and Jackie wonder if life at an exclusive spa is too much. 2026-06-16 Carmen's boyfriend spreads nasty rumors about her after she breaks up with him; George has a score to settle with a school counselor (guest star Steven R. Schirripa). 2026-06-16 George learns he has a half brother (Lou Diamond Phillips) when he tries to take out a loan for Carmen's private school. 2026-06-16 Angie's sister (guest star Jacqueline Obradors) makes a pass at George. Emiliano Diez also guest stars. 2026-06-16 George has a crisis of conscience when he is asked to demote an employee because of his ethnic background. 2026-06-16 Kelly's date (Corey Feldman) dumps her on a deserted highway; Peg tries to revitalize her marriage. 2026-06-16 When Seven can't remember his birthday, Peg assigns him Al's day. 2026-06-16 Al moonlights as a topless bartender to pay the medical bills when Seven sneezes and Peg assumes the worst. 2026-06-16 Peg tries everything she can think of to renew Al's interest in romance. 2026-06-16 In an attempt to get a date, Bud founds his own community college fraternity. 2026-06-16 Faced with having to pay a tax increase on his beer, Al registers to vote. 2026-06-16 Carrie and Doug try to find a date for Deacon so they can all golf together as a foursome at the country club. 2026-06-16 Doug's uncle (guest star Gavin MacLeod) offers financial backing when Doug expresses a desire to open a sandwich shop. 2026-06-16 Doug starts acting like a child when Carrie goes on a business trip and his parents come for a visit. 2026-06-17 Doug tries to get Carrie drunk so he can cheat on his diet, but things get out of hand. Lou Ferrigno guest stars. 2026-06-17 When one of Charlie's old partners in crime dies, Charlie re-evaluates his own reckless lifestyle. 2026-06-17 Charlie and Jake fight for the affections of a waitress, while Alan fights sexual tension with his receptionist. 2026-06-17 Judith is pregnant with a baby girl, and Alan is convinced he is the father; Jake is in a contentious mood, and Charlie thinks he knows why. 2026-06-17 Convinced that Alan is not appreciated by his family, Melissa asks him to live with her and her mother. 2026-06-17 Failure to buy life insurance prompts George's obsession with death, surfacing in nightmares that hark back to his childhood television fixation. 2026-06-17 Max gets in trouble with the law when he starts hanging out with a gang of skateboarders in order to make new friends. 2026-06-17 An employer offers George a higher-paying job in a small Colorado town and George; Angie consider moving there to provide a better life for their children. 2026-06-17 Carmen and Max get homesick when they wind up getting into more trouble in a small Colorado town than in Los Angeles. 2026-06-17 Roseanne expects a fight between Jackie and their mother (Estelle Parsons), but she is surprised instead. 2026-06-17 Dan's father announces his plans to marry Roseanne's best friend, Crystal. 2026-06-17 Fran (Fran Drescher) becomes a bargaining chip when Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) tries to cast a soap star (Stephen Nichols) in a new play. 2026-06-17 When Maxwell's (Charles Shaughnessy) childhood nanny (Cloris Leachman) visits, she is appalled by Fran's (Fran Drescher) unique child-care methods. 2026-06-17 For her 30th birthday, Fran's mother gives her a cemetery plot as a gift to introduce her to an eligible funeral director. 2026-06-17 Fran casts Grace as the lead in the school pageant, but when Maxwell becomes the producer the girl develops stage fright. 2026-06-17 Bob, Douglas and Christina try to get Dottie to make a will; Abishola and Kemi's friendship is tested after Abishola catches Kemi in a lie. 2026-06-17 Abishola is thrilled when Bob gets back to work and goes on an impromptu road trip with Goodwin. 2026-06-17 Paid programming. 2026-06-17 Paid programming. 2026-06-17 Jonathan and Mark help an honest mayoral candidate campaign against his unethical opponent. 2026-06-17 A church council rules all teachers in a parochial school must follow and teach Christianity; guest Mimi Kuzyk. 2026-06-17 Eddie takes karate lessons from a kung fu master to prepare for a duel. 2026-06-17 Malcolm's new girlfriend and her father are not impressed when Eddie turns the bar into an exotic dance club. 2026-06-17 A snowstorm causes Steve and Regina's relationship to heat up; Lovita's cousin is attracted to Cedric. 2026-06-17 A replacement singer (guest star Adrian Zmed) shocks Steve's (Steve Harvey) band, the Hi-Tops, with his talented vocals. 2026-06-17 Geneva's (Saundra Quarterman) dull boyfriend tags along on Mark's (Mark Curry) birthday celebration; Nicole (Raven-Symoné) hides a kitten. 2026-06-17 Mark considers a job offer; Geneva gets laid off; Vanessa accepts Eric's marriage proposal, then has second thoughts. 2026-06-17 Fran is going crazy because her foot model reunion is coming up, and her feet went up an entire shoe size. 2026-06-17 Fran (Fran Drescher) loses Elizabeth Taylor's (as herself) black pearls after being asked to make sure they are delivered. Guest Star: Rosie O'Donnell. 2026-06-17 Roseanne and Jackie whoop it up with ghoulish glee at a glitzy Halloween party in New York. 2026-06-17 A wealthy family invites the Connors to visit their estate on Cape Cod. 2026-06-17 Roseanne goes on the offensive when her family is kidnapped by terrorists and held aboard a speeding train. 2026-06-17 Familial tensions mar the Conners' first Thanksgiving as members of the nouveau riche. 2026-06-17 When Benny learns that George's father is wealthy, she concocts a get-rich-quick scheme that jeopardizes George's job. 2026-06-17 George and Angie invite ex-gang member Marisol to stay with them, but trouble erupts when she becomes a role model for Carmen. 2026-06-17 Carmen's first day of school turns upside down when George misdirects his worry and concern; Max develops a crush on an older woman. 2026-06-17 George has to hide his concern when Ernie is made team leader at work; a cosmetics saleswoman (Hilary Duff) encourages Angie to lie to her clients. 2026-06-17 When Al can't pay the bills, he convinces Kelly to get a job in a diner. 2026-06-17 Al poses as a former rock star to gain entrance to a first-class airport lounge. 2026-06-17 Al and Peg discover they are short of money when shopping for a family burial plot. 2026-06-17 Bud's plans to move to college are dashed when his parents spend his scholarship money. 2026-06-17 To earn extra money for Christmas presents, Al becomes a department-store Santa. 2026-06-17 Everything goes wrong when the Bundys prepare to attend a cousin's wedding. 2026-06-17 When their accountant makes them feel guilty about their lack of charitable donations, Doug and Carrie decide to make a large donation to a school library. 2026-06-17 Doug hates Carrie's new hairstyle but can't bring himself to tell her the truth; Spence dreads an upcoming reunion with a former teacher. 2026-06-17 Carrie and Doug send Arthur to a psychiatrist (William Hurt), to whom he reveals his relationship with his father (Ben Stiller). 2026-06-18