KDDC-LD When Doug can't understand the difficulties Carrie faces when caring for Arthur, he takes over and learns the hard way. 2026-08-18 After Carrie tells Doug that it's okay for him to find other women attractive, he asks her to tell him which men she finds attractive. Unsurprisingly, this doesn't end well. 2026-08-18 While in a precarious position with a woman, Charlie injures his back and won't let Alan, a chiropractor, help him; after Alan drives Charlie to the doctor's office, Charlie is surprised to learn that his physician died four years ago, and a female, Dr. Michelle Talmadge, has replaced him; Berta teaches Jake a lesson. 2026-08-18 When a gay ad executive invites Charlie to a cocktail party, Charlie makes Alan go with him, as his gay partner. 2026-08-18 Alan asks one of Charlie's beautiful ex-girlfriends (Jeri Ryan) on a date, but while they are out he is tormented by thoughts of her with Charlie. 2026-08-18 When Charlie and Alan take their personal frustrations out on each other, Rose tries to help the brothers sort out their feelings. 2026-08-18 Max's online romance with a Chicago woman (Chloe Suazo) leads George to assume Max's identity to try to protect him from an online predator. 2026-08-18 George takes over planning a wedding for one of Angie's very high-maintenance clients (Eva Longoria) in order to prove he can do her job better than she can. 2026-08-18 Benny is furious when she discovers that George has rigged the results of a productivity contest at the factory against her. Upset because Angie agrees with Benny, George goes drinking with Ernie. 2026-08-18 George finds out the factory is moving to Mexico; Benny flees when the police want to question her about an old robbery; Angie awaits the results of a home pregnancy test. 2026-08-18 Roseanne bonds with the son (James Brolin) of her former boss and learns some shocking news about Lanford's future. 2026-08-18 Roseanne discovers an attraction to Edgar Wellman Jr. (James Brolin) and realizes he feels the same way about her. 2026-08-18 Fran (Fran Drescher) persuades Niles (Daniel Davis) to pose as her husband after her mother (Renee Taylor) tells their cousins she is married. 2026-08-18 While they are baking cookies, Grace becomes hysterical when Fran accidentally eats her imaginary friend. 2026-08-18 Fran is shocked to discover her anticipated Christmas bonus turns out to be a present instead of cash. 2026-08-18 Fran (Fran Drescher) becomes a bargaining chip when Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) tries to cast a soap star (Stephen Nichols) in a new play. 2026-08-18 Douglas is finally ready to introduce Olivia to his family, but he sets some ground rules to make sure Dottie plays nice. 2026-08-18 On Valentine's Day, when it comes to showing affection, Bob and Abishola have to find a way to meet each other in the middle. 2026-08-18 Cut up to half the cost of your monthly cell phone bill; same towers, same coverage, but a lot less money; it sounds great but is it too good to be true?; join myth-busting legend Kari Byron as she takes on Big Wireless to save you money. 2026-08-18 Trusted brand Jacuzzi Bath Remodel and interior designer Christina Hall share their secrets on how you can easily and affordably transform your bathroom into a gorgeous custom, safe, stylish space in 1 day! Call for a FREE quote & installation. 2026-08-18 A high-school student almost gives up on life after losing both legs in a motorcycle accident; Jonathan and Mark help an embittered, paralyzed athlete. 2026-08-18 A high-school student who lost his legs in an accident regains his will to live. With Michael Landon and Victor French. 2026-08-18 Malcolm is the only one not bitten by the love bug after eating Simone's (Michelle Hurd) chocolate cookies. 2026-08-18 Eddie takes over the wheel for his ailing friend -- a NASCAR driver -- and Malcolm inadvertently places a large bet on Eddie. 2026-08-18 Romeo (Merlin Santana) uses Sophia's (Tracy Vilar) painting to win first place in an art contest; Cedric (Cedric "The Entertainer") goes on a shopping spree. 2026-08-18 Romeo (Merlin Santana) insults Sophia (Tracy Vilar) and then scrambles to make amends before he can make romance at the dance. With Steve Harvey. 2026-08-18 To raise money for the team, Mark offers to let P.J. move in. 2026-08-18 Mark hurts his back on the eve of a big job interview; guest Mark Linn-Baker. 2026-08-18 Fran (Fran Drescher) panics while trying to find a date for her camp reunion, but the kids have a surprise for her. Guest star: Erik Estrada. 2026-08-18 Brighton (Benjamin Salisbury) finds his niche on Fran's mother's (Renee Taylor) canasta team. Stars: Fran Drescher. 2026-08-18 Upset over their breakup, David tattles on Darlene; to Roseanne's horror, she finds out that Darlene is experimenting with drugs! 2026-08-18 When Jackie spills the news that Becky and Mark are having sexual problems, Roseanne steps in to solve their dilemma; the situation snowballs when the men realize that no subject is sacred when it comes to their gossiping wives. 2026-08-18 Which one of the married Conner women did David have a sexy dream about?; there is a flurry of activity to figure out the who and the why. 2026-08-18 It's Roseanne's favorite holiday, Halloween, and Leon's planning a gay soirée at the diner; during the party, Roseanne is horrified to learn about a secret in Fred's past. 2026-08-18 George and Angie consider asking Jason to move out when they learn he and Carmen have become more intimate. 2026-08-18 George acts as Jason's sports agent when NFL quarterbacks Daunte Culpepper and Donovan McNabb stop by to draft Jason; Carmen and Los Lobos guitarist Cesar Rosas stir things up at George's family birthday bash. 2026-08-18 Disaster strikes when George's mom forgets about a lit cigarette. Carmen is determined to marry her boyfriend Jason and have a baby, much to George and Angie's dismay. 2026-08-18 Carmen insists that she and Jason get married and have a baby so they can stay together. 2026-08-18 Al is asked to pose as a centerfold when Peggy draws a cartoon of him that becomes a big hit in a women's magazine. 2026-08-18 Bud participates in a television dating game for nerds, with unexpected results. 2026-08-18 Peggy imagines herself a lady in distress and Al her pirate savior. 2026-08-18 After a theater cashier gives Al a senior citizen's discount, he becomes obsessed with age. 2026-08-18 Al becomes a hero when he stands up to a burglar who breaks into the Bundys' house. 2026-08-18 Al takes the family to the movies to celebrate Kelly's birthday. 2026-08-18 Doug sets up Stephanie with Carrie's boss so he can watch the Super Bowl on a high-definition television. 2026-08-18 Carrie and Doug (Leah Remini, Kevin James) discuss the real definition of infidelity when Doug sees Deacon (Victor Williams) with another woman. 2026-08-18 Deacon's recent separation forces Doug and Carrie to re-examine some things they may have taken for granted. 2026-08-19 Doug finds that working for a competitor isn't all it's cracked up to be after he quits his job; Carrie becomes a self-tanning cream addict. 2026-08-19 When Evelyn reads in the obituaries that her second husband, Harry, has died, she attends the funeral with Alan, then is furious to learn that Alan had kept in touch with Harry after the divorce. 2026-08-19 After taking a loan from Evelyn, Alan is guilted into double-dating with her, her new romantic interest and his daughter. 2026-08-19 Alan is reluctant to leave Jake with Evelyn for a sleepover visit until he finds himself partying with Charlie and a busload of beautiful female volleyball players. 2026-08-19 Charlie unknowingly sleeps with an elderly man's (Orson Bean) hot trophy wife. 2026-08-19 As Carmen prepares for college, Angie learns the family could be growing; Benny faces jail for a crime from her past. 2026-08-19 Angie maintains her story that she is pregnant to keep George from missing Carmen; Vic introduces his young fiancée to the family. 2026-08-19 The Lopez home and George's new media room suddenly become a bit more full when their niece, Veronica, and her freeloading boyfriend move in. 2026-08-19 Benny depends on George's testimony to free her from prison when her embittered mother, defense attorney and judge all turn against her. 2026-08-19 Roseanne and Dan take steps to reconcile; Darlene heads to the hospital. 2026-08-19 Doctors offer little hope when Darlene's baby is born prematurely, but Roseanne remains confident the baby will survive. 2026-08-19 When Maxwell's (Charles Shaughnessy) childhood nanny (Cloris Leachman) visits, she is appalled by Fran's (Fran Drescher) unique child-care methods. 2026-08-19 For her 30th birthday, Fran's mother gives her a cemetery plot as a gift to introduce her to an eligible funeral director. 2026-08-19 Fran casts Grace as the lead in the school pageant, but when Maxwell becomes the producer the girl develops stage fright. 2026-08-19 Maxwell's ex-girlfriend, a 1960s supermodel, decides that Maggie has what it takes and arranges a photo session. 2026-08-19 When Abishola brings Dele to work with her at the hospital, she discovers that her dream of him becoming a doctor might not become a reality; Kemi and Chukwuemeka's mothers bond when Ogechi slips in the bathtub. 2026-08-19 Dottie, Auntie Olu and Uncle Tunde must find a way to reconcile when they're forced to eat dinner together; Bob and Abishola have differing opinions on the progress of their relationship. 2026-08-19 Cut up to half the cost of your monthly cell phone bill; same towers, same coverage, but a lot less money; it sounds great but is it too good to be true?; join myth-busting legend Kari Byron as she takes on Big Wireless to save you money. 2026-08-19 Trusted brand Jacuzzi Bath Remodel and interior designer Christina Hall share their secrets on how you can easily and affordably transform your bathroom into a gorgeous custom, safe, stylish space in 1 day! Call for a FREE quote & installation. 2026-08-19 A greedy son (Jonathan Frakes) wants to institutionalize his eccentric father (Ron Moody), a construction tycoon. 2026-08-19 An actor (Daniel Davis) hires Jonathan and Mark to look after his estranged children (Bobby Jacoby, Emily Moultrie). 2026-08-19 Eddie coaches Malcolm's basketball team in an effort to impress Nicolette by beating her boyfriend's team. 2026-08-19 The guys discover that baby-sitting Eddie's infant cousin draws women. 2026-08-19 Romeo (Merlin Santana) must learn how to stand up to his father (Hector Maisonette); a mouse invades Steve and Cedric's (Steve Harvey, Cedric "The Entertainer") apartment. 2026-08-19 Sophia wins the role of Juliet in her school's production of "Romeo and Juliet," but Romeo is not chosen to play opposite her. 2026-08-19 Mark (Mark Curry) gives Tyler (Marquise Wilson) romantic advice; Vanessa (Holly Robinson) finds the man of her dreams (Kristoff St. John). 2026-08-19 Mark (Mark Curry) gets duped by a salesperson (Kellita Smith); Geneva (Saundra Quarterman) thinks Nicole (Raven-Symone) is a chess whiz. 2026-08-19 Mr. Sheffield (Charles Shaughnessy) asks Fran (Fran Drescher) to be guardian of his children in the event of his death. 2026-08-19 To help Maxwell's (Charles Shaughnessy) efforts to woo a playwright (Ray Stricklyn), Fran (Fran Drescher) offers to set the man up with a feisty woman. Guest star: Roger Clinton. 2026-08-19 D.J. is growing up, and Roseanne is having trouble loosening the apron strings; David finds that Darlene's planning to move in with her new boyfriend Jimmy. 2026-08-19 Roseanne and Jackie pay Darlene and her boyfriend (Danny Masterson) a surprise visit at college; Dan referees fights at home. 2026-08-19 Dan and Roseanne struggle with D.J.'s reluctance to kiss a girl in the school play. 2026-08-19 The Conner family gathers for Thanksgiving dinner; Dan and Roseanne plan to reveal the gender of the baby they are expecting. 2026-08-19 When Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa hears that George has been imitating him in order to bully a menacing biker, he decides to pay a visit. 2026-08-19 Rather than give in to Benny's incessant pleas to buy her a new car, George and Angie agree to drive her around town. 2026-08-19 When Benny's abusive comments and behavior grow worse, George finds it impossible to laugh things off and threatens make some big changes. 2026-08-19 George realizes how difficult it is to live with Ernie and his parents, so he convinces Ernie to get his own place. 2026-08-19 Peg's public complaints about Al's lovemaking make him a laughingstock. 2026-08-19 Al is forced to return to work when Peg spends his retirement money. 2026-08-19 After learning his stolen car is worth a measly $100, Al falsifies an insurance claim. 2026-08-19 The Bundy's newly married relative (Abraham Benrubi) learns his bride slept with Bud the day before their wedding. 2026-08-19 Al's ex-girlfriend (Vanna White), a cosmetics millionaire, offers Peggy $500,000 for one night with Al. 2026-08-19 Al's ego is damaged after Peg gets a chance to compete in a free-throw contest. 2026-08-19 Doug and Carrie have different opinions about Deacon and Kelly's separation and share them with each other. 2026-08-19 Doug dreams that he could solve all of his problems if he could assume the roles of vintage television characters. 2026-08-19 Doug's (Kevin James) parents bowl him over with an important request while on a brief layover in New York. 2026-08-20