WZTS-LD Doug and Carrie's romantic getaway is a nightmare when the owners of the bed-and-breakfast become too much to take. 2026-07-16 When Doug is not allowed to hold Danny's girlfriend's baby, Doug tries to persuade Carrie to have a child so he can get back at Danny. 2026-07-16 Walden juggles his two identities; Alan ends up alone on Christmas. 2026-07-16 Alan invests Walden's money in Kate's fashion line; leading a double life takes its toll on Walden. 2026-07-16 Alan and Walden go to Kate's fashion show in New York, so Walden can reveal the truth about his identity. 2026-07-16 Alan is faced with relationship trouble when he does not give Lyndsey a key to the beach house; Walden, Alan, Herb and Billy commiserate about relationships. 2026-07-16 Benny tries to reconcile with her dying brother in hopes of getting his Super Bowl tickets; George has trouble dealing with death. 2026-07-16 George gives Angie a disappointing Valentine's Day gift, triggering a flashback to high school in the 1980s when he painted a mural for her. 2026-07-16 Carmen's boyfriend spreads nasty rumors about her after she breaks up with him; George has a score to settle with a school counselor (guest star Steven R. Schirripa). 2026-07-16 George learns he has a half brother (Lou Diamond Phillips) when he tries to take out a loan for Carmen's private school. 2026-07-16 Darlene seeks advice from Dan and Becky but not Roseanne; Roseanne worries about passing a lie detector test. 2026-07-16 Crystal goes into labor, and Dan coaches her in the delivery room; Roseanne is delayed at the coffee shop. 2026-07-16 Fran's (Fran Drescher) trip to Hollywood takes a twist when she lands on the set of "Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman." With Charles Shaughnessy, Jane Seymour and Joe Lando. 2026-07-16 After seeing Maggie (Nicholle Tom) kissing a man, Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) wants to send her to a nunnery until Fran (Fran Drescher) steps in. With Daniel Davis. 2026-07-16 After learning her boyfriend's (Burke Moses) occupation, Fran (Fran Drescher) tries to break it off, but he will not let her go. With Charles Shaughnessy. 2026-07-16 When Fran (Fran Drescher) is a fashion "don't" in a magazine, Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) hires her to design costumes for a benefit. With Daniel Davis and Todd Oldham. 2026-07-16 Bob and Abishola try to help a sad and volatile Kemi, who, after being dumped by Chukwuemeka, struggles with the possibility that her happiest days might be behind her. 2026-07-16 When Abishola's ex-husband, Tayo, visits Detroit for work, everyone falls under his spell except Bob and Abishola, who know there must be more to his visit than he claims. 2026-07-16 Paid programming. 2026-07-16 Paid programming. 2026-07-16 Jonathan and Mark encourage a mentally challenged boy to compete in the Special Olympics. 2026-07-16 Jonathan and Mark help a young couple adopt a mentally challenged boy. 2026-07-16 Nicolette decides to try and have a child, but when she decides the sperm bank is too impersonal, she asks Malcolm. 2026-07-16 Malcolm and Eddie appear on a TV court show when Eddie accuses Malcolm of negligence after his hat collection is stolen. 2026-07-16 Steve leads Regina's teen-feminist discussion group; Cedric and Lovita socialize with another couple. 2026-07-16 On Cedric and Lovita's (Cedric "The Entertainer," Terri J. Vaughn) wedding day, Steve (Steve Harvey) and the groom find themselves locked in a basement. 2026-07-16 The Golden State Warriors basketball team offers Mark a tryout at the same time he is offered a full-time coaching job. 2026-07-16 Mark is excited about joining the Golden State Warriors until he hears the condition: a one-on-one game with Charles Barkley. 2026-07-16 Fran transforms a nerdy singer into a cool rapper so that he can audition for a part in Maxwell's new show. 2026-07-16 With many of her friends divorced and disagreement brewing with Maxwell, Fran worries about her pending nuptials. 2026-07-16 Dan and Roseanne celebrate an anniversary; Becky and Darlene are grounded. 2026-07-16 Roseanne expects a fight between Jackie and their mother (Estelle Parsons), but she is surprised instead. 2026-07-16 Dan's father announces his plans to marry Roseanne's best friend, Crystal. 2026-07-16 The Conners celebrate Darlene's wedding day; Darlene and Dan have another fight, but they reconcile immediately. 2026-07-16 Upset about being publicly humiliated at work, George downs a shot of tequila with the worm in it, which makes him hallucinate that he and Ernie are gay. 2026-07-16 George seeks help from a popular reality TV game show to expose Vic's cheating, gold-digging fiancée. 2026-07-16 When Angie gets concerned about losing her looks, George asks his gorgeous young niece to tone down her sex appeal. 2026-07-16 George's poor memory comes back to haunt him when Angie's mother passes away. 2026-07-16 Al is unable to buy Peggy an anniversary gift when he discovers his family has overcharged on his credit cards. 2026-07-16 Marcy and Steve offer to baby-sit the Bundy children for the weekend. 2026-07-16 Al takes Steve to his poker game, but Steve ends up losing his mortgage money. 2026-07-16 The Bundy family suffers when Peggy lands a job at a department store. 2026-07-16 Al spends time at a swinging co-worker's apartment after a spat with Peggy. 2026-07-16 Marcy is concerned when Al figures prominently in her dreams. 2026-07-16 Doug lets the attention go to his head when he gets anonymous e-mail from someone who saw him perform at a karaoke club. 2026-07-16 Doug and Carrie are confused when Deacon and Kelly are not interested in buying the house next door to theirs. 2026-07-16 Doug tries to capitalize on his mother's poker skills by having her help him win a high-stakes tournament; Spence helps Carrie lose her accent. 2026-07-17 Doug and the guys secretly rent an apartment above their favorite Chinese restaurant; Carrie goes to extremes to keep her newest client, Kirstie Alley, happy. 2026-07-17 When Jake brings his 36-year-old girlfriend home for a visit, Alan is concerned; Walden tries to hide something from Alan. 2026-07-17 Depressed on Valentine's Day, Walden tries to talk Kate into giving him another chance; Alan's holiday plans go south. 2026-07-17 When Walden runs into his ex and they start talking about getting back together, Alan worries that she is not good enough. 2026-07-17 After a fight with Walden, Alan decides to move in with Herb. 2026-07-17 Angie's sister (guest star Jacqueline Obradors) makes a pass at George. Emiliano Diez also guest stars. 2026-07-17 George has a crisis of conscience when he is asked to demote an employee because of his ethnic background. 2026-07-17 When Benny learns that George's father is wealthy, she concocts a get-rich-quick scheme that jeopardizes George's job. 2026-07-17 George and Angie invite ex-gang member Marisol to stay with them, but trouble erupts when she becomes a role model for Carmen. 2026-07-17 Mark turns to alcohol to solve his problems with Becky, and Dan lies to Roseanne to cover both their tracks. 2026-07-17 Roseanne is tired of being the disciplinarian; Becky and Darlene take Roseanne to the Beauty Box for Mother's Day. 2026-07-17 Fran (Fran Drescher) quits after Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) jumps to conclusions when she lights up to teach Maggie (Nicholle Tom) a lesson. 2026-07-17 Fran (Fran Drescher) calls in the cavalry, her grandmothers (Ann Guilbert, Marilyn Cooper), when her mother (Renee Taylor) decides to leave her father. 2026-07-17 Fran (Fran Drescher) devises a plan to test Val's (Rachel Chagall) new boyfriend's loyalties; C.C. (Lauren Lane) quits her job in a tantrum. With Charles Shaughnessy. 2026-07-17 When Fran (Fran Drescher) gets a valentine from a secret admirer, she assumes it is Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy). With Daniel Davis and Lauren Lane. 2026-07-17 As Abishola begins studying for medical school, she offends Gloria with an insensitive comment about Gloria's own journey of almost becoming a doctor; Tunde schools a reluctant Bob on the art of home repair while helping to fix his dishwasher. 2026-07-17 When Dottie moves her husband Max's urn into Bob and Abishola's living room, everyone is forced to confront their views on death and the afterlife; Goodwin pits Douglas and Kofo against each other in a battle for Dottie's vacant MaxDot office. 2026-07-17 Paid programming. 2026-07-17 Paid programming. 2026-07-17 A dog tries to lead Jonathan and Mark to his owners, a father and son trapped in a wrecked car. 2026-07-17 The father (Ernest Borgnine) of a dead veteran rebels when his son's Vietnamese family tries to immigrate. 2026-07-17 Nicolette proves to be the roommate from hell when she temporarily moves in with Malcolm and Eddie. 2026-07-17 Malcolm and Eddie go undercover when Mr. O, a menacing mobster, stops by the club to extort "protection" money. 2026-07-17 Steve and Regina set each other up with blind dates; Cedric's basketball game rituals drive the others crazy. 2026-07-17 Emotions boil over when Steve and Cedric (Steve Harvey, Cedric "The Entertainer") compete against Regina and Lovita (Wendy Raquel Robinson, Terri J. Vaughn) in a cooking contest. 2026-07-17 Mark and Robin (Mark Curry, Dawnn Lewis) try to help a talented student (Christopher Carter) choose between extracurricular basketball and music. 2026-07-17 Vanessa turns to Mark for help after she arranges a business dinner for her boss that he cancels at the last minute. 2026-07-17 Maxwell's father (Robert Vaughn) leaves his entire fortune to his secret love child, Concepción (Maria Conchita Alonso). With Fran Drescher and Charles Shaughnessy. 2026-07-17 Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) tells Fran (Fran Drescher) that she must sign a prenuptial agreement or the wedding will be canceled. Whoopi Goldberg and Ray Charles guest star. 2026-07-17 Jackie has a date in her apartment; Roseanne and Becky have an argument and Roseanne's discipline drives Becky to Jackie's front door. 2026-07-17 Rosie teaches Darlene's home economics class; the students get a life lesson and learn firsthand how to provide for a family when the money is always tight. 2026-07-17 Valentine's Day for the Conners is ruined when Dan forgets the occasion and Darlene gets her heart broken. 2026-07-17 When Jackie tries out for a part in the community theater, it is Roseanne who has to act fast. 2026-07-17 George and Angie decide to have "the talk" with Max when a sexual predator moves into the neighborhood. 2026-07-17 George and Angie hire a maid (guest star Barbara Eden) who quickly cooks and cleans her way into his heart. 2026-07-17 When Benny's love (Jerry Springer) returns to town, George builds a web of lies to keep them from reuniting. 2026-07-17 George and Angie make a bet to determine who can live more frugally. 2026-07-17 Delays at home threaten to keep Al and Peggy from attending the closing of their favorite restaurant. 2026-07-17 Peggy becomes the target of a tourist-hating ax killer (Vic Polizos) while on vacation in Florida. 2026-07-17 Peggy becomes the target of a tourist-hating ax killer (Vic Polizos) while on vacation in Florida. 2026-07-17 Al's accused of pilfering $1 million after he and Steve play poker in a bank vault. 2026-07-17 Miffed Marcy goes out on the town to an exotic dance club with Peggy. 2026-07-17 Marcy's wedding ring slips off as she stuffs money into the pants of a male exotic dancer (Bill Hussey). 2026-07-17 Spence pretends to be Carrie's husband at a work event when a client finds Doug to be disagreeable; Arthur's upset he isn't the center of attention. 2026-07-17 Doug fakes being injured so that Carrie, who feels responsible, will continue to tend to his every need and allow him to miss a dreaded wedding. 2026-07-17 Doug and Carrie are roped into helping out at their church; Arthur and Spence try to cash in by writing a Christmas song. 2026-07-18