WUSV-LD Rather than give in to Benny's incessant pleas to buy her a new car, George and Angie agree to drive her around town. 2026-08-19 When Benny's abusive comments and behavior grow worse, George finds it impossible to laugh things off and threatens make some big changes. 2026-08-19 George realizes how difficult it is to live with Ernie and his parents, so he convinces Ernie to get his own place. 2026-08-19 Peg's public complaints about Al's lovemaking make him a laughingstock. 2026-08-19 Al is forced to return to work when Peg spends his retirement money. 2026-08-19 After learning his stolen car is worth a measly $100, Al falsifies an insurance claim. 2026-08-19 The Bundy's newly married relative (Abraham Benrubi) learns his bride slept with Bud the day before their wedding. 2026-08-19 Al's ex-girlfriend (Vanna White), a cosmetics millionaire, offers Peggy $500,000 for one night with Al. 2026-08-19 Al's ego is damaged after Peg gets a chance to compete in a free-throw contest. 2026-08-19 Doug and Carrie have different opinions about Deacon and Kelly's separation and share them with each other. 2026-08-19 Doug dreams that he could solve all of his problems if he could assume the roles of vintage television characters. 2026-08-19 Doug's (Kevin James) parents bowl him over with an important request while on a brief layover in New York. 2026-08-20 Doug and Carrie's neighbor (Bryan Cranston) builds an aboveground pool that looks directly into their property. 2026-08-20 After Alan falls off the roof, Charlie volunteers to watch Jake for the weekend. 2026-08-20 Alan must see the school principal over a picture Jake drew of a schoolmate and calls Charlie to watch over the boy. 2026-08-20 Charlie organizes an intervention to keep Alan from reuniting with Judith. 2026-08-20 Berta moves into Charlie's house for a few days and plays one brother against the other. 2026-08-20 Upset about being publicly humiliated at work, George downs a shot of tequila with the worm in it, which makes him hallucinate that he and Ernie are gay. 2026-08-20 George seeks help from a popular reality TV game show to expose Vic's cheating, gold-digging fiancée. 2026-08-20 When Angie gets concerned about losing her looks, George asks his gorgeous young niece to tone down her sex appeal. 2026-08-20 George's poor memory comes back to haunt him when Angie's mother passes away. 2026-08-20 Jackie and Mark attend a women's wrestling match; D.J. is not prepared for sex. 2026-08-20 Two television programmers entice Roseanne to sell her life story; Bev unwittingly tells stories about Roseanne to a tabloid reporter. 2026-08-20 When a plumber brings his granddaughter along to fix the Sheffield's broken shower, Brighton gets his first kiss. 2026-08-20 After examining Grace for the flu, the doctor checks Fran's throat and schedules her for a tonsillectomy. 2026-08-20 The entire Sheffield household spends the weekend at Fran's parents' when they are stranded by a blizzard. 2026-08-20 Fran discovers that Maxwell's sister is secretly in love with the chauffeur even though she is engaged to a duke. 2026-08-20 With Dele's dream of becoming a doctor dashed, Bob, Abishola, Tayo and the rest of the family scramble to find him a new career path; when the pressure mounts, Dele turns to a surprising source for advice on dealing with his family. 2026-08-20 Abishola invites Bob to an intimate part of her life -- church; Kemi fights with Ogechi to be Chukwuemeka's favorite. 2026-08-20 Cut up to half the cost of your monthly cell phone bill; same towers, same coverage, but a lot less money; it sounds great but is it too good to be true?; join myth-busting legend Kari Byron as she takes on Big Wireless to save you money. 2026-08-20 See how a drug-free patch is helping people find relief-without medication. 2026-08-20 On a film set, Jonathan meets another angel (Al Ruscio), and Mark falls for an actress (Stella Stevens). 2026-08-20 Mark and Jonathan work as hotel bellhops to help a millionaire's son find meaning in his life; an unmotivated man must make decisions regarding his personal life. 2026-08-20 Malcolm acts as chef Simone's husband to fool her high-school nemesis. 2026-08-20 Malcolm ends up in the hospital after a fight with Eddie over switching bedrooms. 2026-08-20 Cedric (Cedric "The Entertainer") turns Steve (Steve Harvey) on to being a Big Brother, but it turns out to be more than Steve can handle. 2026-08-20 Steve's old singing group reunites for an awards show performance, but Cedric has to fill in when a member gets sick. 2026-08-20 Mark (Mark Curry) moonlights as a department store Santa; the house is robbed of every Christmas present. 2026-08-20 When his team starts to lose, Mark begins to doubt his coaching ability. 2026-08-20 When Fran (Fran Drescher) befriends an attractive male nanny (Christopher Rich), Mr. Sheffield (Charles Shaughnessy) reveals his possessive side. 2026-08-20 C.C.'s (Lauren Lane) dog is the main suspect when house guest Shari Lewis' (guest starring as herself) puppet Lamb Chop is missing. 2026-08-20 Dan and Roseanne are awaiting the results of the pregnancy; Dan tries to soothe and comfort Roseanne, but she feels misunderstood and thinks Dan would prefer she didn't have the baby. 2026-08-20 DJ's teacher asks Dan and Roseanne to come and talk to the school; she tells the Conners that she thinks DJ has a learning disability because he refuses to solve problems at the board. 2026-08-20 Dan and Roseanne see the neighbors from the bedroom window; Mark is confused because Becky regularly meets David for coffee and finally asks Darlene for help. 2026-08-20 Bev's thrown in jail for drinking and driving, and it's up to Roseanne and Jackie to bail her out; an apparent lack of judgment isn't Bev's only problem; in a shocking announcement, she admits that she's an alcoholic. 2026-08-20 Max witnesses a traumatic event at school, and it gives him chronic nightmares until George brings him to a counselor. 2026-08-20 When George peeks at a 10-year-old unopened letter from Angie, he discovers some secrets that they both may wish were never revealed. 2026-08-20 George's constant sarcasm about her age makes Benny self-conscious to the point that she decides to get overly large breast implants to compensate. 2026-08-20 George and Angie enter a fierce competition to determine who does more work in their marriage and around the house. 2026-08-20 Al helps an ex-girlfriend having gang trouble in the old neighborhood. 2026-08-20 Bud faces his cool alter ego when his latest attempt to impress women fails miserably. 2026-08-20 Al becomes too paranoid to enjoy his incredible lucky streak. 2026-08-20 Marcy finds a way to overcome her fear of public speaking, but the cure turns out to be worse than the illness. 2026-08-20 Kelly and Bud are forced to double-date after they purchase a new car. 2026-08-20 Al must prove his family really needs him or Death will banish him. 2026-08-20 Doug's (Kevin James) Uncle Stu (guest star Gavin MacLeod) talks him into helping his down-and-out cousin (guest star Gary Valentine) land a job at IPS. 2026-08-20 Carrie and Doug (Leah Remini, Kevin James) ponder a major readjustment after a night of passion leads to a surprise. 2026-08-20 Carrie and Doug (Leah Remini, Kevin James) ponder a major readjustment after a night of passion leads to a surprise. 2026-08-21