WUSV-LD Doug's (Kevin James) parents bowl him over with an important request while on a brief layover in New York. 2026-08-20 Doug and Carrie's neighbor (Bryan Cranston) builds an aboveground pool that looks directly into their property. 2026-08-20 After Alan falls off the roof, Charlie volunteers to watch Jake for the weekend. 2026-08-20 Alan must see the school principal over a picture Jake drew of a schoolmate and calls Charlie to watch over the boy. 2026-08-20 Charlie organizes an intervention to keep Alan from reuniting with Judith. 2026-08-20 Berta moves into Charlie's house for a few days and plays one brother against the other. 2026-08-20 Upset about being publicly humiliated at work, George downs a shot of tequila with the worm in it, which makes him hallucinate that he and Ernie are gay. 2026-08-20 George seeks help from a popular reality TV game show to expose Vic's cheating, gold-digging fiancée. 2026-08-20 When Angie gets concerned about losing her looks, George asks his gorgeous young niece to tone down her sex appeal. 2026-08-20 George's poor memory comes back to haunt him when Angie's mother passes away. 2026-08-20 Jackie and Mark attend a women's wrestling match; D.J. is not prepared for sex. 2026-08-20 Two television programmers entice Roseanne to sell her life story; Bev unwittingly tells stories about Roseanne to a tabloid reporter. 2026-08-20 When a plumber brings his granddaughter along to fix the Sheffield's broken shower, Brighton gets his first kiss. 2026-08-20 After examining Grace for the flu, the doctor checks Fran's throat and schedules her for a tonsillectomy. 2026-08-20 The entire Sheffield household spends the weekend at Fran's parents' when they are stranded by a blizzard. 2026-08-20 Fran discovers that Maxwell's sister is secretly in love with the chauffeur even though she is engaged to a duke. 2026-08-20 With Dele's dream of becoming a doctor dashed, Bob, Abishola, Tayo and the rest of the family scramble to find him a new career path; when the pressure mounts, Dele turns to a surprising source for advice on dealing with his family. 2026-08-20 Abishola invites Bob to an intimate part of her life -- church; Kemi fights with Ogechi to be Chukwuemeka's favorite. 2026-08-20 Cut up to half the cost of your monthly cell phone bill; same towers, same coverage, but a lot less money; it sounds great but is it too good to be true?; join myth-busting legend Kari Byron as she takes on Big Wireless to save you money. 2026-08-20 See how a drug-free patch is helping people find relief-without medication. 2026-08-20 On a film set, Jonathan meets another angel (Al Ruscio), and Mark falls for an actress (Stella Stevens). 2026-08-20 Mark and Jonathan work as hotel bellhops to help a millionaire's son find meaning in his life; an unmotivated man must make decisions regarding his personal life. 2026-08-20 Malcolm acts as chef Simone's husband to fool her high-school nemesis. 2026-08-20 Malcolm ends up in the hospital after a fight with Eddie over switching bedrooms. 2026-08-20 Cedric (Cedric "The Entertainer") turns Steve (Steve Harvey) on to being a Big Brother, but it turns out to be more than Steve can handle. 2026-08-20 Steve's old singing group reunites for an awards show performance, but Cedric has to fill in when a member gets sick. 2026-08-20 Mark (Mark Curry) moonlights as a department store Santa; the house is robbed of every Christmas present. 2026-08-20 When his team starts to lose, Mark begins to doubt his coaching ability. 2026-08-20 When Fran (Fran Drescher) befriends an attractive male nanny (Christopher Rich), Mr. Sheffield (Charles Shaughnessy) reveals his possessive side. 2026-08-20 C.C.'s (Lauren Lane) dog is the main suspect when house guest Shari Lewis' (guest starring as herself) puppet Lamb Chop is missing. 2026-08-20 Dan and Roseanne are awaiting the results of the pregnancy; Dan tries to soothe and comfort Roseanne, but she feels misunderstood and thinks Dan would prefer she didn't have the baby. 2026-08-20 DJ's teacher asks Dan and Roseanne to come and talk to the school; she tells the Conners that she thinks DJ has a learning disability because he refuses to solve problems at the board. 2026-08-20 Dan and Roseanne see the neighbors from the bedroom window; Mark is confused because Becky regularly meets David for coffee and finally asks Darlene for help. 2026-08-20 Bev's thrown in jail for drinking and driving, and it's up to Roseanne and Jackie to bail her out; an apparent lack of judgment isn't Bev's only problem; in a shocking announcement, she admits that she's an alcoholic. 2026-08-20 Max witnesses a traumatic event at school, and it gives him chronic nightmares until George brings him to a counselor. 2026-08-20 When George peeks at a 10-year-old unopened letter from Angie, he discovers some secrets that they both may wish were never revealed. 2026-08-20 George's constant sarcasm about her age makes Benny self-conscious to the point that she decides to get overly large breast implants to compensate. 2026-08-20 George and Angie enter a fierce competition to determine who does more work in their marriage and around the house. 2026-08-20 Al helps an ex-girlfriend having gang trouble in the old neighborhood. 2026-08-20 Bud faces his cool alter ego when his latest attempt to impress women fails miserably. 2026-08-20 Al becomes too paranoid to enjoy his incredible lucky streak. 2026-08-20 Marcy finds a way to overcome her fear of public speaking, but the cure turns out to be worse than the illness. 2026-08-20 Kelly and Bud are forced to double-date after they purchase a new car. 2026-08-20 Al must prove his family really needs him or Death will banish him. 2026-08-20 Doug's (Kevin James) Uncle Stu (guest star Gavin MacLeod) talks him into helping his down-and-out cousin (guest star Gary Valentine) land a job at IPS. 2026-08-20 Carrie and Doug (Leah Remini, Kevin James) ponder a major readjustment after a night of passion leads to a surprise. 2026-08-20 Carrie and Doug (Leah Remini, Kevin James) ponder a major readjustment after a night of passion leads to a surprise. 2026-08-21 Doug uses a two-for-one coupon to give Carrie a gift of corneal surgery which results in her temporary blindness. 2026-08-21 Charlie responds inappropriately to a woman's declaration of love, and Rose says his inability to have a long-lasting relationship is due to unresolved issues with his mother. 2026-08-21 Charlie likes dating Isabella (Jodi Lyn O'Keefe), a wild, sexually uninhibited woman, until she threatens to put a curse on his manhood. 2026-08-21 Rose's father (Martin Sheen) confronts Charlie about his intentions toward Rose. 2026-08-21 Charlie cons Jake into taking ballet lessons in order to get close to the teacher. 2026-08-21 George and Angie decide to have "the talk" with Max when a sexual predator moves into the neighborhood. 2026-08-21 George and Angie hire a maid (guest star Barbara Eden) who quickly cooks and cleans her way into his heart. 2026-08-21 When Benny's love (Jerry Springer) returns to town, George builds a web of lies to keep them from reuniting. 2026-08-21 George and Angie make a bet to determine who can live more frugally. 2026-08-21 Roseanne and Dan are surprised by the arrival of Dan's mom, who has been released from a psychiatric hospital. 2026-08-21 Roseanne and Dan adjust to living under the same roof with Darlene and her two children; Becky announces she is going to be a surrogate to make extra money. 2026-08-21 Fran's (Fran Drescher) altercation in the park with a theater critic's (Eric Braeden) son threatens the success of Max's (Charles Shaughnessy) new play. 2026-08-21 Fran returns to school to help Maggie pass her gymnastics final and encounters her high-school gym teacher. 2026-08-21 C.C.'s feelings are hurt when her estranged father visits and invites Fran to a concert instead of her. 2026-08-21 Fran (Fran Drescher) is torn between her loyalty to the Sheffields and a proposal from her ex-boyfriend (Jonathan Penner). With Charles Shaughnessy. 2026-08-21 When a charismatic new pastor joins the congregation, Abishola takes a new interest in church; after Dottie gives out bonuses to upper management, but not Goodwin, Bob must do what he can to make sure he doesn't lose his best employee. 2026-08-21 Bob's past and present collide when his ex-wife is admitted to Abishola's hospital; Christina recruits Kofo for a project to rename the sock colors. 2026-08-21 Kills 99% of Bacteria, Viruses, and Germs with Steam! The 5-in-1 Lightweight, Fast, Powerful, And Completely Chemical Free Steam Cleaner! Lift and remove dirt and stains all around the home! 2026-08-21 Cut up to half the cost of your monthly cell phone bill; same towers, same coverage, but a lot less money; it sounds great but is it too good to be true?; join myth-busting legend Kari Byron as she takes on Big Wireless to save you money. 2026-08-21 Car salesman Honest Eddy (Geoffrey Lewis) plans an expansion, which threatens a local orphanage at Christmas. 2026-08-21 Investigating a friend's death, Mark encounters drug smugglers; guests Michael Bowen, Lee Bryant. 2026-08-21 Friends try to reconcile the feuding Malcolm and Eddie by getting them to take a look at their shared past. 2026-08-21 Malcolm's sister Maura (JoNell Kennedy) comes to stay when she gets fired and dumped in the same week. 2026-08-21 Steve's mother (guest star Isabel Sanford) comes to town for Thanksgiving and pressures her son (Steve Harvey) to settle down. With Merlin Santana. 2026-08-21 Steve and Cedric must prove their skill as pool players when Romeo and Bullethead lose school funds to some hustlers. 2026-08-21 Mark breaks up with Denise in order to get more control over his life. 2026-08-21 After refusing to take Nicole (Raven-Symoné) to the circus, Mark (Mark Curry) is caught in a lie and is subsequently grounded. 2026-08-21 When Maggie's (Nicholle Tom) social life clashes with her job as a candy striper, Fran (Fran Drescher) comes to the rescue. 2026-08-21 Niles (Daniel Davis) does a different kind of job for Mr. Sheffield (Charles Shaughnessy) when he sings at a backers' audition. 2026-08-21 Roseanne soon tires of the special treatment she receives after feigning sickness; Bev makes a shocking confession to Jackie. 2026-08-21 D.J.'s bizarre behavior leads to clashes between Roseanne and Jackie, and Darlene and Becky. 2026-08-21 Roseanne gets David to paint a wall in the diner; Jackie complains to Fred that their sex life has become predictable. 2026-08-21 While Roseanne's away, Dan is burdened with the knowledge that Jackie is going dancing with a man other than Fred. 2026-08-21 George tells a little lie to avoid visiting Angie's family for the holidays but regrets it when he spends Christmas alone. 2026-08-21 George enrolls in college to set a positive example for Max after he catches the boy skipping school. 2026-08-21 George drops out of school when it gets tough, but he finds it hard to hide that fact from the family when his professor (Ming-Na) drops by to check on him. 2026-08-21 When Max starts wetting the bed, the family learns he needs surgery that will help him avoid kidney disease in the future. 2026-08-21 Al tries to convince Aaron (Hill Harper), his newly hired shoe salesman, that he should not get married. 2026-08-21 Al forms a woman-hating club and decides to take over a female-oriented talk show. 2026-08-21 Al and Jefferson concoct a wild scheme to worm their way out of attending a play with their wives. 2026-08-21 Buck runs away from home and ends up on death row in the pound. 2026-08-21 A minor mishap at the hospital causes Al pain whenever he is aroused. 2026-08-21 Al and Peggy desperately search for a channel not showing "It's a Wonderful Life.". 2026-08-21 In an effort to spend more time with Carrie, Doug hires someone (Nicole Sullivan) to take Arthur for a walk three times a week. 2026-08-21 Doug and Carrie's friendship with Deacon and Kelly is tested after Doug is distracted and backs into their car. 2026-08-21 Doug prepares to break the record for the most consecutive deliveries without incident; Arthur asks Holly to play in Scrabble tournament. 2026-08-22