WUSV-LD Doug runs into a business acquaintance while bringing Arthur to the hospital for heart surgery; Carrie discovers an old college acceptance letter. 2026-08-25 Carrie asks Doug to be a witness at her boss's trial, but then fears he won't be professional in the courtroom. 2026-08-25 Charlie has to deal with the challenges of a committed relationship that doesn't revolve around sex when he starts dating Mia. 2026-08-25 Charlie plans a romantic date with Mia in hopes of consummating their relationship; Alan starts dating Charlie's most recent ex-girlfriend. 2026-08-25 When Charlie finds he can no longer handle the healthy lifestyle that Mia has imposed on him, he sneaks cigars, beer and burgers into the garage. 2026-08-25 Alan tries to avoid bringing his sexy 22-year-old girlfriend to Jake's birthday party. 2026-08-25 The family's new neighbor decorates his front lawn with an offensive art display; an old friend takes an interest in George and Angie's niece. 2026-08-25 Vic wants George to play in a father-son golf tournament against a longtime rival and his son, Oscar de la Hoya. 2026-08-25 When Max breaks George's computer, he decides to teach Max the value of a buck by making him pay for it by working at the factory with him. But the plan backfires when Max decides college isn't for him. 2026-08-25 When the factory is bought out by someone who plans on moving the plant to Mexico, George goes to bat for his employees, until the new owner presents him with a very lucrative offer. 2026-08-25 Darlene and David bring home their baby girl. 2026-08-25 The Conners and friends gather when Darlene and David bring home their baby girl. 2026-08-25 A millionaire (Efrem Zimbalist Jr.) invites Fran (Fran Drescher) to go to dinner with him -- in Paris. 2026-08-25 Fran's anniversary as a nanny for the Sheffields is coming up, but Maxwell seems to have forgotten all about it; Gracie visits a nursing home. 2026-08-25 Fran is arrested on kidnapping charges when she brings home a baby who she believes has been abandoned. 2026-08-25 Fran lands the lead in an off-Broadway production of "Romeo and Juliet" and Maxwell is forced to care for the children. 2026-08-25 Bob reconsiders his future at MaxDot and seeks advice from an unexpected source; Abishola questions Bob's erratic behavior. 2026-08-25 Dottie makes an unexpected connection when she meets a fellow stroke survivor at physical therapy; Bob and Douglas try to keep tabs on Christina while she's away at an emotional wellness spa. 2026-08-25 Cut up to half the cost of your monthly cell phone bill; same towers, same coverage, but a lot less money; it sounds great but is it too good to be true?; join myth-busting legend Kari Byron as she takes on Big Wireless to save you money. 2026-08-25 Trusted brand Jacuzzi Bath Remodel and interior designer Christina Hall share their secrets on how you can easily and affordably transform your bathroom into a gorgeous custom, safe, stylish space in 1 day! Call for a FREE quote & installation. 2026-08-25 An 11-year-old child actress manipulates parents and co-workers. 2026-08-25 A widow will lose her home to corporate developers unless neighbors step up to help. 2026-08-25 Malcolm and Eddie reconsider their bachelorhood when they learn of an old friend's upcoming marriage. 2026-08-25 Unexpected guests cause problems at a surprise party for Marcus (Charlie Robinson). 2026-08-25 Steve and the Hi-Tops celebrate the engagement of Steve's former road manager by throwing a bachelor party. 2026-08-25 A young woman claims Steve (Steve Harvey) is her father, which he accepts, until he learns what she's really after. 2026-08-25 The truth about Mark's (Mark Curry) heroics comes out when the mayor presents him with an award. Oakland Mayor Elihu Harris portrays himself. 2026-08-25 Earvin (Omar Gooding) misunderstands Mark's (Mark Curry) advice and decides to elope. 2026-08-25 Fran (Fran Drescher) accepts a marriage proposal from a doctor (Ian Buchanan), but the groom-to-be vanishes. With Charles Shaughnessy. 2026-08-25 Fran's (Fran Drescher) exciting plans for Maggie's (Nicholle Tom) Sweet Sixteen party go awry because of family antagonisms. With Renee Taylor. 2026-08-25 Roseanne and Dan relate D.J.'s acceptance of a domineering girlfriend to their marriage; Fred and Jackie see a marriage counselor (Ellen DeGeneres). 2026-08-25 Roseanne plays matchmaker with Darlene and David, while D.J.'s insect experiments are attracting more than bugs. 2026-08-25 Pregnant Roseanne's nesting instinct disrupts the household's routine. 2026-08-25 Dan fantasizes that the whole family is marooned on an island with Gilligan and his friends in a tribute to the 1960s TV series. 2026-08-25 Max's online romance with a Chicago woman (Chloe Suazo) leads George to assume Max's identity to try to protect him from an online predator. 2026-08-25 George takes over planning a wedding for one of Angie's very high-maintenance clients (Eva Longoria) in order to prove he can do her job better than she can. 2026-08-25 Benny is furious when she discovers that George has rigged the results of a productivity contest at the factory against her. Upset because Angie agrees with Benny, George goes drinking with Ernie. 2026-08-25 George finds out the factory is moving to Mexico; Benny flees when the police want to question her about an old robbery; Angie awaits the results of a home pregnancy test. 2026-08-25 When Marcy confronts Jefferson about his past, she is shocked to learn he is in a witness protection program. 2026-08-25 Al turns to the leader (Waylon Jennings) of a men's movement when he needs help dealing with feminists. 2026-08-25 A radio show will give Peg $1,000 to seduce Al during lunch hour. 2026-08-25 Al and Kelly try to win money by becoming contestants on a sports trivia show. 2026-08-25 While trying to return an item, Al is trapped in a department store. 2026-08-25 Al is required to carpool with women from one of the mall's lingerie stores. 2026-08-25 Doug and his friends become victims of reality TV when Doug sets up a camera in the basement to keep an eye on Arthur. 2026-08-25 Doug and Carrie experience a flashback to their wedding day after finding a piece of wedding cake in their freezer. 2026-08-25 Doug spoils Carrie's plans for a romantic weekend when he organizes an outing to Atlantic City; his boss ends up joining them. 2026-08-26 The holidays and Doug's parents descend on the household as Doug and Carrie attempt to conceive a baby. 2026-08-26 Charlie boycotts an advertising awards banquet, having lost several years in a row to his nemesis, Archie (Jon Lovitz). 2026-08-26 Alan gets into financial trouble because he keeps paying the expenses of his young girlfriend, Kandi. 2026-08-26 Kandi moves in with Alan, causing tension in the house, since Charlie is having a dry spell with women. 2026-08-26 Charlie sleeps with Kandi's mother, as Alan tries to win her daughter back; Kandi arranges a date between her father and Judith. 2026-08-26 A manager for an airplane-parts factory deals with his insensitive mother in all aspects of his life. 2026-08-26 George pretends to be Carmen online to find out what's really going to happen at a party she's going to with her first boyfriend. 2026-08-26 Angie plans a surprise birthday party for George; an accident-prone employee (Sandra Bullock) returns to work at the factory. 2026-08-26 George and Benny try to fill jailed Jim's spot in a carpool; George tests Max's street smarts with devious tricks. 2026-08-26 Darlene's son is bullied at school; Becky invites Andrea over to meet the family. 2026-08-26 Roseanne's clash with Darlene over her parenting reaches a breaking point; Dan tries to help Roseanne with her bad knee by getting her an elevator chair. 2026-08-26 Fran (Fran Drescher) poses as Maxwell's (Charles Shaughnessy) business partner to convince a millionaire (Wallace Shawn) to invest in his play. 2026-08-26 Fran dresses in drag to crash a men's club in order to stop Mr. Sheffield from using her boyfriend's stock tip. 2026-08-26 Fran and C.C. (Fran Drescher, Lauren Lane) become trapped in the wine cellar during Fran's mother's (Renee Taylor) 50th birthday bash. 2026-08-26 Child star Jack Walker decides to give up show business when Fran tells him he should be doing the things normal children do. 2026-08-26 After Bob takes a step back from his busy work life, he decides to buy a boat to enjoy during his free time; a newspaper comes to MaxDot to interview Goodwin. 2026-08-26 Bob enlists Tunde's help to buy an engagement ring, but his plans to propose to Abishola are upended by her belief that a traditional marriage is more trouble than it's worth. 2026-08-26 Cut up to half the cost of your monthly cell phone bill; same towers, same coverage, but a lot less money; it sounds great but is it too good to be true?; join myth-busting legend Kari Byron as she takes on Big Wireless to save you money. 2026-08-26 A widower (Lew Ayres) pines away in a rest home, until his grandson and Jonathan give him jogging shoes. 2026-08-26 Guilt plagues a policeman who shot a teenager brandishing an empty gun. 2026-08-26 Malcolm's plan to renovate McGee's hits a snag when the contractor he hires knows Eddie from the Navy. 2026-08-26 Tim agrees to help Malcolm find a doctor to remove his tattoo, as long as Malcolm takes Tim's sister out on a date. 2026-08-26 When a smooth talker tries to take advantage of Regina, Steve tries to protect her; Cedric hides a rival school's mascot. 2026-08-26 Regina pretends to have a husband to impress an old schoolmate; Steve and his students are stranded in an airport. 2026-08-26 Mark's (Mark Curry) superstitious aunt (guest star Saundra Quarterman) visits and claims that he and Vanessa (Holly Robinson) are meant for each other. 2026-08-26 Geneva's (Saundra Quarterman) dull boyfriend tags along on Mark's (Mark Curry) birthday celebration; Nicole (Raven-Symoné) hides a kitten. 2026-08-26 Fran (Fran Drescher) decides to share an apartment with Val (Rachel Chagall) when she feels stressed out. With Charles Shaughnessy, Daniel Davis. 2026-08-26 Fran's (Fran Drescher) reaction to the news that her ex is engaged lands her in Shoppers Anonymous. With Charles Shaughnessy, Daniel Davis. 2026-08-26 Hostesses Becky and Darlene disagree over Roseanne's baby shower. 2026-08-26 Jackie has it out with Roseanne when she doesn't follow specific dietary instructions for Andy. 2026-08-26 A new restaurant opens up across the street from the Lunch Box; while Jackie is worried sick, Roseanne seems unconcerned. 2026-08-26 Roseanne and Dan would like to go out one more time before the baby comes; when there is no more room in the restaurant of the Grand-Hotel, they soon get mixed up with the guests of a Bar Mitzvah celebration. 2026-08-26 As Carmen prepares for college, Angie learns the family could be growing; Benny faces jail for a crime from her past. 2026-08-26 Angie maintains her story that she is pregnant to keep George from missing Carmen; Vic introduces his young fiancée to the family. 2026-08-26 The Lopez home and George's new media room suddenly become a bit more full when their niece, Veronica, and her freeloading boyfriend move in. 2026-08-26 Benny depends on George's testimony to free her from prison when her embittered mother, defense attorney and judge all turn against her. 2026-08-26 After losing Marcy's money in a stock deal, Jefferson tries to raise the cash by betting on a football game. 2026-08-26 Trouble follows when Al gives a model a free pair of '70s-style shoes in exchange for an advertisement. 2026-08-26 Al discovers he has to retake a driving test and finds Bud is his instructor from hell. 2026-08-26 Kelly lands a job as a spokesmodel only to realize that her career isn't the only thing "breaking out.". 2026-08-26 Marcy's niece Amber moves to Chicago to learn some Midwestern values, but she ends up hitting it off with Bud instead. 2026-08-26 Al kicks a woman out of his shoe store when he becomes disgusted at her breast-feeding her baby in front of him. 2026-08-26 Spence's new girlfriend Becky, a trainee chef, leads Doug into temptation with her culinary delights, to the annoyance of Carrie. 2026-08-26 Doug becomes addicted to the nightlife after he agrees to go club hopping with Deacon to help snap him out of his depression. 2026-08-26 Doug and Carrie sneak off to New Orleans after having promised his cousins they would never travel there without them. 2026-08-27