WUSV-LD Charlie behaves strangely after an evening with his mother; Alan's date (Janeane Garofalo) reacts oddly after making love. 2026-08-31 Charlie lets Alan set him up with a woman his own age. 2026-08-31 Although Charlie is getting closer to Linda, he begins to see Rose's face wherever he looks. 2026-08-31 Charlie has to entertain his girlfriend's 4-year-old son; Alan becomes a human guinea pig. 2026-08-31 Charlie's girlfriend is embarrassed to be seen with him; Jake sneaks out to go to a concert. 2026-08-31 Charlie and Alan butt heads over Alan's place in the house, prompting Alan and Jake to move in with Evelyn. 2026-08-31 Charlie finds success as a children's singing star, which makes Alan miserable. 2026-08-31 After Evelyn and Teddy become engaged, Charlie struggles to fight his attraction to Teddy's daughter, Courtney, Charlie's soon-to-be stepsister. 2026-08-31 Having moved his family back to his hometown of Briarton, Ga., Jeff is upset when his wife, Karen, seems unimpressed with everything. 2026-08-31 When Big Jim's girlfriend kicks him out, he quickly finds another, leaving Jeff baffled as to what attracts women to his dad. 2026-08-31 Karen invites Bill's ex-wife to dinner, and Jeff gets too much information about his best friend's failed marriage. 2026-08-31 Florus is dismayed to find out that the real purpose of the guys-only hunting trip Jeff arranged is to play cards and eat junk food. 2026-08-31 Herman is given a tryout by Leo Durocher after his mighty drive sends a baseball sailing out of the ballpark. 2026-08-31 Herman is convinced that a television competition is fixed, until he wins free membership at an exclusive country club. 2026-08-31 When Bob accidentally reveals Morenike is gay, Abishola and Kemi are forced to defend her against their church, and even their own families; Douglas comes clean to Olivia about not being poor. 2026-08-31 Bob is surprised when Abishola's medical school plans include going to Baltimore -- with or without him. 2026-08-31 As Murdoch investigates the murder of an elite athlete who gets impaled by a javelin, Hart and Arthur plot her father's demise. 2026-08-31 Trusted brand Jacuzzi Bath Remodel and interior designer Christina Hall share their secrets on how you can easily and affordably transform your bathroom into a gorgeous custom, safe, stylish space in 1 day! Call for a FREE quote & installation. 2026-08-31 Cut up to half the cost of your monthly cell phone bill; same towers, same coverage, but a lot less money; it sounds great but is it too good to be true?; join myth-busting legend Kari Byron as she takes on Big Wireless to save you money. 2026-08-31 Fran (Fran Drescher) quits after Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) jumps to conclusions when she lights up to teach Maggie (Nicholle Tom) a lesson. 2026-08-31 Fran (Fran Drescher) calls in the cavalry, her grandmothers (Ann Guilbert, Marilyn Cooper), when her mother (Renee Taylor) decides to leave her father. 2026-08-31 Fran (Fran Drescher) devises a plan to test Val's (Rachel Chagall) new boyfriend's loyalties; C.C. (Lauren Lane) quits her job in a tantrum. With Charles Shaughnessy. 2026-08-31 When Fran (Fran Drescher) gets a valentine from a secret admirer, she assumes it is Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy). With Daniel Davis and Lauren Lane. 2026-08-31 The Bundys' autumn vacation plans go awry when they are caught in a huge traffic jam. 2026-08-31 Al and Kelly fake illnesses to get out of visiting Peg's mother. 2026-08-31 When Bud gets his driver's license and Al's insurance goes up, he cancels his policy. 2026-08-31 Al's softball team benches him in favor of a younger player (Dan Blom). 2026-08-31 Carrie becomes obsessed with trying to convince the new neighbors that she and Doug don't constantly fight. 2026-08-31 Team leader Carrie grows frustrated with her drab work group; Doug begins relying on Arthur's company in order to fall asleep. 2026-08-31 A family feud erupts when the Conners learn that Darlene has refused a job that pays very well. 2026-08-31 Becky considers making changes to her life after telling Roseanne how unhappy she is. 2026-08-31 Nana Mary's (Shelley Winters) visit with a box of toys takes Roseanne and Jackie on a trip down memory lane. 2026-08-31 Dan weighs a business opportunity; Jackie fears her new computer. 2026-08-31 Dan announces his job in the workshop and gets a pretty good compensation; instead of paying off the debts or saving money, Roseanne plans a holiday with the whole family; the goal is Disney World in Florida. 2026-08-31 The Conner family goes to Disney World; Rosanne becomes an expert in ordering room service; the park has a profound effect on Roseanne's usually complaining brood. 2026-08-31 George teaches Max to play the guitar but regrets it when Max moves on without him and joins a rock band. 2026-08-31 When she cannot smoke, Benny's nicotine withdrawal symptoms drive George to self-destructive behavior. 2026-08-31 The family's new neighbor decorates his front lawn with an offensive art display; an old friend takes an interest in George and Angie's niece. 2026-08-31 Vic wants George to play in a father-son golf tournament against a longtime rival and his son, Oscar de la Hoya. 2026-08-31 A mad search ensues after Buck buries Peg's belated anniversary present somewhere in the backyard. 2026-08-31 Al realizes his worst nightmare when the Bundys and D'Arcys go on a dream vacation to the Caribbean. 2026-08-31 The Bundys and D'Arcys try to save their lives, as well as their sanity, after being forced onto a lifeboat. 2026-08-31 Peggy and Marcy have to find a way home after Al forgets to pick them up from a bingo tournament. 2026-08-31 The Bundys are filled with excitement when Kelly is showered with extravagant gifts they think are from a rich secret admirer. 2026-08-31 Bud's attitude and lifestyle change after he becomes involved in a study of human sexuality. 2026-08-31 Doug agrees to try out for a semiprofessional football league if Kirby will stay with peewee football. 2026-08-31 Carrie's prayer for a raise is miraculously answered while in church, prompting her and Doug to start asking God to grant wishes. 2026-08-31 Carrie gives Doug's therapist (guest star Dave Foley) a laundry list of bad habits to work on. Arthur fights an addiction to nasal spray. 2026-09-01 Carrie baby-sits for the boss' son; Doug tries to make friends with the new shoe girl (Rachel Dratch) at the bowling alley. 2026-09-01 Charlie must decide between his fiancée, Chelsea, and his former girlfriend, Mia. 2026-09-01 Charlie regrets allowing Alan's girlfriend to move in when the bachelor pad is suddenly overrun by women. 2026-09-01 Alan cares for Judith's baby and her tipsy mother; Jake uses an incriminating picture to blackmail Charlie. 2026-09-01 Alan takes a job working for Evelyn; Charlie must mend Chelsea and Jake's rocky relationship. 2026-09-01 Angie's parents visit for Christmas and continue to make George feel like he is not good enough for their daughter. 2026-09-01 Benny's bathroom is falling apart, and Angie tries to convince George that if he fixes it up for her, she'll be grateful to him for once in his life. 2026-09-01 Benny tries to reconcile with her dying brother in hopes of getting his Super Bowl tickets; George has trouble dealing with death. 2026-09-01 George gives Angie a disappointing Valentine's Day gift, triggering a flashback to high school in the 1980s when he painted a mural for her. 2026-09-01 David takes a job at a bizarre amusement park so he can escape the Conner household; while working there, he must always be cheerful and tidy. 2026-09-01 Darlene is pregnant and wants to marry David; Roseanne and Dan are shocked and have very different reactions to Darlene and David's big news. 2026-09-01 A cosmetics saleswoman from Queens (Fran Drescher) is hired to care for the children of a widowed, upscale Broadway producer (Charles Shaughnessy). 2026-09-01 When Brighton (Benjamin Salisbury) is caught smoking at school, Fran (Fran Drescher) thinks it might be her fault. Carol Channing appears as herself. 2026-09-01 Fran gets an etiquette lesson from Niles and Maxwell so she can hold a mother-daughter tea for Maggie. 2026-09-01 Tension arises after Fran (Fran Drescher) chaperones Maggie (Nicholle Tom) on a date and the young man (Jimmy Marsden) becomes interested in Fran. 2026-09-01 Abishola turns to Gloria and Kemi when Bob mortgages their home to pay for a new factory space; Kemi worries that she and Chukwuemeka are losing their spark. 2026-09-01 Abishola worries that Bob's privileged lifestyle is starting to rub off on Dele; a new robot vacuum brings Tunde joy, but begins to make Olu feel insecure. 2026-09-01 Trusted brand Jacuzzi Bath Remodel and interior designer Christina Hall share their secrets on how you can easily and affordably transform your bathroom into a gorgeous custom, safe, stylish space in 1 day! Call for a FREE quote & installation. 2026-09-01 Join Connie Craig-Carroll and health visionary Ken Meares as they uncover OmegaXL, the groundbreaking natural supplement transforming lives by tackling joint pain and inflammation. 2026-09-01 Fran is going crazy because her foot model reunion is coming up, and her feet went up an entire shoe size. 2026-09-01 Fran (Fran Drescher) loses Elizabeth Taylor's (as herself) black pearls after being asked to make sure they are delivered. Guest Star: Rosie O'Donnell. 2026-09-01 Fran's (Fran Drescher) latest beau is a New York Rangers hockey player who believes she will bring him good luck. With Charles Shaughnessy. 2026-09-01 Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) has a midlife crisis after Fran (Fran Drescher) beats him at tennis. Guest stars: tennis player Monica Seles and Dr. Joyce Brothers. 2026-09-01 After Peg meets a married man (Sam McMurray), the Bundys get a visit from his jealous mate. 2026-09-01 When Kelly tries for a spot in a commercial, Bud tells her secret to the competition. 2026-09-01 Al takes pictures of a UFO with the hope of winning a tabloid contest. 2026-09-01 Al contends with a hungry rabbit after taking up gardening to relax. 2026-09-01 Doug gets jealous of Carrie's gay co-worker; both Doug and Carrie worry about the strength of their marriage as they sign a 30-year mortgage plan. 2026-09-01 As a joke, Doug takes a lewd picture with a disposable camera on the table at a wedding. David Eigenberg guest stars. 2026-09-01 A television news reporter interviews Roseanne in the street. 2026-09-01 Plans for David and Darlene's wedding are made; Bev is excluded from the wedding preparations and therefore takes part in a seniors dance course. 2026-09-01 The Conners celebrate Darlene's wedding day; Darlene and Dan have another fight, but they reconcile immediately. 2026-09-01 Roseanne does not move from Dan's side, after he suffers a heart attack at Darlene's wedding. 2026-09-01 After Dan comes home from the hospital, Roseanne discovers that he has not been sticking to his doctor-prescribed diet regime. 2026-09-01 Roseanne imagines she and Dan are characters from a sitcom after watching reruns. 2026-09-01 Carmen leaves home after an argument with George, and the family finds her in Haight-Ashbury as a groupie for rap artist Chingy. 2026-09-01 Carmen wants her independence and remodels her room without her parent's consent, prompting George to charge her for living expenses. 2026-09-01 When George forgets his wedding anniversary, he scrambles to get enough money for a nice ring. A few failed schemes later, he promises Angie something even better: to renew their wedding vows. 2026-09-01 Angie decides to home-school Carmen, but when the new dynamic threatens their relationship, George must referee. 2026-09-01 Al goes shoeless to collect a settlement after the shoe stored is robbed. 2026-09-01 Al helps Kelly make a documentary on shoes for her acting class. 2026-09-01 Marcy leads a campus-wide protest at Bud's college after her ex-husband, Steve, expels a student for speaking his mind. 2026-09-01 Unless Peg's parents patch things up, the only woman in Bud's new love palace will be his grandmother. 2026-09-01 Al gets more women than he can handle when an aerobics studio opens next door. 2026-09-01 Buck passes away, leaving a heartbroken Kelly to find a new pet. 2026-09-01 Carrie finds out Doug's high-school sweetheart (guest star Lola Glaudini) still keeps in touch with his mother. 2026-09-01 After Carrie wins four Knicks tickets, she and Doug struggle to find a couple to double-date with that they can both get along with. 2026-09-01 Doug recalls his childhood toy, Mentalo; Arthur sends Holly to find the perfect gift for his daughter. 2026-09-02