KPWT-LD Two nurses (Pamela Franklin, Lisa Hartman) dream of being Scarlett O'Hara; Tattoo wishes to be made a love god. 2026-11-16 A young man says he is Doc's son; a client's daughter sidetracks an ad man; an escort pursues an older man's (Chuck Connors) companion. 2026-11-16 The ladies must take the stage in the school play when Dorothy's first-graders come down with the measles. 2026-11-16 Al Sorenson is a school teacher and artist, whose passion as a collector is celebrity-autographed memorabilia including a sketch he produced of Michael Jordan which "MJ" autographed; Lisa brings along sports memorabilia dealer Scott Ibarra. 2026-11-16 Frank decides to make money by auctioning off the camp garbage; Hawkeye's love life suffers a serious attack. 2026-11-16 Hawkeye faces a court-martial when his running feud with Frank flares up while Col. Potter is out of the camp and Frank is in charge. 2026-11-16 An old photo shows Blanche with Charlie; Sophia has a hearing test. 2026-11-16 Blanche becomes the prime suspect when the roommates go on a murder mystery weekend. 2026-11-16 While on a wheelchair, Sophia manipulates a nurse; Blanche is a stage grandmother. 2026-11-16 Blanche discovers she has exceeded the legal number of tenants she is allowed; Dorothy discovers Sophia's first marriage. 2026-11-16 Ray fears the wrath of Debra after he embarrasses her in front of everyone at a school auction. 2026-11-16 Debra discovers to her chagrin that she wishes her own mother would behave more like Marie. 2026-11-16 Archie and Edith celebrate their 35th wedding anniversary by going on a second honeymoon. 2026-11-16 Archie is robbed by a young man while driving the cab. He plans to press charges, but has second thoughts when the man's wealthy father pays him a visit. 2026-11-16 Rob's younger brother involves Sally Rogers in a romantic Waterloo. 2026-11-16 Stacey (Jerry Van Dyke) saves both his coffeehouse and his romance. 2026-11-16 Ralph tries to remold his character, only to have Alice ask him to return to his old self. 2026-11-16 Ralph boasts about being head of the household and bets he can make Alice cook a particular dinner. 2026-11-16 The IMF must foil an aspiring foreign leader's plan to assassinate a scientist who defected. 2026-11-16 Lt. Gerard tries to capture Kimble by planting a newspaper headline about the arrest of the one-armed man. 2026-11-16 Harry is asked to protect an eyewitness (Barbara Anderson) to a mob killing, but finds the woman's pursuers are one step ahead of him. 2026-11-16 Friday and Gannon race against time to stop a man from killing himself. 2026-11-16 Juveniles who claim they want to be self-sufficient burglarize a grocery store. 2026-11-16 Family quarrels distract from an arson investigation. 2026-11-16 Hogan uses Klink's old flame to ensure that the underground gets some radios. 2026-11-16 Toon in With Me takes over the ice with a mesmerizing performance! 2026-11-16 Beaver sets his sights on a newspaper route. 2026-11-16 Wally and Beaver arrange a double date. 2026-11-16 A juvenile, previously convicted of theft, is charged with stealing a piece of antique jewelry and killing its owner. 2026-11-16 A lawyer is accused of murdering his lover and her husband, a high-school football coach and aspiring minister. 2026-11-16 McGarrett takes his first undercover assignment when he poses as a merchant seaman to probe the murder of a labor-union reformer. 2026-11-16 A Jewish family which fled Nazi Germany tries to live isolated in a mountain cabin; guest Radames Pera. 2026-11-16 A wild stallion ruins the dreams of two broncobusters intent on trying to raise money for a Montana ranch. 2026-11-16 Candy's former friend and gang force him into helping them in a plan to rob the Carson City mint. 2026-11-16 Lucas becomes involved in a revenge fight when he befriends a young Easterner. 2026-11-16 Mark runs away from home when he thinks that Lucas believes he's lying. 2026-11-16 A woman finally learns the truth about her son that she hasn't seen in 10 years. Guest star: Agnes Moorehead. With Ward Bond and Robert Horton. 2026-11-17 Gage and DeSoto rescue an elderly couple from an elevator crash; Brackett berates a forgetful student nurse; a girl irritates Gage. 2026-11-17 The 4077th turns up a sick helicopter pilot who doesn't want to quit and a twice-wounded GI who does. 2026-11-17 A married nurse who had a serious relationship with Hawkeye when she was single is assigned to the 4077th. 2026-11-17 A sudden deluge of wounded at the 4077th is followed by a fire and a rainstorm. 2026-11-17 Famed newscaster Clete Roberts visits the 4077th for a report on the feelings of the people stationed there. 2026-11-17 Andy goes on vacation, leaving Barney and Gomer in charge of Mayberry. However, Andy cannot enjoy his rest as Barney and various townspeople interrupt his peace. 2026-11-17 Gomer believes that Andy has saved his life after Andy wakes him to put out a small fire at the filling station. Indebted, Gomer dedicates himself to repaying Andy in return. 2026-11-17 Robert moves into his own apartment, leaving a void in the rest of the Barone household. 2026-11-17 Ray receives a large blow to his ego when Andy sells an article to Sports Illustrated. 2026-11-17 Rose thinks her late husband is using inanimate objects to communicate with her from beyond the grave. 2026-11-17 Blanche's date still lives with his mother; Stan wants Dorothy and Sophia to attend therapy with him. 2026-11-17 Steve Lawrence and Tim Conway guest star; Steve plays a talk show host, and then solves a mystery as Detective Cobumble in a TV spoof, featuring Tim as a butler. 2026-11-17 A fortune-teller's predictions come true for a woman, until she is arrested for murder; guest Jesse White. 2026-11-17 In the 1880s, outlaw Joe Caswell's body disappears from the hangman's noose. 2026-11-17 A quartet of elderly women (Estelle Winwood, Ellen Corby, Ida Moore, Elizabeth Patterson) try to gain the attention of a handsome detective (Dennis Morgan). 2026-11-17 A curious man investigates his tennis partner, only to discover that her supposedly dead husband is very much alive and well. 2026-11-17 Mannix looks into a 2-year-old crime to clear a small-town doctor of malpractice charges; guests Lee Meriwether, Barbara Babcock. 2026-11-17 Mercenaries devise an unusual plan to aid in the overthrow of a small African country. 2026-11-17 A desperate man (Barry Brown) holds Betty hostage to force Barnaby to reopen his brother's case. 2026-11-17 Friday and Gannon check out an applicant to the police academy and discover that six months of his life are missing. 2026-11-17 A suspect trips himself up by his own bad habits when a small industrial firm reports $100,000 has been embezzled. 2026-11-17 Officers deal with a distraught mother and an elderly astrologer. 2026-11-17 Hogan must contact a wounded British agent posing as a Nazi officer. 2026-11-17 Cartoon curator Bill and Toony the Tuna showcase classic cartoons featuring popular characters like Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck and Tom and Jerry. 2026-11-17 Cases of ice cream disappear when Wally and Eddie begin working at a dairy. 2026-11-17 In a letter to a newspaper columnist, Beaver complains that his parents are too strict. 2026-11-17 Perry runs afoul of a beautiful blond detective and later finds his client charged with murder. 2026-11-17 A lawyer is accused of murdering his lover and her husband, a high-school football coach and aspiring minister. 2026-11-17 A rising young politician (David Birney) is the victim of a blackmail scheme designed to squelch a congressional probe. 2026-11-17 An old World War I buddy of John's tries to hide his failure in life by bragging about his daring wartime deeds. 2026-11-17 A Basque youth (Robert Urich) is shunned for refusing to prove his manhood by fighting his father (Nehemiah Persoff). 2026-11-17 Ben takes over an old friend's newspaper when he learns a man (Simon Oakland) is trying to buy it to conceal thefts of government land. 2026-11-17 A buffalo hunter tries to force Lucas into a gunfight. 2026-11-17 Land-hungry brothers threaten a spinster's fiancé. 2026-11-17 A young married couple is faced with a difficult problem when the husband's first wife, who was presumed dead, joins the wagon train. 2026-11-18