KBNY-LD Actors Funt & Mundane score a hit, leading to a performance at the supersized Astro Bowl; guest Hal Linden. 2026-09-27 Another sketch of kitchen commercials; the world's oldest baggage handler; a businessman summoned to an IRS meeting brags about how he outsmarted the government; guest Neil Sedaka. 2026-09-27 A spoof of the Joan Crawford film "Mildred Pierce"; a couple spends one last night together on the eve of their divorce; the world's oldest hot dog stand vendor; guest Ken Berry. 2026-09-27 Series premiere guest: Jim Nabors; highlights include an interview with Shirley Dimple, Jim and Carol as two misfit skiers in The Ski Lodge and more. 2026-09-27 Beer-swilling private eye Danny Draft has trouble believing a woman's claim that someone is out to murder her; star holdouts on TV series; a spoof of the 1936 film "San Francisco"; guest Steve Lawrence. 2026-09-27 This Family Show features Dick as an airport traveler getting a long, awkward farewell from his family, and Tim as a steelworker seeking to do in his wife, Carol. 2026-09-28 A "tough" police detective interrogates a pair of suspects; a penniless uncle vies with a wealthy uncle to adopt their rotten niece, Honey Bunny; guest Dick Van Dyke. 2026-09-28 Ken Berry and Natalie Cole are tonight's guests; a courtroom drama featuring Tim; he's been influenced by television and has seemingly turned into a rascally rabbit. 2026-09-28 Steve Lawrence steps into the Fred MacMurray role in a take-off on the classic noir film "Double Indemnity" here named "Double Calamity", with Carol in the femme fatale role. 2026-09-28 Steve Martin and Betty White catch a wave in the movie spoof Beach Blanket Boo-Boo; Carol plays a bag lady who causes trouble for an unassuming Tim. 2026-09-28 Lucille Ball, Tim Conway and Gloria Loring guest star; featuring a sketch in which Lucy and Carol play rival Rent-A-Car agents vying for Tim's business and more. 2026-09-28 Guest star Richard Chamberlain gives it his all in "Gone With The Breeze"; fellow guest Gloria Loring takes center stage for an impressive musical performance. 2026-09-28 Don Adams guest stars; Don plays a talk show host beset with technical difficulties and Carol's agitated husband in The Lost Purse; Lesley Ann Warren dazzles us with song and dance. 2026-09-28 The Jump Street team (Johnny Depp, Holly Robinson, Dustin Nguyen, Peter DeLuise) goes undercover at a drug-plagued performing arts high school. Directed by Mario Van Peebles. 2026-09-28 Luke enters a singing contest. 2026-09-28 Elder Jacob Meyer teaches that the sacred Scriptures must be interpreted as literally as possible and its precepts faithfully obeyed. 2026-09-28 Clem and Daisy June inadvertently cook up a powerful strategic defense weapon; guests Janet Leigh and Dionne Warwick. 2026-09-28 Allen Funt and Abbe Lane take embarrassing pictures of George Appleby at a miniskirt sales convention. 2026-09-28 The chauvinistic chief must adjust to the fact that his new commanding officer is a woman. 2026-09-28 Paid programming. 2026-09-28 An enlisted man thinks Sharkey is discriminating against him because he's Japanese. 2026-09-28 Chief Robinson suspects that Sharkey is a real ladies' man when he accidentally sees a Dear Jane letter in the typewriter. 2026-09-28 A group of convicts take over the work train and hold the entire construction crew hostage; Bill, who the convicts believe is dead, makes it back to the site and tries to stop them. 2026-09-28 Bill is planning to leave the railroad worker camp and move on, but a former crewman shows up to make trouble; Bill learns the man is working as field agent for the company that the workers hoped to get a new contract from. 2026-09-28 Bill saves a government agent from an ambush; the agent is carrying a list of landowners who are refusing to pay their taxes, and Bill learns the daughter of one of those landowners arranged the ambush. 2026-09-28 Bill finds a town engulfed in a feud between two ranchers; he also learns that his former commanding officer is now a doctor who's turned to drinking, and a young man blames him for crippling his arm. 2026-09-28 A lynch mob wants to hang a young man convicted of killing a family of homesteaders; Bill rides in with a stay of execution from the governor just as the mob is about to break into the jail; the desperate prisoner escapes. 2026-09-28 Bill stops to visit his friend, a well-respected sheriff, only to find that the whole town has turned against him, and he's been jailed for killing an unarmed kid; Bill seeks to discover the real truth. 2026-09-28 Bill comes to the defense of an unassuming man who is being bullied and tries to encourage him to stand up for himself; soon after, the man asks Bill to teach him how to use a gun. 2026-09-28 Bill takes the job of escorting a convicted killer to his hanging, knowing that the man's sons and gang members are planning to free him. 2026-09-28 An Easterner and his daughter hire Bill to guide them searching for a wild stallion to breed; however, an old enemy plans to follow them and rob the horse breeder to get revenge on Bill. 2026-09-28 Bill goes after the three men who had forced him to accompany them on a bank robbery then framed him for it after. 2026-09-28 Bill befriends an overeager young man, Johnny Tuvo, who plans to challenge him in the upcoming horse race; however, two men at the event have more sinister plans. 2026-09-28 Bill is captured by a posse and accused of being one of the men who robbed a bank and shot the banker; only the sheriff, whom the banker hates for being in love with his daughter, is inclined to believe Bill. 2026-09-28 Bill is sent into Mexico to investigate and put an end to a counterfeiting ring that's been operating there making phony American currency; the lawman he was to contact is ambushed and killed, leaving Bill to handle the situation alone. 2026-09-28 Bill escorts a prisoner to Pueblo for trial; he is also to deliver money to the prisoner's mother for his daughter, whom she has custody of; the two men encounter a dust storm, which forces them to take refuge in a ghost town. 2026-09-28 Bill hopes to prove that his friend Steve Murrow is innocent of killing the man who married the girl he was hoping to marry, but he only has 24 hours to do it before Steve is hung; the town sheriff has threatened to kill Bill if he frees Steve. 2026-09-28 Bill Longley arrives in a small Texas town with the intention of helping Les Torbit, an old army buddy, in his range war with Kyle Richards' outfit. 2026-09-28 Professional gambler Jake Romer wins big in a poker game, taking thousands of dollars in IOUs from Jim Caldwell, an ex-lawman. 2026-09-28 Hot-headed Johnny Kaler, embarrassed that he's been caught cheating at cards, provokes Bill Longley into a barroom brawl and is quickly thrashed. 2026-09-28 Bill Longley meets an old, but beautiful, friend who currently owns the local saloon and is happy to renew her acquaintance. 2026-09-28 Orin and Ruth McKnight's May/December romance hits a rough spot when Bill Longley returns from a cattle drive. 2026-09-28 While sleeping by his campsite, Bill is startled by sounds of movement in the underbrush; he investigates and finds a young boy who is so frightened that he can't talk. 2026-09-29