KQME-DT An intelligence officer and a psychiatrist grapple for the fate of a wounded officer who claims he's Jesus Christ. 2026-05-04 B.J. writes home to his wife reporting Klinger's escape attempts and one of Frank's goof-ups. 2026-05-04 Dorothy consults medical experts about her chronic fatigue, which raises concern in Rose and Sophia. 2026-05-04 Harry Weston recommends a specialist who diagnoses Dorothy's illness. 2026-05-04 Blanche's unmarried daughter announces her desire to have a baby. 2026-05-04 Rose has to go and get a job when she loses her late husband's pension, where she is confronted for the first time by ageism. 2026-05-04 Ray asserts his rights as king of the castle after complaining that Debra makes all the household decisions. 2026-05-04 Debra hurts Frank's feelings when the family is stranded together during a snowstorm. 2026-05-04 Mike and Lionel participate in a student protest, but it's Archie who winds up in jail. 2026-05-04 The Stivics and the Bunkers recall Mike's introduction to his future father-in-law. 2026-05-04 Rob finds himself caught in the middle after Buddy announces he is going to divorce Pickles. 2026-05-04 Rob suffers pangs of jealousy when Laura meets a successful old flame (Robert Vaughn). 2026-05-04 A misunderstanding threatens to end Ralph and Ed's friendship. 2026-05-04 When Alice takes a job in an office completely surrounded by men, Ralph's jealousy creates an impossible situation. 2026-05-04 The IMF agents pose as filmmakers producing a movie about an unsolved murder to prevent syndicate takeover of a film studio. 2026-05-04 An Indian youth brings wounded Kimble from the desert to the home of a lonely schoolteacher (Hope Lange). 2026-05-04 A wealthy woman (Anjanette Comer) hires Harry to clear her housekeeper in the murder of a small-time hoodlum; guest Louis Gossett Jr. 2026-05-04 Friday and Gannon work with the Secret Service in making precautionary arrangements for the arrival of the president. 2026-05-04 Friday sets an anti-police magazine writer straight on the functions of policewomen and how they are trained. 2026-05-04 Reed and Malloy respond to an "officer needs help" and Reed finds that one of his academy colleagues has been critically wounded. 2026-05-04 Malloy and Reed look for a robbery suspect, help a woman in a car crash and settle a family dispute. 2026-05-04 Cartoon curator Bill and Toony the Tuna showcase classic cartoons featuring popular characters like Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck and Tom and Jerry. 2026-05-04 Beaver decides to go into the chinchilla business. 2026-05-04 Larry runs away to Beaver's bathroom. 2026-05-04 A woman writer being threatened with a libel suit is suspected of homicide; guest Ryan O'Neal. 2026-05-04 A death and new evidence hamper Ben's efforts to clear the name of a wrongfully imprisoned former client. 2026-05-04 A murder suspect (Barry Sullivan) is afraid to leave his germ-free yacht, even to clear his name; guest Ed Flanders. 2026-05-04 Despite his battle tales, Grandpa resists efforts to reunite him with his Spanish-American War comrades. Directed by Richard Thomas. 2026-05-04 Matt joins a trail drive to prevent a conflict between the drivers and some hide-cutters. 2026-05-04 Little Joe is convinced he loves a girl he blinded in a hunting accident who is now recuperating on the Ponderosa; guest Denver Pyle. 2026-05-04 Lucas becomes involved in a revenge fight when he befriends a young Easterner. 2026-05-04 Mark runs away from home when he thinks that Lucas believes he's lying. 2026-05-04 Flint goes in search of a young woman who was taken by Indians as a child. 2026-05-04 DeSoto and Gage talk down an airplane flown by a teenage boy whose father, the pilot, suffered a heart attack while at the controls. 2026-05-04 Hogan teams with a singer to foil Gestapo plans to arrest all the Allied agents. 2026-05-04 Hawkeye tangles with a tough Army colonel; B.J. helps a GI who has received a Dear John letter. 2026-05-04 When Frank gets a fever, he makes out a will leaving all his money to his wife and all his clothes to Hot Lips. 2026-05-05 Hawkeye and B.J. suspect Frank of stealing a wounded colonel's antique gun. 2026-05-05 Andy, Barney and Opie substitute Aunt Bee's terrible homemade pickles with store-bought ones to avoid eating hers. Their plan backfires when Aunt Bee decides to enter them in the county fair. 2026-05-05 Gomer makes a citizen's arrest of Barney for an illegal U-turn, the same violation Barney has ticketed him for, causing him to overreact and resign as deputy. 2026-05-05 Ray vows to win the grand prize of the Frontier Girls cookie drive when Ally's troop leader targets his parents' house. 2026-05-05 Marie ruins Robert's lucky suit while ironing it for his interview with the FBI. 2026-05-05 Dorothy's beau gives up a lucrative legal practice to become a circus clown. 2026-05-05 Rose feels insecure about her romance with a college professor. 2026-05-05 TV commercials; guest Paul Sand. 2026-05-05 A child's request to learn who she is leads Perry on an international quest and to a murder trial; guest Jeanette Nolan. 2026-05-05 Two families of Government employees plan to steal a spaceship and travel to another planet just prior to a nuclear war. 2026-05-05 A prosecutor (Pat Hingle) considering a run for Congress is told that he may have convicted an innocent man. 2026-05-05 A young gangster (Alex Nicol) tries to repay an old Army buddy (Don Keefer) by offering him cash to start a business. With Nita Talbot and Carmen Mathews. 2026-05-05 A police detective (Robert Foxworth) acts suspiciously after taking custody of a criminal Mannix captured; guest Stacy Keach Sr. 2026-05-05 Cannon is called in when a gubernatorial candidate wants to avoid police involvement in rescuing his kidnapped son. 2026-05-05 An Army wife asks Barnaby to find her husband, a captain who supposedly deserted in Vietnam. 2026-05-05 Friday and Gannon organize a citizens' action committee in a high-crime neighborhood. 2026-05-05 A businessman assists Friday and Gannon in organizing the "Smarteen Club.". 2026-05-05 Malloy and Reed answer a "loud noise" complaint and find a baby sitter in trouble. 2026-05-05 Malloy and Reed help a citizen who is besieged by a busload of 51 friendly Mexican children. 2026-05-05 Cartoon curator Bill and Toony the Tuna showcase classic cartoons featuring popular characters like Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck and Tom and Jerry. 2026-05-05 Eddie and Lumpy conspire to cheat on a school test. 2026-05-05 An alcoholic gets Beaver to give him brandy. 2026-05-05 After an amnesiac woman is cleared of killing her husband, her son faces charges of embezzlement and murder. 2026-05-05 Another suspect's dual personality damages Ben's defense of a psychiatrist accused of killing a patient. 2026-05-05 The deaths of two disreputable real-estate men, both caused by lethal toxins obtained from a rare shellfish, stump McGarrett. 2026-05-05 John-Boy struggles with guilt after fire destroys part of the Walton home and the family becomes temporarily separated. 2026-05-05 Matt befriends a 13-year-old Mexican boy who believes the marshal can rid his village of a group of bandits. 2026-05-05 Hoss steps in to end a feud over a disputed piece of land that threatens his friend's upcoming marriage; guest Slim Pickens. 2026-05-05 A buffalo hunter tries to force Lucas into a gunfight. 2026-05-05 Land-hungry brothers threaten a spinster's fiance. 2026-05-05 Maj. Adams searches for the parties responsible for leaving a woman near death. 2026-05-05 The paramedics hold a demonstration for student nurses, one of whom interests Gage; the hospital staff saves a robber and his victim. 2026-05-05 Burkhalter wants to send Schultz to the front after finding him sleeping on the job. 2026-05-05 Mail call brings a "Dear John" letter from Frank's wife and news that Col. Potter is going to become a grandfather. 2026-05-05 Radar tries to get some tomato juice for Col. Potter and winds up involving the general of Corps Headquarters. 2026-05-06