KQME-DT Hawkeye suffers a concussion and is rescued by a Korean family who cannot understand English. 2026-05-07 Frank decides to make money by auctioning off the camp garbage; Hawkeye's love life suffers a serious attack. 2026-05-07 J. Howard Jackson, a big-shot newspaper publisher, accuses Andy of misconduct in office after Andy fines him for a traffic violation. 2026-05-07 Mayberry's small-town methods prove more effective in capturing a fugitive than those of the state police. 2026-05-07 Ray tries to talk to Ally about the birds and the bees, but she's more interested in learning about the meaning of life. 2026-05-07 Debra runs for school board president, but she might lose Ray's vote because he doesn't like being left to care for the children. 2026-05-07 Dorothy decides to do something with her life by signing up for a comedy spot at the Comedy Barrel, but Sophia is unimpressed; Blanche is having tax problems, but decides it's nothing that a négligée won't put right. 2026-05-07 Dorothy sends her unemployed son to live with his equally irresponsible father. 2026-05-07 Guests Richard Crenna, Ruth Buzzi. 2026-05-07 A ranch hand is accused of killing a girl found stuffed in a car trunk on the eve of her wedding to a rancher. 2026-05-07 Driving cross-country, a girl keeps seeing the same hitchhiker on the road ahead, beckoning her toward a fatal accident. 2026-05-07 A man tries to prove to his friend that a murderer can escape the police if they can't find a motive. 2026-05-07 An elderly maid (Mildred Natwick) leaves the parsonage in search of excitement and adventure in Paris. 2026-05-07 A singer (Joanna Pettet) is kidnapped by hoodlums who think she knows the location of a hidden fortune. 2026-05-07 The death of a private-investigator friend during a missing-persons case leads Cannon to join the probe. 2026-05-07 A young woman lends her bed to a visiting friend for the night, only to have her guest murdered. 2026-05-07 An elderly man solves the murder of a young woman who lived in the apartment building he manages. 2026-05-07 Friday and Gannon find life in the Business Office Division busier than they expected. 2026-05-07 Malloy and Reed rescue two men from a burning house, break up a neighborhood feud and look for a stolen car. 2026-05-07 Malloy and Reed call at a house where a girl is suffering from the ill effects of narcotics. 2026-05-07 Bill and Tony look at extreme trends from the past and present. 2026-05-07 Beaver is initiated into a secret club that excludes his best friend, Larry. 2026-05-07 A girl's mother plays matchmaker for Wally. 2026-05-07 A brilliant scientist is charged with murdering his greedy wife; guest Mala Powers. 2026-05-07 Ben defends a rare-coin dealer accused of killing an employee who was stealing inventory. 2026-05-07 A widow is one of the victims in a blackmail plot leading to the murder of a Chicago mobster; guests Joanna Barnes, Simon Oakland. 2026-05-07 A 12-year-old girl tries to con the Waltons and Baldwins out of $25 in order to free her swindler grandfather from jail. 2026-05-07 After Matt is forced to kill a crooked gambler, his vengeful father sets out to kill Matt. 2026-05-07 Hoss, suffering from a severe case of spring fever, is accused of bank robbery and seeks refuge with an elderly woman prospector. 2026-05-07 A boy is accused of shooting an outlaw in the back. 2026-05-07 When a horse dealer transporting a prize stallion stops in North Fork, two saddle tramps try to use trickery to obtain it. 2026-05-07 A beautiful woman teaches her son to hold the weak and helpless in contempt. 2026-05-07 The paramedics and hospital staff deal with a stubborn elderly woman (Jeanette Nolan), a parachutist in a tree and other odd cases. 2026-05-07 Crittendon parachutes into Stalag 13 with plans to capture a German officer. 2026-05-07 Hawkeye faces a court-martial when his running feud with Frank flares up while Col. Potter is out of the camp and Frank is in charge. 2026-05-07 The 4077th turns up a sick helicopter pilot who doesn't want to quit and a twice-wounded GI who does. 2026-05-08 A married nurse who had a serious relationship with Hawkeye when she was single is assigned to the 4077th. 2026-05-08 Andy and Barney discover that the old Morrison sisters, Mayberry's local florists who have been helping them arrest moonshiners, are actually in the moonshining business. 2026-05-08 Two fun-loving girls from Mount Pilot interrupt Andy and Barney, who are working late doing inventory. They end up in hot water when Helen and Thelma Lou see them with the other girls. 2026-05-08 Ally's teacher invites Ray to address the curriculum review board after he comments that the kids have too much work to do. 2026-05-08 Raymond writes a sample eulogy for Frank that ends up in the wrong hands. 2026-05-08 Blanche renews hostilities with her sister when she travels home to attend her father's funeral. 2026-05-08 The ladies grow tired of Christmas shopping during a heat wave; they volunteer to serve Christmas dinner at a soup kitchen. 2026-05-08 Guests Dick Martin, Anthony Newley. 2026-05-08 A secretary is framed in a blackmail plot, then accused of the death of her employer's wife; guests Louise Fletcher, Robert Brown. 2026-05-08 A man fanatically opposed to gambling battles a Las Vegas one-armed bandit with a malevolent will of its own. 2026-05-08 A physically small husband (Martin Balsam) goes in pursuit of a 200-pound wife-stealing salesman (Leif Erickson). With Norma Crane. 2026-05-08 A woman (Jan Sterling) has problems staying away from the race track and it threatens her marriage. With Karl Swenson. 2026-05-08 Mannix is hired to retrieve negatives of a retired general (Andrew Duggan) with a woman other than his wife. 2026-05-08 Cannon assists a police detective friend who is being framed on a murder charge. 2026-05-08 Barnaby must deal with a modern security firm's equipment when he provides protection for a rich businessman. 2026-05-08 Friday and Gannon introduce the use of dogs to the LAPD to sniff out marijuana. 2026-05-08 A fellow officer tries to include Friday in a gambling operation. 2026-05-08 A stolen car containing toys for a needy family is the object of a widespread search. 2026-05-08 Malloy and Reed answer a silent alarm and wind up in a shootout with three suspects. 2026-05-08 Cartoon curator Bill and Toony the Tuna showcase classic cartoons featuring popular characters like Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck and Tom and Jerry. 2026-05-08 Beaver damages Ward's old autographed baseball during a game of catch. 2026-05-08 Beaver is heartbroken when his pet monkey disappears. 2026-05-08 A retired fire chief faces charges of arson and murder; guest Frank Aletter. 2026-05-08 Ben suspects that the people who killed his client's employee are blackmailing his private investigator. 2026-05-08 Danny goes under cover as a sailor to crack a drug ring operating from a vessel in the Seventh Fleet; guest David Birney. 2026-05-08 The offer of a full-time job as a dressmaker in a fashionable shop opens new opportunities for Olivia; guest Abby Dalton. 2026-05-08 A small, ornery Irishman (John McLiam) named O'Quillian spreads dissension in Dodge City. 2026-05-08 Adam stands by Sheriff Coffee when Virginia City residents claim that the aging lawman is no match for an approaching outlaw gang. 2026-05-08 An elderly couple moves to North Fork under an assumed name to hide the fact that they are the parents of a vicious killer; the plan backfires when the son shows up at their home. 2026-05-08 After foiling a girl's attempt to rob the general store, Lucas finds that she and her brother are plotting the murder of their abusive stepfather. 2026-05-08 Flint brings a young boy to San Francisco to live with his uncle. 2026-05-08 Gage and DeSoto rescue an elderly couple from an elevator crash; Brackett berates a forgetful student nurse; a girl irritates Gage. 2026-05-08 Hogan leads Klink to believe that he is about to crack a massive POW escape ring. 2026-05-08 A sudden deluge of wounded at the 4077th is followed by a fire and a rainstorm. 2026-05-08 Famed newscaster Clete Roberts visits the 4077th for a report on the feelings of the people stationed there. 2026-05-09