KQME-DT Col. Flagg turns up at the 4077th wanting penicillin to barter for information. 2026-08-12 When Henry gets his discharge, Frank concerns himself with taking command. 2026-08-12 Barney tries to train Blue, a bloodhound, to track criminals. His plan backfires when he leads Blue to a criminal and the dog starts obeying him instead of Barney. 2026-08-12 Barney and Thelma Lou have an argument. When Andy tries to console Barney, it leads to a parade of other arguments among Andy, Barney, Thelma Lou and Helen. 2026-08-12 Ray pushes Debra over the edge when he suggests that a pill could alleviate all of her PMS moodiness. 2026-08-12 Still reeling after his encounter with a bull, Robert loses his nerve on his first day back with the police force and decides to quit his job to begin a new career in telemarketing. 2026-08-12 Blanche's pregnant daughter, Rebecca, pales at the thought of childbirth. 2026-08-12 Rose, who was adopted, meets her biological father while Sophia is in the hospital. 2026-08-12 Guests include Lucille Ball and George Carlin. 2026-08-12 A client tries to make Perry a suspect in her husband's murder; guest Patricia Barry. 2026-08-12 A couple is awakened in the middle of the night by the cries of their six-year-old daughter who has fallen through a mysterious door into another dimension. 2026-08-12 Two crooks rob a bank messenger and escape with $18,000, only to learn there was a witness to their crime. 2026-08-12 A lonely wife's (Anne Francis) attempt to make her husband (Edmund Hashim) jealous unwittingly helps the police. 2026-08-12 Mobsters are convinced that Mannix arranged a theft of money from their courier. 2026-08-12 An unofficial probe conducted by Cannon's friend (Ford Rainey), a retired police officer, makes both him and Cannon targets for hit men. 2026-08-12 A woman (Jessica Walter) becomes involved in her husband's embezzlement scheme. 2026-08-12 The national problem of LSD use among teenagers is investigated. 2026-08-12 Friday and Gannon must prevent 400 pounds of dynamite from detonating. 2026-08-12 The officers initiate an investigation into medical fraud. 2026-08-12 The officers become suspicious when the same witness turns up at two traffic accidents. 2026-08-12 Old school photography is back! So Bill starts a photomat. 2026-08-12 The next-door neighbors hire the boys to take care of the yard and cat while they are away. 2026-08-12 The deadline approaches for the poem Beaver promised for the school paper. 2026-08-12 A witness of a columnist's murder refuses to testify; guests Cloris Leachman, Gary Collins. 2026-08-12 Frugal Ben hires a hitchhiker (Randy Travis) to paint his home; Michelle and an insurance adjuster pursue an ad producer's murderer. 2026-08-12 A surrealistic painting holds clues to solving a psychiatrist's murder; guests Richard Hatch, Gretchen Corbett. 2026-08-12 Ben decides to take advantage of a wartime increase in traffic by opening an auto court; Yancy studies barbering through the mail. 2026-08-12 A bushwhacked Matt will die or become paralyzed unless a bullet is removed. 2026-08-12 Hoss falls in love with a beautiful stranger (Geraldine Brooks) and proposes, despite his family's objections. 2026-08-12 Two tough private detectives appear in North Fork looking for a boy. 2026-08-12 Two unhappy heirs threaten a young widow. 2026-08-12 Flint leads a fragment of the wagon train on a dangerous route through a swamp that supposedly contains mysterious creatures. 2026-08-12 Gage begins a rocky affair with a stewardess (Gretchen Corbett) who asked his and DeSoto's help with an in-flight heart-attack victim. 2026-08-12 Camp security is raised; Hogan devises a hoax that includes Hitler. 2026-08-12 As soon as Frank is in charge, Hawkeye skips camp, runs a blockade to find Trapper and welcomes a new surgeon. 2026-08-12 Hawkeye (Alan Alda) says goodbye to an old friend and welcomes a new one in the form of B.J. Hunnicutt (Mike Farrell). 2026-08-13 Frank settles in as commanding officer only to have a new one appointed over his head. 2026-08-13 Barney starts wearing his uniform all the time after a tough guy threatens to beat him up if he catches Barney out of uniform. 2026-08-13 Opie finds a purse containing $50, but Andy tells him that the money will only be his if no one claims it within a week. Soon, Opie gets the money but has to return it. 2026-08-13 The sight of Robert's ex-wife prompts the family to reminisce about the demise of the marriage. 2026-08-13 Ray's parents finally go too far, prompting him to lose his cool and kick them out of the house once and for all. 2026-08-13 Stan interests Dorothy in re-establishing a relationship; Rose makes an ill-advised sale. 2026-08-13 Dorothy tries to bring a reclusive aging hippie out of his shell. 2026-08-13 Guests include Martha Raye and Tim Conway. 2026-08-13 Perry suspects the fake suicide of a house builder is really part of a $200,000 land swindle; guest Richard Jaeckel. 2026-08-13