WCBZ-CD George takes over planning a wedding for one of Angie's very high-maintenance clients (Eva Longoria) in order to prove he can do her job better than she can. 2026-07-14 Benny is furious when she discovers that George has rigged the results of a productivity contest at the factory against her. Upset because Angie agrees with Benny, George goes drinking with Ernie. 2026-07-14 George finds out the factory is moving to Mexico; Benny flees when the police want to question her about an old robbery; Angie awaits the results of a home pregnancy test. 2026-07-14 Kelly's new job on a children's TV show brings her instant success. 2026-07-14 Marcy becomes jealous of Jefferson's popularity after he's hired as an aerobics instructor at the gym. 2026-07-14 Al finds himself attracted to Marcy's visiting lesbian cousin, Mandy. 2026-07-14 Al sells his soul to the devil (Robert Englund) to give the Chicago Bears a shot at winning the Super Bowl. 2026-07-14 The Bundys wind up being held hostage by Bud's prison pen pal. 2026-07-14 After falling in love with one of her captors, Kelly is escorted by Al to the altar. 2026-07-14 Carrie and Doug decide marriage counseling is in order and turn to their neighbor for help, but his techniques only make things worse. 2026-07-14 Doug tries to impress new driver Jared when he learns he was the only one at IPS not invited to Jared's barbecue. 2026-07-14 Carrie learns that in the beginning of their relationship Doug lied to her about getting a job at IPS so she would sleep with him. 2026-07-15 Doug convinces Carrie to take pole dancing lessons but is disappointed when she puts on a show for him. 2026-07-15 When Walden gets tired of the complications that come with a traditional relationship, he hires an actress to be his girlfriend; Jake plans a rendezvous with Missi (Miley Cyrus) at the beach house. 2026-07-15 Alan feels reluctant to make a commitment to Lyndsey, but an unexpected source inspires him; Walden enjoys being the boy-toy of a wealthy older woman. 2026-07-15 Alan's famous ex-wife, Kandi, wants to reconcile; when Berta isn't interested in celebrating her birthday, Walden tries to make her day special. 2026-07-15 Alan helps Walden create a new identity so he can avoid women who are only interested in his money. 2026-07-15 George believes he has found his father, and he invites the man (Cheech Marin) to Thanksgiving Day dinner. 2026-07-15 When Angie joins more charity organizations than she can handle, George and the family help her get things under control. 2026-07-15 Angie's parents visit for Christmas and continue to make George feel like he is not good enough for their daughter. 2026-07-15 Benny's bathroom is falling apart, and Angie tries to convince George that if he fixes it up for her, she'll be grateful to him for once in his life. 2026-07-15 Roseanne convinces Leon that the Conner family should appear in a television commercial for the coffee shop. 2026-07-15 Roseanne visits a therapist with Jackie; Arnie persuades Dan to hire a tattoo artist for the motorcycle shop. 2026-07-15 C.C. (Lauren Lane) is annoyed when Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) hires a gorgeous publicist (Catherine Oxenberg) to help him with his image. 2026-07-15 Fran is arrested for owning an unlicensed singles party business and Uncle Manny comes to the rescue. 2026-07-15 Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) pops the big question to Fran (Fran Drescher) just to aggravate his mother (Dina Merrill). With Daniel Davis and Lauren Lane. 2026-07-15 An actress (Donna Dixon) who is a single mother prompts Fran (Fran Drescher) to consider artificial insemination. With Charles Shaughnessy and Daniel Davis. 2026-07-15 When Gloria goes on vacation, Abishola takes charge of the nursing staff, but quickly falls short as the job requires "people skills"; with Abishola busy at the hospital, the Wheelers try to cope with her temporary absence. 2026-07-15 When Christina tells her family that she's decided to have a baby by herself, Bob and Abishola start to reconsider whether to have a baby of their own as well. 2026-07-15 Paid programming. 2026-07-15 Paid programming. 2026-07-15 A TV reporter accuses the operator of a home for unwed mothers of misappropriating funds. 2026-07-15 Two students receive some angelic motivation; as teachers, Jonathan and Mark motivate an overweight outcast and unscholarly athlete. 2026-07-15 Nicolette teaches Malcolm a lesson when he takes advantage of their friendship. 2026-07-15 The father of Malcolm's new girlfriend offers him a bribe to dump his daughter. 2026-07-15 Steve poses as Lovita's fiancé when Cedric can't attend a counseling session with a renowned minister. 2026-07-15 Steve (Steve Harvey) gets evicted from his apartment; Regina falls for an author who has a strange fetish. 2026-07-15 Mark refuses to help a star athlete pass an algebra test until he learns the truth about his own academic success. 2026-07-15 Mark's (Mark Curry) first coaching assignment is to spark life in a very uninspired cheerleading squad. 2026-07-15 When Fran learns that Maxwell has bought a diamond ring, she suspects a marriage proposal is in the air. 2026-07-15 Fran (Fran Drescher) learns that some of Maxwell's (Charles Shaughnessy) high-society chums are making fun of her behind her back. Guest stars: Dick Martin and Mort Drescher. 2026-07-15 In Halloween garb, Roseanne is mistaken for a guy at the Lobo Lounge. 2026-07-15 Roseanne's "PMS day" and Dan's birthday are on a collision course. 2026-07-15 Becky is suspended from school after making a gesture in her class picture. 2026-07-15 Dan confesses his sexy dreams to Roseanne -- and she's not in them. 2026-07-15 As Carmen prepares for college, Angie learns the family could be growing; Benny faces jail for a crime from her past. 2026-07-15 Angie maintains her story that she is pregnant to keep George from missing Carmen; Vic introduces his young fiancée to the family. 2026-07-15 The Lopez home and George's new media room suddenly become a bit more full when their niece, Veronica, and her freeloading boyfriend move in. 2026-07-15 Benny depends on George's testimony to free her from prison when her embittered mother, defense attorney and judge all turn against her. 2026-07-15 Al and Griff (Harold Sylvester) go overboard when they discover the ability to swap shoes for mall merchandise. 2026-07-15 Al wants to spend a night out with the boys, but Peggy has other plans for him. 2026-07-15 Peggy hopes to rekindle the flame in her marriage when Al's interest in romance wanes. 2026-07-15 Al accidentally shoots his neighbor's dog when he investigates a strange noise in the night. 2026-07-15 Peggy and Al stir up trouble when their neighbors make plans to build an addition on their house. 2026-07-15 Peggy and Marcy feel neglected when Al and Steve become preoccupied restoring a '65 Mustang. 2026-07-15 The guys' neighborhood restaurant names a new sandwich after Deacon, so Doug determines to get some kind of food named after himself. 2026-07-15 Carrie discovers that Doug's frequent trips to the hair salon are due to his attractive new hairstylist. 2026-07-15 Doug and Carrie's romantic getaway is a nightmare when the owners of the bed-and-breakfast become too much to take. 2026-07-16