KYMU-LD Benny's boyfriend Randy starts getting too serious about love. 2026-08-05 When Angie goes away on a business trip, George sends the spoiled kids to Benny's house for the weekend to teach them a lesson about tough love. 2026-08-05 Max gets an incredibly sexy new tutor and Carmen has dating troubles with Jason, subsequently resulting in the house turning into a teenage angst. 2026-08-05 Al assumes a position of power in his neighborhood when Kelly dates a politician (Lane Davies). 2026-08-05 Buck is forced to take to the streets when the Bundys neglect to feed him. 2026-08-05 Peg redecorates the bedroom for an interior design class assignment, but Al takes offense. 2026-08-05 Al's football trophy is stolen while he is guarding his alma mater. 2026-08-05 Al becomes obsessed with an old song that he hears on the radio. 2026-08-05 The Bundys decide whether to give their last $100 to Bud or Kelly. 2026-08-05 Deacon and Kelly ask Doug and Carrie to be the godparents of their new baby; Arthur is put in charge of the pretzel shop. 2026-08-05 Doug and Carrie invite Ray and Debra Barone to dinner; Doug gets stuck in an opening leading up to the attic. 2026-08-05 Doug feels so guilty about putting down Arthur that he gives him one of his Mets tickets; Doug gets arrested trying to catch a foul ball. 2026-08-06 Doug gets upset with Carrie after his big-screen TV set is stolen because she accidentally left the garage door open. 2026-08-06 Jake and Evelyn befriend one of Charlie's one-night stands, causing her to stay longer than expected. 2026-08-06 In an attempt to prove that he is a family man, Charlie invites Lisa (Denise Richards) over for Thanksgiving dinner. 2026-08-06 Alan reluctantly agrees to a makeover after running into his ex-wife and her new beau; when the brothers go shopping, they clash over what to buy. 2026-08-06 The housekeeper's beautiful granddaughter comes to work with her and attracts the attention of the men; Alan tries to convince Judith that Charlie's house is good for Jake. 2026-08-06 When a major earthquake shakes Los Angeles, George's repressed childhood fears resurface. Despite a positive assessment of the house from a contractor, George refuses to go back in, and he and Carmen set up a tent in the backyard. 2026-08-06 When Benny demands cash for a box of George's childhood mementos, George learns some painful truths about his boyhood. 2026-08-06 Wedding singers (Robert Rodriguez and Chingon, and William Hung) audition when George comes up with a plan for Angie's dream wedding. 2026-08-06 George invites Carmen's boyfriend to move in with the family when he realizes the boy's father is a little too tough on him. 2026-08-06 When Roseanne confronts Dan about his blue mood, he admits he feels remorse over his relationship with his mother. 2026-08-06 A wealthy prince (Jim Varney) sweeps Jackie off her feet and whisks the entire Conner family to New York on his private jet. 2026-08-06 Maxwell's father (Robert Vaughn) leaves his entire fortune to his secret love child, Concepción (Maria Conchita Alonso). With Fran Drescher and Charles Shaughnessy. 2026-08-06 Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) tells Fran (Fran Drescher) that she must sign a prenuptial agreement or the wedding will be canceled. Whoopi Goldberg and Ray Charles guest star. 2026-08-06 Maxwell learns his brother once proposed to Fran; Fran finds out about Maxwell's fling with Marla Maples. 2026-08-06 As their nuptials approach, both Fran and Maxwell (Fran Drescher, Charles Shaughnessy) suffer from pre-wedding calamities and jitters. Guest star: Bess Armstrong. 2026-08-06 When Bob accidentally reveals Morenike is gay, Abishola and Kemi are forced to defend her against their church, and even their own families; Douglas comes clean to Olivia about not being poor. 2026-08-06 Bob hires Abishola to take care of Dottie in his home while she recovers; Dottie has a hard time dealing with her limitations and takes it out on Abishola. 2026-08-06 Paid programming. 2026-08-06 Paid programming. 2026-08-06 Jonathan gives a famous journalist, jailed in South America, the opportunity to enter his wife's dream. 2026-08-06 Jonathan and Mark (Michael Landon, Victor French) help a former dancer (Mokihana) overcome her bitterness at being disabled. 2026-08-06 Holly passes Malcolm off as her boyfriend when her parents come for a visit. 2026-08-06 Eddie takes karate lessons from a kung fu master to prepare for a duel. 2026-08-06 Lovita convinces Steve to give Regina a key to his apartment instead of jewelry, but Regina is unimpressed with the gesture. 2026-08-06 Steve explains his reasons for excluding Regina from a dinner party with his parents in an e-mail that inadvertently gets sent to her. 2026-08-06 While eavesdropping, Mark (Mark Curry) misunderstands Vanessa (Holly Robinson) and Geneva (Saundra Quarterman) and thinks he only has two days to live. 2026-08-06 While defending himself in court, Mark (Mark Curry) realizes the plaintiff's lawyer (Lela Rochon) is a woman he once dumped. 2026-08-06 Maxwell's ex-girlfriend, a 1960s supermodel, decides that Maggie has what it takes and arranges a photo session. 2026-08-06 When a plumber brings his granddaughter along to fix the Sheffield's broken shower, Brighton gets his first kiss. 2026-08-06 Roseanne has a little advice for Darlene after David is caught kissing Molly; Bev finds romance in the retirement home. 2026-08-06 Darlene and David go to the prom; Dan and a pal plan a venture. 2026-08-06 Roseanne and Dan fear a financial crisis when they cannot sell the house they refurbished and their partner skips town. 2026-08-06 Roseanne's dental problems bring Dan to the realization that he needs a steady job to take care of his family. 2026-08-06 A prank causes embarrassment for Angie at the school fund-raiser's dunk tank; George becomes fiercely competitive when pro baseball player Kenny Lofton pitches in to help raise money. 2026-08-06 Unbeknown to his mother, Max takes up boxing at a local ring owned by Laila Ali (guest starring as herself). 2026-08-06 When Vic loses in poker, he won't pay George and instead opts to just take off $50 from money George owes him. 2026-08-06 After receiving a business award, George humiliates himself by dancing at a party in front of his entire staff. 2026-08-06 Bud and Kelly try earning their own money when Al refuses assistance. 2026-08-06 After losing a bet, Al advises a boxer to abandon his career. 2026-08-06 When the heat becomes unbearable, the Bundys move into an air-conditioned supermarket. 2026-08-06 Al battles Marcy when he is chosen as a supermarket's one millionth customer. 2026-08-06 While traveling, the Bundys become owners of a New Mexico gold mine. 2026-08-06 The Bundys and the D'Arcys feud over their jointly owned gold mine. 2026-08-06 Doug and Carrie feel inadequate when they discover that their best friends have a very active love life. 2026-08-06 Doug invites Spence to move in as part of a plan to keep Carrie's annoying friends from spending a weekend. 2026-08-06 Doug gets an ego boost when an attractive waitress wants to know if he's single. 2026-08-07