KMJD-LD Hazel's plan to get George an assistant fails when George's client comes up with his own suggestion. 2026-05-03 The Baxters pass up an important dinner invitation for Hazel. 2026-05-03 Mr Higgins from the IRS suspects Tony is the head of a smuggling operation. 2026-05-03 Jeannie makes Dr. Bellows think Tony can control the weather. 2026-05-03 Samantha and Endora start changing Darrin's face while he sleeps. 2026-05-03 Darrin regrets getting involved in local politics. 2026-05-03 Actor Vincent Price; actor Bert Convy; Chaz Chase; comic Joan Rivers. 2026-05-03 Janet convinces Mrs. Roper to join her in a nude beach protest. 2026-05-03 Roper thinks the candid diary Chrissy is transcribing is her own. 2026-05-03 The Ropers discover a teenage girl has been sleeping in their storeroom for weeks. 2026-05-03 Jack defends accused public-nuisance Mr. Bradford. 2026-05-03 Henry rallies behind two rock musicians banned from the county's music festival. 2026-05-03 Army colonel; country singer. 2026-05-03 Clergymen get a surprise; the news. 2026-05-03 Christmas; Fred Scuttle. 2026-05-03 Schoolgirl; striptease clown. 2026-05-03 While Michael and Joey (Paul Reiser, Greg Evigan) are out on dates, Nicole (Staci Keanan) decides to throw a slumber party. 2026-05-03 Joey is challenged by his father to sell a painting, or start working in the family plumbing business. 2026-05-03 Michael (Paul Reiser) is shocked when he learns that his latest love interest is Judge Wilbur's (Florence Stanley) engaged niece. 2026-05-03 Nicole (Staci Keanan) gets upset when Joey (Greg Evigan) takes her art teacher on a date. Guest star: Dick Butkus. 2026-05-03 The issue of book banning arises at Eastland. 2026-05-03 Jo's future at Eastland is in jeopardy when she learns her scholarship funds are drying up. 2026-05-03 Natalie could be suspended from Eastland when she refuses to reveal her source for a controversial article in the school paper. 2026-05-03 Geri tries to give Tootie sound advice when she learns that Tootie is losing her hearing. 2026-05-03 A visit from Muriel's former singing partner causes her to wonder what it would have been like if she had pursued a career. 2026-05-03 Iris is sure she's found the man of her dreams, but the family is curious about the whereabouts of his former wives. 2026-05-03 War erupts between Muriel and Henry when he decides to buy a gun for protection. 2026-05-03 In a '50s flashback, Henry and Muriel relate a rocky part of their romance to Jackie who has to decide between marriage and a career, or lose Brad. 2026-05-03 Burt and Saul time-travel; Billy meets a lonely divorcee. 2026-05-03 Danny returns; Jodie cares for Wendy; the real Burt is home. 2026-05-03 Chester lies; Billy and Leslie have a close call; Tim leaves. 2026-05-03 Millie decides she no longer wants to marry Danny; Mary, with two Burts in her life, doubts her sanity. 2026-05-03 Benson's encounter with an old flame and Clayton's birthday preparations create confusion. 2026-05-03 The enforcement of tight new regulations makes the staff feel restricted. 2026-05-03 Kraus learns a painful lesson about love when she falls for a man who is ineligible. 2026-05-03 When Benson accepts some stock from Pete as a debt payment, Clayton and Kraus buy some, too. 2026-05-03 Calvin and a friend (David Wakefield) may be kicked off the basketball team if they don't pass an exam. 2026-05-03 Mary tries to help Lester win a big construction contract. 2026-05-03 A TV-station owner hires Sandra as a weather forecaster. 2026-05-03 Winter cold brings everyone into Mary's heated apartment. 2026-05-03 Charlie must choose between students and union. 2026-05-03 A bully's threat triggers a fantasy for Arvid. 2026-05-03 The new semester offers challenges and changes. 2026-05-03 Eric and Simone want to date others. 2026-05-03 Boxer Thomas Hearns stars as a typing teacher from Brooklyn who is Tony's opponent in a charity boxing match. 2026-05-03 Geoffrey's (Robin Thomas) proposal to Angela (Judith Light) isn't what she -- or anyone else -- had expected. 2026-05-03 Tony's (Tony Danza) jailbird father-in-law (James Coco) cooks up a scheme to pen a prison diet book. 2026-05-04 Angela feels old when she takes an account with a trendy fashion designer whose staff consists of young women. 2026-05-04 Skippy challenges Nick at the Homecoming dance in his obsession with Mallory. 2026-05-04 Alex faces off against a Russian opponent in a college chess tournament. 2026-05-04 Alex joins the auto shop class to challenge Elyse, who joins to prove a point about women. 2026-05-04 A lovely art patron takes an interest in Nick while looking at his artwork. 2026-05-04 Drew forges a friendship with a handywoman after his breakup with Nicki. 2026-05-04 With his social life at a standstill, Drew signs up with a dating consultant. 2026-05-04 Drew and Mimi (Drew Carey, Kathy Kinney) plot to stop Drew's college-bound cousin from dating Mr. Wick (Craig Ferguson). 2026-05-04 Drew must go quickly to Mrs. Louder's office in order to get a promotion. 2026-05-04 Jimmy (Stephen Root) plans a hot-air balloon trip, and Lisa (Maura Tierney) covers the story; Bill's (Phil Hartman) new habit disgusts Dave (Dave Foley). 2026-05-04 Joe thinks he is responsible for the death of an obscure staff member. 2026-05-04 Dave and Bill (Dave Foley, Phil Hartman) react to new talent in the office when Jimmy (Stephen Root) brings in an intern -- his nephew (guest star Brad Rowe). 2026-05-04 "NewsRadio" showcases the hilarious antics of staffers at WNYX, the fictional No.2 news radio station serving New York. The characters are eccentric and witty, and sarcasm is the name of the game as they surprise one another with back-and-forth banter. Dave Foley stars as the level-headed news director who tries -- but mostly fails -- to keep his colleagues in line. 2026-05-04 Elliot is starting to feel cornered in his relationship with Kaylene; Jack signs Maya up for a dating service so she won't end up an old maid. 2026-05-04 Jack and Nina remain focused on finding a man for Maya; Elliott and Maya decide to keep their rekindled relationship a secret. 2026-05-04 Finch is shocked to see his ex-wife at one of Nina's meetings, though he soon tries to use it to his advantage. 2026-05-04 Maya and Elliott invite another couple (Arye Gross and Ashley Gardner) to go swing dancing, but their offer is misunderstood. 2026-05-04 Janet and Phillip plan for the wedding at Janet's apartment; Jack wants to win the approval of Vicki's father; Mr Bradford tells Jack that Vicki was up for a promotion at work in another state and turned it down. 2026-05-04 Vicky suggests that she and Jack live together after explaining her fear of marriage. 2026-05-04 Louise and Helen teach their sexist husbands a lesson in equality they will never forget. 2026-05-04 Florence gets the wrong idea when the Jeffersons and the Willises try to keep a secret from her. 2026-05-04 A drama coach comes to the Sanford home to tutor Lamont for an acting role. 2026-05-04 Lamont runs afoul of the stars in an astrological mix-up involving his father and Aunt Esther. 2026-05-04 Barney's friend is assigned to investigate allegations of corruption in the 12th precinct; Chano pursues an obscene phone caller. 2026-05-04 Wojo is attracted to a hooker picked up on a raid and she threatens harassment charges; Rachel wants her own apartment. 2026-05-04 A pretty music student inspires Keith to write classical pieces. 2026-05-04 Danny's Little League status inflates his ego. 2026-05-04 Hazel and her friends almost get taken by con artists when they form an investment club. 2026-05-04 Hazel sells personal items to pay for a vase Harold broke. 2026-05-04 Tony strains his eyes while studying for a sub-orbital flight. Dr. Bellows orders him to take an eye test; Jeannie helps. 2026-05-04 Jeannie is furious when Roger arranges a double date for himself and Tony. 2026-05-04 Samantha's new baby raises eyebrows in the heavens and on earth. 2026-05-04 Samantha's father is upset when his grandson isn't named after him. 2026-05-04 Maude learns of a clause in Walter's will that indicates he isn't practicing what he's preaching. 2026-05-04 Maude's surprise wedding gift to Carol and Chris results in unexpected problems for everyone. 2026-05-04 Vera's former boyfriend stops by the diner and sparks Elliot's jealousy. 2026-05-04 Tommy decides to join the navy after a night out with Mel and his old navy buddy. 2026-05-04 Beverly Ann and the girls relive the '60s when pop stars Fabian and Bobby Rydell arrive in Peekskill for a concert. 2026-05-04 Beverly Ann initiates proceedings to adopt Andy when his foster parents separate. 2026-05-04 Sara competes for an anchor position. 2026-05-04 The Rushes' house is scheduled for demolition when the city plans to construct a new subway station. 2026-05-04 A shy French tutor asks Alex's advice on winning over Mallory. 2026-05-04 Alex learns an unforgettable lesson when he becomes Big Brother to a 10-year-old boy. 2026-05-04 Janet and Phillip plan for the wedding at Janet's apartment; Jack wants to win the approval of Vicki's father; Mr Bradford tells Jack that Vicki was up for a promotion at work in another state and turned it down. 2026-05-04 Vicky suggests that she and Jack live together after explaining her fear of marriage. 2026-05-04 Barney's friend is assigned to investigate allegations of corruption in the 12th precinct; Chano pursues an obscene phone caller. 2026-05-04 Wojo is attracted to a hooker picked up on a raid and she threatens harassment charges; Rachel wants her own apartment. 2026-05-04 Ann is upset when she learns Alex has been skipping classes. 2026-05-05