KMJD-LD A partial lobotomy turns a master thief into a mindless zombie; An Amish man is unable to use the telephone to call for help after he's been mugged. 2026-11-14 A judge assaults an attorney with his gavel; and a confused daytime-drama devotee reports dastardly deeds from TV soap operas. 2026-11-14 Ann's new neighbor, a race-car driver, tries to initiate a romance. 2026-11-14 Ann's relationship with a race-car driver takes a sudden and unusual turn. 2026-11-14 Putting aside her pride, Louise makes a last ditch effort to save the Help Center from financial ruin. 2026-11-14 A friend of George's begins to display an unusual interest in Jenny. 2026-11-14 Fred witnesses a burglary at Julio's house but is too scared to identify the criminals for the police. 2026-11-14 Lamont promotes an all-female singing trio from Philadelphia, The Three Degrees. 2026-11-14 Singer Barry Manilow; actor Chevy Chase; actor Dan Aykroyd; host David Letterman. 2026-11-14 When a dinner party breaks up, Reggie is left alone with her friend's husband, and they share more than a meal. 2026-11-14 Becker loves his commitment-free relationship until his girlfriend leaves him; Bob finds a New York Giants Super Bowl ring. 2026-11-14 Joe keeps the gang wondering as to what really occurred during an impromptu evening with Alex; Lowell hunts a cricket in Roy's office. 2026-11-14 Antonio believes he is being stalked by a sociopath (Beau Starr) when he identifies a robbery suspect. 2026-11-14 Therapy reveals that Jamie may not be ready to meet Paul's expectations following the birth of their baby. 2026-11-14 Jamie befriends Sarah, a single parent with a career; honors go to Paul's head; Ira dates Rebecca Lobo. 2026-11-14 The women become unwelcome guests at a men's club retreat when their van breaks down. 2026-11-14 Julia accompanies Mary Jo when she takes her mother on an overnight bus trip. 2026-11-14 Lester (Hal Williams) falls asleep in church and has a bizarre dream of his journey to heaven with Mary. 2026-11-14 When a boastful Lester gets his own radio show, Mary decides to burst his bubble. 2026-11-14 Sabrina buys fake ID cards and loses her magic powers; Other Realm pirates run wild in the Spellman household. 2026-11-14 Sabrina's (Melissa Joan Hart) characters in her spy story come to life -- with dangerous consequences. Guest star: Michelle Kwan. 2026-11-14 Sabrina gets a job as a sandman, but alters people's dreams; time is running out for Sabrina to solve the family secret. 2026-11-14 Harvey (Nate Richert) tells Sabrina (Melissa Joan Hart) he loves her, but she has trouble responding; Zelda (Beth Broderick) awaits a marriage proposal. 2026-11-14 Mindy sinks into a depression when Mork reveals he has been ordered to leave Earth. 2026-11-14 A kiss from Mindy releases the entire spectrum of Mork's long-repressed emotions. 2026-11-14 Mork is depressed when his pet caterpillar, Bob, becomes still and apparently lifeless. 2026-11-14 Orson shows Mork what life would have been like for Mindy if she had never met the Orkan. 2026-11-14 Latest developments in science and technology and medicine. 2026-11-14 A weekly half-hour series featuring everyday Americans and their families, telling fascinating stories across America's heartland. 2026-11-14 Stanley pays the Brookes' nephew Michael to take Jenny on a date. 2026-11-14 Jack (John Ritter) interferes with Vicky's (Mary Cadorette) airline commercial. 2026-11-14 Chrissy's cousin Cindy (Jenilee Harrison) arrives. 2026-11-14 Cindy's boss expects her to be his errand girl. 2026-11-14 Mel announces to the waitresses that he has gambled away the diner. 2026-11-14 Mel can get his diner back if he can convince Robert Goulet to perform at a run-down Vegas motel. 2026-11-14 A lonely woman accuses Dietrich of making indecent advances; Yemena arrests a rabbi for running a gambling operation in his synagogue. 2026-11-14 A gun-toting parolee wants to return to prison claiming that the regimentation of penal life hasn't prepared him for the outside world. 2026-11-14 Allan, the "white sheep" of the Willis family, returns home. 2026-11-14 The white sheep of the Willis family, Allan, returns to the family home. 2026-11-14 When Lamont falls for an older woman, Fred schemes to show him how ridiculous it is. 2026-11-14 Grady feels out of place when he moves in with his daughter and her family. 2026-11-14 Julie announces her engagement to a guy she has known for only a week. 2026-11-14 Julie's wedding plans are complicated by the best man. 2026-11-14 A woman bartender sues after being fired. 2026-11-14 Archie inadvertently discovers that all his other friends are "Commies" when he plans a party in honor of Mr. Van Rensselaer. 2026-11-14 Carol discovers she's got to show her boss more than just proficiency if she wants to get a promotion. 2026-11-14 Maude panics when she finds out why the ex-convict she hired went to prison. 2026-11-14 A total failure at everything else he's tried, Reuben's nephew Al decides to become a comic. 2026-11-15 Shirley tries to reconcile her parents again. 2026-11-15 Hazel uses her wits to delay a decision at a gangster meeting. 2026-11-15 Hazel uses her wits to delay a decision at a gangster meeting. 2026-11-15 Jeannie's wicked sister, Jeannie II tricks her into hating Tony. 2026-11-15 Jeannie is upset Tony must spend three months on the moon with a beautiful doctor. 2026-11-15 Samantha comes to Ben Franklin's defense; Darrin has to post bail for Benjamin Franklin. 2026-11-15 Tabitha's yearning for a toy elephant and Aunt Clara's magic make for a hectic day. 2026-11-15 Actress Dinah Shore; actor Charles Nelson Reilly; actress Teri Garr; Thalassa Cruso. 2026-11-15 Chrissy's cousin Cindy (Jenilee Harrison) arrives. 2026-11-15 Cindy's boss expects her to be his errand girl. 2026-11-15 Stanley pays the Brookes' nephew Michael to take Jenny on a date. 2026-11-15 Jack (John Ritter) interferes with Vicky's (Mary Cadorette) airline commercial. 2026-11-15 A lottery binge puts Lisa in debt. 2026-11-15 Schoolgirl; striptease clown. 2026-11-15 Remote-control stops world. 2026-11-15 Naturalist; "The Monte Carbolic Show.". 2026-11-15 Paradise Island; Hotel Splendide. 2026-11-15 Love-struck Joey (Greg Evigan) tries to sway an ex-girlfriend from marrying a rival. Guest stars: Jamie Rose, Lauren Holly. 2026-11-15 Nicole (Staci Keanan) and her dads (Paul Reiser, Greg Evigan) are granted fantasy wishes after winning a "Rock TV" contest. Guest stars: Julius Erving and Bobby Rydell. 2026-11-15 Art collectors are champing at the bit after Joey's (Greg Evigan) obituary is mistakenly printed. With Paul Reiser. 2026-11-15 Nicole's (Staci Keanan) classmates dub her a "dweeb." Episode directed by series co-star Florence Stanley. Don Lake guest stars. 2026-11-15 Mrs. Garrett must choose between staying in Peekskill or following her boyfriend to Africa. 2026-11-15 When Mrs. Garrett decides to marry and move to Africa, her sister moves in with the girls. 2026-11-15 The girls fear that Tootie and her boyfriend are becoming too serious. 2026-11-15 Jo finds it difficult to pay her share of transforming the attic into a loft. 2026-11-15 Not wanting more children, Henry discusses having a vasectomy. 2026-11-15 Sparks fly when Henry moves in with Iris to avoid getting the chicken pox from Andrew. 2026-11-15 A decision by Muriel and Henry to renew their wedding vows almost leads to divorce. 2026-11-15 Andrew is taken by a senile grandmother during one of Muriel's photo sessions. 2026-11-15 Chester pleads with Jessica; Leslie has no more reservations. 2026-11-15 Chester tries to reform; Mary fears that her baby was fathered by the alien; Burt has a fatal disease. 2026-11-15 Burt won't tell Mary about his disease; Mary realizes she is carrying an alien baby. 2026-11-15 Burt wants to set a world record before dying; the clan meets Polly; Eunice cheats on Dutch. 2026-11-15 Benson tries to secure the release of an innocent man from prison. 2026-11-15 A conservation expert may help Benson and the governor pass an important bill. 2026-11-15 The Governor answers a personals ad; Gatling dates Benson's old flame. 2026-11-15 With Governor Gatling's latest term about to end, the assumption is that he can't run again. Then he learns that he can run again and does, competing with his old friend Benson for the job. 2026-11-15 Julie falls for an older man (Jim Hutton). 2026-11-15 Schneider rescues Julie; guest Jim Hutton. 2026-11-15 Julie's father hopes to halt her plans to marry her 42-year-old boss. 2026-11-15 Ann learns that her client expects more than just business acumen from her. 2026-11-15 Charlie must choose between students and union. 2026-11-15 A bully's threat triggers a fantasy for Arvid. 2026-11-15 The new semester offers challenges and changes. 2026-11-15 Eric and Simone want to date others. 2026-11-15 Tony and Angela finally express their true feelings to each other. 2026-11-16