WWME-CD Sophia seeks a swinging senior through the personals column; Rose can't recall an old beau who comes to visit her. 2026-08-31 A teacher breathes life into Dorothy's decades-old crush on him; Rose makes her debut as a TV producer. 2026-08-31 Blanche fails to seduce her date and is heartbroken; Dorothy goes bananas over a "Beatlemania" cast member. 2026-08-31 Dorothy dreams she is a contestant on "Jeopardy!" but the game is fixed in favor of neighbor Charlie Dietz. 2026-08-31 Marie makes a provocative sculpture and gives it to Ray and Debra. 2026-08-31 Ray and Debra lie to Frank about the source of injuries they incurred during romance. 2026-08-31 Edith's antique locket is missing and Archie sees it as a way to collect from the insurance company to buy a new television set. Archie orders a new color set, only to have an insurance adjuster arrive at the house to question the claim. 2026-08-31 Archie has been suffering from a terrible pain in his back and has become a terrible pain to Edith, who has been waiting on him hand and foot. When the doctor takes a look at him, he orders Archie to be admitted to the hospital for tests. 2026-08-31 Rob and Laura suspect the worst when they spy Jerry dining out with another woman. 2026-08-31 Rob starts a daily count of the hairs he is losing. 2026-08-31 When Ralph has to learn how to play golf so he can join his boss in a foursome, he resorts to having Norton teach him. 2026-08-31 Ralph tries to prove that executives are born and not made, and that the art of giving orders is a lost one. 2026-08-31 The IMF races to learn the location of a secret device an enemy agent (Fritz Weaver) plans to use to destroy a U.S. city. 2026-08-31 Kimble interferes with a woman's (Celeste Holm) search for evidence against a shady construction boss; guests Jack Warden, Harold Gould. 2026-08-31 After a wealthy man expires while hearing a threatening tape, Harry's investigation leads him to the dead man's nephew. 2026-08-31 The disappearance of a real estate agent leads Friday and Gannon to a vacant house -- and to a murder. 2026-08-31 Dogs come out as the main suspects in a rash of purse snatchings. 2026-08-31 Malloy and Reed attempt to save two small victims of narcotic pills. 2026-08-31 The officers of Adam-12 are involved in a high-speed chase, a murder case and a family dispute. 2026-08-31 Cartoon curator Bill and Toony the Tuna showcase classic cartoons featuring popular characters like Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck and Tom and Jerry. 2026-08-31 Beaver is excited about his new sweater until he sees a girl wearing one just like it. 2026-08-31 Larry takes advantage of Beaver's friendship by taking his homework. 2026-08-31 Perry's fishing vacation off a fog-shrouded coast is interrupted by homicide when he pulls a beautiful blonde from the ocean. 2026-08-31 A narcotics officer (Titus Welliver) faces charges of murdering a fellow cop to cover up department corruption. 2026-08-31 A scientist (Pat Hingle) demands immunity for a defecting Asian physicist (Soon-Teck Oh) who had to kill a man in self-defense. 2026-08-31 Olivia returns home to find many changes; John helps locate a recruit gone AWOL; Erin considers asking for a raise. 2026-08-31 After serving a prison term for Army desertion, a former convict comes seeking revenge against the man who caused his capture. 2026-08-31 An outlaw band's wounded cook (Henry Darrow) must decide between loyalty to the gang and gratitude to the Cartwrights who saved his life. 2026-08-31 A desperate, mute man steals from the stagecoach. 2026-08-31 A sprightly elderly lady arrives in North Fork and announces that she plans to capture a bandit. 2026-08-31 In the midst of a dry spell and desperately in need of water, the wagon train stops at the only source of water for miles, but the owner demands an outrageous price. 2026-08-31 In between emergency calls and fire alarms, DeSoto ponders purchasing a house and receives unsolicited real-estate advice from Gage. 2026-08-31 Hogan arranges a wedding for a French pilot and gets Klink to marry them. 2026-08-31 Hawkeye is picked to be the personal physician for a corps commander until he gives the general a physical. 2026-08-31 Col. Potter plans to show his all-time favorite Western as a pick-me-up for the company's badly sagging morale. 2026-08-31 Hawkeye and B.J. decide to do something about a helicopter pilot who uses natives to gather battlefield bric-a-brac to sell as war souvenirs. 2026-08-31 Ellie Walker, a young pharmacist, moves to Mayberry to help her uncle in the local drugstore and tries to adjust to the unusual nature of the town and its residents. 2026-09-01 Andy becomes convinced that Ellie wants to marry him after she accepts his invitation to the church picnic and dance. 2026-09-01 Debra and Marie hope that Robert will be stirred to action when they fix up Amy with Raymond's friend Gianni. 2026-09-01 While watching the twins play basketball, Ray has a hard time dealing with the fact that Geoffrey is a terrible athlete. 2026-09-01 Dorothy and Stan are ordered by a judge to inhabit one of their substandard apartments. 2026-09-01 Dorothy replaces Blanche as the center of attention for the men at Blanche's favorite nightspot. 2026-09-01 A look at home interior magazines; a husband and wife team struggle over income tax forms; a big dramatic scene for actor Harvey Korman. 2026-09-01 A Chinese-American girl (Irene Tsu) hires Perry to find a collection of diamonds stolen from her grandfather's Hong Kong home. 2026-09-01 A man recovering from a nervous breakdown sees a horrifying creature on the wing of his plane. With William Shatner. 2026-09-01 A meek clerk (Dick York) plots with his associates to rob their investment firm. With Wendell Holmes. 2026-09-01 A wanted man (Jack Carson) disappears while visiting a little-known tourist attraction in Italy. With Christopher Dark. 2026-09-01 A hit man loses his handiwork. 2026-09-01 Cannon encounters corruption when he investigates the attempted assassination of a state assemblyman. 2026-09-01 Despite evidence, Barnaby believes a man accused of killing a judge is being framed. 2026-09-01 An evangelizing woman lures "prospectors" into her illegal money-making scheme. 2026-09-01 Men posing as police officers swindle businessmen by soliciting ads for a magazine. 2026-09-01 Malloy and Reed assist a young mother trying to protect her baby from a deranged man. 2026-09-01 Reed and Malloy respond to an "officer needs help" and Reed finds that one of his academy colleagues has been critically wounded. 2026-09-01 Cartoon curator Bill and Toony the Tuna showcase classic cartoons featuring popular characters like Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck and Tom and Jerry. 2026-09-01 Wally is anxious about going to a dance because he can't cha-cha. 2026-09-01 Wally comes home with a faddish, greasy hairdo. 2026-09-01 A frightened waitress flees a restaurant, leaving behind her paycheck and a slightly moth-eaten mink coat. 2026-09-01 Ben defends a gambling blues singer (Ron Taylor) accused of killing his bookmaker. 2026-09-01 Five-0 must protect a singer (Lois Nettleton) whose eyewitness testimony can convict a Hawaiian racketeering kingpin of murder. 2026-09-01 Erin confronts Pickett; Jason shapes up his recruits; a grieving father attacks Jim-Bob; John-Boy is missing in action. 2026-09-01 A former cavalryman is attracted to the mother of a half-Indian boy injured in an Indian massacre led by the soldier. 2026-09-01 Ben gets caught in a marital mess trying to protect a woman from her alcoholic husband. 2026-09-01 Lucas helps an alcoholic former doctor regain his self-respect. 2026-09-01 Lucas unmasks a book salesman as a killer. 2026-09-01 A Native American tribe prepares to execute Bill, believing he tried to rob a grave site, but plans change when the chief's daughter falls in love with Bill. 2026-09-01 DeSoto opens his home to the son of an accident victim, a decision he comes to regret when the boy wrecks his house and reputation. 2026-09-01 A British POW and escape artist ignores Hogan and plans to escape. 2026-09-01 The surgical teams must somehow cope with a critical shortage of blood during a grueling 18-hour operating session. 2026-09-01 Maj. Houlihan's fiancé arrives at the 4077th and shocks Frank by asking him to be his best man. 2026-09-01 Charles Winchester joins the team; Hot Lips returns from her honeymoon; Klinger learns that his lawyer is a phony. 2026-09-01 Andy lectures Opie on the importance of keeping one's promise after Opie and his friends play a practical joke. However, the tables are turned when Opie befriends a runaway boy and refuses to reveal his name to Andy. 2026-09-02