WWME-CD Andy lectures Opie on the importance of keeping one's promise after Opie and his friends play a practical joke. However, the tables are turned when Opie befriends a runaway boy and refuses to reveal his name to Andy. 2026-09-02 Andy decides to stage a robbery at the drugstore to brighten Barney's mood and give him enough confidence to ask Miss Rosemary out on a date. 2026-09-02 Robert involves Ray in a complicated plot when he discovers that the woman he is dating thinks he is Ray. 2026-09-02 Frank becomes a wanted man after he catches the ball at a college football game and refuses to give it back to the kicker. 2026-09-02 After she sees Dorothy and Miles' spur-of-the-moment kiss, Sophia must tell this to Rose; the last thing she needs to do to break the curse is tell a friend of a betrayal. 2026-09-02 After she sees Dorothy and Miles' spur-of-the-moment kiss, Sophia must tell this to Rose; the last thing she needs to do to break the curse is tell a friend of a betrayal. 2026-09-02 A married country music singing duo announce their impending divorce; new regular Dick Van Dyke plays Ed's old Army buddy in "The Family"; two bumbling workmen install a plate-glass window in a boutique; guest Jim Nabors. 2026-09-02 A woman, fighting for her mother's rightful inheritance, is charged with murder; guests Sherry Jackson, Kathie Brown. 2026-09-02 Thomas Patrick McNulty is given a watch that possesses a strange power. 2026-09-02 A recently-divorced man (Robert Webber) makes a deal with a friend (Jeremy Slate) to avoid having to pay alimony. 2026-09-02 A man (Wayne Rogers) decides to demonstrate to his new-found girlfriend (Anne Helm) how he gets his kicks. With Brian Hutton. 2026-09-02 A crook forces Mannix to find a double-crossing cohort. 2026-09-02 A former convict boards an Atlanta airliner for a reunion with his daughter but is missing when the plane lands. 2026-09-02 A father hires Barnaby to find his college-student son, hiding after being wounded during a robbery. 2026-09-02 Friday and Gannon use an unusual method to clear a fellow officer. 2026-09-02 When a plane crashes, a large amount of narcotics is found aboard -- but the pilot is missing. 2026-09-02 Malloy and Reed look for a robbery suspect, help a woman in a car crash and settle a family dispute. 2026-09-02 Malloy and Reed answer a "loud noise" complaint and find a babysitter in trouble. 2026-09-02 Bill and Toony look back at the memes, movies and music that made 2006 memorable. 2026-09-02 Beaver and Larry lose some of the class money. 2026-09-02 A former classmate invites Beaver to a party. 2026-09-02 An embezzler is found dead after his business partner demands that the stolen funds be replaced. 2026-09-02 Ben uncovers information about a 15-year-old unsolved killing during his defense of a gambler accused of murder. 2026-09-02 The murder of the airplane seatmate of Danny's aunt (Helen Hayes) is linked to abandoned bank accounts. 2026-09-02 Mary Ellen substitutes as the county nurse; John searches for his diploma to prove to the Army that he graduated from high school. 2026-09-02 Matt poses as an old love's (Anne Francis) husband when he rides into an outlaw hide-out. 2026-09-02 Little Joe stands in the way of a vengeful guard's plans to find a legal method of executing two murder suspects; guest John Ireland. 2026-09-02 Long Trek - Lucas and Marshall Torrance run into trouble transporting a captured killer back to face trial. 2026-09-02 A dying friend asks Lucas to fetch his wife. 2026-09-02 Hale finds a gravely wounded Army officer; the officer is delirious, but before he dies, he says things that, if true, could seriously tarnish the image of a national hero. 2026-09-02 A former athlete pushes his daughter too hard in a quest for Olympic glory; a man becomes trapped within an aircraft's landing gear. 2026-09-02 Hogan blackmails a general to keep him from transferring Klink from Stalag 13. 2026-09-02 Charles Winchester is unhappy with his surroundings at the 4077th; Frank receives psychiatric treatment to get over his love affair with Hot Lips. 2026-09-02 Radar becomes depressed when he thinks that his manhood has not been fulfilled. 2026-09-02 B.J. receives a visit from an old college friend who proceeds to play practical jokes on the M*A*S*H members. 2026-09-02 Andy tries to convince Opie to give more than three cents to a fundraising drive, but Opie refuses and states that he is saving money to buy his girlfriend Charlotte something. 2026-09-03 Andy arranges a duel between the two patriarchs of the Carter and Wakefield families in the hopes of finally bringing an end to their longtime feud. 2026-09-03 Ray asserts his rights as king of the castle after complaining that Debra makes all the household decisions. 2026-09-03 Debra hurts Frank's feelings when the family is stranded together during a snowstorm. 2026-09-03 Sophia becomes a doting mother when Dorothy accepts a lucrative corporate teaching job. 2026-09-03 Blanche, Dorothy and Sophia cheer up a hospitalized Rose after she becomes ill at a crashed class reunion. 2026-09-03 Guests include Cass Elliott and Pat Paulsen. 2026-09-03 A young man from a prominent family gets involved in blackmail and ultimately in murder; guest Otto Kruger. 2026-09-03 A jockey's wish to become a giant in his profession has repercussions he may regret. With Mickey Rooney. 2026-09-03 A housekeeper make arrangements to keep her lover all to herself when he expresses interest in another woman. 2026-09-03 A husband (Ralph Meeker) seeks revenge when an unstable woman (Vera Miles) identifies an alleged attacker. 2026-09-03 Joe Mannix must find the kidnapped daughter of a Palm Springs mobster. 2026-09-03 Cannon suspects he has a double after two nearly successful attempts on his life follow a strange woman's greeting to him at the airport. 2026-09-03 A director's plan to use murder to rid himself of an over-the-hill actor backfires. 2026-09-03 Friday and Gannon investigate the disappearance of two girls from their mother's front yard. 2026-09-03 Friday and Gannon discover that a psychedelic cult is mainly concerned with legalizing the sale of marijuana and LSD. 2026-09-03 Malloy and Reed help a citizen who is besieged by a busload of 51 friendly Mexican children. 2026-09-03 Reed and Malloy investigate a lawn theft. 2026-09-03 Bill and Toony are headed to Italy! 2026-09-03 Beaver's poor batting endangers his team's success in a boys-against-girls baseball game. 2026-09-03 Beaver and Larry go to the carnival with money Larry stole from his mother. 2026-09-03 Perry's case involves a pair of red-haired fan dancers, a stolen horse and bloodstained ostrich plumes. 2026-09-03 A plastic surgeon is charged with the murder of his partner, but evidence later shows the doctor's twin brother may be the culprit. 2026-09-03 A drug smuggling involves an Asian-bound cargo ship and a Honolulu fishing boat; guest Jack Cassidy. 2026-09-03 Olivia campaigns for a day nursery; plans for the Godsey's anniversary are almost ruined by jealousy. 2026-09-03 An outlaw takes Doc Adams and Festus hostage so they can care for his injured brother. 2026-09-03 Inspired by detective novels, Little Joe tries to prove two strangers are planning to rob the Virginia City bank. 2026-09-03 Lucas goes undercover as a federal agent. 2026-09-03 Lucas is sent to Wyoming to investigate the sale of guns to Indians. 2026-09-03 Simon Levy and Patrick McGowan both consider themselves unbeatable at checkers, and when each loses to the other over several games their pride is hurt. 2026-09-03 A bitter, retired nurse from Rampart who attempted suicide is hospitalized with a depressed, paraplegic teenager; guest Dawn Lyn. 2026-09-03 Klink becomes the victim of his own tough sergeant ordered to punish prisoners. 2026-09-03 Col. Potter asks a wounded psychiatrist to counsel some of the team because morale is low. 2026-09-03 Charles Winchester records a letter to his wealthy father begging him to use his influence to get him out of the unit. 2026-09-03 Everyone is in an uproar when the emergency supply of light bulbs turns out to be an ice cream churn. 2026-09-03 Ellie Walker decides to become the very first woman to run for a seat on the Mayberry City Council, dividing Mayberry into a battle of the sexes. 2026-09-04