KDIT-CD Archie keeps himself and the rest of the family up all night as he worries about possibly losing his job. 2026-05-08 Gloria moves out of the Bunker household as the result of an argument with Mike when she demands that he treat her as an equal. 2026-05-08 Simon sneaks back into Joy's life; Elka gets carried away with some new-found power. 2026-05-08 Every year, on their collective birthday, the women set each other up on blind dates. 2026-05-08 Rob's pal Jerry strains their friendship when he starts knocking Rob's television show in public. 2026-05-08 Rob's sense of humor backfires when he decides to base a television skit on Laura's habits. 2026-05-08 Dick Cavett causes great excitement when he offers to submit Sam's memoirs to his publisher. 2026-05-08 Sam and Diane separate for a week to re-evaluate their relationship. 2026-05-08 Tony seeks advice from the cabbies when he falls in love with a girl from a wealthy family. 2026-05-08 Felix tries to win back his former wife with a sentimental reminder of happier days. 2026-05-08 It's no laughing matter for Howard when his 12-year-old son, Howie, announces he's leaving home to become a comedian. 2026-05-08 Agent Maxwell Smart falls prey to a KAOS plot to hypnotize CONTROL agents. 2026-05-08 An adoption agency inspects the Kramdens. 2026-05-08 Bilko is blamed when a chimpanzee is inducted. 2026-05-08 An installment of "The Family"; Mr. Tudball does battle with a coffee vending machine; guest Madeline Kahn. 2026-05-08 Dobie tries to please a Soviet ballerina. 2026-05-08 Connie hopes to make Mr. Boynton jealous. 2026-05-08 Uncle Joe pretends to be a general contractor so he can make a few dollars handling the renovation of the Green Acres farmhouse. 2026-05-08 Ann almost ruins a surprise birthday party Don has arranged for her. 2026-05-08 Jesse's grandparents (Jack Kruschen, Vera Lockwood) bring special presents when they visit from Greece. 2026-05-08 When Michelle misbehaves, it is up to Danny to discipline her. 2026-05-08 Jesse's wardrobe for a cologne commercial is limited to a towel. 2026-05-08 Joey and Stephanie go to a mother/daughter slumber party when Becky can't make it. 2026-05-08 The Bradys organize a protest against plans to build a courthouse on the park site near their home. 2026-05-08 French knows a noblewoman (Ida Lupino) as a former barmaid. 2026-05-08 A rich fan of Danny's tries to buy friendship. 2026-05-08 Donna recalls her courtship, then plays matchmaker. 2026-05-08 Steve meets his Scottish cousin (Fred MacMurray in a double role). 2026-05-08 Having no choice, Steve takes the triplets to work where a secretary offers to take them home until he is finished. However he accidentally loses her phone number and when she finally calls, she announces that the boys have run out the front door. 2026-05-08 When Harry fires Lucy, an efficient Vivian takes her job. 2026-05-08 Lucy and a would-be inventor create a life-size toy soldier which obeys verbal commands. 2026-05-08 Lucy is jealous of one of Ricky's female Cuban friends, a woman named Renita. Lucy and Ethel dress as cleaning women to spy on Renita and Ricky at rehearsal. Lucy is appalled, and arranges for Fred to take Renita to the show by way of Philadelphia. 2026-05-08 Lucy and Ethel decide to make some extra money by buying a used, walk-in freezer. When they unwittingly buy 700 pounds of beef, they try to sell it to customers at the butcher shop. Lucy later finds herself locked in the freezer. 2026-05-08 Rob Petrie becomes a trial lawyer to prosecute a shifty salesman. 2026-05-08 Ted, who knows nothing about gambling, invents a "can't miss" betting system. 2026-05-08 Fonzie is thought to have died in an explosion at the garage. 2026-05-08 The girls talk Richie and Potsie into taking them to a dance so Laverne can win a television set. 2026-05-08 A girl is attracted to a crafty purser; mishaps disrupt a honeymoon; a couple can't understand the fuss made over them. 2026-05-08 Isaac's mother becomes possessive; a bitter, once-married couple reunites to entertain on board; a jewel-stealing ape robs a passenger. 2026-05-08 Granny, convinced Elly's boyfriend is half-frog, attempts to cure him. 2026-05-08 Granny consults a psychiatrist to keep frogman Templeton from turning into a real frog. 2026-05-08 Eunice undergoes a drastic change after listening to Buzz's tape on positive thinking. 2026-05-08 Vint hocks Mama's silver to get enough cash to bail a friend out of jail. 2026-05-08 Fred organizes a protest against a store that discriminates against older citizens. 2026-05-08 Fred hits a lucky gambling streak when he and Lamont need money to buy the Sanford Arms. 2026-05-08 Archie circulates a petition to keep more black families from moving into the area. 2026-05-09 The Bunkers face a touchy and tragic situation when a visiting relative dies in their home. 2026-05-09 Joy makes a decision about which man she will marry; Victoria's movie proves challenging; Elka tries to bring film jobs to Cleveland. 2026-05-09 The women travel to Los Angeles to meet the creator of Victoria's new show; Elka tries to convince Zed Simms to move production to Cleveland. 2026-05-09 When his show announces a talent contest, Rob finds himself besieged by the parents of neighborhood prodigies. 2026-05-09 For Rob, a forgotten loan turns into a forgotten debt and a television script. 2026-05-09 Diane is furious, when she sees that Sam and her old school chum find each other very attractive. 2026-05-09 Carla asks Sam to accompany her to her ex-husband's wedding ceremony to his blonde bimbo Loretta. 2026-05-09 Simka succumbs to the charms of the swinger Vic, one of Latka's multiple personalities. 2026-05-09 Oscar and Felix spend a rainy weekend in the country looking for a lost girl. 2026-05-09 Bob interviews a variety of psychologists to take over his patients while he's out of town, but none seem to be the right fit until Bob's former professor offers his services. 2026-05-09 Max must prevent Mr. Big from destroying the country's major cities. 2026-05-09 At Norton's urging, Ralph tries to use astrology as a means to get a raise. 2026-05-09 Furloughed Bilko tries to avoid Joan in New York. 2026-05-09 A psychiatrist is bombarded by phone calls from his family; a salute to Warner Bros. with movie spoofs; the Old Man works as a repairman of musical instruments; guest Alan King. 2026-05-09 An insecure girl latches onto Dobie. 2026-05-09 With Madison High about be be razed for a freeway, Miss Brooks is hired by a private school. Not realizing Conklin will be the new principal at the same school, Connie tells him what a pompous windbag he is. 2026-05-09 Kate dreams that she and ALF are rival presidential candidates. Political commentator John McLaughlin makes an appearance. 2026-05-09 ALF befriends the Ochmoneks' belligerent nephew (Josh Blake). With Max Wright and Anne Schedeen. 2026-05-09 As new editor of the school newspaper, D.J. must fire the sports editor, Kimmy Gibbler. 2026-05-09 Michelle's teacher (Roseanne Katon) gets more than she bargained for when Jesse volunteers at the school. 2026-05-09 Joey's father is invited to watch him perform in Wayne Newton's Las Vegas show. 2026-05-09 D.J. learns a valuable lesson when she decides to go on a crash diet. 2026-05-09 Humiliated Micky joins Weaklings Anonymous. 2026-05-09 A hillbilly family feud ensnares the boys. 2026-05-09 Visiting a center for holistic care for various animals. 2026-05-09 Showcasing the efforts of compassionate individuals helping all kinds of animals in trouble and animal care tips. 2026-05-09 Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe. 2026-05-09 Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe. 2026-05-09 Jesse has second thoughts about his engagement when his old girlfriend re-enters his life. 2026-05-09 Danny's new girlfriend (Debra Sandlund) has a mischievous 11-year-old son (Jordan Christopher Michael). 2026-05-09 A love letter intended for D.J. falls into the wrong hands and gets passed around the house. 2026-05-09 Jesse and Joey go on a camping trip, leaving Danny behind to run the house. 2026-05-09 When Mike takes the whole family with him on a business trip to Hawaii, they become involved with an ancient taboo. 2026-05-09 Bad luck continues when Jan re-discovers the ancient idol Bobby had discarded and gives it back to him. 2026-05-09 While returning an ancient idol to its resting place, the boys are menaced by an archaeologist (Vincent Price). 2026-05-09 Marcia panics at the thought of entering high school and signs up for every club on campus to make friends. 2026-05-09 An ape-man appears at the camp and makes off with food, supplies and Ginger. 2026-05-09 Gilligan turns into a live wire after he is struck by a flash of lightning. 2026-05-09 The Professor determines that a manned space capsule will pass over the island. 2026-05-09 Gilligan and the Skipper discover a totem pole topped by a carved head that looks exactly like Gilligan. 2026-05-09 When Gomer sings an Italian love song to his buddy's sister, her mother interprets it as a proposal. 2026-05-09 Gomer tries to arrange a date between the sergeant and his cousin, Bridey Pyle. 2026-05-09 Gomer befriends the lonely daughter of a visiting colonel and almost ruins the colonel's party. 2026-05-09 Carter becomes the star of a television documentary about the Marine Corps. 2026-05-09 Granny takes a sleeping potion and has a nightmare in which Elly marries a frog. 2026-05-09 Granny battles to keep her family out of the swimming pool, convinced they'll turn into frogs if they get wet. 2026-05-09 Frogman Templeton unsuccessfully tries to convince Granny that man's future lies on the ocean floor. 2026-05-10