KDIT-CD Archie jumps at a $35,000 offer to sell his house to a black buyer. 2026-05-15 Stress over upcoming exams leaves Mike impotent. Archie offers advice, only making Mike's stress levels rise. 2026-05-15 Joy's younger sister visits; Melanie helps Victoria write a children's book; Elka and Mamie Sue welcome British royalty. 2026-05-15 When Bob helps Joy's grandson deal with a bully, Joy views him in a new light; Melanie is inspired to reconnect with a woman from her past; Victoria tries to keep pace with her younger boyfriend. 2026-05-15 Rob's bashful brother arrives in town and proves to be confident and outgoing only when he is sleepwalking. 2026-05-15 Rob's brother (Jerry Van Dyke) auditions for the show while awake. 2026-05-15 Sam resumes his excessive drinking habits, and Diane has a new lover. 2026-05-15 Diane tells Sam the truth about her relationship with Frasier Crane. 2026-05-15 A new cab driver, who is an aging pro football player, inspires Tony and convinces him to get his boxing license reinstated. 2026-05-15 Felix tries to reform after his finicky attitude toward food ruins an otherwise pleasant dinner with his former wife. 2026-05-15 Bob's friends close ranks to protect Emily Hartley when a handsome old flame pays her a very warm visit. 2026-05-15 When a secret weapon is stolen from CONTROL headquarters, Smart and 99 suspect KAOS has infiltrated. 2026-05-15 Feeling left out, Alice and Trixie try to spend more time with their inseparable husbands. 2026-05-15 Bilko gets a hot racing tip, but cannot place a bet. 2026-05-15 Tim and Carol spar over a late-night phone call; Tim tries to sell Vicki a vacuum cleaner; Carol and company demonstrate their utter lack of talent. 2026-05-15 Dobie and Maynard are caught in a Latin American revolt. 2026-05-15 Connie hates that her former landlady Mrs. Davis lives alone, so she schemes to get her to move in with her and Angela. 2026-05-15 Uncle Joe becomes a fight promoter when he meets a young plumber with the size and strength of a gorilla. 2026-05-15 Ann tries to attract a producer's attention. 2026-05-15 Danny tries to help after classmates brand D.J. a bad kisser. 2026-05-15 When Jesse gets too wrapped up in writing a hit song, a stranger helps him see things in a different light. 2026-05-15 Joey insults Ranger Roy on the same day he auditions as a replacement for the retiring children's TV-show host. 2026-05-15 D.J. brings her adopt-a-grandparent friend (Whitman Mayo) home for dinner; Jesse agrees to be pregnant for a day. 2026-05-15 Peter's wallflower status at a friend's party convinces him he needs a new image. 2026-05-15 Bill refuses to fight Jody's classmate's (Clint Howard) father. 2026-05-15 Collegian Terry returns with a chic new image. 2026-05-15 Alex and Donna visit a misrepresented resort. 2026-05-15 Charley fumes when Katy puts the triplets in school. 2026-05-15 Dodie (Dawn Lyn) ignores a first-grader who has a crush on her. 2026-05-15 Harry turns Lucy's living room into an office while she recovers. 2026-05-15 Lucy pretends to be a sailor to track down and get Mr Mooney's signature on some important papers but finds herself stuck aboard a submarine with him. 2026-05-15 Lucy thinks Ricky is considering having an affair. 2026-05-15 Inspired by a magic trick she saw, Lucy handcuffs herself to Ricky. 2026-05-15 Nobody really knows what Sally's new boyfriend does for a living. 2026-05-15 Mary and Sue Ann volunteer to be big sisters to two delinquent girls. 2026-05-15 Fonzie strikes a bargain with the devil's nephew to go without a kiss for 24 hours to save Chachi's soul. 2026-05-15 To earn money, Laverne and Shirley volunteer to be subjects for scientific experiments. 2026-05-15 A former client threatens an ex-prostitute's new love; Stubing tries fitness to attract a woman; two grieving people find each other. 2026-05-15 Gopher's new love gets him fired; a married man traveling with his mistress sees neighbors; an executive is ordered to charm a widow. 2026-05-15 Jethro leaves home when he learns his ugly childhood sweetheart is coming for a visit. 2026-05-15 Dick Bremerkamp, a penniless actor, learns the Clampetts are millionaires and courts Elly. 2026-05-15 Mama takes revenge on a used-car salesman. 2026-05-15 A supermarket hires Mama as a consultant. 2026-05-15 Fred accidentally breaks Lamont's porcelain and glass collection. 2026-05-15 Lamont decides to get his own apartment when Fred keeps invading his privacy. 2026-05-15 Archie's day turns from bad to worse when, after being told that he must lay off one of his men, he learns the insurance on his home has been canceled. 2026-05-16 A news reporter conducting a man-on-the-street interview talks with Archie. 2026-05-16 Joy competes for Bob's affection; Elka enlists Melanie's help when her affair takes an unexpected turn; Victoria hires a bodyguard. 2026-05-16 A damage control team to cover up the mayor's death; Elka meets a mistress of the mayor's; Victoria confronts a woman who gave her show bad reviews. 2026-05-16 Buddy convinces Rob that he and all other American husbands are being dominated by women. 2026-05-16 A dinner party for Rob's television sponsor and his wife is enlivened by the arrival of one of Rob's Army buddies. 2026-05-16 Coach falls in love and proposes to a woman he has never seen before. 2026-05-16 Coach's engagement to Irene becomes complicated after she wins a $2 million lottery. 2026-05-16 Elaine hesitantly agrees to let Jim escort her to an art patron's society party. 2026-05-16 Oscar learns that Felix's new girlfriend is not just the librarian he thinks she is. 2026-05-16 On the eve of being named "Secretary of the Year," Carol informs Bob that she is quitting. 2026-05-16 The Chief doubts Smart's sanity when Smart claims a cowboy died in his apartment. 2026-05-16 Ralph and Alice have a hard time moving out of their apartment. 2026-05-16 Bilko wishes he weren't bald when Joan dates a wavy-haired corporal. 2026-05-16 Actors Funt & Mundane score a hit, leading to a performance at the supersized Astro Bowl; guest Hal Linden. 2026-05-16 Sleepwalking Maynard is accused of jewel theft. 2026-05-16 A set of ridiculous new rules and duties posted by Mr. Conklin has the faculty in a tizzy, so Miss Brooks calls an emergency meeting during lunch at her house. 2026-05-16 ALF demands a fair trial after being accused of throwing a ball through the Ochmoneks' window. With Max Wright and Ann Schedeen. 2026-05-16 ALF believes that he scared Willie's (Max Wright) uncle to death. With Ann Schedeen. 2026-05-16 Danny dreams that Stephanie dances on Broadway; Rebecca cons Jesse into attending her baby shower. 2026-05-16 The 100th episode looks back at the first four seasons, then Rebecca has twins. 2026-05-16 The 100th episode looks back at the first four seasons, then Rebecca has twins. 2026-05-16 Jesse panics when he accidentally mixes up the only means of telling the twins apart; Danny likes his temporary co-host. 2026-05-16 Peter trades his guitar for half of a treasure map. 2026-05-16 The boys' ballet-company employers are actually spies. 2026-05-16 Our host, Marsha Panuce, introduces young viewers to many different and varied animals. 2026-05-16 Showcasing the efforts of compassionate individuals helping all kinds of animals in trouble and animal care tips. 2026-05-16 Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe. 2026-05-16 Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe. 2026-05-16 Danny has more dates than he can keep after a San Francisco magazine names him bachelor of the month; Danny is more interested in his new co-host. 2026-05-16 Michelle blames Joey for her fall while learning to ride a bike. 2026-05-16 D.J. the babysitter fears the repercussions when Michelle and Stephanie are caught trying to sneak into a movie theater. 2026-05-16 Jesse plays with an "oldies" band to earn some extra money. 2026-05-16 When Peter fails in his efforts to attract Jan's new girlfriend, he asks Greg for help. 2026-05-16 Marcia talks her mother into appearing with her in the high-school family frolics. 2026-05-16 Jan complains about her lack of privacy and gradually finds herself excluded from the other children's activities. 2026-05-16 Mike mistakenly believes that Greg wants to follow in his footsteps because of a paper he prepares for school. 2026-05-16 After accidentally knocking herself out, Mary Ann revives thinking she is Ginger. 2026-05-16 Gilligan discovers an ancient stone tablet in a prehistoric cave. 2026-05-16 An island girl declares she is Gilligan's slave forever after he saves her from drowning. 2026-05-16 Gilligan and the Skipper find a jet pack that enables them to fly like birds. 2026-05-16 Gomer is arrested when he tries to return money to the phone company. 2026-05-16 Duke Slater wins an amateur talent contest at Carter's expense. 2026-05-16 Gomer wins a weekend trip for two to Las Vegas, and Carter strikes it rich at the crap tables. 2026-05-16 Opie Taylor from Mayberry runs away from home to join Gomer in the Marines. 2026-05-16 A fortune hunter (Mike Minor) pretends to be a descendant of Davy Crockett. 2026-05-16 Jane learns her new boyfriend is a fortune hunter who wants to marry Elly and her millions. 2026-05-16 A rural family reluctantly exchanges a one-room mountain cabin for $25 million and a 35-room mansion, after they strike oil on their land. 2026-05-17