KDIT-CD Archie's day turns from bad to worse when, after being told that he must lay off one of his men, he learns the insurance on his home has been canceled. 2026-05-16 A news reporter conducting a man-on-the-street interview talks with Archie. 2026-05-16 Joy competes for Bob's affection; Elka enlists Melanie's help when her affair takes an unexpected turn; Victoria hires a bodyguard. 2026-05-16 A damage control team to cover up the mayor's death; Elka meets a mistress of the mayor's; Victoria confronts a woman who gave her show bad reviews. 2026-05-16 Buddy convinces Rob that he and all other American husbands are being dominated by women. 2026-05-16 A dinner party for Rob's television sponsor and his wife is enlivened by the arrival of one of Rob's Army buddies. 2026-05-16 Coach falls in love and proposes to a woman he has never seen before. 2026-05-16 Coach's engagement to Irene becomes complicated after she wins a $2 million lottery. 2026-05-16 Elaine hesitantly agrees to let Jim escort her to an art patron's society party. 2026-05-16 Oscar learns that Felix's new girlfriend is not just the librarian he thinks she is. 2026-05-16 On the eve of being named "Secretary of the Year," Carol informs Bob that she is quitting. 2026-05-16 The Chief doubts Smart's sanity when Smart claims a cowboy died in his apartment. 2026-05-16 Ralph and Alice have a hard time moving out of their apartment. 2026-05-16 Bilko wishes he weren't bald when Joan dates a wavy-haired corporal. 2026-05-16 Actors Funt & Mundane score a hit, leading to a performance at the supersized Astro Bowl; guest Hal Linden. 2026-05-16 Sleepwalking Maynard is accused of jewel theft. 2026-05-16 A set of ridiculous new rules and duties posted by Mr. Conklin has the faculty in a tizzy, so Miss Brooks calls an emergency meeting during lunch at her house. 2026-05-16 ALF demands a fair trial after being accused of throwing a ball through the Ochmoneks' window. With Max Wright and Ann Schedeen. 2026-05-16 ALF believes that he scared Willie's (Max Wright) uncle to death. With Ann Schedeen. 2026-05-16 Danny dreams that Stephanie dances on Broadway; Rebecca cons Jesse into attending her baby shower. 2026-05-16 The 100th episode looks back at the first four seasons, then Rebecca has twins. 2026-05-16 The 100th episode looks back at the first four seasons, then Rebecca has twins. 2026-05-16 Jesse panics when he accidentally mixes up the only means of telling the twins apart; Danny likes his temporary co-host. 2026-05-16 Peter trades his guitar for half of a treasure map. 2026-05-16 The boys' ballet-company employers are actually spies. 2026-05-16 Our host, Marsha Panuce, introduces young viewers to many different and varied animals. 2026-05-16 Showcasing the efforts of compassionate individuals helping all kinds of animals in trouble and animal care tips. 2026-05-16 Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe. 2026-05-16 Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe. 2026-05-16 Danny has more dates than he can keep after a San Francisco magazine names him bachelor of the month; Danny is more interested in his new co-host. 2026-05-16 Michelle blames Joey for her fall while learning to ride a bike. 2026-05-16 D.J. the babysitter fears the repercussions when Michelle and Stephanie are caught trying to sneak into a movie theater. 2026-05-16 Jesse plays with an "oldies" band to earn some extra money. 2026-05-16 When Peter fails in his efforts to attract Jan's new girlfriend, he asks Greg for help. 2026-05-16 Marcia talks her mother into appearing with her in the high-school family frolics. 2026-05-16 Jan complains about her lack of privacy and gradually finds herself excluded from the other children's activities. 2026-05-16 Mike mistakenly believes that Greg wants to follow in his footsteps because of a paper he prepares for school. 2026-05-16 After accidentally knocking herself out, Mary Ann revives thinking she is Ginger. 2026-05-16 Gilligan discovers an ancient stone tablet in a prehistoric cave. 2026-05-16 An island girl declares she is Gilligan's slave forever after he saves her from drowning. 2026-05-16 Gilligan and the Skipper find a jet pack that enables them to fly like birds. 2026-05-16 Gomer is arrested when he tries to return money to the phone company. 2026-05-16 Duke Slater wins an amateur talent contest at Carter's expense. 2026-05-16 Gomer wins a weekend trip for two to Las Vegas, and Carter strikes it rich at the crap tables. 2026-05-16 Opie Taylor from Mayberry runs away from home to join Gomer in the Marines. 2026-05-16 A fortune hunter (Mike Minor) pretends to be a descendant of Davy Crockett. 2026-05-16 Jane learns her new boyfriend is a fortune hunter who wants to marry Elly and her millions. 2026-05-16 A rural family reluctantly exchanges a one-room mountain cabin for $25 million and a 35-room mansion, after they strike oil on their land. 2026-05-17 Jed and his family are mistaken for a staff of crazy servants when they move into their new mansion. 2026-05-17 New Year's Eve in the courtroom finds the judge dealing with a diapered "Mr. 1987" and an escaped convict who's trying to get to Times Square. 2026-05-17 A woman disrupts the court proceedings to confess to murdering her husband, while Dan decides to become a donor for a sperm bank. 2026-05-17 Depressed over their financial problems, Mac (Charlie Robinson) decides to leave Quon Le (Denise Kumagai). 2026-05-17 Christine shocks her coworkers when she announces that she is getting married. 2026-05-17 Sam breaks one of his cardinal rules when he dates the wife of a jealous man. 2026-05-17 After sharing a pleasant dinner with Frasier's famous psychologist mother, Diane is stunned by the woman's murder threat. 2026-05-17 Carla announces that she is giving up the fight for custody of her son. 2026-05-17 Diane suffers a mysterious allergic reaction after moving in with Frasier. 2026-05-17 At the school where Emily works, low reading scores prompt indignant outbursts and threats from angry parents. Principal Phil Bannister flees their wrath by going on an extended fishing trip, but not before he tells Emily to handle the crisis. 2026-05-17 Bob gives up his practice in Chicago to become a professor at a small college in Oregon. 2026-05-17 Bob invites Emily to join his fear-of-flying group on a trip to New York, but is surprised to find that Emily also has a fear of flying and refuses to go; after Emily talks with Howard she decides to go, only to back out after boarding the plane. 2026-05-17 It's "Vocation Day" in Emily's class, and Bob feels left out when he's not invited. At the last minute, he's asked to fill in, but Emily's worst fears are confirmed when Bob fails to excite the kids' interest. 2026-05-17 Agent Maxwell Smart and Agent 99 need to rescue the chief from KAOS. 2026-05-17 Smart and 99 learn of a plot to damage U.S. relations with Latin America. 2026-05-17 Sledge and Dori tackle a ghoulish case involving a supposedly dead horror-film star seen around town in a vampire costume. 2026-05-17 Left for dead, Sledge (David Rasche) is resurrected and transformed into a superhuman enforcer named Hammeroid. With Richard Moll and Armin Shimerman. 2026-05-17 A probation officer and a proud bachelor compete to win fabulous prizes. 2026-05-17 Actor Bobby Van tries to guess the secret word: paper. 2026-05-17 Harriet thinks a pretty girl sold a cleaner to Ozzie. 2026-05-17 Ozzie's story brings a lot of business to the local fish market. 2026-05-17 2026-05-17 2026-05-17 2026-05-17 2026-05-17 2026-05-17 2026-05-17 A rich, elderly man pursues Ann. 2026-05-17 Ann must slap Barry Sullivan onstage. 2026-05-17 Brenda's boyfriend fixes Rhoda up with a loud, egotistical showbiz-type man. 2026-05-17 While at a marriage counselor's office, Joe makes a startling disclosure. 2026-05-17 Problems develop when Rhoda adds a few unwanted pounds just as Brenda becomes slim for the first time in her life. 2026-05-17 Rhoda plans a wild act to demonstrate to Joe that she is not a dull person. 2026-05-17 A luncheon Mary hosts for Ted and Georgette evolves into a spontaneous wedding. 2026-05-17 After 30 years, Lou's old flame comes back into his life. 2026-05-17 Mary is in love, but finds it hard getting used to her boyfriend publicly expressing his emotions. 2026-05-17 Ted surprises everyone with gifts from his tax refund, then learns that the IRS is going to audit him. 2026-05-17 Laverne and Shirley are laid off at the brewery and are forced to get jobs as dime-a-dance girls. 2026-05-17 Everything goes wrong when Laverne and Shirley are asked out by "dreamboats.". 2026-05-17 Shirley has not seen her father in a long time so he sets up a date with her, but never shows up. 2026-05-17 Shirley wins a contest that entitles her to a honeymoon weekend at a classy hotel. 2026-05-17 Mama disrupts Vint and Naomi's plans for a romantic anniversary. 2026-05-17 Mama announces her plans to run for mayor. 2026-05-17 Mama discovers that the mayor's job is overwhelming. 2026-05-17 Mama and Naomi battle in court over the issue of a broken vacuum cleaner. 2026-05-17 Lucy tries to convince Bob Hope she isn't a jinx. 2026-05-17 Lucy tries to determine her son's future career by the toys he prefers. 2026-05-17 Vacationing Lucy McGillicuddy meets Ricky Ricardo in Havana; Fred and Ethel Mertz are honeymooners. 2026-05-18