KDIT-CD Edith's favorite cousin comes to the rescue when Archie gets the flu. 2026-05-19 Archie gets trapped in an elevator with a neurotic secretary, a wealthy black lawyer, a pregnant woman and her husband. 2026-05-19 The women take DNA tests to learn about their ancestries; Melanie pretends to be someone else; Victoria learns she is Native American; Joy and Elka make a startling discovery. 2026-05-19 Elka believes that Bob has given Joy a voodoo doll; Melanie doses her boyfriend with estrogen by accident; Victoria's agent visits. 2026-05-19 Rob tries to help an old radio comedy writer make a comeback. 2026-05-19 When one of Ritchie's two pet ducks dies, it seems as if the Petrie family has lost one of its human members. 2026-05-19 When a suspicious spot appears on Norm's chest X-ray, he decides to fulfill a dream of sailing around the world. 2026-05-19 Sam meets one of Diane's intense friends (Carol Kane), who invites her parents over to meet Sam, their future son-in-law, hours after their first date. 2026-05-19 The Sunshine Cab Co. is transformed into a wedding chapel for the marriage of Latka and Simka. 2026-05-19 Oscar's young niece arrives at the apartment in an advanced state of pregnancy after running away from home. 2026-05-19 Bob experiences pangs of jealousy when Emily's handsome new tennis instructor comes to see him with an emotional problem, namely, his inability to turn down the women who are all uncontrollably attracted to him. 2026-05-19 A KAOS master of disguises tries to assassinate a witness against KAOS. 2026-05-19 Ralph tries to get the landlord (Jack Benny) to pay for some apartment repairs. 2026-05-19 Bilko tries to teach Doberman about card sharks. 2026-05-19 Another sketch of kitchen commercials; the world's oldest baggage handler; a businessman summoned to an IRS meeting brags about how he outsmarted the government; guest Neil Sedaka. 2026-05-19 Dobie and Herbert search for a starlet's dog. 2026-05-19 After a young boy becomes enamored with Miss Brooks, his father, a rich maharajah, tries to persuade her to return to India with them. 2026-05-19 A week in New York transforms Betty Jo into a svelte sophisticate. 2026-05-19 Ann's newlywed cousin, a confirmed moocher, moves in with Ann for his honeymoon. 2026-05-19 Advice from Jesse and Danny makes D.J. a nervous driver; Michelle is annoying when Stephanie has friends over. 2026-05-19 When Jesse and Rebecca disagree over how to raise the twins, Jesse imagines them as teenagers. 2026-05-19 Danny's obsession with cleanliness causes a family revolt that turns him into "Dirty Dan.". 2026-05-19 Jesse, Joey and Danny trade an awards dinner for a drive-in movie when they learn D.J. is there with a teenage Casanova. 2026-05-19 Skip Farnun sees the Bradys coming out of a supermarket and decides they are ideal for his soap commercial. 2026-05-19 Events conspire to make French lose his cool. 2026-05-19 A reserved man learns some child psychology. 2026-05-19 Dennis the Menace (Jay North) helps Donna redecorate. 2026-05-19 Ernie's latest class project may be the cause of Steve's accidents. 2026-05-19 Barbara's cooking skills win her a Hawaiian trip. 2026-05-19 Wheelchair-bound Lucy is sued for knocking down a would-be actor. 2026-05-19 Lucy promises to get Paul Winchell for the bank employees' dinner. 2026-05-19 On the Mertzes' anniversary, the Ricardos give them a television set that does not work. 2026-05-19 Inspired by a home show, Lucy and Ethel decide to redecorate their apartments. 2026-05-19 Just before they are due at a formal banquet, Rob and Laura mistakenly dye their hands black. 2026-05-19 Mary is pursued by two charming bachelors, each of whom wants her constant companionship. 2026-05-19 The Fonz must come to the rescue when Mrs. Cunningham's car crashes into Al's drive-in. 2026-05-19 Laverne and Shirley cook up a scheme to get rid of Frank's latest love interest. 2026-05-19 Julie's parents announce they're divorcing; prudish cabin mates fall in love; a 13-year-old tomboy meets a boy and feels first love. 2026-05-19 A bachelor falls for three traveling companions; a long-separated couple finds changes have occurred; a con man enlists his brother. 2026-05-19 Jed takes Drysdale's suggestion about buying good stock to heart and quickly purchases cows, pigs and chickens. 2026-05-19 Drysdale attempts another step in the social renovation of the Clampetts by lending them his servants. 2026-05-19 Aunt Fran is writing an advice column in the local newspaper, but she doesn't have any good advice; Fran relies on Mama for material; at lunch with her editor, Fran must apply some of Mama's advice when the man tries to take advantage of her. 2026-05-19 Mama discovers a stranger has been buried next to her husband. 2026-05-19 Lamont objects to Fred's plan to propose marriage to widowed Donna Harris. 2026-05-19 Fred fakes amnesia in a scheme to get a color television set. 2026-05-19 Edith's erratic behavior puzzles the family and puts a damper on Archie's and her planned trip to a new resort. 2026-05-20 An investigator with the government comes to question Archie about one of his best friends and co-workers. 2026-05-20 Melanie is jealous when her boyfriend becomes Victoria's love interest in a play; Joy makes Bob watch "Love Actually"; Elka goes on a political talk show. 2026-05-20 Everyone helps Joy's son plan the rehearsal dinner for his wedding; a guest from Joy's past shows up. 2026-05-20 To prove that a wife cannot always recognize her husband on the phone, Rob disguises his voice and calls Laura. 2026-05-20 A crippled jeep and a sprained ankle make Rob two hours late for his own wedding. 2026-05-20 Frasier is devastated when he discovers that his learned mentor has been dating Carla. 2026-05-20 The boys resent Diane's insistence that Frasier go with them on a fishing trip. 2026-05-20 When a wrecking ball destroys Jim's apartment, he moves in with Louie. 2026-05-20 Oscar becomes a somnambulist and vents his frustrations against Felix while sleepwalking. 2026-05-20 Bob finds it extremely difficult to tell his mother that he loves her. 2026-05-20 Smart tries to conceal his occupation from his visiting relatives. 2026-05-20 Part 1/2. The Kramdens and Nortons enter a contest. 2026-05-20 Bilko finds himself caught between a wedding and Army maneuvers. 2026-05-20 Mr. Tudball has a hard time coordinating a fire-safety plan with Mrs. Wiggins; a soldier stranded in a desert with a commanding officer; a parody of 1930s Mickey Rooney/Judy Garland musicals; guest Ken Berry. 2026-05-20 Zelda talks Maynard into proposing to her. 2026-05-20 After Mr. Conklin installs an intercom system throughout the school, Connie and Mr. Munsey stage a special conversation just for Conklin's ears. 2026-05-20 After being sacked from his job, Homer Bedloe arrives in Hooterville in disgrace but in reality it's all another scam to get rid of the Cannonball. 2026-05-20 Ann has a bowling ball stuck to her foot the same night she is to accept a Tony Award for her friend. 2026-05-20 Michelle begins dressing and acting like a boy to win back two friends who suddenly decide they don't like girls. 2026-05-20 An uncoordinated Jesse risks losing a recording contract when he is asked to dance in a rock video. 2026-05-20 Jesse's dance video is a disaster until he convinces the record company to let him do it his way. 2026-05-20 Stephanie and Michelle get lost in the San Francisco airport and unintentionally become stowaways on a flight for New Zealand. 2026-05-20 Peter uses his father's tape recorder to eavesdrop on his brothers and sisters. 2026-05-20 Jody worries that Bill can't attend a father/son night. 2026-05-20 Terry tries to improve her parents. 2026-05-20 Jeff agrees to write love letters for a Greek friend. 2026-05-20 Barbara attempts to tackle a series of domestic problems even though she's sick. 2026-05-20 Dodie's distraught when Tramp disappears. 2026-05-20 The milkman's wife (Totie Fields) thinks Lucy broke up her marriage. 2026-05-20 Mrs. Mooney's diamond ring gets stuck on Lucy's finger. 2026-05-20 Ricky comes down with a sore throat just as he is about to open a new show. 2026-05-20 Constant interruptions frustrate Lucy's attempts to tell Ricky she is pregnant. 2026-05-20 Rob helps his boss, Alan Brady, by rewriting a play starring the comic. 2026-05-20 After Mary turns down Sue Ann's offer to produce her show, Murray accepts the position. 2026-05-20 Richie has trouble with a co-worker when he gets a job on the loading dock of a newspaper. 2026-05-20 The girls go to a supposedly haunted house where Lenny and Squiggy have disappeared. 2026-05-20 A man (Billy Crystal) changes personalities at night; a businessman neglects his wife and son; a witness hides from the mob at sea. 2026-05-20 A ghost plays matchmaker for his widow; Gopher's formerly chubby sister has designs on Doc; a divorced couple are locked in together. 2026-05-20 A private school teacher is shocked to learn that her new fifth-grade student is Jethro. 2026-05-20 Sonny tries to court Elly May, as he determines that she needs to change from a hillbilly into an upper-class lady; Granny offers the use of her love charms to spice up their affair. 2026-05-20 Mama Harper hopes she can keep the cause of her sister's death a secret. 2026-05-20 Aunt Fran's will contains one last condition. 2026-05-20 When Lamont finds a suitcase full of money, he puts it in the safe until the police arrive. 2026-05-20 Fred and Donna have reconciled their differences and are once again planning to wed. 2026-05-20 A young mother leaves her 4-year-old son with Edith, claiming Mike is the child's father. 2026-05-21