KDIT-CD Shirley is handcuffed to a robber, whose escape would lead Shirley to be forced to go with him. 2026-08-07 Students from Stubing's alma mater sail to Greece for a graduation at the Parthenon; guests Lisa Whelchel, Debbie Allen. 2026-08-07 Students from Stubing's alma mater sail to Greece for a graduation at the Parthenon; guests Shirley Jones; Eddie Albert. 2026-08-07 When Jethro gets his draft notice, he buys himself a surplus Army tank and a general's uniform and begins his own training. 2026-08-07 Jethro's military career comes to a halt when psychiatrists won't believe his family is real. 2026-08-07 Mama has a new outlook on life when she's almost hit by lightning. 2026-08-07 Mama wants to sing at Raytown's Founder's Day. 2026-08-07 Grady tries an ancient magic trick and shackles Fred to Esther. 2026-08-07 Seeking Donna's sympathy, Fred decides to prolong his temporary deafness. 2026-08-07 Archie is touched twice by tragedy -- Stretch Cunningham's death and being chosen to deliver the eulogy. 2026-08-08 Gloria's discovery about Edith leads her to convince Mike to give Archie a lecture on the facts of life. 2026-08-08 Elka throws a party to sway the vote of a rival politician; Melanie tries to find out if a cute neighbor saw her naked; Victoria has no idea what her new TV show is about. 2026-08-08 Joy and Bob take Victoria for a ride-along to prepare for her detective role; Elka and Melanie battle Agnes and Mona in a game competition at Stormi's. 2026-08-08 Rob is cast in a low-budget film and turns out to be the screen's worst lover. 2026-08-08 The Helpers' anniversary bash becomes a documentary. 2026-08-08 Sam is bitten by the baby bug while spending time with Frasier and Lilith's son. 2026-08-08 Sam's passion for making a baby with Rebecca is dampened by thoughts of parental responsibility. 2026-08-08 Latka decides to return to his native country to fight in a revolution. 2026-08-08 Felix tries to reform after his finicky attitude toward food ruins an otherwise pleasant dinner with his former wife. 2026-08-08 Bob runs into problems when he brings his therapy group home for a wild role-playing encounter. 2026-08-08 It seems that every man Max picks as his best man meets with a mysterious accident. 2026-08-08 Alice gives Ralph's old suit to charity without knowing the pockets contain money. 2026-08-08 Bilko is the peacemaker in a fight between a wealthy man and his son. 2026-08-08 John Byner and Petula Clark head downtown to the show; along with classic characters, The Old Folks and Alice Portnoy, TV commercial spoofs and the firing of Donald Duck are on tap tonight. 2026-08-08 Crooks buy a restaurant next to a bank. 2026-08-08 Mr. Conklin finds a letter from the school board to the previous principal chastising him for his tyrannical rule. Fearing trouble for himself, he institutes a spare the rod policy that fails miserably. 2026-08-08 ALF is convinced gangsters are chasing the Tanners' houseguest (Todd Susman). With Max Wright and Anne Schedeen. 2026-08-08 ALF's expose earns Willie (Max Wright) a guest spot on a consumer advocate show. David Horowitz appears as himself. 2026-08-08 Jesse catches D.J. with a can of beer in her hand at a school dance. 2026-08-08 Michelle is jealous when the family baby-sits for a neighbor's infant. 2026-08-08 Danny and Joey scheme to retrieve their old fraternity seal from a sorority. 2026-08-08 Danny falls asleep while hosting a telethon and leaves the family to run the show. 2026-08-08 Mike and Davy are kidnapped in a ghost town. Guest: Rose Marie. 2026-08-08 The Monkees try to help a boy keep his pet horse. 2026-08-08 Learning about bird watching. 2026-08-08 Showcasing the efforts of compassionate individuals helping all kinds of animals in trouble and animal care tips. 2026-08-08 A miniature potbellied pig gives a little boy the confidence and comfort he needs to make friends and to be himself; a poodle helps a visually impaired handler. 2026-08-08 Jack counts down seven bizarre creatures. 2026-08-08 Jesse's grandparents (Jack Kruschen, Vera Lockwood) bring special presents when they visit from Greece. 2026-08-08 When Michelle misbehaves, it is up to Danny to discipline her. 2026-08-08 Jesse's wardrobe for a cologne commercial is limited to a towel. 2026-08-08 Joey and Stephanie go to a mother/daughter slumber party when Becky can't make it. 2026-08-08 Greg Needs $150 to record his original song so he convinces his siblings to join him. They notice that Peter's voice is crackling due to puberty and have to decide to record with or without him. 2026-08-08 Jan finds a picture of her Aunt Jenny when she was the same age and discovers they are look-alikes. 2026-08-08 The loser of Bobby and Greg's bet must do everything the winner says for a week. 2026-08-08 The column Peter is writing for the school newspaper is a profitable venture. 2026-08-08 The castaways make a silent movie in the hopes that it will be discovered by someone who will rescue them. 2026-08-08 Gilligan and the Skipper hear a radio broadcast telling of the collapse of the Howell financial empire. 2026-08-08 Two Russian cosmonauts go off course and land in the lagoon. The castaways see this as an opportunity to leave the island, but their visitors have other plans. 2026-08-08 The Skipper accidentally creates a radio receiver in Gilligan's mouth. 2026-08-08 Gomer wins a boat in a jingle contest, and Carter offers to pay the upkeep and become part owner. 2026-08-08 Con artist Friendly Freddy sells Gomer a pearl ring for Lou-Ann. 2026-08-08 After an argument, Carter and Bunny turn their attentions toward Lou-Ann and Gomer. 2026-08-08 A Latin American military man, observing Carter's platoon, proposes to overthrow him. 2026-08-08 This series follows the Clampett family from the Ozarks to posh Beverly Hills after they strike oil and become millionaires. Banker Mr. Drysdale tries to keep them from foolishly spending their newfound wealth, and he also tries to "civilize" them -- usually succeeding in making a fool of himself in the process. 2026-08-08