KDIT-CD Mary exercises her authority to hire anyone she wants by hiring a female sportscaster. 2026-11-12 Richie persuades Fonzie to star in the title role of "Hamlet" for a fund-raising performance. 2026-11-12 After losing their jobs, the girls decide to move to California. 2026-11-12 Gopher objects when his widowed mother dates; four friends pretend to be rich; a reporter arrives to interview a Korean comedian. 2026-11-12 A nun meets a man she knew before her vows; a doctor wants to keep his profession a secret; an overdone joke may see Gopher wed. 2026-11-12 Granny distills a love potion intended to land a husband for her "decrepit" granddaughter, Elly. 2026-11-12 Mr. Drysdale and Granny try to marry off Jed to a woman they believe is a millionaire. 2026-11-12 The Harper family competes on "Family Feud.". 2026-11-12 Mama and Eunice share confidences in jail. 2026-11-12 Fred becomes a clergyman of the Divine Profit Church to avoid paying taxes. 2026-11-13 Fearful that his days are numbered, Fred prepares a will and summons everyone to an advance reading. 2026-11-13 Impious Archie becomes religious after a close brush with death. 2026-11-13 George Jefferson uses Archie's signature to get on the ballot when he decides to run for a local political office. 2026-11-13 Melanie is jealous when her boyfriend becomes Victoria's love interest in a play; Joy makes Bob watch "Love Actually"; Elka goes on a political talk show. 2026-11-13 Everyone helps Joy's son plan the rehearsal dinner for his wedding; a guest from Joy's past shows up. 2026-11-13 Rob recalls the time he defended his title as middleweight champion of an Army camp. 2026-11-13 Rob and Laura become rivals when each writes a story for children. 2026-11-13 A 20-year-old executive (Alex Nevil) develops a crush on Rebecca. 2026-11-13 Rebecca has a phony romance with Sam to protect herself from Martin Teal (Alex Nevil). 2026-11-13 Louie wants to move into a classy apartment building, but first he must be approved by a panel of snobby tenants. 2026-11-13 The court deals with a man who, once declared legally dead, returns home to his wife to find she has remarried. 2026-11-13 Oscar's ex-wife is remarrying and invites him to the wedding. 2026-11-13 Bob and his friend "The Peeper" take a trip down memory lane and wind up in the slammer. 2026-11-13 Max learns of KAOS' plans to kill top space scientists, but crashes his car on the way to CONTROL. 2026-11-13 The Nortons move in with the Kramdens while their apartment gets painted; Ralph invites his boss to dinner. 2026-11-13 Ken Berry and Nanette Fabray join in tonight's episode; Carol plays a dowdy secretary discouraging some glamorous temp applicants, and the movie spoof Flight 13 To Nowhere. 2026-11-13 A matchmaker pairs local people with stars. 2026-11-13 Bonnie, Connie's imaginary twin sister, takes part in a scheme against Mr. Conklin. 2026-11-13 Ozzie invites an old friend to dinner, unaware of Harriet's plans. 2026-11-13 Ann and Don accompany their eloping friends to Connecticut -- and disaster. 2026-11-13 Michelle learns about caring for a pet when she wins a goldfish at a carnival. 2026-11-13 Jesse risks one last daring escapade on the eve of his wedding. 2026-11-13 The wedding ceremony for Jesse and Rebecca is delayed when the groom fails to arrive. 2026-11-13 Jesse and Rebecca return from their honeymoon with plans to move into their own place. 2026-11-13 Cindy volunteers the family to perform a satire of the fairy tale "Snow White.". 2026-11-13 Bill asks a comedian (Joyce Van Patten) for a date. 2026-11-13 Danny suggests she try more ladylike behavior when Terry falls for a boy who doesn't seem to know she's alive. 2026-11-13 A girl inspires Jeff to serve on a dance committee. 2026-11-13 Soon after Katie and Chip get their driving licenses, the car collects a big scratch, but neither will plead guilty. 2026-11-13 Chip invites a long-haired, guitar-playing boy from Liverpool to be a key addition to his off-key band. 2026-11-13 Joe Namath convinces Lucy that Craig could be a star quarterback. 2026-11-13 Lucy gets a surprise when she thinks she has a date with Dean Martin's double. 2026-11-13 Lucy takes a job as a babysitter for a pair of mischievous twins. Their mother asks that Lucy be in a talent show with the boys and, if they win, she can keep the prize money. Lucy and the boys sing with a little dancing helped by a pet frog. 2026-11-13 Lucy tries to arrange a match between a love-starved old lady (Bea Benaderet) and a giddy grocery man (Edward Everett Horton), but in her efforts to play Cupid, Lucy gives the grocer the idea that she has a crush on him. 2026-11-13 Laura despairs when Rob learns of her elaborate plans to throw a surprise party for him. 2026-11-13 Ted is stricken with a mild heart attack and undergoes a personality change. 2026-11-13 Potsie invites three stranded beauty pageant contestants to spend the night at the Cunninghams' home. 2026-11-13 The girls meet their new neighbors and experience their first earthquake. 2026-11-13 Julie advises a shy friend; Vicki and a boy hide a stowaway; a man warns the crew to leave his wife alone. 2026-11-13 The crew wonders where a bank guard got his money; A social worker questions Vicki's schooling; Honeymooners are pestered. 2026-11-13 The Clampetts think a dieting billionaire is a starving farmer, and they try to fatten him up. 2026-11-13 The senior Clampetts plan an old-fashioned barn dance, but Elly and Jethro turn it into a rock 'n' roll blast. 2026-11-13 Mama goes to work for a travel agency. 2026-11-13 Tempers flare after Sonia finds out Buzz has been given a later curfew on the night of the homecoming dance. 2026-11-13 Fred organizes a protest against a store that discriminates against older citizens. 2026-11-14