KDIT-CD Fred becomes a clergyman of the Divine Profit Church to avoid paying taxes. 2026-11-13 Fearful that his days are numbered, Fred prepares a will and summons everyone to an advance reading. 2026-11-13 Impious Archie becomes religious after a close brush with death. 2026-11-13 George Jefferson uses Archie's signature to get on the ballot when he decides to run for a local political office. 2026-11-13 Melanie is jealous when her boyfriend becomes Victoria's love interest in a play; Joy makes Bob watch "Love Actually"; Elka goes on a political talk show. 2026-11-13 Everyone helps Joy's son plan the rehearsal dinner for his wedding; a guest from Joy's past shows up. 2026-11-13 Rob recalls the time he defended his title as middleweight champion of an Army camp. 2026-11-13 Rob and Laura become rivals when each writes a story for children. 2026-11-13 A 20-year-old executive (Alex Nevil) develops a crush on Rebecca. 2026-11-13 Rebecca has a phony romance with Sam to protect herself from Martin Teal (Alex Nevil). 2026-11-13 Louie wants to move into a classy apartment building, but first he must be approved by a panel of snobby tenants. 2026-11-13 The court deals with a man who, once declared legally dead, returns home to his wife to find she has remarried. 2026-11-13 Oscar's ex-wife is remarrying and invites him to the wedding. 2026-11-13 Bob and his friend "The Peeper" take a trip down memory lane and wind up in the slammer. 2026-11-13 Max learns of KAOS' plans to kill top space scientists, but crashes his car on the way to CONTROL. 2026-11-13 The Nortons move in with the Kramdens while their apartment gets painted; Ralph invites his boss to dinner. 2026-11-13 Ken Berry and Nanette Fabray join in tonight's episode; Carol plays a dowdy secretary discouraging some glamorous temp applicants, and the movie spoof Flight 13 To Nowhere. 2026-11-13 A matchmaker pairs local people with stars. 2026-11-13 Bonnie, Connie's imaginary twin sister, takes part in a scheme against Mr. Conklin. 2026-11-13 Ozzie invites an old friend to dinner, unaware of Harriet's plans. 2026-11-13 Ann and Don accompany their eloping friends to Connecticut -- and disaster. 2026-11-13 Michelle learns about caring for a pet when she wins a goldfish at a carnival. 2026-11-13 Jesse risks one last daring escapade on the eve of his wedding. 2026-11-13 The wedding ceremony for Jesse and Rebecca is delayed when the groom fails to arrive. 2026-11-13 Jesse and Rebecca return from their honeymoon with plans to move into their own place. 2026-11-13 Cindy volunteers the family to perform a satire of the fairy tale "Snow White.". 2026-11-13 Bill asks a comedian (Joyce Van Patten) for a date. 2026-11-13 Danny suggests she try more ladylike behavior when Terry falls for a boy who doesn't seem to know she's alive. 2026-11-13 A girl inspires Jeff to serve on a dance committee. 2026-11-13 Soon after Katie and Chip get their driving licenses, the car collects a big scratch, but neither will plead guilty. 2026-11-13 Chip invites a long-haired, guitar-playing boy from Liverpool to be a key addition to his off-key band. 2026-11-13 Joe Namath convinces Lucy that Craig could be a star quarterback. 2026-11-13 Lucy gets a surprise when she thinks she has a date with Dean Martin's double. 2026-11-13 Lucy takes a job as a babysitter for a pair of mischievous twins. Their mother asks that Lucy be in a talent show with the boys and, if they win, she can keep the prize money. Lucy and the boys sing with a little dancing helped by a pet frog. 2026-11-13 Lucy tries to arrange a match between a love-starved old lady (Bea Benaderet) and a giddy grocery man (Edward Everett Horton), but in her efforts to play Cupid, Lucy gives the grocer the idea that she has a crush on him. 2026-11-13 Laura despairs when Rob learns of her elaborate plans to throw a surprise party for him. 2026-11-13 Ted is stricken with a mild heart attack and undergoes a personality change. 2026-11-13 Potsie invites three stranded beauty pageant contestants to spend the night at the Cunninghams' home. 2026-11-13 The girls meet their new neighbors and experience their first earthquake. 2026-11-13 Julie advises a shy friend; Vicki and a boy hide a stowaway; a man warns the crew to leave his wife alone. 2026-11-13 The crew wonders where a bank guard got his money; A social worker questions Vicki's schooling; Honeymooners are pestered. 2026-11-13 The Clampetts think a dieting billionaire is a starving farmer, and they try to fatten him up. 2026-11-13 The senior Clampetts plan an old-fashioned barn dance, but Elly and Jethro turn it into a rock 'n' roll blast. 2026-11-13 Mama goes to work for a travel agency. 2026-11-13 Tempers flare after Sonia finds out Buzz has been given a later curfew on the night of the homecoming dance. 2026-11-13 Fred organizes a protest against a store that discriminates against older citizens. 2026-11-14 Fred hits a lucky gambling streak when he and Lamont need money to buy the Sanford Arms. 2026-11-14 A shady salesman hustles Archie into signing for costly aluminum siding to prevent heat loss. 2026-11-14 Gloria feels like a "dumb blonde" when Mike ignores her for an intellectual friend. 2026-11-14 After taking engagement photos, Joy learns something new about Bob; Melanie dates herself; Victoria wants a new picture on her driver's license; Elka and Mamie pose nude. 2026-11-14 Melanie deals with a temperamental chef; Victoria tries to impress a restaurant critic; Joy meets the mother of the baby he hopes to adopt; Elka goes on a date. 2026-11-14 Rob goes out to cool off after a quarrel with Laura and winds up in trouble. 2026-11-14 Rob recalls the time he was out of work and Laura was expecting Ritchie. 2026-11-14 Carla transforms herself into what she thinks is Eddie's ideal woman. 2026-11-14 Frasier and Lilith hire Norm as their interior decorator after firing a renowned designer. 2026-11-14 Alex becomes obsessed with his dog's well-being when he finds out his beloved pet hasn't long to live. 2026-11-14 An attractive witness falls for Harry -- the only problem is that she's a nun. 2026-11-14 After their apartment is robbed, Felix talks Oscar into moving into Security Arms. 2026-11-14 Bob defends the work ethic when Jerry comes into a pile of money and promptly retires from the dental profession. 2026-11-14 KAOS plants a bomb in Max's apartment to kill a visiting scientist. 2026-11-14 Ralph's attempt to secure Tommy and Jimmy Dorsey as performers for the Raccoon's Ball hits a snag when he finds the brothers in the middle of a feud. 2026-11-14 Guests are Dyan Cannon and Paul Lynde; Lynde plays a smarmy insurance salesman, and later appears in Canoga Falls in Cannon on As The Stomach Turns. 2026-11-14 Toody tries to give Lucille a special gift. 2026-11-14 Mrs. Nestor's in need of a boyfriend, so Connie sets out to search for one. 2026-11-14 Neal and his ex-wife (JM J. Bullock, Alyce Beasley) reconcile, but ALF goes a long way to prove her motives are less than honest. With Anne Schedeen. 2026-11-14 ALF enters the art world after he earns praise for a still life made from food. Kenneth David Gilman guest stars. With Max Wright. 2026-11-14 D.J. and Stephanie attempt some renovations of their own when the house is remodeled. 2026-11-14 Stephanie's winning pitch gains her a starting place on a Little League team. 2026-11-14 The Tanner family travels to Hollywood when Joey wins the lead in a television pilot. 2026-11-14 D.J. gets into trouble with her father when she sneaks out to meet a boy. 2026-11-14 Mike runs for mayor to stop a crooked developer. 2026-11-14 Two crooks dupe Peter into copying an art masterpiece. 2026-11-14 Celebrating intriguing animals and those who care for them. 2026-11-14 What an animal eats helps determine the shape of its mouth, the length of its neck, and other physical features. 2026-11-14 A surfing dog helps a young boy find his confidence in the water; a poodle helps a young woman who has a heart defect. 2026-11-14 Six incredible, dangerous and dirty animal jobs include wrangling crocodiles, caring for elephants and herding cattle. 2026-11-14 Jesse helps with Michelle's preschool graduation ceremony; a college student (Jennifer Nash) falls for Danny. 2026-11-14 News of his band's touring contract distracts Jesse from bigger news -- Rebecca's pregnancy. 2026-11-14 Jesse and Rebecca feel confident about parenthood until they learn she is expecting twins. 2026-11-14 Michelle schemes to match Danny up with her kindergarten teacher (June Lockhart). 2026-11-14 Bobby changes his mind about kissing girls when he gets his first kiss from a classmate. When he kisses her for the second time, she informs him that she may have the mumps. 2026-11-14 Peter poses as a high-school senior so he can date an older woman. 2026-11-14 Greg and his football teammates steal a rival school's mascot. 2026-11-14 Marcia's new part-time job at an ice cream parlor causes problems at home and with her boyfriend. 2026-11-14 Gilligan and Skipper set sail on a raft in an attempt to find help. 2026-11-14 The Skipper orders the castaways to build a community hut due to impending tropical storms. 2026-11-14 The Skipper and Gilligan fear that voodoo is responsible when the supply hut is burglarized. 2026-11-14 The Skipper has to relive a World War II experience to repair the radio transmitter. 2026-11-14 Sgt. Carter is tormented by the fact that no matter how hard he "rides" Gomer, the recruit still likes him. 2026-11-14 In revenge for fouling up an exercise, Carter pits Gomer against the "Dragon Lady.". 2026-11-14 Gomer and Carter are partners on a five-day survival test in the "wilderness.". 2026-11-14 Gomer escorts the colonel's daughter to the enlisted men's dance. 2026-11-14 This series follows the Clampett family from the Ozarks to posh Beverly Hills after they strike oil and become millionaires. Banker Mr. Drysdale tries to keep them from foolishly spending their newfound wealth, and he also tries to "civilize" them -- usually succeeding in making a fool of himself in the process. 2026-11-15