KDIT-CD Fred organizes a protest against a store that discriminates against older citizens. 2026-11-14 Fred hits a lucky gambling streak when he and Lamont need money to buy the Sanford Arms. 2026-11-14 A shady salesman hustles Archie into signing for costly aluminum siding to prevent heat loss. 2026-11-14 Gloria feels like a "dumb blonde" when Mike ignores her for an intellectual friend. 2026-11-14 After taking engagement photos, Joy learns something new about Bob; Melanie dates herself; Victoria wants a new picture on her driver's license; Elka and Mamie pose nude. 2026-11-14 Melanie deals with a temperamental chef; Victoria tries to impress a restaurant critic; Joy meets the mother of the baby he hopes to adopt; Elka goes on a date. 2026-11-14 Rob goes out to cool off after a quarrel with Laura and winds up in trouble. 2026-11-14 Rob recalls the time he was out of work and Laura was expecting Ritchie. 2026-11-14 Carla transforms herself into what she thinks is Eddie's ideal woman. 2026-11-14 Frasier and Lilith hire Norm as their interior decorator after firing a renowned designer. 2026-11-14 Alex becomes obsessed with his dog's well-being when he finds out his beloved pet hasn't long to live. 2026-11-14 An attractive witness falls for Harry -- the only problem is that she's a nun. 2026-11-14 After their apartment is robbed, Felix talks Oscar into moving into Security Arms. 2026-11-14 Bob defends the work ethic when Jerry comes into a pile of money and promptly retires from the dental profession. 2026-11-14 KAOS plants a bomb in Max's apartment to kill a visiting scientist. 2026-11-14 Ralph's attempt to secure Tommy and Jimmy Dorsey as performers for the Raccoon's Ball hits a snag when he finds the brothers in the middle of a feud. 2026-11-14 Guests are Dyan Cannon and Paul Lynde; Lynde plays a smarmy insurance salesman, and later appears in Canoga Falls in Cannon on As The Stomach Turns. 2026-11-14 Toody tries to give Lucille a special gift. 2026-11-14 Mrs. Nestor's in need of a boyfriend, so Connie sets out to search for one. 2026-11-14 Neal and his ex-wife (JM J. Bullock, Alyce Beasley) reconcile, but ALF goes a long way to prove her motives are less than honest. With Anne Schedeen. 2026-11-14 ALF enters the art world after he earns praise for a still life made from food. Kenneth David Gilman guest stars. With Max Wright. 2026-11-14 D.J. and Stephanie attempt some renovations of their own when the house is remodeled. 2026-11-14 Stephanie's winning pitch gains her a starting place on a Little League team. 2026-11-14 The Tanner family travels to Hollywood when Joey wins the lead in a television pilot. 2026-11-14 D.J. gets into trouble with her father when she sneaks out to meet a boy. 2026-11-14 Mike runs for mayor to stop a crooked developer. 2026-11-14 Two crooks dupe Peter into copying an art masterpiece. 2026-11-14 Celebrating intriguing animals and those who care for them. 2026-11-14 What an animal eats helps determine the shape of its mouth, the length of its neck, and other physical features. 2026-11-14 A surfing dog helps a young boy find his confidence in the water; a poodle helps a young woman who has a heart defect. 2026-11-14 Six incredible, dangerous and dirty animal jobs include wrangling crocodiles, caring for elephants and herding cattle. 2026-11-14 Jesse helps with Michelle's preschool graduation ceremony; a college student (Jennifer Nash) falls for Danny. 2026-11-14 News of his band's touring contract distracts Jesse from bigger news -- Rebecca's pregnancy. 2026-11-14 Jesse and Rebecca feel confident about parenthood until they learn she is expecting twins. 2026-11-14 Michelle schemes to match Danny up with her kindergarten teacher (June Lockhart). 2026-11-14 Bobby changes his mind about kissing girls when he gets his first kiss from a classmate. When he kisses her for the second time, she informs him that she may have the mumps. 2026-11-14 Peter poses as a high-school senior so he can date an older woman. 2026-11-14 Greg and his football teammates steal a rival school's mascot. 2026-11-14 Marcia's new part-time job at an ice cream parlor causes problems at home and with her boyfriend. 2026-11-14 Gilligan and Skipper set sail on a raft in an attempt to find help. 2026-11-14 The Skipper orders the castaways to build a community hut due to impending tropical storms. 2026-11-14 The Skipper and Gilligan fear that voodoo is responsible when the supply hut is burglarized. 2026-11-14 The Skipper has to relive a World War II experience to repair the radio transmitter. 2026-11-14 Sgt. Carter is tormented by the fact that no matter how hard he "rides" Gomer, the recruit still likes him. 2026-11-14 In revenge for fouling up an exercise, Carter pits Gomer against the "Dragon Lady.". 2026-11-14 Gomer and Carter are partners on a five-day survival test in the "wilderness.". 2026-11-14 Gomer escorts the colonel's daughter to the enlisted men's dance. 2026-11-14 This series follows the Clampett family from the Ozarks to posh Beverly Hills after they strike oil and become millionaires. Banker Mr. Drysdale tries to keep them from foolishly spending their newfound wealth, and he also tries to "civilize" them -- usually succeeding in making a fool of himself in the process. 2026-11-15 A young defense attorney's (Markie Post) court debut is marred by the presence of her disruptive father. 2026-11-15 A new defense attorney is jailed for protecting a client accused of kidnapping a cat. 2026-11-15 Hogan starts to work with members of the Underground but runs into trouble. 2026-11-15 Hogan has to free three prisoners from the German secret police. 2026-11-15 Cliff wires himself to an electric shock device to improve his personality. 2026-11-15 Sam considers skydiving out of a plane in order to impress Rebecca. 2026-11-15 Sam is drawn to both a mother (Sandahl Bergman) and daughter. 2026-11-15 Woody feels inadequate and defects to the competition on the eve of a drink-mixing contest. 2026-11-15 Jerry, retired orthodontist and orphan, takes off on a world tour to search for his long-lost parents. 2026-11-15 Bob's invitation to lecture at a prestigious sex seminar results in distress when the audience shows up nude. 2026-11-15 Bob runs into problems when he brings his therapy group home for a wild role-playing encounter. 2026-11-15 Bob succumbs to the pressures of living in a big city and seeks employment at a small rural college. 2026-11-15 The KAOS leader, Siegfried, plans the world's biggest kidnapping scheme. 2026-11-15 KAOS blackmails the world by threatening to launch a missile. 2026-11-15 When a number of babies at the maternity ward of a local hospital vanish, Hammer and Doreau (David Rasche, Anne-Marie Martin) investigate. 2026-11-15 Sledge becomes a contestant on a game show to investigate the reigning champion's death. Guest: Peter Marshall. 2026-11-15 An expectant mother competes to win fabulous prizes. 2026-11-15 A collection of some of Groucho Marx's best moments on the game show "You Bet Your Life.". 2026-11-15 Ozzie is forced to break his tradition of giving Harriet carnation perfume for her birthday. 2026-11-15 The Nelsons go on a camping trip. 2026-11-15 2026-11-15 2026-11-15 2026-11-15 2026-11-15 2026-11-15 2026-11-15 Bobbie Jo enters a contest sponsored by Gitney's Old English Tomato Sauce and wins first prize, an English butler. 2026-11-15 Kate battles rural postmasters to recover an ill-advised letter. 2026-11-15 Brenda falls for a young federal agent who is using her apartment to check on the residence across the street. 2026-11-15 Ida demonstrates her knack for jumping to conclusions when Martin begins to act very secretively. 2026-11-15 Rhoda and Joe decide the only way they can get to spend more time together is to barricade themselves in their apartment. 2026-11-15 When Brenda turns down Lenny's marriage proposal, he quits his job and falls into a state of depression. 2026-11-15 Ann almost ruins a surprise birthday party Don has arranged for her. 2026-11-15 Lou Marie's grilling of Don about his future plans for Ann leads to a spat between the couple. 2026-11-15 Ann accompanies Don on an interview with an opera star and gets more involved than she'd anticipated. 2026-11-15 Ann tries to convince her family that city life is safe. 2026-11-15 While trying to meet Troy Donahue on a movie set, the girls are mistaken for stuntwomen. 2026-11-15 Laverne agrees to help Shirley in a knife throwing stunt at a grand opening. 2026-11-15 Rum-filled candies make Laverne tipsy when she eats too many, risking her new job. 2026-11-15 "The Dating Game" selects Lenny and Squiggy as contestants. 2026-11-15 Mama takes a weekend trip with an old beau. 2026-11-15 Mama runs out to replace Fran's dress after she accidentally burns a hole in it. 2026-11-15 Vint agrees to marry a Portuguese woman so she can get legal U.S. status. 2026-11-15 Eunice undergoes a drastic change after listening to Buzz's tape on positive thinking. 2026-11-15 Lucy finally finds what she believes to be the perfect solution for getting into show business. After Ethel gives her a book about psychological diseases, Lucy pretends to suffer from numerous ailments so that Ricky will feel sorry for her. 2026-11-16