KAGW-CD Carrie and Doug reminisce about how they first met, remembering that it certainly wasn't love at first sight. 2026-08-11 Doug loses all his money when he goes to Atlantic City with Deacon; Arthur threatens to injure Carrie's boss. 2026-08-11 Alan takes Charlie to meet with his sexy and determined divorce attorney, Laura, after Judith expresses concern that Charlie is a bad influence on Jake; Charlie and Laura begin a sexual relationship; Laura doesn't care that he dates other women, but she does have one request, Charlie must be available for her whenever she wants him; Charlie loves the idea, until Laura takes advantage of the situat 2026-08-11 Charlie attempts to cure Alan of his recent bout of sleepwalking; Jake sees a therapist (Jane Lynch). 2026-08-11 Charlie tries to sweet talk Judith's divorcee support-group into letting Jake continue to spend weekends at his place. 2026-08-11 A pregnancy scare has Charlie heading to the doctor for a vasectomy. 2026-08-11 Disaster strikes when George's mom forgets about a lit cigarette. Carmen is determined to marry her boyfriend Jason and have a baby, much to George and Angie's dismay. 2026-08-11 Carmen insists that she and Jason get married and have a baby so they can stay together. 2026-08-11 When Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa hears that George has been imitating him in order to bully a menacing biker, he decides to pay a visit. 2026-08-11 Rather than give in to Benny's incessant pleas to buy her a new car, George and Angie agree to drive her around town. 2026-08-11 A wealthy family invites the Connors to visit their estate on Cape Cod. 2026-08-11 Roseanne goes on the offensive when her family is kidnapped by terrorists and held aboard a speeding train. 2026-08-11 Fran's optimum time for conception occurs while Maxwell is making an appearance on "Hollywood Squares.". 2026-08-11 Fran and Maxwell (Fran Drescher, Charles Shaughnessy) take a ski trip to get her mind off becoming pregnant. Guest stars: Nora Dunn and Chris Elliott. 2026-08-11 Fran becomes convinced that Maxwell doesn't care about Hanukkah as much as Christmas; Maxwell and Grace get stranded. 2026-08-11 Aunt Frieda (guest star Lainie Kazan) buys Fran's (Fran Drescher) parents' building and kicks them out, forcing them to move into the mansion. With Charles Shaughnessy. 2026-08-11 When Christina gets a new job at a sock startup, the family is supportive until it finds out the new company is more successful than MaxDot. 2026-08-11 Bob must gain the confidence to fight for Abishola when she goes on another date with Chukwuemeka; Uncle Tunde finds an unlikely friend in Dottie in the aftermath of his fight with Auntie Olu. 2026-08-11 Trusted brand Jacuzzi Bath Remodel and interior designer Christina Hall share their secrets on how you can easily and affordably transform your bathroom into a gorgeous custom, safe, stylish space in 1 day! Call for a FREE quote & installation. 2026-08-11 Discover the hidden story of OmegaXL with John Walsh. He dives deep into the groundbreaking supplement that promises hope and relief for millions battling joint pain and inflammation. 2026-08-11 It is Mark's high school reunion and his aging comrades from high school must come to terms with the fact that they are not the young, popular people that they used to be. 2026-08-11 Jonathan (Michael Landon) helps ambitious students learn responsible newspaper reporting. With Victor French. 2026-08-11 A love letter gets passed from one wrong person to another, confusing friendships and fantasies. 2026-08-11 An employee retreat gives way to romance for Eddie, and Holly agrees to give Malcolm a chance at love. 2026-08-11 When Regina takes over Steve's planning for a dinner party, Steve reminds her that he is the boss at home. 2026-08-11 Steve and Lovita square off in a campaign to fill an empty position on the apartment building's tenant board. 2026-08-11 Mark (Mark Curry) is surprised when Earvin (Omar Gooding) decides to leave school in favor of a low-paying job. 2026-08-11 Mark (Mark Curry) ignores Geneva's (Saundra Quarterman) chance at happiness when he stands in the way of her marriage proposal. 2026-08-11 Mr. Sheffield goes to a hot new club with Fran and Val and meets a woman who looks and sounds exactly like Fran. 2026-08-11 A former high-school classmate (guest star Richard Kind) of Fran's (Fran Drescher) threatens to jump off a ledge unless she marries him. 2026-08-11 Dan tries to conceal the fact he had lunch with an old flame. 2026-08-11 Becky and Mark return to help celebrate a momentous anniversary for Dan. Sarah Chalke joins the cast as Becky. 2026-08-11 A fight, a revealed secret and a fleeing grandmother mark Thanksgiving. 2026-08-11 Roseanne and Leon squabble over the Lunch Box diner; D.J. goes joyriding. 2026-08-11 When George forgets his wedding anniversary, he scrambles to get enough money for a nice ring. A few failed schemes later, he promises Angie something even better: to renew their wedding vows. 2026-08-11 Angie decides to home-school Carmen, but when the new dynamic threatens their relationship, George must referee. 2026-08-11 Failure to buy life insurance prompts George's obsession with death, surfacing in nightmares that hark back to his childhood television fixation. 2026-08-11 Max gets in trouble with the law when he starts hanging out with a gang of skateboarders in order to make new friends. 2026-08-11 Al proves he really loves Peg when he refuses a groupie's advances. 2026-08-11 Al looks up an old flame (Wendie Jo Sperber) to get back a high-school memento for Bud. 2026-08-11 While attempting to impress a girl (Bobbie Phillips), Bud is beaten up, nearly drowns and goes skydiving. 2026-08-11 Al pitches a new line of super sneakers in a television commercial. 2026-08-11 On Bud's 18th birthday, Al takes him to his first "girlie" bar. 2026-08-11 Marcy's ex-husband Steve (David Garrison) returns to her -- on the run from the law. 2026-08-11 Doug (Kevin James) tries to keep Arthur (Jerry Stiller) busy while Carrie (Leah Remini) sets up a surprise party for his 75th birthday. 2026-08-11 Big Brother Doug (Kevin James) tries anything to impress his new protégé, including entering a 10K run. With Leah Remini and Patton Oswalt. 2026-08-11 Doug (Kevin James) is duped by Tim (Bryan Cranston) into participating in a pyramid scheme that requires him to sell water filters. 2026-08-12 Carrie bars Doug from eating at his favorite Italian restaurant, but he goes back for lunch and bites off more than he can chew. 2026-08-12 Alan learns that Charlie belongs to an exclusive men's group, and he begs his brother to let him join. 2026-08-12 Judith is dating Jake's pediatrician (Ryan Stiles), and Alan is upset until Charlie points out that if she remarries, his alimony payments will end. 2026-08-12 Charlie tries to save Jake from school suspension by romancing his teacher, but the results are unfortunate. 2026-08-12 Charlie's mother, Evelyn, asks to borrow his Mercedes so she can impress a Saudi prince who she wants to buy real estate. 2026-08-12 When Benny's abusive comments and behavior grow worse, George finds it impossible to laugh things off and threatens make some big changes. 2026-08-12 George realizes how difficult it is to live with Ernie and his parents, so he convinces Ernie to get his own place. 2026-08-12 Max witnesses a traumatic event at school, and it gives him chronic nightmares until George brings him to a counselor. 2026-08-12 When George peeks at a 10-year-old unopened letter from Angie, he discovers some secrets that they both may wish were never revealed. 2026-08-12 Familial tensions mar the Conners' first Thanksgiving as members of the nouveau riche. 2026-08-12 Roseanne worries about changes she has made when Dan announces that he is coming home. 2026-08-12 Maxwell's conniving college buddy (guest star Maxwell Caulfield) swindles Fran (Fran Drescher) out of a fortune; Niles (Daniel Davis) inherits a royal title. 2026-08-12 Dr. Reynolds (Nora Dunn) tells the Sheffields to expect more than one baby; Fran (Fran Drescher) gets advice from Lynn Redgrave (guest starring as herself). 2026-08-12 Maxwell's movie deal means the Sheffields may move to Hollywood, but Fran agonizes over leaving Sylvia behind. 2026-08-12 Fran (Fran Drescher) finds out her mother (Renee Taylor) is thinking about having an affair with a handsome doctor (guest star Joe Bologna). Steve Lawrence also guest stars. 2026-08-12 Bob's not sure his family is cut out for the small screen when he decides to shoot a TV commercial for MaxDot and the director, Marion, wants the ad to focus on the Wheelers. 2026-08-12 Bob, Douglas and Christina try to get Dottie to make a will; Abishola and Kemi's friendship is tested after Abishola catches Kemi in a lie. 2026-08-12 Trusted brand Jacuzzi Bath Remodel and interior designer Christina Hall share their secrets on how you can easily and affordably transform your bathroom into a gorgeous custom, safe, stylish space in 1 day! Call for a FREE quote & installation. 2026-08-12 Cut up to half the cost of your monthly cell phone bill; same towers, same coverage, but a lot less money; it sounds great but is it too good to be true?; join myth-busting legend Kari Byron as she takes on Big Wireless to save you money. 2026-08-12 Jonathan and Mark encourage a disabled Vietnamese veteran to work for an organization that helps disabled people. 2026-08-12 Jonathan and Mark (Michael Landon, Victor French) help students protest the mandatory retirement of a favorite teacher (Lew Ayres). 2026-08-12 Malcolm and Eddie hire their banker's daughter, a convicted arsonist, in exchange for a loan to fix the building's leaky roof. 2026-08-12 Eddie tricks Malcolm into believing he once went out with the woman Malcolm is currently infatuated with. 2026-08-12 Steve gets stuck planning all the "girlie" details for Lovita's baby shower. 2026-08-12 Regina hires and beautifies a new assistant (Cee Cee Michaela), then fears Steve may be trying to woo her. 2026-08-12 Mark's (Mark Curry) determined mother (Ja'net DuBois) wreaks havoc when she arrives to stay and begins teaching at his school. 2026-08-12 Mark returns from summer vacation to find he has been replaced. 2026-08-12 Fran's (Fran Drescher) Grandma Yetta (guest star Ann Guilbert) moves in with the Sheffields while her retirement home is treated for termites. Also starring Charles Shaughnessy. 2026-08-12 A millionaire (Efrem Zimbalist Jr.) invites Fran (Fran Drescher) to go to dinner with him -- in Paris. 2026-08-12 The Conners annoy the neighborhood association by putting up tacky Christmas decorations. 2026-08-12 Roseanne joins a women's group to promote business and leaves D.J. in a tough spot with a schoolmate. 2026-08-12 Dan tries to reunite Becky and Mark; Roseanne learns Darlene and David are in Chicago. 2026-08-12 Roseanne tries to calm things down when Dan goes into a rage over David and Darlene's relationship. 2026-08-12 An employer offers George a higher-paying job in a small Colorado town and George; Angie consider moving there to provide a better life for their children. 2026-08-12 Carmen and Max get homesick when they wind up getting into more trouble in a small Colorado town than in Los Angeles. 2026-08-12 A young upstart Vanessa is brought in to co-manage following a merger, so George pulls out all the stops. 2026-08-12 George accuses his mother of being a Scrooge, but she might just prove him wrong when mother and son compromise to help Max realize his dream of meeting his idol, BMX bike racing champion Dave Mirra. 2026-08-12 Al uses Jefferson's fortunetelling scam in an attempt to make easy money. 2026-08-12 Bud wins a dinner at his house with the metal band Anthrax, but has to get the parents out first. 2026-08-12 Kelly is invited to a mixer at a club for those with high IQs. 2026-08-12 The Bundys are shocked when Bud starts dating his 40-year-old college English teacher (Linda Gibboney). 2026-08-12 Kelly gets a job at her favorite theme park; Al sees the world from his couch. 2026-08-12 Al plans a day of family fun, highlighted by a visit to the local gas station. 2026-08-12 A coin toss decides the destination for Doug and Carrie's vacation; Arthur and Spence join Doug and Carrie on vacation. 2026-08-12 Carrie gets jealous of a co-worker who received flowers and accuses Doug of losing his sense of romance. 2026-08-12 An embarrassed Doug discovers that Carrie buys his clothes at big and tall shops, so he vows to lose 30 pounds. 2026-08-13