KAGW-CD Carrie asks Doug to be a witness at her boss's trial, but then fears he won't be professional in the courtroom. 2026-09-27 Doug and his friends become victims of reality TV when Doug sets up a camera in the basement to keep an eye on Arthur. 2026-09-27 Doug and Carrie experience a flashback to their wedding day after finding a piece of wedding cake in their freezer. 2026-09-27 Doug spoils Carrie's plans for a romantic weekend when he organizes an outing to Atlantic City; his boss ends up joining them. 2026-09-27 The holidays and Doug's parents descend on the household as Doug and Carrie attempt to conceive a baby. 2026-09-27 Spence's new girlfriend Becky, a trainee chef, leads Doug into temptation with her culinary delights, to the annoyance of Carrie. 2026-09-27 Doug becomes addicted to the nightlife after he agrees to go club hopping with Deacon to help snap him out of his depression. 2026-09-27 Alan cares for Judith's baby and her tipsy mother; Jake uses an incriminating picture to blackmail Charlie. 2026-09-27 Alan takes a job working for Evelyn; Charlie must mend Chelsea and Jake's rocky relationship. 2026-09-27 After they embarrass him in public, Jake refuses to stay with Charlie and Alan. 2026-09-27 Alan suggests that Chelsea get breast-reduction surgery, and Charlie kicks him out. 2026-09-27 Charlie and Alan go out drinking when a date is finally set for the wedding; they are horrified when they wake up to find a strange woman in their bed. 2026-09-28 Chelsea tries to help her beautiful college roommate get over a bad breakup. 2026-09-28 Charlie discovers he has not been satisfying Chelsea; Alan attempts to cure his thinning hair without spending much money. 2026-09-28 Charlie discovers that Chelsea has not been completely honest about her finances. 2026-09-28 Charlie attempts to guide Jake down the path of infidelity while his girlfriend is away for the holidays. 2026-09-28 Jake writes love songs to woo his ex-girlfriend; Herb and Alan hide their secret friendship from Judith. 2026-09-28 Charlie undergoes a colonoscopy to avoid a trip to see Chelsea's bigoted parents, but he finds them in his living room when he returns home. 2026-09-28 A bar fight lands Alan in jail; Charlie worries that Chelsea is interested in the lawyer who takes Alan's case. 2026-09-28 Benny is furious when she discovers that George has rigged the results of a productivity contest at the factory against her. Upset because Angie agrees with Benny, George goes drinking with Ernie. 2026-09-28 George finds out the factory is moving to Mexico; Benny flees when the police want to question her about an old robbery; Angie awaits the results of a home pregnancy test. 2026-09-28 A fishing trip with Karen and two friends goes downhill when Jeff finds he can't stand some of the company. 2026-09-28 When Karen forgets their anniversary date, Jeff takes Bill out instead; Big Jim offers his wisdom on childhood. 2026-09-28 Called a nerd for getting a good-behavior award from Principal Peavey (guest star Bob "Captain Kangaroo" Keeshan), Matt (Haley Joel Osment) pulls a "cool" prank. 2026-09-28 Avoiding the opera, Matt and Jeff go to a wrestling meet, where Jeff bumps into "Macho Man" Randy Savage. 2026-09-28 When Abishola's ex-husband, Tayo, visits Detroit for work, everyone falls under his spell except Bob and Abishola, who know there must be more to his visit than he claims. 2026-09-28 When Dottie moves her husband Max's urn into Bob and Abishola's living room, everyone is forced to confront their views on death and the afterlife; Goodwin pits Douglas and Kofo against each other in a battle for Dottie's vacant MaxDot office. 2026-09-28 Murdoch investigates the bludgeoning murder of a respected art dealer who had an illicit cache of erotic drawings; Ogden examines a woman who has been clearly abused by her husband and tries to save her from a brutal and politically powerful spouse. 2026-09-28 Paid programming. 2026-09-28 Paid programming. 2026-09-28 Fran discovers that Maxwell's sister is secretly in love with the chauffeur even though she is engaged to a duke. 2026-09-28 Fran's (Fran Drescher) altercation in the park with a theater critic's (Eric Braeden) son threatens the success of Max's (Charles Shaughnessy) new play. 2026-09-28 Fran returns to school to help Maggie pass her gymnastics final and encounters her high-school gym teacher. 2026-09-28 C.C.'s feelings are hurt when her estranged father visits and invites Fran to a concert instead of her. 2026-09-28 Al becomes too paranoid to enjoy his incredible lucky streak. 2026-09-28 Marcy finds a way to overcome her fear of public speaking, but the cure turns out to be worse than the illness. 2026-09-28 Kelly and Bud are forced to double-date after they purchase a new car. 2026-09-28 Al must prove his family really needs him or Death will banish him. 2026-09-28 Doug encourages Carrie to date the police officer who stopped her, hoping to get out of her fourth traffic ticket of the year and avoid a hefty increase in their car insurance. 2026-09-28 Arthur meets an intoxicating stranger at a singles' dance; Carrie and Doug's romantic evening is spoiled. 2026-09-28 The Conners and the Tildens attend the taping of "The Jackie Thomas Show" when they drive to Hollywood in the Tilden's motor home. 2026-09-28 Dan and Roseanne fight over letting Darlene's boyfriend move in. 2026-09-28 Roseanne marks her 20th anniversary with a sexy boudoir photograph for Dan, but she is not prepared for his gift. 2026-09-28 Roseanne has a little advice for Darlene after David is caught kissing Molly; Bev finds romance in the retirement home. 2026-09-28 Darlene and David go to the prom; Dan and a pal plan a venture. 2026-09-28 Roseanne and Dan fear a financial crisis when they cannot sell the house they refurbished and their partner skips town. 2026-09-28 George believes he has found his father, and he invites the man (Cheech Marin) to Thanksgiving Day dinner. 2026-09-28 When Angie joins more charity organizations than she can handle, George and the family help her get things under control. 2026-09-28 Angie's parents visit for Christmas and continue to make George feel like he is not good enough for their daughter. 2026-09-28 Benny's bathroom is falling apart, and Angie tries to convince George that if he fixes it up for her, she'll be grateful to him for once in his life. 2026-09-28 After receiving an electric shock while plugging in the Christmas tree, Al learns what life would be like if he had never been born. 2026-09-28 Al attempts to fix his house's leaky roof during a long rainstorm. 2026-09-28 Peggy squanders the money Al has saved to have their taxes professionally prepared. 2026-09-28 Marcy and Peggy both lose big with Al's money when they go to Las Vegas. 2026-09-28 Al goes to Las Vegas and battles female wrestlers in an attempt to win Peggy and Marcy's money back. 2026-09-28 Doug inherits his shift supervisor's job after an untimely death but soon misses his old responsibilities. 2026-09-28 Ray (Ray Romano) invites Doug to play golf at an exclusive country club; Marie (Doris Roberts) teaches Carrie how to clean a house. 2026-09-28 Doug is disappointed when Carrie isn't jealous of his beautiful trainee; Arthur feels he's been scammed when he orders a gravestone. 2026-09-29