KAGW-CD Charlie and Alan go out drinking when a date is finally set for the wedding; they are horrified when they wake up to find a strange woman in their bed. 2026-09-28 Chelsea tries to help her beautiful college roommate get over a bad breakup. 2026-09-28 Charlie discovers he has not been satisfying Chelsea; Alan attempts to cure his thinning hair without spending much money. 2026-09-28 Charlie discovers that Chelsea has not been completely honest about her finances. 2026-09-28 Charlie attempts to guide Jake down the path of infidelity while his girlfriend is away for the holidays. 2026-09-28 Jake writes love songs to woo his ex-girlfriend; Herb and Alan hide their secret friendship from Judith. 2026-09-28 Charlie undergoes a colonoscopy to avoid a trip to see Chelsea's bigoted parents, but he finds them in his living room when he returns home. 2026-09-28 A bar fight lands Alan in jail; Charlie worries that Chelsea is interested in the lawyer who takes Alan's case. 2026-09-28 Benny is furious when she discovers that George has rigged the results of a productivity contest at the factory against her. Upset because Angie agrees with Benny, George goes drinking with Ernie. 2026-09-28 George finds out the factory is moving to Mexico; Benny flees when the police want to question her about an old robbery; Angie awaits the results of a home pregnancy test. 2026-09-28 A fishing trip with Karen and two friends goes downhill when Jeff finds he can't stand some of the company. 2026-09-28 When Karen forgets their anniversary date, Jeff takes Bill out instead; Big Jim offers his wisdom on childhood. 2026-09-28 Called a nerd for getting a good-behavior award from Principal Peavey (guest star Bob "Captain Kangaroo" Keeshan), Matt (Haley Joel Osment) pulls a "cool" prank. 2026-09-28 Avoiding the opera, Matt and Jeff go to a wrestling meet, where Jeff bumps into "Macho Man" Randy Savage. 2026-09-28 When Abishola's ex-husband, Tayo, visits Detroit for work, everyone falls under his spell except Bob and Abishola, who know there must be more to his visit than he claims. 2026-09-28 When Dottie moves her husband Max's urn into Bob and Abishola's living room, everyone is forced to confront their views on death and the afterlife; Goodwin pits Douglas and Kofo against each other in a battle for Dottie's vacant MaxDot office. 2026-09-28 Murdoch investigates the bludgeoning murder of a respected art dealer who had an illicit cache of erotic drawings; Ogden examines a woman who has been clearly abused by her husband and tries to save her from a brutal and politically powerful spouse. 2026-09-28 Paid programming. 2026-09-28 Paid programming. 2026-09-28 Fran discovers that Maxwell's sister is secretly in love with the chauffeur even though she is engaged to a duke. 2026-09-28 Fran's (Fran Drescher) altercation in the park with a theater critic's (Eric Braeden) son threatens the success of Max's (Charles Shaughnessy) new play. 2026-09-28 Fran returns to school to help Maggie pass her gymnastics final and encounters her high-school gym teacher. 2026-09-28 C.C.'s feelings are hurt when her estranged father visits and invites Fran to a concert instead of her. 2026-09-28 Al becomes too paranoid to enjoy his incredible lucky streak. 2026-09-28 Marcy finds a way to overcome her fear of public speaking, but the cure turns out to be worse than the illness. 2026-09-28 Kelly and Bud are forced to double-date after they purchase a new car. 2026-09-28 Al must prove his family really needs him or Death will banish him. 2026-09-28 Doug encourages Carrie to date the police officer who stopped her, hoping to get out of her fourth traffic ticket of the year and avoid a hefty increase in their car insurance. 2026-09-28 Arthur meets an intoxicating stranger at a singles' dance; Carrie and Doug's romantic evening is spoiled. 2026-09-28 The Conners and the Tildens attend the taping of "The Jackie Thomas Show" when they drive to Hollywood in the Tilden's motor home. 2026-09-28 Dan and Roseanne fight over letting Darlene's boyfriend move in. 2026-09-28 Roseanne marks her 20th anniversary with a sexy boudoir photograph for Dan, but she is not prepared for his gift. 2026-09-28 Roseanne has a little advice for Darlene after David is caught kissing Molly; Bev finds romance in the retirement home. 2026-09-28 Darlene and David go to the prom; Dan and a pal plan a venture. 2026-09-28 Roseanne and Dan fear a financial crisis when they cannot sell the house they refurbished and their partner skips town. 2026-09-28 George believes he has found his father, and he invites the man (Cheech Marin) to Thanksgiving Day dinner. 2026-09-28 When Angie joins more charity organizations than she can handle, George and the family help her get things under control. 2026-09-28 Angie's parents visit for Christmas and continue to make George feel like he is not good enough for their daughter. 2026-09-28 Benny's bathroom is falling apart, and Angie tries to convince George that if he fixes it up for her, she'll be grateful to him for once in his life. 2026-09-28 After receiving an electric shock while plugging in the Christmas tree, Al learns what life would be like if he had never been born. 2026-09-28 Al attempts to fix his house's leaky roof during a long rainstorm. 2026-09-28 Peggy squanders the money Al has saved to have their taxes professionally prepared. 2026-09-28 Marcy and Peggy both lose big with Al's money when they go to Las Vegas. 2026-09-28 Al goes to Las Vegas and battles female wrestlers in an attempt to win Peggy and Marcy's money back. 2026-09-28 Doug inherits his shift supervisor's job after an untimely death but soon misses his old responsibilities. 2026-09-28 Ray (Ray Romano) invites Doug to play golf at an exclusive country club; Marie (Doris Roberts) teaches Carrie how to clean a house. 2026-09-28 Doug is disappointed when Carrie isn't jealous of his beautiful trainee; Arthur feels he's been scammed when he orders a gravestone. 2026-09-29 Doug convinces cousin Danny (Gary Valentine) to take Arthur for the weekend; Doug is hit by a baseball and meets a new friend (Bill Cosby) at Dr. Becker's (Ted Danson) office. 2026-09-29 Alan and Walden end up partying too hard as they try to cheer up Herb. 2026-09-29 Walden and Alan are caught in the crossfire when Jake cheats on his girlfriend (Jaime Pressly) with her 18-year-old daughter. 2026-09-29 Alan has a difficult time coping when Lyndsey breaks up with him. 2026-09-29 With encouragement from Walden, Alan decides to update his look; Alan is faced with a moral dilemma when he attracts a married woman. 2026-09-29 As Carmen prepares for college, Angie learns the family could be growing; Benny faces jail for a crime from her past. 2026-09-29 Angie maintains her story that she is pregnant to keep George from missing Carmen; Vic introduces his young fiancée to the family. 2026-09-29 The Lopez home and George's new media room suddenly become a bit more full when their niece, Veronica, and her freeloading boyfriend move in. 2026-09-29 Benny depends on George's testimony to free her from prison when her embittered mother, defense attorney and judge all turn against her. 2026-09-29 Roseanne's dental problems bring Dan to the realization that he needs a steady job to take care of his family. 2026-09-29 Roseanne worries that Darlene may be planning to run away from home; a new neighbor tries to befriend D.J. 2026-09-29 Jay Leno (guest starring as himself) unwittingly saves Fran (Fran Drescher) from going to jail after she and Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) appeal her tax audit. Guest star: Rich Little. 2026-09-29 Nigel Sheffield (Harry Van Gorkum), rather than Maxwell, pops the question to Fran (Fran Drescher), who agrees to join him in London. Guest star: Shirley Jones. 2026-09-29 Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) wants to see Fran's (Fran Drescher) concealed tattoo, while her mother (Renee Taylor) suggests that Dr. Roberts (John Astin) remove it. 2026-09-29 Fran (Fran Drescher) enters a beauty contest to win a car, but the celebrity judge (Miss America Tara Holland) is not impressed with her. Roslyn Kind also guest stars. 2026-09-29 On Valentine's Day, when it comes to showing affection, Bob and Abishola have to find a way to meet each other in the middle. 2026-09-29 Bob and Abishola are at odds over whether Dele is ready to get behind the wheel and decide to take matters into their own hands; Christina offers Douglas some work advice only to watch him claim her ideas as his own. 2026-09-29 No more slips or falls! Installation in just ONE Day! 2026-09-29 Transform your bath affordably in just one day! 2026-09-29 Fran (Fran Drescher) is torn between her loyalty to the Sheffields and a proposal from her ex-boyfriend (Jonathan Penner). With Charles Shaughnessy. 2026-09-29 Grace reveals that she has no memories of her mother after she and Fran enter a mother-daughter beauty contest. 2026-09-29 Mr. Sheffield goes to a hot new club with Fran and Val and meets a woman who looks and sounds exactly like Fran. 2026-09-29 A former high-school classmate (guest star Richard Kind) of Fran's (Fran Drescher) threatens to jump off a ledge unless she marries him. 2026-09-29 Al tries to convince Aaron (Hill Harper), his newly hired shoe salesman, that he should not get married. 2026-09-29 Al forms a woman-hating club and decides to take over a female-oriented talk show. 2026-09-29 Al and Jefferson concoct a wild scheme to worm their way out of attending a play with their wives. 2026-09-29 Buck runs away from home and ends up on death row in the pound. 2026-09-29 Carrie befriends her annoying neighbors so that their week at a Hamptons time-share does not go unused; Arthur develops a nasty rash. 2026-09-29 A visit with Deacon's three-year-old son prompts Doug and Carrie think about having a baby; Arthur recalls the night Carrie was born. 2026-09-29 Darlene leaves for college; Roseanne wants to have another child. 2026-09-29 Roseanne and Jackie may be getting a new business partner -- the smarmy Leon Carp. 2026-09-29 Roseanne tries to use Darlene's visit to curb D.J.'s rebelliousness. 2026-09-29 Foreman Dan feels lower than low for getting tough with his employees at work. 2026-09-29 After Roseanne expresses interest in having another child, Jackie reveals her own pregnancy. 2026-09-29 Dan wants to play a Halloween prank on Nancy; David and Darlene spook Roseanne. 2026-09-29 Benny tries to reconcile with her dying brother in hopes of getting his Super Bowl tickets; George has trouble dealing with death. 2026-09-29 George gives Angie a disappointing Valentine's Day gift, triggering a flashback to high school in the 1980s when he painted a mural for her. 2026-09-29 Carmen's boyfriend spreads nasty rumors about her after she breaks up with him; George has a score to settle with a school counselor (guest star Steven R. Schirripa). 2026-09-29 George learns he has a half brother (Lou Diamond Phillips) when he tries to take out a loan for Carmen's private school. 2026-09-29 When Al challenges the family to earn money, Kelly lands the lead in a music video. 2026-09-29 Bud plans revenge on a girl (Tiffani-Amber Thiessen) who tricked him when they were in the sixth grade. 2026-09-29 While Al is trying to break the bowling alley record, Peggy bowls a perfect game. 2026-09-29 Peggy must make up a half credit in home economics to receive her high-school diploma. 2026-09-29 Kelly gets a job as a weather reporter while interning at a local TV station. 2026-09-29 Al's recurring nightmare comes to an end when he is asked to judge a beauty contest. 2026-09-29 Arthur moves into his own apartment after Doug tells him how he feels about his eccentric behavior; Carrie is concerned that her father can't take care of himself. 2026-09-29 Doug buys a motorcycle against Carrie's wishes, prompting her to take up cigarette smoking to spite him. 2026-09-29 Doug encourages Carrie to make new friends, but then he feels left out when she starts spending a lot of time with their new neighbor. 2026-09-30