KAGW-CD Zoey and her daughter move in with Walden; Alan gets more than he bargained for with Lyndsey. 2026-10-26 When Alan has a heart attack, Charlie's ghost (Kathy Bates) visits him. 2026-10-26 Zoey isn't convinced Alan deserves all the love and affection he receives upon his return from the hospital. 2026-10-26 Jake graduates and must decide what to do with his life. 2026-10-26 Walden plans a surprise for Zoey's birthday. 2026-10-26 Walden has a breakdown after his relationship with Zoey ends. 2026-10-26 Lyndsey and Alan try to add a little excitement to their love life. 2026-10-26 A friend's visiting daughter (Miley Cyrus) makes Walden feel his age. 2026-10-26 George and Angie consider asking Jason to move out when they learn he and Carmen have become more intimate. 2026-10-26 George acts as Jason's sports agent when NFL quarterbacks Daunte Culpepper and Donovan McNabb stop by to draft Jason; Carmen and Los Lobos guitarist Cesar Rosas stir things up at George's family birthday bash. 2026-10-26 Karen (Anita Barone) sends Jeff and Elliot (Jeff Foxworthy, Dakin Matthews) on a Halloween scavenger hunt. 2026-10-26 Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) may be forced to sell out to a rival company unless he heeds his brother's (Jay Mohr) advice. 2026-10-26 Wayne (Jay Mohr) hires his girlfriend (guest star Michelle Clunie) to work in the shop after Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) promised to hire his sister-in-law (Debra Jo Rupp). 2026-10-26 A man (guest star Scott Michael Campbell) who Wayne (Jay Mohr) bullied years before in high school attempts to wreak his revenge. 2026-10-26 Bob, Abishola and their friends and family reflect on how far they've come and consider what's most important to them as they head into the future. 2026-10-26 Bob, a middle-aged compression-sock salesman, unexpectedly falls for his cardiac nurse, Abishola, a Nigerian immigrant, while recovering from a heart attack and sets his sights on winning her over. 2026-10-26 Conflicted about exonerating a murderer to save their daughter, Murdoch and Ogden abduct the socialite to face justice. 2026-10-26 Paid programming. 2026-10-26 Paid programming. 2026-10-26 On the advice of her therapist (Spalding Gray), Fran (Fran Drescher) forces Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) to overcome his fear of intimacy. 2026-10-26 Fran and Grace (Fran Drescher, Madeline Zima) visit the Middle East and wind up being held captive by a swooning sultan (Charles Shaughnessy in a dual role). 2026-10-26 When Fran learns that Maxwell has bought a diamond ring, she suspects a marriage proposal is in the air. 2026-10-26 Fran (Fran Drescher) learns that some of Maxwell's (Charles Shaughnessy) high-society chums are making fun of her behind her back. Guest stars: Dick Martin and Mort Drescher. 2026-10-26 Al tries desperately to revive his ailing car, holding an all-night vigil with Peg. 2026-10-26 Jefferson goes to Cuba to hunt for a fuel pump to revive Al's Dodge. 2026-10-26 Peg and Kelly go on the road after winning a talent contest in Branson, Mo. 2026-10-26 Overweight women hold a kangaroo court charging hostage Al with disrespect. 2026-10-26 Doug's grade-school nemesis (guest star Jon Favreau) is Deacon's new friend and may become Carrie's new boss. 2026-10-26 Carrie's plan to stay at a hotel while visiting Florida backfires when the hotel is overrun by spring breakers. 2026-10-26 Dan is in charge of the children when Roseanne has to work late. 2026-10-26 Roseanne is concerned about Jackie's boyfriend (Brian Kerwin) when Jackie is injured on the job. 2026-10-26 Becky disobeys her parents when they request that she stop dating a certain boy. 2026-10-26 Roseanne's "PMS day" and Dan's birthday are on a collision course. 2026-10-26 The Conner family holds a contest to see who can play the scariest Halloween trick. 2026-10-26 In Halloween garb, Roseanne is mistaken for a guy at the Lobo Lounge. 2026-10-26 George tries to teach his niece, whose multimillion-dollar inheritance he controls, a lesson in the value of hard work by putting her to work at the factory. Meanwhile, Angie books her first new-age wedding. 2026-10-26 Angie's scam-artist brother, Ray (Andy Garcia), reappears after a long absence, looking to make amends with his estranged daughter, Veronica, and the Lopez family. 2026-10-26 George helps Ernie lose weight, so Mel Powers will not fire him. 2026-10-26 Max's online romance with a Chicago woman (Chloe Suazo) leads George to assume Max's identity to try to protect him from an online predator. 2026-10-26 Al discovers he has to retake a driving test and finds Bud is his instructor from hell. 2026-10-26 Kelly lands a job as a spokesmodel only to realize that her career isn't the only thing "breaking out.". 2026-10-26 Marcy's niece Amber moves to Chicago to learn some Midwestern values, but she ends up hitting it off with Bud instead. 2026-10-26 Al kicks a woman out of his shoe store when he becomes disgusted at her breast-feeding her baby in front of him. 2026-10-26 Al thinks changing the inventory to all men's shoes will solve the breast-feeding problem, until the owner pays a visit. 2026-10-26 Bud is compelled to make a house call when a woman calls his hotline for virgins and is on the verge of giving in. 2026-10-26 When Arthur embarrasses Carrie at a job interview, Doug must heal the breach between father and daughter. 2026-10-26 Doug sabotages Carrie's efforts to socialize with her co-workers by doing crass things, such as showing them his chest hair. Amy Stiller guest stars. 2026-10-26 Doug, Deacon, Danny and Spence take an impulsive trip to Memphis to try to stop the wedding of Spence's ex-girlfriend. 2026-10-27 Carrie comes down with a cold; Arthur must find a teammate for the senior center's shuffleboard tournament. 2026-10-27 When Charlie and Alan take their personal frustrations out on each other, Rose tries to help the brothers sort out their feelings. 2026-10-27 When Evelyn reads in the obituaries that her second husband, Harry, has died, she attends the funeral with Alan, then is furious to learn that Alan had kept in touch with Harry after the divorce. 2026-10-27 After taking a loan from Evelyn, Alan is guilted into double-dating with her, her new romantic interest and his daughter. 2026-10-27 Alan is reluctant to leave Jake with Evelyn for a sleepover visit until he finds himself partying with Charlie and a busload of beautiful female volleyball players. 2026-10-27 Disaster strikes when George's mom forgets about a lit cigarette. Carmen is determined to marry her boyfriend Jason and have a baby, much to George and Angie's dismay. 2026-10-27 Carmen insists that she and Jason get married and have a baby so they can stay together. 2026-10-27 When Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa hears that George has been imitating him in order to bully a menacing biker, he decides to pay a visit. 2026-10-27 Rather than give in to Benny's incessant pleas to buy her a new car, George and Angie agree to drive her around town. 2026-10-27 A Ouija board's message sends Roseanne into labor on Halloween. 2026-10-27 Roseanne and Jackie whoop it up with ghoulish glee at a glitzy Halloween party in New York. 2026-10-27 C.C.'s feelings are hurt when her estranged father visits and invites Fran to a concert instead of her. 2026-10-27 Fran (Fran Drescher) is torn between her loyalty to the Sheffields and a proposal from her ex-boyfriend (Jonathan Penner). With Charles Shaughnessy. 2026-10-27 Grace reveals that she has no memories of her mother after she and Fran enter a mother-daughter beauty contest. 2026-10-27 Mr. Sheffield goes to a hot new club with Fran and Val and meets a woman who looks and sounds exactly like Fran. 2026-10-27 As Abishola begins studying for medical school, she offends Gloria with an insensitive comment about Gloria's own journey of almost becoming a doctor; Tunde schools a reluctant Bob on the art of home repair while helping to fix his dishwasher. 2026-10-27 When Ebun attempts to establish herself as matriarch, Olu worries she's losing her place in the family; Bob and Abishola are forced to choose sides; Tunde is appointed interim deacon at church. 2026-10-27 Paid programming. 2026-10-27 Paid programming. 2026-10-27 Fran transforms a nerdy singer into a cool rapper so that he can audition for a part in Maxwell's new show. 2026-10-27 With many of her friends divorced and disagreement brewing with Maxwell, Fran worries about her pending nuptials. 2026-10-27 Maxwell's father (Robert Vaughn) leaves his entire fortune to his secret love child, Concepción (Maria Conchita Alonso). With Fran Drescher and Charles Shaughnessy. 2026-10-27 Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) tells Fran (Fran Drescher) that she must sign a prenuptial agreement or the wedding will be canceled. Whoopi Goldberg and Ray Charles guest star. 2026-10-27 Al takes advantage of Peg's amnesia to transform her into the model housewife. 2026-10-27 When Al's boss falls in love with Bud, she offers Al part of the company if he and Peg can convince Bud to marry her. 2026-10-27 The court orders Al to live in Bud's basement room to see how unlivable it really is. 2026-10-27 Al and Griff join the National Guard and are surprised when they are asked to help during the garbage strike. 2026-10-27 When Holly is kicked out of her apartment, Arthur insists she stay with him until she can find someplace new to live. 2026-10-27 Doug takes Carrie to a spa, hoping it will get her to let him take a trip to Vegas with the guys; Arthur teaches Spence his trick for beating the house in blackjack. 2026-10-27 Becky is suspended from school after making a gesture in her class picture. 2026-10-27 Dan confesses his sexy dreams to Roseanne -- and she's not in them. 2026-10-27 Dan and Roseanne celebrate an anniversary; Becky and Darlene are grounded. 2026-10-27 Roseanne expects a fight between Jackie and their mother (Estelle Parsons), but she is surprised instead. 2026-10-27 It's Roseanne's favorite holiday, Halloween, and Leon's planning a gay soirée at the diner; during the party, Roseanne is horrified to learn about a secret in Fred's past. 2026-10-27 The Conners plan an outrageous costume party for Halloween that includes a practical joke on the neighbors. 2026-10-27 George takes over planning a wedding for one of Angie's very high-maintenance clients (Eva Longoria) in order to prove he can do her job better than she can. 2026-10-27 Benny is furious when she discovers that George has rigged the results of a productivity contest at the factory against her. Upset because Angie agrees with Benny, George goes drinking with Ernie. 2026-10-27 George finds out the factory is moving to Mexico; Benny flees when the police want to question her about an old robbery; Angie awaits the results of a home pregnancy test. 2026-10-27 As Carmen prepares for college, Angie learns the family could be growing; Benny faces jail for a crime from her past. 2026-10-27 Jefferson's scheme to retrieve a valuable doll has Al spending the night with Marcy. 2026-10-27 The Bundys protest a new unauthorized sitcom based on their lives. 2026-10-27 Al runs into football players from his old rival high school and accuses them of using ringers to win the championship game. 2026-10-27 Al forms a baseball league and the team sponsored by the nudie bar makes it to the championship. 2026-10-27 Al (Ed O'Neill) goes to Washington after he and the gang picket against the cancellation of their favorite show. 2026-10-27 Al and the gang drive to Washington, D.C., hoping to save their favorite show, "Psycho Dad.". 2026-10-27 Jealous of Carrie's new job and her long hours, Doug asks his boss for a promotion and gets put in charge of safety. 2026-10-27 Carrie makes Doug join a support group for overeaters, but he secretly joins an abusive relationship group where he blames his eating on her. 2026-10-27 Doug sends a new driver on the wrong route, but the plan backfires when the man winds up in the hospital. 2026-10-28