KTEL-DT Doug (Kevin James) is duped by Tim (Bryan Cranston) into participating in a pyramid scheme that requires him to sell water filters. 2026-08-12 Carrie bars Doug from eating at his favorite Italian restaurant, but he goes back for lunch and bites off more than he can chew. 2026-08-12 Alan learns that Charlie belongs to an exclusive men's group, and he begs his brother to let him join. 2026-08-12 Judith is dating Jake's pediatrician (Ryan Stiles), and Alan is upset until Charlie points out that if she remarries, his alimony payments will end. 2026-08-12 Charlie tries to save Jake from school suspension by romancing his teacher, but the results are unfortunate. 2026-08-12 Charlie's mother, Evelyn, asks to borrow his Mercedes so she can impress a Saudi prince who she wants to buy real estate. 2026-08-12 When Benny's abusive comments and behavior grow worse, George finds it impossible to laugh things off and threatens make some big changes. 2026-08-12 George realizes how difficult it is to live with Ernie and his parents, so he convinces Ernie to get his own place. 2026-08-12 Max witnesses a traumatic event at school, and it gives him chronic nightmares until George brings him to a counselor. 2026-08-12 When George peeks at a 10-year-old unopened letter from Angie, he discovers some secrets that they both may wish were never revealed. 2026-08-12 Familial tensions mar the Conners' first Thanksgiving as members of the nouveau riche. 2026-08-12 Roseanne worries about changes she has made when Dan announces that he is coming home. 2026-08-12 Maxwell's conniving college buddy (guest star Maxwell Caulfield) swindles Fran (Fran Drescher) out of a fortune; Niles (Daniel Davis) inherits a royal title. 2026-08-12 Dr. Reynolds (Nora Dunn) tells the Sheffields to expect more than one baby; Fran (Fran Drescher) gets advice from Lynn Redgrave (guest starring as herself). 2026-08-12 Maxwell's movie deal means the Sheffields may move to Hollywood, but Fran agonizes over leaving Sylvia behind. 2026-08-12 Fran (Fran Drescher) finds out her mother (Renee Taylor) is thinking about having an affair with a handsome doctor (guest star Joe Bologna). Steve Lawrence also guest stars. 2026-08-12 Bob's not sure his family is cut out for the small screen when he decides to shoot a TV commercial for MaxDot and the director, Marion, wants the ad to focus on the Wheelers. 2026-08-12 Bob, Douglas and Christina try to get Dottie to make a will; Abishola and Kemi's friendship is tested after Abishola catches Kemi in a lie. 2026-08-12 Trusted brand Jacuzzi Bath Remodel and interior designer Christina Hall share their secrets on how you can easily and affordably transform your bathroom into a gorgeous custom, safe, stylish space in 1 day! 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Also starring Charles Shaughnessy. 2026-08-12 A millionaire (Efrem Zimbalist Jr.) invites Fran (Fran Drescher) to go to dinner with him -- in Paris. 2026-08-12 The Conners annoy the neighborhood association by putting up tacky Christmas decorations. 2026-08-12 Roseanne joins a women's group to promote business and leaves D.J. in a tough spot with a schoolmate. 2026-08-12 Dan tries to reunite Becky and Mark; Roseanne learns Darlene and David are in Chicago. 2026-08-12 Roseanne tries to calm things down when Dan goes into a rage over David and Darlene's relationship. 2026-08-12 An employer offers George a higher-paying job in a small Colorado town and George; Angie consider moving there to provide a better life for their children. 2026-08-12 Carmen and Max get homesick when they wind up getting into more trouble in a small Colorado town than in Los Angeles. 2026-08-12 A young upstart Vanessa is brought in to co-manage following a merger, so George pulls out all the stops. 2026-08-12 George accuses his mother of being a Scrooge, but she might just prove him wrong when mother and son compromise to help Max realize his dream of meeting his idol, BMX bike racing champion Dave Mirra. 2026-08-12 Al uses Jefferson's fortunetelling scam in an attempt to make easy money. 2026-08-12 Bud wins a dinner at his house with the metal band Anthrax, but has to get the parents out first. 2026-08-12 Kelly is invited to a mixer at a club for those with high IQs. 2026-08-12 The Bundys are shocked when Bud starts dating his 40-year-old college English teacher (Linda Gibboney). 2026-08-12 Kelly gets a job at her favorite theme park; Al sees the world from his couch. 2026-08-12 Al plans a day of family fun, highlighted by a visit to the local gas station. 2026-08-12 A coin toss decides the destination for Doug and Carrie's vacation; Arthur and Spence join Doug and Carrie on vacation. 2026-08-12 Carrie gets jealous of a co-worker who received flowers and accuses Doug of losing his sense of romance. 2026-08-12 An embarrassed Doug discovers that Carrie buys his clothes at big and tall shops, so he vows to lose 30 pounds. 2026-08-13 Doug gives a cheesy card to his boss, whom he hardly knows, and gets chosen to roast him at a celebratory dinner. 2026-08-13 Charlie meets his match when he falls for a woman who is better at playing hard to get than he is. 2026-08-13 Alan denies having shoplifted a toy as a child and fears he has a dark side, until Charlie admits he planted the toy on Alan to stay out of trouble himself. 2026-08-13 Charlie and Alan hire Berta's sister (Camryn Manheim) to cater a party their mother has conned them into throwing for her. 2026-08-13 Alan gets a taste of what Charlie's sex life is like when he meets a woman at the grocery store who fulfills his every fantasy. 2026-08-13 George's constant sarcasm about her age makes Benny self-conscious to the point that she decides to get overly large breast implants to compensate. 2026-08-13 George and Angie enter a fierce competition to determine who does more work in their marriage and around the house. 2026-08-13 George tells a little lie to avoid visiting Angie's family for the holidays but regrets it when he spends Christmas alone. 2026-08-13 George enrolls in college to set a positive example for Max after he catches the boy skipping school. 2026-08-13 Dan returns home for Christmas, and he, Roseanne and the rest of the family realize how lucky they are. 2026-08-13 Jackie forces Dan to reveal the truth to Roseanne; D.J. wants to videotape Darlene giving birth. 2026-08-13 Fran (Fran Drescher) tries to play matchmaker for Niles (Daniel Davis) and has him portray a producer to impress C.C. (Lauren Lane). With Charles Shaughnessy. 2026-08-13 Maxwell is angry when Fran plays matchmaker for Niles and C.C.; the doctor (Rita Rudner) helps prepare Fran and Maxwell for parenthood. 2026-08-13 Fran attempts to convince Maxwell that Yetta's old love letters could be made into a Broadway musical. 2026-08-13 Maggie and Michael (Nicholle Tom, Andrew Levitas) announce their engagement, which thrills Fran and her mother (Fran Drescher, Renee Taylor). 2026-08-13 Dottie and Goodwin question Bob's ability to lead under pressure; Abishola is unsure if Bob's newfound success is worth it if it means he's never home. 2026-08-13 While Bob and Abishola struggle to pull Dottie out of her depression, Auntie Olu and Uncle Tunde come over to lift her spirits. 2026-08-13 Kills 99% of Bacteria, Viruses, and Germs with Steam! The 5-in-1 Lightweight, Fast, Powerful, And Completely Chemical Free Steam Cleaner! 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Call for a FREE quote & installation. 2026-08-13 Private detectives Mark and Jonathan help a Vietnamese couple locate their sons that were adopted and raised by an American family. 2026-08-13 Jonathan arranges for a former beauty, who was scarred in a fire, to volunteer at a camp for the blind. 2026-08-13 Malcolm buys a car containing a secret load of cash at a police auction. 2026-08-13 Malcolm turns McGee's into a gambling establishment to prevent bankruptcy. 2026-08-13 When Regina accepts a job in California, Steve must decide whether to move with his loved one. 2026-08-13 Steve looks forward to Romeo, Bullethead and Lydia graduating; Regina and Steve compete to secure a celebrity speaker for the commencement ceremony. 2026-08-13 Mark (Mark Curry) and Geneva (Saundra Quarterman) get more than they bargained for when they confront the school bully (Raushan Hammond). 2026-08-13 Mark's (Mark Curry) college roommate (Steve White) comes to town, and they're back to their old ways. 2026-08-13 Fran's anniversary as a nanny for the Sheffields is coming up, but Maxwell seems to have forgotten all about it; Gracie visits a nursing home. 2026-08-13 Fran is arrested on kidnapping charges when she brings home a baby who she believes has been abandoned. 2026-08-13 Jackie's house buzzes with activity as Roseanne tries to hide David from Dan. 2026-08-13 Roseanne becomes involved in a family feud as Fred (Michael O'Keefe) sues Jackie for custody of their unborn child. 2026-08-13 Nancy wants to introduce Roseanne and Jackie to her new friend Sharon. 2026-08-13 Roseanne tries to limit Fred's participation when Jackie goes into labor. 2026-08-13 Carmen considers using birth control, and George and Angie try to convince her not to sleep with her boyfriend. 2026-08-13 Ernie considers marrying a troubled woman, and George risks their friendship to keep him from making a huge mistake. 2026-08-13 George is unhappy with Max's less-than-compassionate dentist so he asks his bosses to change the company dental plan. 2026-08-13 George tries to get Max help in school by telling his long-lost sister, Linda, who is the superintendent of schools, that she was given up for adoption at birth. 2026-08-13 The unknowing Bundys become part of an ancient plot when they win a trip to England. 2026-08-13 Kelly must save Al and Bud when Lower Uncton citizens plot to kill them. 2026-08-13 Al agrees to a duel with Igor to forestall the battle between Upper and Lower Uncton. 2026-08-13 Peg's 6-year-old nephew joins the household after his parents (Bobcat Goldthwait, Linda Blair) abandon him. 2026-08-13 Kelly's date (Corey Feldman) dumps her on a deserted highway; Peg tries to revitalize her marriage. 2026-08-13 When Seven can't remember his birthday, Peg assigns him Al's day. 2026-08-13 When Doug woos Carrie by speaking with the accent of a new guy at work, he finds that she responds to his charms. 2026-08-13 Doug splurges on a new car against Carrie's better judgment, and the bad decision immediately comes back to haunt them. 2026-08-13 With nothing to do during the IPS strike, Doug tries substitute teaching at the school at which his sister, Stephanie (Ricki Lake), works. 2026-08-14