KTEL-DT Doug and Carrie feel inadequate when they discover that their best friends have a very active love life. 2026-10-01 Doug invites Spence to move in as part of a plan to keep Carrie's annoying friends from spending a weekend. 2026-10-01 Walden parties with Jenny and her attractive friends; Alan's illicit affair with Lyndsey is jeopardized. 2026-10-01 Alan tries to find out what Lyndsey's boyfriend has over him; Walden helps Jenny pursue her acting career. 2026-10-01 Alan wants to set up a date with Lynda Carter once he learns Walden knows her; Walden begrudgingly agrees to invite Lynda over for dinner. 2026-10-01 Lyndsey's jealousy disrupts Walden's and Alan's dates with beautiful women. 2026-10-01 George and Angie decide to have "the talk" with Max when a sexual predator moves into the neighborhood. 2026-10-01 George and Angie hire a maid (guest star Barbara Eden) who quickly cooks and cleans her way into his heart. 2026-10-01 When Benny's love (Jerry Springer) returns to town, George builds a web of lies to keep them from reuniting. 2026-10-01 George and Angie make a bet to determine who can live more frugally. 2026-10-01 Roseanne tries to calm things down when Dan goes into a rage over David and Darlene's relationship. 2026-10-01 Jackie's house buzzes with activity as Roseanne tries to hide David from Dan. 2026-10-01 Dr. Miller (Spalding Gray) is no longer Fran's (Fran Drescher) savior when she discovers a disgusting personal habit of his. 2026-10-01 A bank robber (Peter Scolari) regrets taking Fran and her mother (Fran Drescher, Renee Taylor) hostage. 2026-10-01 A judge finds it difficult to control Fran when she hears the testimony of a housekeeper against her employer. 2026-10-01 Fran accuses Maxwell of not spending enough time with his children when they get head lice, but he is spared. 2026-10-01 Abishola invites Bob to an intimate part of her life -- church; Kemi fights with Ogechi to be Chukwuemeka's favorite. 2026-10-01 As Bob gears up for delivery day at the new sock factory, he struggles to put his foot down with his opinionated family; Abishola gets a taste of Kemi's new personality when her successful lawyer son comes to visit. 2026-10-01 No more slips or falls! 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(Fran Drescher, Lauren Lane) become trapped in the wine cellar during Fran's mother's (Renee Taylor) 50th birthday bash. 2026-10-01 An apple causes the Bundys and the D'Arcys to declare war on each other for property rights. 2026-10-01 Al is offered a sports car in return for a commercial about his old clunker. 2026-10-01 A prom queen, now a pop star, sent Bud a valentine six years ago. 2026-10-01 Al chains himself to a goal post to stop the demolition of Polk High's old sports field. 2026-10-01 Doug gets an ego boost when an attractive waitress wants to know if he's single. 2026-10-01 Doug's bowling-team sponsor demands victory, meaning Doug may have to fire his team's weak link: his wife, Carrie. 2026-10-01 Roseanne becomes involved in a family feud as Fred (Michael O'Keefe) sues Jackie for custody of their unborn child. 2026-10-01 Nancy wants to introduce Roseanne and Jackie to her new friend Sharon. 2026-10-01 Roseanne tries to limit Fred's participation when Jackie goes into labor. 2026-10-01 When Dan's father (Ned Beatty) misses an alimony payment, he and Roseanne argue about covering it. 2026-10-01 Roseanne tries to help Dan see the kindness in the lies his father (Ned Beatty) is telling about his mother. 2026-10-01 D.J. has serious ethical questions for his mother after Roseanne takes delivery of too many stoves for the diner. 2026-10-01 Carmen's first day of school turns upside down when George misdirects his worry and concern; Max develops a crush on an older woman. 2026-10-01 George has to hide his concern when Ernie is made team leader at work; a cosmetics saleswoman (Hilary Duff) encourages Angie to lie to her clients. 2026-10-01 When George and Angie run into financial trouble, Benny reaches out to the second wife of George's estranged father. 2026-10-01 When George finally decides to approach his estranged father, Manny Lopez, his solitary journey is transformed into a family vacation and a day of reckoning for Benny. 2026-10-01 When Kelly tries for a spot in a commercial, Bud tells her secret to the competition. 2026-10-01 Al takes pictures of a UFO with the hope of winning a tabloid contest. 2026-10-01 Al contends with a hungry rabbit after taking up gardening to relax. 2026-10-01 Peg is jealous when Al appears to be interested in a new neighbor (Rhonda Shear). 2026-10-01 Al thinks Kelly is a kept woman when he visits her luxury apartment. 2026-10-01 A large inheritance can be Al's if the Bundys have another child. 2026-10-01 Doug's memories of his glory days as a football player don't match those of his old teammates. 2026-10-01 Arthur disrupts Carrie and Doug's lives by moving from the cold basement to the much warmer second floor. 2026-10-01 Carrie helps Doug plan a bachelor party after she volunteers him to be the friendless Danny's best man. 2026-10-02 Doug (Kevin James) is distraught when he learns that Carrie (Leah Remini) has been cheating at board games. With Jerry Stiller. 2026-10-02 Walden teams up with a beautiful former employee (Odette Annable) on a new project; Alan gives Jenny advice about her girlfriend (Aly Michalka). 2026-10-02 Lyndsey's boyfriend sets Alan up on a date; Walden wants to help Nicole with her project so she will have time to date him. 2026-10-02 Marty Pepper (Carl Reiner) proposes to Evelyn; Alan and Walden plan a bachelor party for Marty. 2026-10-02 Alan finds out that Lyndsey broke up with Larry without telling him; Walden tries to prove he is a man's man. 2026-10-02 George teaches Max to play the guitar but regrets it when Max moves on without him and joins a rock band. 2026-10-02 When she cannot smoke, Benny's nicotine withdrawal symptoms drive George to self-destructive behavior. 2026-10-02 The family's new neighbor decorates his front lawn with an offensive art display; an old friend takes an interest in George and Angie's niece. 2026-10-02 Vic wants George to play in a father-son golf tournament against a longtime rival and his son, Oscar de la Hoya. 2026-10-02 Roseanne and Dan are amazed to hear how Bev (Estelle Parsons) broke her pelvis at the retirement home. 2026-10-02 Dan turns to a soap opera for help in an attempt to rekindle the romance in his marriage. 2026-10-02 A woman (Telma Hopkins) believes that she, not Sylvia (Renee Taylor), is Fran's (Fran Drescher) mother due to a hospital mix-up. 2026-10-02 The tabloids print a fictitious story about Maxwell cheating on his late wife during their honeymoon. 2026-10-02 Fran (Fran Drescher) re-evaluates her life when her high-school rival lands a starring role in Sheffield's (Charles Shaughnessy) new play. 2026-10-02 Fran decides her destiny is to write music as she tries to get a famous rock star to record one of her songs. 2026-10-02 Bob's past and present collide when his ex-wife is admitted to Abishola's hospital; Christina recruits Kofo for a project to rename the sock colors. 2026-10-02 Abishola decides to postpone taking the Medical College Admission Test, surprising everyone; Christina grapples with taking a job opportunity that could mean the end for Kofo and MaxDot. 2026-10-02 Discover Omega XL with John Walsh, the all-natural solution for pain and inflammation. 2026-10-02 No more slips or falls! Installation in just ONE Day! 2026-10-02 Child star Jack Walker decides to give up show business when Fran tells him he should be doing the things normal children do. 2026-10-02 Sylvia (Renee Taylor) is offended when Fran (Fran Drescher) refuses to wear a mink coat she inherited from her Aunt Mimma. With Charles Shaughnessy. 2026-10-02 Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) is hung out to dry on "Sally Jessy Raphael" after he forces Fran (Fran Drescher) to cross a picket line. Guest starring Sally Jessy Raphael. 2026-10-02 Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) has a secret someone hiding upstairs, and Fran (Fran Drescher) is just dying to find out who. 2026-10-02 When Marcy confronts Jefferson about his past, she is shocked to learn he is in a witness protection program. 2026-10-02 Al turns to the leader (Waylon Jennings) of a men's movement when he needs help dealing with feminists. 2026-10-02 A radio show will give Peg $1,000 to seduce Al during lunch hour. 2026-10-02 Al and Kelly try to win money by becoming contestants on a sports trivia show. 2026-10-02 Doug and Carrie search for new friends, who do not have children; Arthur rediscovers a breakfast cereal from his childhood. 2026-10-02 Carrie and Doug reminisce about how they first met, remembering that it certainly wasn't love at first sight. 2026-10-02 Titanic egos clash and Roseanne frets all the way, as Fred and Jackie can't seem to make up their minds about seeking wedded bliss. 2026-10-02 With everyone vying for space at the Connor residence, Roseanne and Dan have to ask someone to leave. 2026-10-02 Roseanne and Dan suffer from pregnancy jitters; Roseanne accidentally uncovers Darlene's secret, she's having an affair. 2026-10-02 Upset over their breakup, David tattles on Darlene; to Roseanne's horror, she finds out that Darlene is experimenting with drugs! 2026-10-02 When Jackie spills the news that Becky and Mark are having sexual problems, Roseanne steps in to solve their dilemma; the situation snowballs when the men realize that no subject is sacred when it comes to their gossiping wives. 2026-10-02 Which one of the married Conner women did David have a sexy dream about?; there is a flurry of activity to figure out the who and the why. 2026-10-02 George unknowingly commits a felony while awaiting President Bush's arrival at the factory, resulting in the Secret Service paying a visit to his home. 2026-10-02 George is arrested for assaulting his father; Manny wants to clear the air so he drops the charges and George invites him over to dinner; on the same night Benny is bringing her younger boyfriend, Randy, over to meet George. 2026-10-02 Angie learns that her parents are getting divorced; George gets nervous about his marriage when her social life improves. 2026-10-02 George discovers he has a long-lost sister (Lisa Guerrero); Benny consults her doctor about an embarrassing problem. 2026-10-02 Marcy wakes up with a new husband after a wild night on the town. 2026-10-02 Al assumes a position of power in his neighborhood when Kelly dates a politician (Lane Davies). 2026-10-02 Buck is forced to take to the streets when the Bundys neglect to feed him. 2026-10-02 Peg redecorates the bedroom for an interior design class assignment, but Al takes offense. 2026-10-02 Al's football trophy is stolen while he is guarding his alma mater. 2026-10-02 Al becomes obsessed with an old song that he hears on the radio. 2026-10-02 Doug loses all his money when he goes to Atlantic City with Deacon; Arthur threatens to injure Carrie's boss. 2026-10-02 Doug (Kevin James) tries to keep Arthur (Jerry Stiller) busy while Carrie (Leah Remini) sets up a surprise party for his 75th birthday. 2026-10-02 Big Brother Doug (Kevin James) tries anything to impress his new protégé, including entering a 10K run. With Leah Remini and Patton Oswalt. 2026-10-03