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    <title lang="zh">Last Man Standing</title>
    <desc>Chuck and Mike debate the merits of an inner city school merging with a high school in an upscale neighborhood; Boyd's Halloween costume -- a lump of coal -- reminds Vanessa of her job's potential impact on the environment.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-16</date>
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    <desc>Mike gives Mandy advice on how to set aside money for paying taxes, but she decides to do things her own way.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-16</date>
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    <title lang="zh">That '70s Show</title>
    <desc>Jackie's mom, Pamela (Brooke Shields), returns from her vacation, then joins Bob in the hot tub; Kelso enrolls in a new police academy.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-16</date>
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    <title lang="zh">That '70s Show</title>
    <desc>Donna and Jackie send Fez to test Pamela's (Brooke Shields) love for Bob; Red has to wear a heart monitor that drives Kitty crazy.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-16</date>
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    <title lang="zh">That '70s Show</title>
    <desc>Donna and Eric decide to be celibate until they marry; Fez and Hyde realize how much Kelso has changed when they visit him at the academy.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-16</date>
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    <title lang="zh">That '70s Show</title>
    <desc>Donna exacts revenge on Eric for not shopping with her by sending him shopping with Jackie; Hyde forbids Jackie to talk about marriage.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-16</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Man With a Plan</title>
    <desc>Adam tries to give Andi the perfect 20th wedding anniversary gift by re-creating their honeymoon.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-16</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Man With a Plan</title>
    <desc>When Andi goes back to work and Adam stays home to take care of the kids, he discovers that they aren't well-behaved angels.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-16</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Grounded for Life</title>
    <desc>Lily is caught in a lie when she's forced to call her father to come pick her up at an amusement park.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-16</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Grounded for Life</title>
    <desc>When Sean receives a small inheritance, he must choose between spending the money on a guitar or a water heater.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-16</date>
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    <title lang="zh">The Conners</title>
    <desc>After Ben declines Darlene's proposal, she starts to ponder why she tends to be so negative in life, prompting her to start a journey of self-discovery, which leads to Pastor Phil.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-16</date>
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    <title lang="zh">The Conners</title>
    <desc>Part of Becky's recovery program mandates she makes amends with people she has lied to over the years, leading her to meet up again with a former high school friend; Darlene visits with Pastor Phil; Louise continues planning her wedding.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-16</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Just for Laughs Gags</title>
    <desc>"German Shepherd Chauffeur"; "Gross-Out Granny"; "Life's a Hitch.".</desc>
    <date>2026-05-16</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Just for Laughs Gags</title>
    <desc>"When Chickens Fly"; "Photobomber Jacket"; "A Gag Most Foul.".</desc>
    <date>2026-05-16</date>
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    <title lang="zh">2026 Silver Eagle is here &amp; it is a once-in-a-lifetime coin!</title>
    <desc>Join your hosts Kevin Cash &amp; Cory Cady as we discuss the 250th Anniversary of America with the official "America 250" logo on a Silver American Eagle label; we are locking in orders for this iconic release, but coins are limited! Don't miss out!</desc>
    <date>2026-05-16</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Emma: Natural Relief for Bloating, Constipation &amp; Gut Imbalance</title>
    <desc>Tired of bloating or gut issues that won't go away?; discovering the root cause-and how Emma can help eliminate methane-producing archaea, reset digestion and restore balance naturally.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-16</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Paid Programming</title>
    <desc>Paid programming.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-16</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Paid Programming</title>
    <desc>Paid programming.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-16</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Rare Limited Silver</title>
    <desc>Secure the lowest mintage Philadelphia Proof Silver Eagle ever issued by the US Mint with this 2026 Congratulations Set Silver Eagle graded PF70UCAM. This coin boasts a minscule 60,000 mintage limit, housed in a signed First Day of Issue holder.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-16</date>
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    <title lang="zh">NECTAR TRI-PILLOW -Cooler, Comfy, Better Sleep! Buy One Get One FREE!</title>
    <desc>Discover the Nectar Tri-Comfort Cooling Pillow for the ultimate sleep experience! Adjustable to three firmness levels to provide customized support and cooling all night long. Order NOW to get a second pillow FREE, plus a 30-night home trial!</desc>
    <date>2026-05-16</date>
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    <title lang="zh">World's Funniest Videos: Top 10 Countdown</title>
    <desc>Covers different themes in the search for the best and funniest videos from around the world; includes an entertaining look at relatable moments from real-life home movies.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-16</date>
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  <programme channel="467901" start="20260516103000 +0000" stop="20260516110000 +0000">
    <title lang="zh">World's Funniest Videos: Top 10 Countdown</title>
    <desc>Covers different themes in the search for the best and funniest videos from around the world; includes an entertaining look at relatable moments from real-life home movies.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-16</date>
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    <title lang="zh">That '70s Show</title>
    <desc>Jackie tries to seduce Fez with disco; Kitty and Red learn that their new neighbors are gay.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-16</date>
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  <programme channel="467901" start="20260516113000 +0000" stop="20260516120000 +0000">
    <title lang="zh">That '70s Show</title>
    <desc>Jackie makes Fez's life miserable when she declares her love and he turns her down.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-16</date>
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  <programme channel="467901" start="20260516120000 +0000" stop="20260516123000 +0000">
    <title lang="zh">That '70s Show</title>
    <desc>Fez decides to stop being a player and settle down with one woman; Hyde convinces Red to sell his heart medication.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-16</date>
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  <programme channel="467901" start="20260516123000 +0000" stop="20260516130000 +0000">
    <title lang="zh">That '70s Show</title>
    <desc>Red and Kitty show their home to prospective buyers; Jackie tells Fez the truth about how she feels.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-16</date>
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  <programme channel="467901" start="20260516130000 +0000" stop="20260516133000 +0000">
    <title lang="zh">Home Improvement</title>
    <desc>Jill (Patricia Richardson) is overcome with the desire to have another child. Tim Allen stars.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-16</date>
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  <programme channel="467901" start="20260516133000 +0000" stop="20260516140000 +0000">
    <title lang="zh">Home Improvement</title>
    <desc>Al (Richard Karn) takes his latest romance a little too seriously. Sherry Hursey guest stars. With Tim Allen.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-16</date>
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  <programme channel="467901" start="20260516140000 +0000" stop="20260516143000 +0000">
    <title lang="zh">Bob Hearts Abishola</title>
    <desc>Douglas is finally ready to introduce Olivia to his family, but he sets some ground rules to make sure Dottie plays nice.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-16</date>
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  <programme channel="467901" start="20260516143000 +0000" stop="20260516150000 +0000">
    <title lang="zh">Bob Hearts Abishola</title>
    <desc>When Abishola brings Dele to work with her at the hospital, she discovers that her dream of him becoming a doctor might not become a reality; Kemi and Chukwuemeka's mothers bond when Ogechi slips in the bathtub.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-16</date>
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    <title lang="zh">According to Jim</title>
    <desc>Cheryl gives Jim a revealing photo of herself as a Valentine gift, and he proudly shows it off to his friends.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-16</date>
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    <title lang="zh">According to Jim</title>
    <desc>After Jim says he once let Cheryl beat him at racquetball to win her affection, she challenges him to a showdown.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-16</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Last Man Standing</title>
    <desc>When Kristin entrusts Mike with her gender reveal party, he promptly holds it over Vanessa's head; Chuck and Joe regret turning Ed's spare room into an oversized dollhouse for Bonnie.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-16</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Last Man Standing</title>
    <desc>Vanessa is secretly obsessed with Jen's new video game.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-16</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Last Man Standing</title>
    <desc>Mike tries to figure out what to get Vanessa for a business anniversary gift; Kristin and Mandy try to get out of Kyle's Outdoor Man HR orientation.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-16</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Last Man Standing</title>
    <desc>Mike tries to avoid hurting Vanessa's feelings due to her snoring; Mandy goes overboard preparing for the arrival of Kristin and Ryan's new baby.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-16</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Man With a Plan</title>
    <desc>When Adam offers to go on a vegan diet with Kate in an effort to bond with her, his love of meat proves a hard habit to break.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-16</date>
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  <programme channel="467901" start="20260516183000 +0000" stop="20260516190000 +0000">
    <title lang="zh">Man With a Plan</title>
    <desc>After Adam throws out his back on his 50th birthday, he is still determined to take a dirt bike excursion and check it off his bucket list; Don and Adam give out bonuses at work.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-16</date>
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    <title lang="zh">According to Jim</title>
    <desc>Jim institutes a tribunal system to stop the children from bickering, and it works well for solving the children's problems but backfires when he and Andy have an argument.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-16</date>
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  <programme channel="467901" start="20260516193000 +0000" stop="20260516200000 +0000">
    <title lang="zh">According to Jim</title>
    <desc>After years of dating, Andy meets the perfect girl and worries that she will break up with him; Jim offers to take Andy's girlfriend's daughter to a concert with Ruby and Gracie.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-16</date>
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  <programme channel="467901" start="20260516200000 +0000" stop="20260516203000 +0000">
    <title lang="zh">According to Jim</title>
    <desc>Andy is sure Emily is going to break up with him, since all his former girlfriends left him after six weeks of dating; Dana hypnotizes Andy to find out the cause of his breakups.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-16</date>
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  <programme channel="467901" start="20260516203000 +0000" stop="20260516210000 +0000">
    <title lang="zh">According to Jim</title>
    <desc>Pregnant Cheryl wants to have a game night and play a game that she never loses, but Dana knows she cheats.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-16</date>
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  <programme channel="467901" start="20260516210000 +0000" stop="20260516213000 +0000">
    <title lang="zh">Home Improvement</title>
    <desc>Tim (Tim Allen) realizes that Randy (Jonathan Taylor Thomas) has reached adolescence.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-16</date>
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  <programme channel="467901" start="20260516213000 +0000" stop="20260516220000 +0000">
    <title lang="zh">Home Improvement</title>
    <desc>Jill (Patricia Richardson) invites the new neighbors (Robert Picardo, Mariangela Pino) over for dinner -- a prospect Tim (Tim Allen) does not relish.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-16</date>
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  <programme channel="467901" start="20260516220000 +0000" stop="20260516223000 +0000">
    <title lang="zh">Home Improvement</title>
    <desc>Hardware magnate John Binford passes on to the great tool shed in the sky. With Tim Allen and Richard Karn.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-16</date>
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  <programme channel="467901" start="20260516223000 +0000" stop="20260516230000 +0000">
    <title lang="zh">Home Improvement</title>
    <desc>The tables are turned on trickster Tim (Tim Allen) at Halloween time. With Patricia Richardson.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-16</date>
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  <programme channel="467901" start="20260516230000 +0000" stop="20260516233000 +0000">
    <title lang="zh">Home Improvement</title>
    <desc>Jill (Patricia Richardson) accuses Tim (Tim Allen) of being insensitive after he ruins an honorary dinner with the library committee.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-16</date>
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  <programme channel="467901" start="20260516233000 +0000" stop="20260517000000 +0000">
    <title lang="zh">Home Improvement</title>
    <desc>Balking at promoting a questionable product jeopardizes Tim's job.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-16</date>
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  <programme channel="467901" start="20260517000000 +0000" stop="20260517003000 +0000">
    <title lang="zh">Home Improvement</title>
    <desc>Tim and Jill (Tim Allen, Patricia Richardson) have different plans for a monetary gift the boys have received. With Richard Karn.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-17</date>
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  <programme channel="467901" start="20260517003000 +0000" stop="20260517010000 +0000">
    <title lang="zh">Home Improvement</title>
    <desc>Tim (Tim Allen) wants to add a power-driven snowstorm to the Taylor's Christmas-card family photo. With Patricia Richardson.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-17</date>
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  <programme channel="467901" start="20260517010000 +0000" stop="20260517013000 +0000">
    <title lang="zh">Home Improvement</title>
    <desc>At Jill's (Patricia Richardson) high-school reunion, Tim (Tim Allen) meets her former boyfriend for the first time.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-17</date>
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  <programme channel="467901" start="20260517013000 +0000" stop="20260517020000 +0000">
    <title lang="zh">Home Improvement</title>
    <desc>Tim's (Tim Allen) annual Christmas decoration competitiveness is hampered by another major concern. With Patricia Richardson.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-17</date>
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  <programme channel="467901" start="20260517020000 +0000" stop="20260517023000 +0000">
    <title lang="zh">Home Improvement</title>
    <desc>Jill (Patricia Richardson) cannot understand why Tim (Tim Allen) encourages Randy (Jonathan Taylor Thomas) to enter a grudge-match sled race.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-17</date>
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  <programme channel="467901" start="20260517023000 +0000" stop="20260517030000 +0000">
    <title lang="zh">Home Improvement</title>
    <desc>Tim is Tarzan in Jill's fantasy; Ilene shares her sensuous dream with Al.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-17</date>
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    <title lang="zh">That '70s Show</title>
    <desc>The gang goes to a job fair at a local motel; Eric is determined to find a job since Red refuses to pay for college; Kelso decides he wants to be a police officer.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-17</date>
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    <title lang="zh">That '70s Show</title>
    <desc>The Formans discover Jackie has been sleeping at their place because she has nowhere else to go; Fez realizes Nina is reluctant to introduce him to her family.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-17</date>
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    <title lang="zh">That '70s Show</title>
    <desc>Eric must return Donna's engagement ring after he receives a collection notice.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-17</date>
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    <title lang="zh">That '70s Show</title>
    <desc>Kitty invites a creepy teenager over to be part of Eric's circle of friends; the gang sees Fez's bedroom for the first time.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-17</date>
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  <programme channel="467901" start="20260517050000 +0000" stop="20260517053000 +0000">
    <title lang="zh">Just for Laughs Gags</title>
    <desc>"Chihuahua Joyride"; "The Boulder and the Beautiful"; "He's All Thumbs.".</desc>
    <date>2026-05-17</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Just for Laughs Gags</title>
    <desc>"The Littlest Bank Robbers"; "Guerilla Wedding"; "That's No Bull, Dog.".</desc>
    <date>2026-05-17</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Just for Laughs Gags</title>
    <desc>"Touchier Screen Technology"; "Give Me a Hand"; "Sleeping Baby Race.".</desc>
    <date>2026-05-17</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Just for Laughs Gags</title>
    <desc>"The Invisible Tiger"; "Ear Fullicious"; "How Not to Practice Fire Safety.".</desc>
    <date>2026-05-17</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Paid Programming</title>
    <desc>Paid programming.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-17</date>
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  <programme channel="467901" start="20260517073000 +0000" stop="20260517080000 +0000">
    <title lang="zh">Paid Programming</title>
    <desc>Paid programming.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-17</date>
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  <programme channel="467901" start="20260517080000 +0000" stop="20260517083000 +0000">
    <title lang="zh">Paid Programming</title>
    <desc>Paid programming.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-17</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Paid Programming</title>
    <desc>Paid programming.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-17</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Natural Blood Pressure Management</title>
    <desc>Cardiologist Dr. Ernst von Schwarz, M.D. shows how to manage your blood pressure naturally and help protect your heart for life with My Best Heart.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-17</date>
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  <programme channel="467901" start="20260517093000 +0000" stop="20260517100000 +0000">
    <title lang="zh">Ready for a safer shower? Enjoy a one-day bath remodel with Jacuzzi.</title>
    <desc>Trusted brand Jacuzzi Bath Remodel and interior designer Christina Hall share their secrets on how you can easily and affordably transform your bathroom into a gorgeous custom, safe, stylish space in 1 day! Call for a FREE quote &amp; installation.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-17</date>
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  <programme channel="467901" start="20260517100000 +0000" stop="20260517103000 +0000">
    <title lang="zh">Home Improvement</title>
    <desc>It's one problem after another when Tim and Al go ice fishing.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-17</date>
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  <programme channel="467901" start="20260517103000 +0000" stop="20260517110000 +0000">
    <title lang="zh">Home Improvement</title>
    <desc>When Jill's (Patricia Richardson) retired father (M. Emmet Walsh) arrives for a visit, the house is transformed into a small military base.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-17</date>
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  <programme channel="467901" start="20260517110000 +0000" stop="20260517113000 +0000">
    <title lang="zh">Home Improvement</title>
    <desc>Tim (Tim Allen) decides to separate Randy and Brad (Jonathan Taylor Thomas, Zachery Ty Bryan) when their arguing becomes too loud for his liking.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-17</date>
  </programme>
  <programme channel="467901" start="20260517113000 +0000" stop="20260517120000 +0000">
    <title lang="zh">Home Improvement</title>
    <desc>Tim and Al (Tim Allen, Richard Karn) each head up a Habitat for Humanity house-building project. Former President Jimmy Carter guest stars as himself.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-17</date>
  </programme>
  <programme channel="467901" start="20260517120000 +0000" stop="20260517123000 +0000">
    <title lang="zh">Home Improvement</title>
    <desc>A role reversal occurs when Tim and Al host a cooking show, with Al as the star and Tim as the sidekick.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-17</date>
  </programme>
  <programme channel="467901" start="20260517123000 +0000" stop="20260517130000 +0000">
    <title lang="zh">Home Improvement</title>
    <desc>Tim charms Jill's friends, but the charm disappears when they do.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-17</date>
  </programme>
  <programme channel="467901" start="20260517130000 +0000" stop="20260517133000 +0000">
    <title lang="zh">Home Improvement</title>
    <desc>A shortage of funds puts an end to Tim's (Tim Allen) plans for a special edition of "Tool Time." With Richard Karn.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-17</date>
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    <desc>Tim's (Tim Allen) Mother's Day plans for Jill (Patricia Richardson) go awry when he gives away a nostalgic swing set. Guest star: Victoria Principal.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-17</date>
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    <title lang="zh">The Conners</title>
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    <date>2026-05-17</date>
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    <title lang="zh">The Conners</title>
    <desc>The Conners gear up for a megawedding; Jackie and Neville, Darlene and Ben and Harris and Aldo are planning for a shared big day, but along the way, they discover that some of the couples may not be on the same page about their happily ever afters.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-17</date>
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    <desc>Cheryl tries to create a relaxed, low-pressure environment for Jim after he develops high blood pressure.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-17</date>
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    <title lang="zh">According to Jim</title>
    <desc>A night on the town turns into a disaster for Cheryl and Jim; Dana cajoles Andy into doing her delinquent taxes.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-17</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Last Man Standing</title>
    <desc>Vanessa learns a secret that she thinks will ruin Ed and Bonnie's wedding day.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-17</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Last Man Standing</title>
    <desc>Mike and Vanessa each try to influence Jen's career path; Kristin uses her pregnancy to her advantage with Outdoor Man customers.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-17</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Last Man Standing</title>
    <desc>Vanessa turns to Mike and Carol for advice on her State Assembly campaign; Kyle is overcome with anxiety when Ed gifts him an expensive watch.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-17</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Last Man Standing</title>
    <desc>Mike's offer to help Jen with her school's bake sale goes up in smoke; Kyle finds unlikely advice from Joe on where he should enroll in college.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-17</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Man With a Plan</title>
    <desc>Adam gets jealous when Teddy names Andi as his hero for a school essay.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-17</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Man With a Plan</title>
    <desc>When Adam accidentally invites Andi to go on the guys' annual trip, he tries to uninvite her, which only makes matters worse.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-17</date>
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    <title lang="zh">According to Jim</title>
    <desc>A chance meeting in the supermarket lets Jim in on Cheryl's secret: though she says the doctor told her to stay in bed, her doctor actually wants her to be active.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-17</date>
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    <title lang="zh">According to Jim</title>
    <desc>The devil (James Lipton) comes to collect on a deal Jim made with him back when Jim was courting Cheryl.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-17</date>
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    <title lang="zh">According to Jim</title>
    <desc>Jim guilts the older kids into doing household chores after Jonathan's special blanket goes missing.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-17</date>
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    <title lang="zh">According to Jim</title>
    <desc>When Dana, Cheryl's sister and best friend, moves away, Jim realizes he must find Cheryl a new friend as soon as possible.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-17</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Home Improvement</title>
    <desc>Tim's (Tim Allen) obvious enjoyment of some breast-enlargement literature leaves Jill (Patricia Richardson) feeling undesirable.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-17</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Home Improvement</title>
    <desc>Randy, pretending to be thirty-two years old, meets a woman on a singles message board on the computer, and she comes by for a visit; Tim tries to help Mark with his science project.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-17</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Home Improvement</title>
    <desc>Tim (Tim Allen) and Bob Vila face off in a handyman auction and also compete in an auto race. With Bob Vila as himself.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-17</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Home Improvement</title>
    <desc>When Jill is laid off from work, Tim is less than considerate.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-17</date>
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    <title lang="zh">According to Jim</title>
    <desc>Jim takes over housekeeping duties to give Cheryl time to grieve when her favorite uncle dies, but begins to suspect Cheryl is faking her grief to get him to do more housework.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-17</date>
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    <title lang="zh">According to Jim</title>
    <desc>Jim, Ryan and Andy learn that Cheryl and Dana have appeared in a "Chicks Gone Wild" video.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-17</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Major League</title>
    <desc>The new owner of the Cleveland Indians, former showgirl Rachel Phelps (Margaret Whitton), has a sweetheart deal to move the team to Miami. But to break the lease with the city of Cleveland, ticket sales have to plummet. So Phelps hires the most incompetent players available, including near-blind pitcher Rick Vaughn (Charlie Sheen) and injury-prone catcher Jake Taylor (Tom Berenger). But her villai</desc>
    <date>2026-05-18</date>
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