K18NE-D Tim and Jill (Tim Allen, Patricia Richardson) have different plans for a monetary gift the boys have received. With Richard Karn. 2026-05-17 Tim (Tim Allen) wants to add a power-driven snowstorm to the Taylor's Christmas-card family photo. With Patricia Richardson. 2026-05-17 At Jill's (Patricia Richardson) high-school reunion, Tim (Tim Allen) meets her former boyfriend for the first time. 2026-05-17 Tim's (Tim Allen) annual Christmas decoration competitiveness is hampered by another major concern. With Patricia Richardson. 2026-05-17 Jill (Patricia Richardson) cannot understand why Tim (Tim Allen) encourages Randy (Jonathan Taylor Thomas) to enter a grudge-match sled race. 2026-05-17 Tim is Tarzan in Jill's fantasy; Ilene shares her sensuous dream with Al. 2026-05-17 The gang goes to a job fair at a local motel; Eric is determined to find a job since Red refuses to pay for college; Kelso decides he wants to be a police officer. 2026-05-17 The Formans discover Jackie has been sleeping at their place because she has nowhere else to go; Fez realizes Nina is reluctant to introduce him to her family. 2026-05-17 Eric must return Donna's engagement ring after he receives a collection notice. 2026-05-17 Kitty invites a creepy teenager over to be part of Eric's circle of friends; the gang sees Fez's bedroom for the first time. 2026-05-17 "Chihuahua Joyride"; "The Boulder and the Beautiful"; "He's All Thumbs.". 2026-05-17 "The Littlest Bank Robbers"; "Guerilla Wedding"; "That's No Bull, Dog.". 2026-05-17 "Touchier Screen Technology"; "Give Me a Hand"; "Sleeping Baby Race.". 2026-05-17 "The Invisible Tiger"; "Ear Fullicious"; "How Not to Practice Fire Safety.". 2026-05-17 Paid programming. 2026-05-17 Paid programming. 2026-05-17 Paid programming. 2026-05-17 Paid programming. 2026-05-17 Cardiologist Dr. Ernst von Schwarz, M.D. shows how to manage your blood pressure naturally and help protect your heart for life with My Best Heart. 2026-05-17 Trusted brand Jacuzzi Bath Remodel and interior designer Christina Hall share their secrets on how you can easily and affordably transform your bathroom into a gorgeous custom, safe, stylish space in 1 day! Call for a FREE quote & installation. 2026-05-17 It's one problem after another when Tim and Al go ice fishing. 2026-05-17 When Jill's (Patricia Richardson) retired father (M. Emmet Walsh) arrives for a visit, the house is transformed into a small military base. 2026-05-17 Tim (Tim Allen) decides to separate Randy and Brad (Jonathan Taylor Thomas, Zachery Ty Bryan) when their arguing becomes too loud for his liking. 2026-05-17 Tim and Al (Tim Allen, Richard Karn) each head up a Habitat for Humanity house-building project. Former President Jimmy Carter guest stars as himself. 2026-05-17 A role reversal occurs when Tim and Al host a cooking show, with Al as the star and Tim as the sidekick. 2026-05-17 Tim charms Jill's friends, but the charm disappears when they do. 2026-05-17 A shortage of funds puts an end to Tim's (Tim Allen) plans for a special edition of "Tool Time." With Richard Karn. 2026-05-17 Tim's (Tim Allen) Mother's Day plans for Jill (Patricia Richardson) go awry when he gives away a nostalgic swing set. Guest star: Victoria Principal. 2026-05-17 Ben and Darlene are excited to share their good news with the family, but Neville, Jackie, Aldo and Harris share some very similar news of their own. 2026-05-17 The Conners gear up for a megawedding; Jackie and Neville, Darlene and Ben and Harris and Aldo are planning for a shared big day, but along the way, they discover that some of the couples may not be on the same page about their happily ever afters. 2026-05-17 Cheryl tries to create a relaxed, low-pressure environment for Jim after he develops high blood pressure. 2026-05-17 A night on the town turns into a disaster for Cheryl and Jim; Dana cajoles Andy into doing her delinquent taxes. 2026-05-17 Vanessa learns a secret that she thinks will ruin Ed and Bonnie's wedding day. 2026-05-17 Mike and Vanessa each try to influence Jen's career path; Kristin uses her pregnancy to her advantage with Outdoor Man customers. 2026-05-17 Vanessa turns to Mike and Carol for advice on her State Assembly campaign; Kyle is overcome with anxiety when Ed gifts him an expensive watch. 2026-05-17 Mike's offer to help Jen with her school's bake sale goes up in smoke; Kyle finds unlikely advice from Joe on where he should enroll in college. 2026-05-17 Adam gets jealous when Teddy names Andi as his hero for a school essay. 2026-05-17 When Adam accidentally invites Andi to go on the guys' annual trip, he tries to uninvite her, which only makes matters worse. 2026-05-17 A chance meeting in the supermarket lets Jim in on Cheryl's secret: though she says the doctor told her to stay in bed, her doctor actually wants her to be active. 2026-05-17 The devil (James Lipton) comes to collect on a deal Jim made with him back when Jim was courting Cheryl. 2026-05-17 Jim guilts the older kids into doing household chores after Jonathan's special blanket goes missing. 2026-05-17 When Dana, Cheryl's sister and best friend, moves away, Jim realizes he must find Cheryl a new friend as soon as possible. 2026-05-17 Tim's (Tim Allen) obvious enjoyment of some breast-enlargement literature leaves Jill (Patricia Richardson) feeling undesirable. 2026-05-17 Randy, pretending to be thirty-two years old, meets a woman on a singles message board on the computer, and she comes by for a visit; Tim tries to help Mark with his science project. 2026-05-17 Tim (Tim Allen) and Bob Vila face off in a handyman auction and also compete in an auto race. With Bob Vila as himself. 2026-05-17 When Jill is laid off from work, Tim is less than considerate. 2026-05-17 Jim takes over housekeeping duties to give Cheryl time to grieve when her favorite uncle dies, but begins to suspect Cheryl is faking her grief to get him to do more housework. 2026-05-17 Jim, Ryan and Andy learn that Cheryl and Dana have appeared in a "Chicks Gone Wild" video. 2026-05-17 The new owner of the Cleveland Indians, former showgirl Rachel Phelps (Margaret Whitton), has a sweetheart deal to move the team to Miami. But to break the lease with the city of Cleveland, ticket sales have to plummet. So Phelps hires the most incompetent players available, including near-blind pitcher Rick Vaughn (Charlie Sheen) and injury-prone catcher Jake Taylor (Tom Berenger). But her villai 2026-05-18 Three buddies (Larry the Cable Guy, Bill Engvall, D.J. Qualls) set out on a relaxing weekend of drinking and target practice, when a sergeant (Keith David) mistakes them for Army Reservists. The three men are deployed to Iraq, but a premature ejection lands them in Mexico. Believing they are in the Middle East, the bogus soldiers save a village and become local heroes, until a karaoke-loving warlo 2026-05-18 When Adam convinces his stubborn father to finally go to the doctor, he learns a few things his dad didn't want him to know. 2026-05-18 Adam and Don discover a new method of keeping themselves out of trouble with their wives; conflict erupts when Andi gets to the bottom of their stunt. 2026-05-18 "Stuffed Dog vs. Hot Dog"; "Buzzy Bee"; "Chicken Tartare.". 2026-05-18 "Super Juicier"; "Meat Expectations"; "Things That Totally Suck.". 2026-05-18 "Stuffed Dog Guards Bone"; "Golfball Jackpot"; "The Coffin Carried Off In.". 2026-05-18 "Magical Pranks"; "Lobster Launch"; "Really Fast Food.". 2026-05-18 Meet the new Shark PowerDetect Upright Vacuum with features like DuoClean Detect Technology, self-cleaning brush roll and odor neutralizing and you will be cleaning faster, smarter and better! 2026-05-18 Cut up to half the cost of your monthly cell phone bill; same towers, same coverage, but a lot less money; it sounds great but is it too good to be true?; join myth-busting legend Kari Byron as she takes on Big Wireless to save you money. 2026-05-18 2026 will be one of the most historic years ever in U.S. coinage; join your host Mike Mezack to learn about the incredible U.S. Quarter program and get a chance at an exclusive P&D Roll! 2026-05-18 Join Connie Craig-Carroll and health visionary Ken Meares as they uncover OmegaXL, the groundbreaking natural supplement transforming lives by tackling joint pain and inflammation. 2026-05-18 Trusted brand Jacuzzi Bath Remodel and interior designer Christina Hall share their secrets on how you can easily and affordably transform your bathroom into a gorgeous custom, safe, stylish space in 1 day! Call for a FREE quote & installation. 2026-05-18 Discover the Nectar Tri-Comfort Cooling Pillow for the ultimate sleep experience! Adjustable to three firmness levels to provide customized support and cooling all night long. Order NOW to get a second pillow FREE, plus a 30-night home trial! 2026-05-18 Covers different themes in the search for the best and funniest videos from around the world; includes an entertaining look at relatable moments from real-life home movies. 2026-05-18 The top 10 times life got out of hand; a wedding groom's best man faints and smashes into an arch; a woman spins out of a go-kart, and more. 2026-05-18 Red convinces Kitty to leave Eric alone during his surprise birthday party; Eric's older sister arrives. 2026-05-18 Kelso (Ashton Kutcher) persuades Eric (Topher Grace) to streak during President Ford's visit to town. With Laura Prepon, Danny Masterson and Wilmer Valderrama. 2026-05-18 Tim invites his brother, Marty, who has separated from his wife and twin daughters to move into the Taylor household. 2026-05-18 Randy surprises his family when he returns home for Christmas; Tim and Al compete in the neighborhood lighting contest. 2026-05-18 Tim gives his newly divorced brother advice regarding twins and tantrums. 2026-05-18 Tim and Al (Tim Allen, Richard Karn) go undercover to find the thieves of Brad's (Zachery Ty Bryan) new car. 2026-05-18 Abishola and Kemi's friendship is pushed to the edge when Kemi wants to disregard Nigerian tradition and have a Las Vegas wedding; Bob and the Wheelers have to avert a strike at MaxDot before it sinks the family business. 2026-05-18 Abishola and Kemi are conflicted as to how to handle Morenike after she confides her deepest secret to them; when Bob gets credit for Christina's idea for a Twitter marketing campaign, she considers leaving MaxDot. 2026-05-18 After learning that Dana earns more money than he does, Jim feels he needs to prove his worth to the children, so he buys them an expensive gift. 2026-05-18 Cheryl chastises Jim for losing the receipt needed to return a defective DVD player -- until she realizes she lost it, not him. 2026-05-18 Mike plays cupid for Joe when he sets him up on a date with Cece; Kyle is jealous when Ryan invites Jen to be a guest on their podcast. 2026-05-18 When Mandy worries about Kyle passing his first college exam, she secretly enlists Vanessa, Jen and Ryan to help tutor him; Mike learns of Ed and Chuck's superstition involving their decision-making. 2026-05-18 Mike finds out that Ed is skipping Outdoor Man's annual bass festival in favor of Bonnie's fancy art gala; Mandy takes over festival planning for Kristin, and things don't go as planned. 2026-05-18 Mike and Chuck compete in Outdoorsman's annual chili cook-off; Ryan and Kyle take the place of Kristin and Mandy at Vanessa's weekly mother-daughter luncheon. 2026-05-18 Adam recruits Marcy to put Andi's snooty sister in her place when she comes for a visit. 2026-05-18 When Adam and Andi see how much Lowell's new relationship with Andi's sister is changing him, they stage an intervention to get him to stop putting up with her bad behavior. 2026-05-18 Jim urges Andy to propose to Emily or risk losing her, but when he sees Emily dining with another man, he doubts the wisdom of his advice. 2026-05-18 Jim's band wins a contest, providing the group an opportunity to play backup for child pop sensation Jami McFame. 2026-05-18 Jim tries to earn money for Christmas gifts for his kids by landing the twins in a movie role opposite Steve Guttenberg. 2026-05-18 Andy and Jim plan a retreat at Andy's fiancée's cabin in the woods. 2026-05-18 Tim asks former "Tool Time" girl Lisa to return to the show temporarily but neglects to consult with Heidi. 2026-05-18 The Taylors look forward to their annual summer getaway, each for different reasons. With Tim Allen and Patricia Richardson. 2026-05-18 When Randy writes an article for the school paper disclosing Binford Tools' poor environmental record, Tim feels flabbergasted. 2026-05-18 Jill (Patricia Richardson) declines Tim's (Tim Allen) offer to build her a quiet at-home work space, and that offends him. 2026-05-18 Mike gets caught between Kristin and Ryan when it's discovered that Boyd was never vaccinated against chicken pox. 2026-05-18 Mindy worries about Kyle's safety after he gets in an accident; Ed makes an unexpected announcement; Eve plays with her high school football team. 2026-05-18 When Mike discovers Vanessa has given away the last of his incandescent light bulbs, he and Chuck go looking for more; Mandy announces she is getting her own apartment. 2026-05-19