K18NE-D Kyle shares his fears with Mike about meeting the church's new minister; Ryan helps Eve with her debate assignment. 2026-08-09 Jim and Cheryl try to celebrate their 15th anniversary in an Indiana motel but must drive back to Chicago when Dana thinks she is in labor. 2026-08-09 Jim must pay for an expensive operation to keep the family's pet guinea pig alive. 2026-08-09 Raging Jim accidentally backs into a police car while chasing a guy and chooses anger-management classes instead of paying the fine. 2026-08-09 Jim takes over housekeeping duties to give Cheryl time to grieve when her favorite uncle dies, but begins to suspect Cheryl is faking her grief to get him to do more housework. 2026-08-09 Tim and Jill find a bag of marijuana in their backyard and debate how to properly handle the situation. 2026-08-09 A question of trust arises between the Taylors when the man Jill had a dream about installs the new kitchen counter. 2026-08-09 Tim (Tim Allen) suspects that Al and Heidi (Richard Karn, Debbe Dunning) are having an affair; pro golfer Payne Stewart visits "Tool Time.". 2026-08-09 Jill fears the worst when house guest Willow doesn't come home one night; "Tool Time" celebrates St. Patrick's Day. 2026-08-09 Cheryl disapproves of Jim's latest invention, a flatulent doll named Gassy Gus. Andrea Walters, Ben Falcone, Andre Ware and Philip Daniel Bolden guest star. 2026-08-09 When Cheryl gets sick, and Jim is forced to entertain a gaggle of little girls at Ruby's slumber party. 2026-08-09 Jim worries Cheryl will learn the truth about her engagement ring after she invites his old girlfriend (Crystal Bernard) to dinner. 2026-08-10 Jim goes into protective overdrive after Cheryl is mugged while shopping. 2026-08-10 A successful guy that Jim went to high school with gives him a big contracting job and makes a pass at Cheryl over dinner. 2026-08-10 Jim does more harm than good when he stands up to Dana's boss; Andy has trouble making arrangements for his birthday party. 2026-08-10 Jim must decide between helping Cheryl through surgery or meeting his hero, Bo Diddley. 2026-08-10 Jim and Cheryl's new friends turn out to be obnoxious, but they benefit from the relationship. 2026-08-10 Kevin and Jamie go to great lengths to earn skybox tickets from Kevin's boss. 2026-08-10 Jamie tries to intervene when Kevin decides to marry Sarah. 2026-08-10 Jamie takes Brenda on an elegant dinner date; Steve tries to impress Katie. 2026-08-10 Jamie tries to break up Brenda and her new nature-loving beau. 2026-08-10 Head Massage; Mistaken Identity; Meditation. 2026-08-10 In Case of Emergency; Take That; Puff Pastry. 2026-08-10 Thanks a Million; No Dummy; Speed Trap. 2026-08-10 Statue of imitation; not dead yet; silent auction. 2026-08-10 Regain independence and enjoy greater mobility with the compact design and long-lasting battery of portable oxygen. 2026-08-10 Cut up to half the cost of your monthly cell phone bill; same towers, same coverage, but a lot less money; it sounds great but is it too good to be true?; join myth-busting legend Kari Byron as she takes on Big Wireless to save you money. 2026-08-10 Celebrate America's 250th with the 2026 U.S. Mint Silver Proof Set, certified perfect NGC PF70 with the official America 250 logo; includes 10 proof coins, one-year-only designs, fine silver issues and CSN exclusive numbering. 2026-08-10 Paid programming. 2026-08-10 Trusted brand Jacuzzi Bath Remodel and interior designer Christina Hall share their secrets on how you can easily and affordably transform your bathroom into a gorgeous custom, safe, stylish space in 1 day! Call for a FREE quote & installation. 2026-08-10 Paid programming. 2026-08-10 A certain late-night talk show is famous for its long-running Stupid Pet Tricks and Stupid Human Tricks segments. it might be an inspiration for this half-hour show -- narrated by veteran voiceover artist Rob Paulsen -- that features viewer-submitted clips of people and animals, which the show's title promises to be among the funniest you'll see. Sound effects and laughter sometimes accompany the 2026-08-10 A certain late-night talk show is famous for its long-running Stupid Pet Tricks and Stupid Human Tricks segments. it might be an inspiration for this half-hour show -- narrated by veteran voiceover artist Rob Paulsen -- that features viewer-submitted clips of people and animals, which the show's title promises to be among the funniest you'll see. Sound effects and laughter sometimes accompany the 2026-08-10 We'll journey off the beaten path with hilarious hunters and gatherers, spend time with our deer friends and scrape some knees while climbing trees. 2026-08-10 We gawk at a man with all-powerful feet on his day at the beach, and enjoy a temperamental ventriloquist who speaks through a cheese sandwich. 2026-08-10 Darlene falls in love with a house she's looking at; when the realtor shares she has a better chance of getting the house if she's part of a couple, she convinces Ben to pretend to be her partner. 2026-08-10 The family is locked down at home due to a shooting incident in the neighborhood. 2026-08-10 Two new friends give Tim (Tim Allen) marital advice after a misunderstanding with Jill (Patricia Richardson). Guest stars Ernest Borgnine, Jack Elam. 2026-08-10 The sparks fly when Jill sets up her pottery works in Tim's garage; Tim and Al trade places on "Tool Time.". 2026-08-10 Jill's newlywed sister spoils Tim's poker night when she brings her marital problems to Jill and Tim. 2026-08-10 Tim (Tim Allen) learns a lesson in romance when he tries to give Al (Richard Karn) advice. With Patricia Richardson. 2026-08-10 When Christina gets a new job at a sock startup, the family is supportive until it finds out the new company is more successful than MaxDot. 2026-08-10 Bob must gain the confidence to fight for Abishola when she goes on another date with Chukwuemeka; Uncle Tunde finds an unlikely friend in Dottie in the aftermath of his fight with Auntie Olu. 2026-08-10 Cheryl convinces Jim to abstain from sex until their big getaway; Jim and Andy argue about a treehouse. 2026-08-10 When Cheryl's cat dies, Jim promises to give it a proper burial, but the football game takes priority. 2026-08-10 Ed plans a surprise dinner for Mike's 25 years at The Outdoor Man; Mandy wants her and Kyle to move in with her parents to save money after they're married. 2026-08-10 A bear wanders into the store when Kyle leaves the loading dock door open. 2026-08-10 Mike learns that Mandy and Kyle's wedding shower is on the same day as the big Broncos-Chargers game; Ryan offers to host the men's party at his place; Ed insists that abiding by his superstitious rituals is the only way the Broncos will win. 2026-08-10 Mandy starts vaping, to her parents' disappointment; Vanessa commiserates with a fellow teacher about the impending strike; Ryan and Kristin find a secret safe in the basement. 2026-08-10 Jim, Ryan and Andy learn that Cheryl and Dana have appeared in a "Chicks Gone Wild" video. 2026-08-10 While Dana is in premature labor, Ryan is in a war-torn country, delivering a celebrity's baby. 2026-08-10 Dana and Cheryl hesitantly entrust Ryan and Jim to watch the kids and baby Tanner while they have a girls night out. 2026-08-10 Dana and baby Tanner stay with Jim and Cheryl for a night, but the baby's crying makes it impossible for Jim to sleep. 2026-08-10 Tim gives his newly divorced brother advice regarding twins and tantrums. 2026-08-10 Tim and Al (Tim Allen, Richard Karn) go undercover to find the thieves of Brad's (Zachery Ty Bryan) new car. 2026-08-10 While home alone working on his book, Tim (Tim Allen) dreams about life as a top-selling author. Oprah Winfrey, Jay Leno, Michael Eisner and Leeza Gibbons guest star. 2026-08-10 Brad (Zachery Ty Bryan) blames Tim (Tim Allen) when he injures his knee during a taping of "Tool Time" at home. Penn & Teller guest star. 2026-08-10 A bear wanders into the store when Kyle leaves the loading dock door open. 2026-08-10 Mike learns that Mandy and Kyle's wedding shower is on the same day as the big Broncos-Chargers game; Ryan offers to host the men's party at his place; Ed insists that abiding by his superstitious rituals is the only way the Broncos will win. 2026-08-10 Mandy starts vaping, to her parents' disappointment; Vanessa commiserates with a fellow teacher about the impending strike; Ryan and Kristin find a secret safe in the basement. 2026-08-11