KHME-LD Hawkeye flees to the front with an archenemy to avoid a "surprise" birthday party. 2026-06-18 Klinger grows desperate to return home when his effort to bring Toledo to the unit fails. 2026-06-18 Opie joins a secret club and is responsible for the candle they use in their meetings. When the barn the club meets in is burned to the ground, Opie is accused of starting the fire. 2026-06-18 Andy teaches Ronald Bailey, the spoiled son of a rich man, the importance of being self-reliant and responsible. 2026-06-18 Debra yearns for nothing more than a peaceful birthday at home with her husband, but Ray's lie to his parents and brother catch the couple in a compromising situation. 2026-06-18 Debra gets mad when Ray's problem with showing affection for her becomes a family matter. 2026-06-18 The women confront their phobias on a flight to the Bahamas to attend a funeral. 2026-06-18 Rose competes for St. Olaf's Woman of the Year honors, with a little help of Blanche and Dorothy. 2026-06-18 Carol's guests are George Chakiris and Shirley Jones; Chakiris joins Carol for the Q&A; the latest Carol & Sis sketch finds Jones playing Roger's temp secretary. 2026-06-18 Perry defends a man accused of killing a newspaper reporter trailing a Nazi war criminal; guest Denver Pyle. 2026-06-18 An unscrupulous traveling salesman sells some magic dust he claims will save a man due to hang for killing a little girl during a drunken spree. 2026-06-18 The loyal widow (Patricia Owens) of a man killed in a mountain-climbing accident recovers his body after 20 years. 2026-06-18 An angry young man (Clint Kimbrough) accurately predicts an impending death. With Amy Douglass and Norma Crane. 2026-06-18 A mysterious enemy who has marked Mannix for death taunts the detective and kidnaps Peggy; guest Clu Gulager. 2026-06-18 Cannon helps collar an underworld figure who is threatening the life of a gambler's wife. 2026-06-18 A private investigator (Kenneth Mars) believes Betty is killing her cousins to get an inheritance. 2026-06-18 A bank robber forces women to help him while he holds bank employees at gunpoint. 2026-06-18 Friday and Gannon find it difficult to enjoy a football game on TV due to Gannon's neighbors. 2026-06-18 A bitter ex-cop and a Hollywood starlet present problems for Malloy and Reed. 2026-06-18 Two officers are ambushed by members of a militant group. 2026-06-18 Bill braves a treacherous hike with the illusory help of Toony. 2026-06-18 Beaver thinks nobody likes him after discovering that he is at the "awkward age.". 2026-06-18 Eddie scares Beaver with roller-coaster tales. 2026-06-18 Perry uncovers an inheritance scam when he investigates the murder of a scheming art critic. 2026-06-18 Ben defends a politician (Peter Haskell) framed for murdering a cartoonist (Ray Buktenica) who knew about his affair. 2026-06-18 A family of small-time killers brings its murderous ways to Hawaii, mystifying the Five-0 unit; guests Slim Pickens, Bo Hopkins. 2026-06-18 John-Boy travels to New York to get his first novel published and is torn between the city and home. 2026-06-18 Kitty is kidnapped by the Apache war priest Gregorio, an escaped cavalry prisoner. 2026-06-18 When a widow announces plans to marry Little Joe, the citizens of Virginia City doubt his story that he shot her husband by accident. 2026-06-18 A gunman threatens to kill Micah and Lucas tries to help. 2026-06-18 Lucas is accused of murder by a man who claims to be an eyewitness. 2026-06-18 A bounty hunter searches for a murderer who was once a lawman. 2026-06-18 A rattlesnake bites Gage during a mountain rescue; opposition greets the paramedics when they try to help victims in another state. 2026-06-18 Colonel Crittendon replaces Hogan as officer in charge due to all the "funny business.". 2026-06-18 Two days without sleep produce strange dreams. 2026-06-18 Happily married B.J. falls for a war correspondent (Susan Saint James). 2026-06-19 Angered by the way civilian doctors are profiting from the war, Hawkeye presents the Army with a bill for his medical services. 2026-06-19 A Mayberry resident is convinced he is a jinx until Andy helps restore his self-confidence. 2026-06-19 Mayberry's small-town methods prove more effective in capturing a fugitive than those of the state police. 2026-06-19 Ray hopes the family-themed eulogy he gives for his Uncle Gus will extinguish the sparks of a family feud. 2026-06-19 Robert's psychology project stirs Ray's and Debra's competitive streaks. 2026-06-19 Dorothy and Blanche try to help Rose overcome a 30-year dependency on prescription medication. 2026-06-19 Rose has to go and get a job when she loses her late husband's pension, where she is confronted for the first time by ageism. 2026-06-19 Jonathan Winters returns as Carol's guest, highlighted by a dual role in The Wonderful World of Hospitals; fellow guest Dionne Warwick takes the stage solo and with Carol for a musical treat. 2026-06-19 A man offers his daughter-in-law $50,000 to divorce his playboy son; guests DeForest Kelley, Alan Hale. 2026-06-19