KMBY-LD A former athlete pushes his daughter too hard in a quest for Olympic glory; a man becomes trapped within an aircraft's landing gear. 2026-09-03 Hogan blackmails a general to keep him from transferring Klink from Stalag 13. 2026-09-03 Charles Winchester is unhappy with his surroundings at the 4077th; Frank receives psychiatric treatment to get over his love affair with Hot Lips. 2026-09-03 Radar becomes depressed when he thinks that his manhood has not been fulfilled. 2026-09-03 B.J. receives a visit from an old college friend who proceeds to play practical jokes on the M*A*S*H members. 2026-09-03 Andy tries to convince Opie to give more than three cents to a fundraising drive, but Opie refuses and states that he is saving money to buy his girlfriend Charlotte something. 2026-09-03 Andy arranges a duel between the two patriarchs of the Carter and Wakefield families in the hopes of finally bringing an end to their longtime feud. 2026-09-03 Ray asserts his rights as king of the castle after complaining that Debra makes all the household decisions. 2026-09-03 Debra hurts Frank's feelings when the family is stranded together during a snowstorm. 2026-09-03 Sophia becomes a doting mother when Dorothy accepts a lucrative corporate teaching job. 2026-09-03 Blanche, Dorothy and Sophia cheer up a hospitalized Rose after she becomes ill at a crashed class reunion. 2026-09-03 Guests include Cass Elliott and Pat Paulsen. 2026-09-03 A young man from a prominent family gets involved in blackmail and ultimately in murder; guest Otto Kruger. 2026-09-03 A jockey's wish to become a giant in his profession has repercussions he may regret. With Mickey Rooney. 2026-09-03 A housekeeper make arrangements to keep her lover all to herself when he expresses interest in another woman. 2026-09-03 A husband (Ralph Meeker) seeks revenge when an unstable woman (Vera Miles) identifies an alleged attacker. 2026-09-03 Joe Mannix must find the kidnapped daughter of a Palm Springs mobster. 2026-09-03 Cannon suspects he has a double after two nearly successful attempts on his life follow a strange woman's greeting to him at the airport. 2026-09-03 A director's plan to use murder to rid himself of an over-the-hill actor backfires. 2026-09-03 Friday and Gannon investigate the disappearance of two girls from their mother's front yard. 2026-09-03 Friday and Gannon discover that a psychedelic cult is mainly concerned with legalizing the sale of marijuana and LSD. 2026-09-03 Malloy and Reed help a citizen who is besieged by a busload of 51 friendly Mexican children. 2026-09-03 Reed and Malloy investigate a lawn theft. 2026-09-03 Bill and Toony are headed to Italy! 2026-09-03 Beaver's poor batting endangers his team's success in a boys-against-girls baseball game. 2026-09-03 Beaver and Larry go to the carnival with money Larry stole from his mother. 2026-09-03 Perry's case involves a pair of red-haired fan dancers, a stolen horse and bloodstained ostrich plumes. 2026-09-03 A plastic surgeon is charged with the murder of his partner, but evidence later shows the doctor's twin brother may be the culprit. 2026-09-03 A drug smuggling involves an Asian-bound cargo ship and a Honolulu fishing boat; guest Jack Cassidy. 2026-09-03 Olivia campaigns for a day nursery; plans for the Godsey's anniversary are almost ruined by jealousy. 2026-09-03 An outlaw takes Doc Adams and Festus hostage so they can care for his injured brother. 2026-09-03 Inspired by detective novels, Little Joe tries to prove two strangers are planning to rob the Virginia City bank. 2026-09-03 Lucas goes undercover as a federal agent. 2026-09-03 Lucas is sent to Wyoming to investigate the sale of guns to Indians. 2026-09-03 Simon Levy and Patrick McGowan both consider themselves unbeatable at checkers, and when each loses to the other over several games their pride is hurt. 2026-09-03 A bitter, retired nurse from Rampart who attempted suicide is hospitalized with a depressed, paraplegic teenager; guest Dawn Lyn. 2026-09-04 Klink becomes the victim of his own tough sergeant ordered to punish prisoners. 2026-09-04 Col. Potter asks a wounded psychiatrist to counsel some of the team because morale is low. 2026-09-04 Charles Winchester records a letter to his wealthy father begging him to use his influence to get him out of the unit. 2026-09-04 Everyone is in an uproar when the emergency supply of light bulbs turns out to be an ice cream churn. 2026-09-04 Ellie Walker decides to become the very first woman to run for a seat on the Mayberry City Council, dividing Mayberry into a battle of the sexes. 2026-09-04 Store owner Ben Weaver gets moonshiner Sam Muggins and his family locked up during Christmas, so Andy and Barney throw Sam and his family a Christmas party in jail. 2026-09-04 Ray vows to win the grand prize of the Frontier Girls cookie drive when Ally's troop leader targets his parents' house. 2026-09-04 Marie ruins Robert's lucky suit while ironing it for his interview with the FBI. 2026-09-04 Before waking from surgery, Rose dreams that she, Blanche and Dorothy are 100 years in the future. 2026-09-04 Blanche pairs Dorothy with her visiting uncle (Leslie Nielsen), but later regrets her matchmaking. 2026-09-04 Guests include Nanette Fabray and Steve Lawrence. 2026-09-04 An unscrupulous woman becomes involved in a swindle that results in her death. 2026-09-04 An old man in a cave offers guidance to survivors of a nuclear-war apocalypse, but their orderly world is shattered by the arrival of four soldiers. 2026-09-04 A young man (John Forsythe) returns home after an absence of four years to investigate his father's death. 2026-09-04 A woman (Ellen Corby) tries to prevent a shootout between two gunslingers (Darren McGavin, Gene Barry). 2026-09-04 Mannix investigates an industrialist who wants to run for governor. 2026-09-04 A Midwestern mayor calls in Cannon to clean up police corruption in his community that has resulted in a string of warehouse burglaries. 2026-09-04 A former mental patient thinks she is losing her mind when she hears her dead daughter on the telephone. 2026-09-04 A phony police officer is discovered when he wins a businessmen's club's "All-American Policeman" award. 2026-09-04 The trail of a runaway leads to a thriving pornographic movie business. 2026-09-04 Malloy and Reed match wits with a pair of burglary suspects inside a factory. 2026-09-04 Malloy and Reed rescue two men from a burning house, break up a neighborhood feud and look for a stolen car. 2026-09-04 Cartoon curator Bill and Toony the Tuna showcase classic cartoons featuring popular characters like Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck and Tom and Jerry. 2026-09-04 Beaver has trouble thinking of something interesting to say about his father for a school composition. 2026-09-04 As chairman of a dance's blind-date committee, Wally has to find a date for a girl. 2026-09-04 Perry investigates a murder confession obtained by the use of truth serum. 2026-09-04 Conrad and his fashion-model girlfriend ask Ben to defend a photographer who is accused of murdering a modeling agent. 2026-09-04 A warehouse burglary investigation turns up unusual loot; guests Simon Oakland, Kathleen Beller, Richard Hatch. 2026-09-04 A director making a documentary about the Pickett Plant gains Erin's cooperation by telling her she could be a star. 2026-09-04 Festus is attacked on his way to deliver money to a young woman who has been suddenly cut free from the confines of her sheltered life by the death of her father. 2026-09-04 A Texas lawman shatters a young drifter's (Richard Evans) hopes of a new life on the Ponderosa. 2026-09-04 Closer Than A Brother - Lucas looks for answers when recovering alcoholic lawman Micah Torrence turns in his badge and returns to the bottle. 2026-09-04 A visit to Micah's old home leads to the uncovering of an old mystery. 2026-09-04 A woman on the wagon train is kidnapped by Indians, who say they will only return her when the chief's seriously ill son is taken to a doctor and cured by the wagon train. 2026-09-04 A citation for bravery causes extreme discomfort for DeSoto and Gage; a man's extreme terror of the dentist brings on a heart attack. 2026-09-05