KPOM-CD Edith is going to a christening, the kids are off to a seminar in the mountains, and Archie is headed for a weekend of trouble. 2026-10-28 Gloria feels insulted when Mike is turned on by her new black wig she had bought from the department store. 2026-10-28 The ladies are surprised by how they are portrayed in a play that was written and directed by Elka. 2026-10-28 Joy decides to reveal her feelings to Mitch, but a dating coach gets in the way; Victoria is smitten by a screenwriter. 2026-10-28 Laura and Millie become stage mothers when their sons are cast in a TV commercial. 2026-10-28 The Petries entertain a British duo (Chad & Jeremy). 2026-10-28 When Woody's parents insist that their son return to Indiana to escape the decadence of Boston, the gang produces a home movie to refute their claims. 2026-10-28 Diane, who has always wanted to be a writer, is offered to have one of her novels published; can Diane combine her work with marriage? 2026-10-28 Elaine's indecision over whether to accept a job in Seattle prompts the cabbies to continue reminiscing. 2026-10-28 Christine (Markie Post) is elected to Congress; Bull (Richard Moll) is kidnapped by aliens; Harry (Harry Anderson) rejects a faculty job. 2026-10-28 Oscar and Felix spend a rainy weekend in the country looking for a lost girl. 2026-10-28 Bob accepts a seemingly innocent invitation to appear as the guest on a TV discussion program. He winds up in the jaws of a dilemma when the show host turns out to have the disposition of a shark. 2026-10-28 KAOS breaks the CONTROL code and Max is sent on a suicide mission as a decoy. 2026-10-28 Ralph doesn't know Alice has a job at a doctor's office; Ralph thinks Alice wants him only for his life insurance benefits. 2026-10-28 Guests Robert Goulet and Imogene Coca take part in a fairy tale musical extravaganza about the story of long-haired maiden Cinderrumplewhite. 2026-10-28 The partners think the captain is a thief. 2026-10-28 Connie's new friend at Mrs. Nestor's elementary school makes it easier for Connie to leave her old friends. 2026-10-28 Harriet makes dinner when David invites his girlfriend over. 2026-10-28 Just as Ann arrives in New York and learns of her first acting assignment, her mother shares some bad news for her. 2026-10-28 D.J.'s favorite cousin (Kirk Cameron) comes for a visit, but ends up spending most of his time with Danny. 2026-10-28 Close quarters prompt Jesse to seek other lodgings for a while. 2026-10-28 The clan struggles to adjust to life without Jesse. He returns home when Michelle gets sick. 2026-10-28 Jesse moonlights as an Elvis Presley look-alike to earn money for a demo record. 2026-10-28 Marcia talks her mother into appearing with her in the high-school family frolics. 2026-10-28 The siblings and French join Bill in Tahiti. 2026-10-28 Danny makes a startling discovery about a young singer he imports to appear at the Copa Club. 2026-10-28 Mary is upset when a boy labels her wholesome. 2026-10-28 Uncle Charley buys a vacation lot, only to learn he's been hoodwinked in a high-pressure real-estate operation. 2026-10-28 Robbie (Don Grady) tries to impress his girl by competing with a handsome bullfighter against a bull. 2026-10-28 Lucy, her daughter and Uncle Harry try living in the jungle as an escape from the pressures of the city. 2026-10-28 Lucy and her new girlfriend, Joan, set out to impress their handsome neighbor. 2026-10-28 Lucy manages to have the boat run out of gas on a pleasure cruise. 2026-10-28 The Ricardos go to Cuba, where Ricky wants to introduce his relatives to his wife and son. 2026-10-28 Rob unwittingly describes Laura as a "nut" on TV. 2026-10-28 Mary is in love, but finds it hard getting used to her boyfriend publicly expressing his emotions. 2026-10-28 Richie is befriended by the leader of the Dukes gang when he helps the boy's sister. 2026-10-28 Laverne and Shirley dream about life in the hereafter after arguing about returning a check from the phone company. 2026-10-28 Isaac loves a girl (Debbie Allen) considering marriage; an heiress thinks men just want her money; a dog rejects its mistress' suitor. 2026-10-28 Julie's friend falls for Stubing; Gopher helps his neighbor find romance; overprotective offspring pursue an eloping, elderly couple. 2026-10-28 Having rescued Mrs. Drysdale from the hospital, the Clampetts try their own brand of medicine on her ailing nervous system. 2026-10-28 Jethro falls desperately in love with a volatile young movie starlet. 2026-10-28 Mama and other church-league members are quick to judge the group's seemingly irresponsible president. 2026-10-28 After listing deductions on her tax form to get a bigger refund, Mama gets a visit from an Internal Revenue Service agent and fears she will be audited. 2026-10-28 George Foreman guest stars as Lamont's brother in a community play. 2026-10-28 While preparing to receive the Watts Businessman of the Year award, Fred worries that his back pain may get in the way of the glory. Lamont suggests Fred try acupuncture. 2026-10-28 Archie and Edith celebrate their 35th wedding anniversary by going on a second honeymoon. 2026-10-29 Archie is robbed by a young man while driving the cab. He plans to press charges, but has second thoughts when the man's wealthy father pays him a visit. 2026-10-29 Victoria's son visits, even though she always forgets him; Joy and Mitch contemplate their compatibility. 2026-10-29 In an animated episode, the women endure dodgy beauty treatments, zombies, and a Cleveland that celebrates LeBron James. 2026-10-29 Rob learns that a shoe clerk's lot is not always a happy one. 2026-10-29 Rob Petrie becomes a trial lawyer to prosecute a shifty salesman. 2026-10-29 Sam returns to the bar when his trip around the world is cut short by a sunken craft; his attempts to regain his old job are hampered by the bar's management. 2026-10-29 Sam tries to keep Rebecca from finding out about his second job as a substitute for a local sportscaster. 2026-10-29 Latka and Simka host a matchmaking party where each of the cabbies is guaranteed to meet his or her perfect mate. 2026-10-29 Harold T. Stone, newly appointed judge of a New York night court, shocks everyone with his unorthodox ways. 2026-10-29